Useless Facts

[Hondahugger]

The Chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead.

That is all.

[Ninjakel]

the more you know!

[askmrjesus]

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

JC

[buzzcutt2]

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

JC

Yes they do...check out mythbusters. :whistle:

[Ninjakel]

Yes they do...check out mythbusters. :whistle:


are you questioning Jesus's knowledge????

[buzzcutt2]

are you questioning Jesus's knowledge????

Who? :idk:

[Ninjakel]

:lol:

[xx CURVE xx]

are you questioning Jesus's knowledge????

he doesn't believe in Jesus

[Ninjakel]

neither does Leon. Leon's Jewish

[shmike]

Fact: using an "s" at the end of a word implies that the subject is plural.

[askmrjesus]

he doesn't believe in Jesus

He will...

Bwahahahaha!

JC

[buzzcutt2]

Fact: using an "s" at the end of a word implies that the subject is plural.

I thought apostrophe s showed ownership? :idk:

[marko138]

:panic:

[MikeSP1]

I thought apostrophe s showed ownership? :idk:

Using only a " s " signifies plurality, " 's " signifies ownership.

[shmike]

I thought apostrophe s showed ownership? :idk:

:db:

[pauldun170]

Uranus' orbital axis is tilted at 90 degrees, unless it is ejecting waste where it tilts at 65 degrees when seen from the asteroid belt facing the bowl.

[Particle Man]

birds get laid before they're born...

[buzzcutt2]

:db:

But you were the one that was wrong. :idk:

I have a better idea...let's get drunk. :rockwoot:

[Hondahugger]

I have a better idea...let's get drunk. :rockwoot:I think I'm still drunk from last night, if I get up to fast, the room still spins!

[shmike]

But you were the one that was wrong. :idk:

I have a better idea...let's get drunk. :rockwoot:

You should know better than that.

1. I was referencing the subject.

2. http://esl.about.com/od/grammarintermediate/a/cm_its.htm

3. Your buying. :beers:

4. #3 was on purpose. :whistle:

[Amorok]

Spiders have transparent blood.

While birds do not have teeth, the platypus does.

[Hondahugger]

Only 5% of the ocean floor has been mapped in as much detail as the surface of Mars.

[AquaPython]

Spiders have transparent blood.

While birds do not have teeth, the platypus does.

birds certainly do have teeth!

[Hondahugger]

birds certainly do have teeth!
:idk: which birds?

[AquaPython]

all of them. they are microscopic, but especially prominent in the early fetal development stages. There is a gene that tells them to stop growing them. this is a gene that they were able to turn off in the first runs to genetically regress a chicken back into a raptor. they resulted in test chickens with large visible teeth. cool chit.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Fact: using an "s" at the end of a word implies that the subject is plural.

so who are all these jesu people we keep talking about?

[OneSickPsycho]

Spiders have transparent blood.

While birds do not have teeth, the platypus does.

What the fuck do birds and platypuses have to do with one another?

Ducks... along with a number of other birds, sleep standing on one foot.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yeap, and they put their heads in their asses for warmth.

[OneSickPsycho]

yeap, and they put their heads in their asses for warmth.

Heh, most people here do it out of necessity.

[Papa_Complex]

Using only a " s " signifies plurality, " 's " signifies ownership.

Not always ;)

[Smittie61984]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"

[OneSickPsycho]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"

:lol:

[Carolina]

good onehttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n169/jdam1979/chuck-norris.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

[Carolina]

Water vs. Beer


WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER
It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart



DRINK UP BITCHES:chug::chug::beer::beer:

[Carolina]

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Thrity-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH

A snail can sleep for three years

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

WTF :diitb: There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus

[Smittie61984]

I'll seperate a Chuck Norris facts page later on once I wake up...
http://justkiddingbutseriously.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chuck-norris-rock-demotivational-poster.jpg

[cuttle]

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

A group of goats is called a trip.

[AquaPython]

WTF :diitb: There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus

there are more germs in a human mouth than an ass - licking dog's mouth.

[Captain Morgan]

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

A group of goats is called a trip.

A group of bears is called a sloth.

[Rsv1000R]

Rinsing you ice with water after it comes out of the freezer, reduces the amount your pop fizzes when you pour it in a glass. Cold pop will hardly fizz at all.

You did ask for worthless info........

[Amorok]

A group of bears is called a sloth.

A group of vampires is called a kiss. Truly useless!

[AquaPython]

A group of vampires is called a kiss. Truly useless!

who gets to make up what official terms for groups of random shit is called, and where is the list?

[azoomm]

With your arms stretched straight out to your sides - fingertip to fingertip is the same as your height.

[Amorok]

who gets to make up what official terms for groups of random shit is called, and where is the list?

I don't know, but a group of vampires isn't called a coven, it's called a kiss. Doesn't make sense but all the movies get it wrong.

[Captain Morgan]

A group of TWFixers is called a drunken hoard.

[Archren]

all of them. they are microscopic, but especially prominent in the early fetal development stages. There is a gene that tells them to stop growing them. this is a gene that they were able to turn off in the first runs to genetically regress a chicken back into a raptor. they resulted in test chickens with large visible teeth. cool chit.

Werd. Genetics FTMFW. :rockwoot:

[AquaPython]

Werd. Genetics FTMFW. :rockwoot:
+1

:twfix:

[AquaEv77]

Hippocampus

the portion of the cerebral hemisphers in basal medial part of the temporal lobe. This part of the brain is important for learning and memory . . . for converting short term memory to more permanent memory, and for recalling spatial relationships in the world about us :panic:

[AquaPython]

hippocampus is the genus name for seahorses.

[AquaEv77]

hippocampus is the genus name for seahorses.

true that :dthumb:

[cuttle]

goats have no upper front teeth

[cuttle]

you can't breed mules

[Rider]

you can't breed mules

Yes you can, you just cant impregnate them. :dthumb:

[cuttle]

Yes you can, you just cant impregnate them. :dthumb:

What's your definition of "breed"? sex?

they can :suprisebuttsects: but they can't reproduce

[Amorok]

What the fuck do birds and platypuses have to do with one another?

They both have beaks.

[Rider]

What's your definition of "breed"? sex?

they can :suprisebuttsects: but they can't reproduce

There you go. :dthumb:

[DLIT]

A group of drunk sluts is called a jackpot.

[Captain Morgan]

A group of drunk sluts is called a jackpot.

Best one ever!

[AquaEv77]

An igloo can reach 61 degrees Fahrenheit when warmed by body heat alone. Try it with friends!!

[fatbuckRTO]

A group of officers is called a mess.
The only one that makes perfect sense.

[Rider]

Asian vagina's don't dry out. :whistle:

[Particle Man]

Asian vagina's don't dry out. :whistle:

neither do those of columbian chicks

[Rider]

neither do those of columbian chicks

No shit? Hmmmm :whistle:

[keeb]

No shit? Hmmmm :whistle:

atleast not from that hole ..

:sorry:

[DLIT]

Asian vagina's don't dry out. :whistle:

Yeah, they do.

[OneSickPsycho]

Yeah, they do.

Agreed. A couple days buried in the backyard... dry as a bone.

[Hondahugger]

Snakes are true carnivores as they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material.

[OneSickPsycho]

Snakes are true carnivores as they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material.

Umm... yeah. So are a fuckload of other animals.

[Particle Man]

No shit? Hmmmm :whistle:hells yeah :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

With your arms stretched straight out to your sides - fingertip to fingertip is the same as your height.

not true... I have a friend I'm 2" taller than... his wing span is 6'6... he's 6'1 yeah monkey look'n mother fucker he is... but dude was bad ass on a basketball court

[Smittie61984]

Umm... yeah. So are a fuckload of other animals.

Like me!

[Carolina]

my left nut is bigger than my right

[Mikey]

not true... I have a friend I'm 2" taller than... his wing span is 6'6... he's 6'1 yeah monkey look'n mother fucker he is... but dude was bad ass on a basketball court

I'm a little like that guy. I'm 6'6", but my wingspan is about 6'9" (or at least it was before I broke my collarbone).

[HRCNICK11]

Snakes are true carnivores as they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material.

They get there veggies from the stomach of the animal they eat. Most carnivores eat the stomach of the animal for that very reason. Lions and wild dogs will fight over the stomach.

Any one that has ever hit a deer can tell you there is plenty of green in the stomach. Ask Zoom one of her friends cut one in half with a motorcycle and was cover in plant material, I remember the photos.

[HRCNICK11]

you can't breed mules

A female mule that has estrus cycles and can carry a fetus is called a "molly" and can occasionally occur naturally as well as through embryo transfer. Its rare but it does happen.

[Hondahugger]

Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.

[Hondahugger]

For every ton of fish that is caught in all the oceans on our planet, there are three tons of garbage dumped into the oceans.

[Corey]

There is a large patch of garbage floating in the Pacific between Hawaii and California that is twice the size of Texas and weighs roughly 3.5 million tons. It continues to grow every year.

[speedylocksmith]

:diitb:

[Rider]

Yeah, they do.

Yeah but your wife isn't really Asia, she's filipino.

[Hondahugger]

The Spanish word esposa means "wife" or "spouce".

The plural, esposas means "wives", but it also means "handcuffs".

[AquaPython]

There is a large patch of garbage floating in the Pacific between Hawaii and California that is twice the size of Texas and weighs roughly 3.5 million tons. It continues to grow every year.

pics?

[Papa_Complex]

How about video? There's a bit of "colourful" language though, so it isn't boss friendly.

http://www.vbs.tv/shows/toxic/garbage-island/

[Rider]

There is a large patch of garbage floating in the Pacific between Hawaii and California that is twice the size of Texas and weighs roughly 3.5 million tons. It continues to grow every year.

Source? I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. I've sailed from Cali to Hawaii before a few times and have never seen shit. You'd think something twice the size of Texas would be visible. It would certainly show up on satellite terrain maps. It doesn't.

[Papa_Complex]

Go to the link that I posted and find episode 9. There's a bit of an explanation as to why this shit doesn't show up.

[Corey]

Source? I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. I've sailed from Cali to Hawaii before a few times and have never seen shit. You'd think something twice the size of Texas would be visible. It would certainly show up on satellite terrain maps. It doesn't.

Google Great Pacific Garbage Patch or Eastern Garbage Patch. It's pretty well documented.

[Rider]

Google Great Pacific Garbage Patch or Eastern Garbage Patch. It's pretty well documented.

Interesting. So then the plastic floats just blow the surface of the water?

I've been in those waters several times but that was in the early 90's and never saw any garbage.

[Corey]

Interesting. So then the plastic floats just blow the surface of the water?

I've been in those waters several times but that was in the early 90's and never saw any garbage.

Can't say from any experience, but the consistency I've heard in a few news programs I had to watch in college was something akin to soup.

[vickibocc]

You can fit the entire population of the Earth standing shoulder to shoulder in NJ.

[shmike]

You can fit the entire population of the Earth standing shoulder to shoulder in NJ.

Until they move to South Florida. :gtfo:

[Hondahugger]

Until they move to South Florida. :gtfo:Be nice to Vicki, she'll be back up north before we know it and and then we'll miss her!

[AquaPython]

You can fit the entire population of the Earth standing shoulder to shoulder in NJ.
you can also fit them all in loch ness....if you could empty it.

[speedylocksmith]

you can also fit them all in loch ness....if you could empty it.I could empty it in about a week if it was beer :lol:

[askmrjesus]

I could empty it in about a week if it was beer :lol:

Dude, it's got monster piss in it.

That can't be good for you.

JC

[speedylocksmith]

Dude, it's got monster piss in it.

That can't be good for you.

JCthat's why I said if it was beer. Besides, my stomach is a bottomless pit. If I've actually remember all the crap I've put in it, I'd probably fast from food and alcohol for a year.

[Ducati Diva]

Alcoholic beverages have all 13 minerals necessary for human life.

[speedylocksmith]

Alcoholic beverages have all 13 minerals necessary for human life.that's not a useless fact, that's the most important thing I've heard in my 35 years of life :dthumb:

[Ducati Diva]

that's not a useless fact, that's the most important thing I've heard in my 35 years of life :dthumb:

Glad I could be of service :rofl: