ok so wedding question

[JARVIS518]

NO NOT MINE!!

ok so my girlfriend's sister is getting married at the end of march and would like to have some opinions on whether or not i have to go?
we've been together for 3 years if that means anything...

[Flexin]

NO NOT MINE!!

ok so my girlfriend's sister is getting married at the end of march and would like to have some opinions on whether or not i have to go?
we've been together for 3 years if that means anything...

3 years? Have fun at the wedding.

James

[JARVIS518]

what if i have a reason to be out of town?

[Ninjakel]

Yep, have fun.

[Corey]

3 years? Have fun at the wedding.

James

This. And enjoy the "when are we getting married" questions that will pop up just before, during and constantly after.

[derf]

Have fun at the wedding

[JARVIS518]

This. And enjoy the "when are we getting married" questions that will pop up just before, during and constantly after.


been dealing with that for 3 years
thats nothing new

[Mr Lefty]

no god damn it! leave now on your bike... and come back after the wedding

[pauldun170]

Have fun at the wedding!!

[Dave]

you will if you want any booty anytime soon

[Trip]

sorry dude, you know way in advance, have fun at the wedding

[JARVIS518]

:hangman::jump:

[Flexin]

what if i have a reason to be out of town?

Being single isn't THAT bad. While your out of town you should pick up some lotion and some porn. Might be the only action you get for a while.

James

[JARVIS518]

i hate weddings

[Porkchop]

So is the wedding party young-ish, or mid aged???

I mean, a girl i knew just got married like 3 weeks ago, and it was the best damn time I had in a looong time.

Just booze it up at the open bar for a bit and then grind urself on all the young hot single fema.... I mean your g/f....

OK... on second thought, just get riding now....

[derf]

Wait, everybody hold on. It could be a very good excuse to be out of town.

Does your out of town excuse have something to do with either

a) saving the world, in a way that will be all over the news so peopel actually believe you?

b) open heart surgery at a specialist far far away?

c) I just added a letter C here because it looked better with three choices, really though those are the only 2 excuses you could ever come up with, and you could probably get out of having choice b, especially if it is this far away, just move it to the day after. Also choice A doesn't work too well, I've tried it before and its just a bad excuse.

[JARVIS518]

So is the wedding party young-ish, or mid aged???

I mean, a girl i knew just got married like 3 weeks ago, and it was the best damn time I had in a looong time.

Just booze it up at the open bar for a bit and then grind urself on all the young hot single fema.... I mean your g/f....

OK... on second thought, just get riding now....

her sis is 26 but her family is a bunch of crazy italian jews from jersey
the groom is a woodsey guy dont know much about the fam

cant drink it makes me sick to my stomach before i even get a buzz

and the third thing im locked in me lease so i kinda cant just jump ship yet lol

[JARVIS518]

Wait, everybody hold on. It could be a very good excuse to be out of town.

Does your out of town excuse have something to do with either

a) saving the world, in a way that will be all over the news so peopel actually believe you?

b) open heart surgery at a specialist far far away?

c) I just added a letter C here because it looked better with three choices, really though those are the only 2 excuses you could ever come up with, and you could probably get out of having choice b, especially if it is this far away, just move it to the day after. Also choice A doesn't work too well, I've tried it before and its just a bad excuse.

no

no

and its just a vacation that i would like to go on before i move back to NY

[JoJoYZF]

her sis is 26 but her family is a bunch of crazy italian jews from jersey
the groom is a woodsey guy dont know much about the fam

cant drink it makes me sick to my stomach before i even get a buzz

and the third thing im locked in me lease so i kinda cant just jump ship yet lol

So basically youre completely fucked. Enjoy the wedding

[derf]

Yeh, take the vacation early

[JARVIS518]

Yeh, take the vacation early

not an option
will b moving all my shit from florida to NY in that time period


oh and im busted the girl found the thread shes about to give us her side of the story

[JoJoYZF]

This should be entertaining.

[Porkchop]

her sis is 26 but her family is a bunch of crazy italian jews from jersey
the groom is a woodsey guy dont know much about the fam

cant drink it makes me sick to my stomach before i even get a buzz

and the third thing im locked in me lease so i kinda cant just jump ship yet lol

Yea sorry dude... it sounds like it might be a bit rough...

Ahhh 26... the bride's older sister was 26..... smmmokin hot! Lets just say I stuck around her, and her friends...

Too bad on the booze thing tho... I can handle my share of alcohol (i weigh 305) but I still have a weak stomache when it comes to taking shots...

[JARVIS518]

ya it always is

[vickibocc]

Soooo, here's the girlfriend's side of the story.

Yes, we've been together for 3 years.
It will be a mixed crowd, however, the majority will be younger. My sister is the 2nd oldest of the 8 grandkids in my family so most will be around our age. Phil gets along great with my dad, stepmom and brother who will both be there. He's just being a big baby and thinks he won't have any fun. But he will. So suck it up.

Oh yeah..the wedding is at the end of May not March.

And exactly, he's know way in advance. It was originally scheduled for August but recently got moved up to May due to a venu change (and yes the date was changed and final before he even knew about the vacation...so that's not an excuse either).

[JARVIS518]

Soooo, here's the girlfriend's side of the story.

Yes, we've been together for 3 years.
It will be a mixed crowd, however, the majority will be younger. My sister is the 2nd oldest of the 8 grandkids in my family so most will be around our age. Phil gets along great with my dad, stepmom and brother who will both be there. He's just being a big baby and thinks he won't have any fun. But he will. So suck it up.

Oh yeah..the wedding is at the end of May not March.

And exactly, he's know way in advance. It was originally scheduled for August but recently got moved up to May due to a venu change (and yes the date was changed and final before he even knew about the vacation...so that's not an excuse either).


blah blah blah
i'll figure something out
do i have to go to the ceremony? or can i just go to the reception?

[derf]

HA!

Dude you really gotta cowboy up, pull your dick out of your vagina, put on your big girl panties, stand up that woman and repeat after me!

YES DEAR

[JARVIS518]

HA!

Dude you really gotta cowboy up, pull your dick out of your vagina, put on your big girl panties, stand up that woman and repeat after me!

YES DEAR

ha ha ha she hates that
and she just yelled at me that i have to go to both and that shes my new mommy and i have todo what she tells me todo

[derf]

You lost this fight before you even knew that there was a fight. Mrs Jarvis, please bitch slap him so that he may learn a leason.

(dude when she's not looking read this part: you can get out of it by faking apendisitis, only down side is that you need surgery, and it only works once)

[Mr Lefty]

just get on your bike... and ride... come back in a couple weeks and be like... :idk: what... I just thought I'd go for a ride...

[JARVIS518]

ok so the vaca is until the 23 or 24th of may and the wedding is at 430 on the 25th in NJ so i might be able to pull some crazy shit off

[derf]

Might I suggest a car accident on the way up?

[Porkchop]

Soooo, here's the girlfriend's side of the story.

Yes, we've been together for 3 years.
It will be a mixed crowd, however, the majority will be younger. My sister is the 2nd oldest of the 8 grandkids in my family so most will be around our age. Phil gets along great with my dad, stepmom and brother who will both be there. He's just being a big baby and thinks he won't have any fun. But he will. So suck it up.

Oh yeah..the wedding is at the end of May not March.



It wouldnt be too bad if he were single...

But yea :zowned: on the month thing man...

[LOZ]

Vicki, tell him that he can pack and take his xbox360 to the wedding with him. that would be the end of the argument. :whistle:

:dthumb:

[JARVIS518]

eh i knew the trip and the wedding was the same month atleast

Vicki, tell him that he can pack and take his xbox360 to the wedding with him. that would be the end of the argument. :whistle:

:dthumb:

no, no internet so i cant play online

[LOZ]

no, no internet so i cant play online

LOL so you've thought about it? LOL

[JARVIS518]

well ya

[Corey]

eh i knew the trip and the wedding was the same month atleast



no, no internet so i cant play online

Invest in a PSP or Nintendo DS?

[JARVIS518]

i have a psp mite have to invest in a new game for this special day

[Corey]

i have a psp mite have to invest in a new game for this special day

Patapon it is.

[LOZ]

I have a DS, top 3 games for me are: Tetris, N+ and MarioKart.

I would love for them to make something like StreetFighter II for the DS.

PSP has better games than the DS.

[Corey]

I have a DS, top 3 games for me are: Tetris, N+ and MarioKart.

I would love for them to make something like StreetFighter II for the DS.

PSP has better games than the DS.

I've got em both. Each has games that are great, and both have a shitload of games that are fucking awful. Right now the DS gets more play because of FFIV. The PSP gets fired up for Patapon and Lumines. The PSP has its full potential blown by not having dual analogs. If they fixed that, a lot more games would be infinitely more playable.

[LOZ]

I have played N+ more than anything. even on my brother's xbox360. that games is addicting, and hard. but you could never become too good at it, cause they have some levels that are just meant to fuck with you.

:jacked::jacked::jacked:

[Ninjakel]

ha ha ha she hates that
and she just yelled at me that i have to go to both and that shes my new mommy and i have todo what she tells me todo


bahahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

[neebelung]

NO NOT MINE!!

ok so my girlfriend's sister is getting married at the end of march and would like to have some opinions on whether or not i have to go?
we've been together for 3 years if that means anything...

Does your girlfriend want you to go? Yes? Then yes, you have to go.

After three years, you're considered an established couple, and it would raise questions if you DIDN'T go, so go, if only to keep your girlfriend from having to answer a million questions about why you're not there. :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

Suck it up man. Sometimes you have to do the big boy things, even if you don't want to.

... unless, of course, you want to break up with your girlfriend in a public forum :whistle:

[Melissue76]

I think u should go.......can't say that I cared too much for my SIL BF of 9 years anyway but when he didn't show up to our wedding, we were all done trying to be nice to him. (& she is no longer w/him btw) We would've understood if he had something going on that was emergency or a vacation planned way before the wedding. But the whole "I don't like weddings" felt like "I don't like hanging out with your family...they suck"
**even if you feel that way...u still have to respect her family, not for them, but for her. :) It would suck for her to explain why you are not there.

[vickibocc]

Thank you to everybody on my side! Like I said he's just being a big baby. Last night as we were falling asleep he was asking me what he had to do to get out of it. He offered a house, car, and babies. I told him it's not up for negotiation (especially since I know he's full of shit lol - considering the few times he's told me "If you do this, I swear I will marry you tomorrow"...and I'm still here as a Miss, not a Mrs. lol).

But yes! You are all right. When you get to a certain point in a relationship, you are expected to be at family functions. And as I said before, he gets along with everyone in my family, but gets along very well with my dad, step mom, and brother...so he can hide out with them all night if he chooses too. I'm the maid of honor so I'll have to be mingling a bit.


Oh and to the guy that suggested apendicitis a few pages back. Good try, but he already got his appendix out when he was a kid lol. Another benefit of being together for a while...I know his medical history lol.

[buzzcutt2]

Thank you to everybody on my side! Like I said he's just being a big baby. Last night as we were falling asleep he was asking me what he had to do to get out of it. He offered a house, car, and babies. I told him it's not up for negotiation (especially since I know he's full of shit lol - considering the few times he's told me "If you do this, I swear I will marry you tomorrow"...and I'm still here as a Miss, not a Mrs. lol).

But yes! You are all right. When you get to a certain point in a relationship, you are expected to be at family functions. And as I said before, he gets along with everyone in my family, but gets along very well with my dad, step mom, and brother...so he can hide out with them all night if he chooses too. I'm the maid of honor so I'll have to be mingling a bit.


Oh and to the guy that suggested apendicitis a few pages back. Good try, but he already got his appendix out when he was a kid lol. Another benefit of being together for a while...I know his medical history lol.


All I heard was blah blah blah...don't do it Jarvis, you shouldn't go - I think you are sick. :whistle:

[Corey]

Oh and to the guy that suggested apendicitis a few pages back. Good try, but he already got his appendix out when he was a kid lol. Another benefit of being together for a while...I know his medical history lol.

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[R6Chick]

HA!

Dude you really gotta cowboy up, pull your dick out of your vagina, put on your big girl panties, stand up that woman and repeat after me!

YES DEAR


Haha, exactly what I was thinking!

[vickibocc]

All I heard was blah blah blah...don't do it Jarvis, you shouldn't go - I think you are sick. :whistle:

All I heard was "Shut the hell up fuzznutz"

[buzzcutt2]

All I heard was "Shut the hell up fuzznutz"

Stop flirting with me...Jarvis will see it. :lol:

[Amorok]

no god damn it! leave now on your bike... and come back after the wedding

Negstive. Leave on your bike now, wait until she goes to the wedding, and then move all your shit out. If you don't want to marry her after three years why stay any longer? Ass is plentiful, cheap, and of fantastic variety. Go find out.

[AquaPython]

Stop flirting with me...Jarvis will see it. :lol:

careful, we've seen lines like that before. next post might be requesting vickie to curl her hair.


jarvis, when you getting hitched?

[Racerboy]

What is the date of the wedding? The Sunday of Memorial Day, right?

Jarvis, go to Deals Gap with us, have the time of your life, leave a day earlier than the rest of us and drive back to NY to the wedding to keep that hot little hunny of yours happy....don't fuck this up! Open Bar, a free meal, some possibly nice people, keep her family happy about you for being there...its a win-win.

In case you didn't notice, she's "The One".

[dReWpY]

enjoy the wedding your going

[buzzcutt2]

careful, we've seen lines like that before. next post might be requesting vickie to curl her hair.


jarvis, when you getting hitched?

Nah...I'll leave the curly hair for Kel. :whistle:

[Particle Man]

Enjoy the open bar at the reception and thank your lucky fucking stars she isn't going to a baby shower... instead of "when are WE getting married" it would be "When are we going to get married and have kids..."

[Ninjakel]

Nah...I'll leave the curly hair for Kel. :whistle:



:rant:

[Method]

I've got em both. Each has games that are great, and both have a shitload of games that are fucking awful. Right now the DS gets more play because of FFIV. The PSP gets fired up for Patapon and Lumines. The PSP has its full potential blown by not having dual analogs. If they fixed that, a lot more games would be infinitely more playable.

Right now I'm imagining the bride coming down off the altar and kicking your ass hong kong style because you forgot to turn the sound off of your PSP.

:lmao:


ETA: You never had a chance - enjoy the wedding.

[JARVIS518]

Oh and to the guy that suggested apendicitis a few pages back. Good try, but he already got his appendix out when he was a kid lol. Another benefit of being together for a while...I know his medical history lol.

uuummm apparently you dont cuz i still have my appendix... i had surgery for a blocked intestine when i was younger and i have tricky appendicitis but never had my appendix removed

so um who feells like the ass now?
:zowned:

What is the date of the wedding? The Sunday of Memorial Day, right?

Jarvis, go to Deals Gap with us, have the time of your life, leave a day earlier than the rest of us and drive back to NY to the wedding to keep that hot little hunny of yours happy....don't fuck this up! Open Bar, a free meal, some possibly nice people, keep her family happy about you for being there...its a win-win.

In case you didn't notice, she's "The One".

ya this is probably what im going todo if i can afford it which i should b able todo

and she is?

[Papa_Complex]

so um who feells like the ass now?
:zowned:

Presumably the guy who got caught trying to duck out of a wedding by his girlfriend, in front of a couple of hundred people :lol:

[JARVIS518]

eh i'll find a way around it
when there is a will there is a way

[askmrjesus]

eh i'll find a way around it
when there is a will there is a way

You skip the wedding, you're gonna need a fucking will. :lol:

JC

[rider76]

Really out of all the shit a women can ask for...( holding her purse, buying tampons, sharing your feelings, having kids...) a wedding is a fucking walk in the park... Just go and you get to drag her to some shit that she can't stand...

[Carolina]

:diitb: and she will let you do anything you please:twfix:

[askmrjesus]

Really out of all the shit a women can ask for...( holding her purse, buying tampons, sharing your feelings, having kids...) a wedding is a fucking walk in the park... Just go and you get to drag her to some shit that she can't stand...

Good point.

One wedding should be worth three monster truck races, at least.

JC

[JARVIS518]

Really out of all the shit a women can ask for...( holding her purse, buying tampons, sharing your feelings, having kids...) a wedding is a fucking walk in the park... Just go and you get to drag her to some shit that she can't stand...

lol so i brought this up to her and she said this is not how it works


she would like monster truck races i think anyway so i'll find something else...

[vickibocc]

Negstive. Leave on your bike now, wait until she goes to the wedding, and then move all your shit out. If you don't want to marry her after three years why stay any longer? Ass is plentiful, cheap, and of fantastic variety. Go find out.

Thaaat was a bit of a douchebag move. FYI, it isn't that he doesn't want to marry me. It's that he has plenty of time before he finishes school, we're moving in a few months, and he's broke as a joke. I'm not marrying into debt, and he needs a little more of a promising future. If he didn't want to be with me...he wouldn't. It's that simple.

What is the date of the wedding? The Sunday of Memorial Day, right?

Jarvis, go to Deals Gap with us, have the time of your life, leave a day earlier than the rest of us and drive back to NY to the wedding to keep that hot little hunny of yours happy....don't fuck this up! Open Bar, a free meal, some possibly nice people, keep her family happy about you for being there...its a win-win.

In case you didn't notice, she's "The One".

Thank you Bill. I think this is a good compromise. The wedding is actually Monday, the actual day of Memorial Day. I've told him a million times, i don't have a problem with him going on the trip. It's something he really wants to do and I support that. But he knew about this wedding since they go engaged LAST February. And I just don't want to get a call the day before saying he's too tired to drive back or some bullshit excuse why he won't be coming. And I don't want him snoring in the back of the ceremony. Like I said I'm the maid of honor so I'll be able to see him lol. But if he comes back a day early and has a day to sleep and get his energy back than that's fine.

That's why I like you Bill.

And you better believe I'm "the one" lol.

Really out of all the shit a women can ask for...( holding her purse, buying tampons, sharing your feelings, having kids...) a wedding is a fucking walk in the park... Just go and you get to drag her to some shit that she can't stand...

Thank you for being HALF on my side lol. I've told him before I'm really not asking for much. Wear a suit and hang out for a few hours. He gets a free REALLY good gourmet meal, etc. Howeverrrrr, I told him that's not how it works because I don't see it as an eye for an eye. This is something he's not thrilled about, but is basically and obligation. In the future, I'm sure there will be family functions on his side that I'm not thrilled about but I'll go to make him happy. It evens itself out. He always wants to make a deal. And THAT's not how it works lol.

Oh, and he doesn't buy me tampons or hold my purse. I try to get him to share his feelings but he's just too "tough". And babies...well....I'm guilty with that one. I probably ask for babies enough to cancel the other ones out.

[JARVIS518]

lies all lies


i wouldnt make her come to one of my family gatherings if she didnt want to
cuz i know my family is crazy

[vickibocc]

Okay, everybody remember he said that. I'll get back to you in a few years and we'll see if this is true.

[speedylocksmith]

What is the date of the wedding? The Sunday of Memorial Day, right?

Jarvis, go to Deals Gap with us, have the time of your life, leave a day earlier than the rest of us and drive back to NY to the wedding to keep that hot little hunny of yours happy....don't fuck this up! Open Bar, a free meal, some possibly nice people, keep her family happy about you for being there...its a win-win.

In case you didn't notice, she's "The One".well said Bill. Vicki is a great girl...unless infront of an ATM with a stranger :lmao:

[Corey]

Right now I'm imagining the bride coming down off the altar and kicking your ass hong kong style because you forgot to turn the sound off of your PSP.

:lmao:



Keeping the games quiet is fucking easy. The hard part is explaining that when you yelled "Oh my fucking god you cheating cunt!" when the bride said "I do", it was at the piece of shit enemy you're currently fighting who managed to wipe you out with some cheap ass last minute bullshit move, and in no way reflects upon your views of how faithful the bride is.

[jgalt]

Vicki said I can slam you on teef if you don't go! :whistle:

[JARVIS518]

well u already did that so i dont have to go now right?

[vickibocc]

no. he has permission to do it again.

[Smittie61984]

Don't know about your situation. But weddings are just horrible. Only wedding I ever liked was my cousins wedding. Outdoors, simple, short, and right after the wedding we walked to the picnic shelter and tapped the keg and ate some BBQ sandwiches!

Honestly if someone really cares about their friends they'll say "The wedding is at 7pm at St. Pius Chapel. Meet us at the Reception at 8pm". Your friends will praise you to death for that. Weddings suck.

Go to the wedding but take some Acid, Heroine, or cut your leg off to deal with the pain of being at a wedding.

[vickibocc]

Don't know about your situation. But weddings are just horrible. Only wedding I ever liked was my cousins wedding. Outdoors, simple, short, and right after the wedding we walked to the picnic shelter and tapped the keg and ate some BBQ sandwiches!

Honestly if someone really cares about their friends they'll say "The wedding is at 7pm at St. Pius Chapel. Meet us at the Reception at 8pm". Your friends will praise you to death for that. Weddings suck.

Go to the wedding but take some Acid, Heroine, or cut your leg off to deal with the pain of being at a wedding.

IMO there is a big difference between going to the wedding of a friend, and going to the wedding of your long-term, live-in girlfriend's sister in which your girlfriend is the maid of honor. I would go to the ceremony of a friend's wedding anyway, but that's just me. But if it were just a friend of ours getting married and he said "let's just go to the reception", that would be a totally different story. But this is my sister.

But I honestly don't understand what the big fucking deal is. If you're going to the reception then just suck it up and sit for a half hour at the ceremony. Just be a nice person and support the couple and your girlfriend. Don't cry about sitting for a half hour before partying for another 5.

[JARVIS518]

IMO there is a big difference between going to the wedding of a friend, and going to the wedding of your long-term, live-in girlfriend's sister in which your girlfriend is the maid of honor. I would go to the ceremony of a friend's wedding anyway, but that's just me. But if it were just a friend of ours getting married and he said "let's just go to the reception", that would be a totally different story. But this is my sister.

But I honestly don't understand what the big fucking deal is. If you're going to the reception then just suck it up and sit for a half hour at the ceremony. Just be a nice person and support the couple and your girlfriend. Don't cry about sitting for a half hour before partying for another 5.


lets be honest here its not gunna b much of a party

[vickibocc]

lets be honest here its not gunna b much of a party

again...stop crying. suck it up. it will be fun..end of story.

[Smittie61984]

IMO there is a big difference between going to the wedding of a friend, and going to the wedding of your long-term, live-in girlfriend's sister in which your girlfriend is the maid of honor.

I guess if your GF is the maid of honor that's different. But all in all I've never liked weddings. A) it's a reminder to every single person in the room of how much of a loser your are. B) I get the feeling that most people (specifically the females) are getting married to just get married.

But someone like me can never get married. My dog would be rockin up at the alter with me, I'd be dressed casually, and I'd probably beg my fiance to just do it without me.

[vickibocc]

I guess if your GF is the maid of honor that's different. But all in all I've never liked weddings. A) it's a reminder to every single person in the room of how much of a loser your are. B) I get the feeling that most people (specifically the females) are getting married to just get married.

But someone like me can never get married. My dog would be rockin up at the alter with me, I'd be dressed casually, and I'd probably beg my fiance to just do it without me.

He's actually tried that. The other night he tried to make a deal that he'll either go to this wedding or to our wedding.

If you don't like weddings that's fine. But you can't refuse to go to any weddings in your entire life. Sometimes you just need to do these things. This is a guy that hasn't been to a wedding since his dad married his step mother over 10 years ago...a woman who he hates by the way. I can ASSURE you that this wedding will be more enjoyable than watching yoru dad marrying a woman you can't stand.

[JARVIS518]

one of the biggest pains about going to this particular wedding is that every single one of vicki's family members is going to ask me "so when are u and vicki getting married?"
im only fucking 21 soon to be 22 im not fucking ready to get married ppl!!

sorry rant off

[JARVIS518]

He's actually tried that. The other night he tried to make a deal that he'll either go to this wedding or to our wedding.

If you don't like weddings that's fine. But you can't refuse to go to any weddings in your entire life. Sometimes you just need to do these things. This is a guy that hasn't been to a wedding since his dad married his step mother over 10 years ago...a woman who he hates by the way. I can ASSURE you that this wedding will be more enjoyable than watching yoru dad marrying a woman you can't stand.


marriage is a bad idea im not gunna support it for anyone not even myself...
lol

[vickibocc]

one of the biggest pains about going to this particular wedding is that every single one of vicki's family members is going to ask me "so when are u and vicki getting married?"
im only fucking 21 soon to be 22 im not fucking ready to get married ppl!!

sorry rant off

I hate to tell you. But until we do get married...it's not going to stop whether we're at a wedding or not. I'm sorry you'll have to go through that. I've tried to make it clear that we're not getting married until we are more stable financially. So I've done all that I can do. I hear it too. As much as I talk about us getting married. I know it's not the time for a while so I would never tell them "Oh I'm just waiting on him" or "You have to ask him", etc.

[JARVIS518]

I hate to tell you. But until we do get married...it's not going to stop whether we're at a wedding or not. I'm sorry you'll have to go through that. I've tried to make it clear that we're not getting married until we are more stable financially. So I've done all that I can do. I hear it too. As much as I talk about us getting married. I know it's not the time for a while so I would never tell them "Oh I'm just waiting on him" or "You have to ask him", etc.

:bs:

[vickibocc]

:bs:

Okay well then I'll ask everyone to not bring it up. Deal?

[JARVIS518]

u do that and if anyone asks then i get to leave hows that?

[vickibocc]

nope. I'll do that. But it's beyond my control if people listen. They'll respect my wishes though.

[Smittie61984]

Wait a second. I just caught on. We have DRAMA!!!!:rockwoot: :twfix:

A question for the ladies. If I can find a roofie that lasts 2 months and can convince a female to marry me. Would there be a problem with my dog being my Best Man? He's black and white and already looks like he has a suite on.

[vickibocc]

Wait a second. I just caught on. We have DRAMA!!!!:rockwoot: :twfix:

A question for the ladies. If I can find a roofie that lasts 2 months and can convince a female to marry me. Would there be a problem with my dog being my Best Man? He's black and white and already looks like he has a suite on.

Nope. People do stuff like that all the time. Some people have their dog be their ring bearer. If your fiancee agrees to it, you can do whatever you want.

My cousin just got married this summer and he has always been a comic book nerd; so much that he wanted it to be part of his wedding. It was a totally typical wedding made just for the bride, but they hired a guy to wear a Spiderman costume and attend the wedding. He sat in the front row.

[DLIT]

3 years? Have fun at the wedding.


Yup.

[VFR Rider]

Have fun at the wedding. You have had enough advance notice where you can reschedule any plans that would have come up for that weekend.

[Smittie61984]

Nope. People do stuff like that all the time. Some people have their dog be their ring bearer. If your fiancee agrees to it, you can do whatever you want.
.

I guess if I did find a chick I was willing to marry she'd have to be as fucked up as me and would probably have her dog (That must weigh atleast 35lbs) there too.

But I don't understand why people make such big deals out of weddings. Half end in divorce anyways which means when they do remarry for the 2nd-10th time you have to buy them more crap.

Now here is a wedding I'd attend even if I had no clue who the people involved where. Saw them rolling at Deal's Gap a while back.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2492994645_f1c638a661.jpg

[Archren]

Vicki.. what the hell do you see in this guy? :lmao: I think if anything *you* should cut your losses and go have fun at the wedding. :dthumb:

I jest... sort of. Dude's being a whiny little bitch. STFU already, will ya, Jarvis? Jesus H. Christ... some people's kids.

[Ninjakel]

hahahahahahahaha You tell him, girl :lol:

[G-Rex]

Jarvis Jarvis Jarvis....

You, sir, have already messed up. If you didn't want to go, you should have kept that information to yourself and worked it out at the proper time.

You've been with her for 3 years? You know what, relationships are a two way street, and at this point, you're not keeping up your end of the bargain very well.

You are screwing yourself long term. Sometimes you do what you have to do to make your girl happy, regardless of whether you want or not. Not all the time, or every time, but those moments do exist. Weddings are one of those things, so find your suit and have fun.

[Papa_Complex]

I guess if I did find a chick I was willing to marry she'd have to be as fucked up as me and would probably have her dog (That must weigh atleast 35lbs) there too.

But I don't understand why people make such big deals out of weddings. Half end in divorce anyways which means when they do remarry for the 2nd-10th time you have to buy them more crap.

Now here is a wedding I'd attend even if I had no clue who the people involved where. Saw them rolling at Deal's Gap a while back.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2492994645_f1c638a661.jpg

A little basic math.

More than half of marriages end up in divorce. People who get divorced are far more likely than average to get remarried, then divorced again. This means that more than half of the people who get married do not get divorced ;)

[Smittie61984]

A little basic math.

More than half of marriages end up in divorce. People who get divorced are far more likely than average to get remarried, then divorced again. This means that more than half of the people who get married do not get divorced ;)

Either way I ain't buying them shit more than once (If even that).

For the OP do you see what happens when you let them out of the kitchen. :poke:

[AquaPython]

jarvis stop being a little bitch and man up (one way or the other).

unless of course, it's not an open bar wedding. then all bets are off.

[speedylocksmith]

jarvis stop being a little bitch and man up (one way or the other).

unless of course, it's not an open bar wedding. then all bets are off.The sad part is, he doesn't even drink :panic:. You know that

[AquaPython]

ah yes, well maybe this will clear things up for everyone. here is jarvis:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/mikeg31781/jarvis.jpg

how do you guys think this will go down?

[OneSickPsycho]

ah yes, well maybe this will clear things up for everyone. here is jarvis:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/mikeg31781/jarvis.jpg

how do you guys think this will go down?

Wow... that boy sure does have a perty mouth... and vagina chin..

[Ninjakel]

Bergina chin :lol:

Bringing back a classic.

[Hondahugger]

ah yes, well maybe this will clear things up for everyone. here is jarvis:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/mikeg31781/jarvis.jpg

how do you guys think this will go down?Hey, I took that picture and you guys perverted it!!!

[vickibocc]

Oh man...and I have to bring that guy out in public? With the pink shirt too? There's no way that could pass as salmon.

Jarvis Jarvis Jarvis....

You, sir, have already messed up. If you didn't want to go, you should have kept that information to yourself and worked it out at the proper time.

You've been with her for 3 years? You know what, relationships are a two way street, and at this point, you're not keeping up your end of the bargain very well.

You are screwing yourself long term. Sometimes you do what you have to do to make your girl happy, regardless of whether you want or not. Not all the time, or every time, but those moments do exist. Weddings are one of those things, so find your suit and have fun.

THANK YOU!!!:rockwoot:

[OneSickPsycho]

Go to the wedding and see if you can get your GF drunk enough to participate in a GF/bridesmaid threesome... Win-win.

[vickibocc]

Go to the wedding and see if you can get your GF drunk enough to participate in a GF/bridesmaid threesome... Win-win.

Oh I'm sure that's his plan. He won't be into the bridesmaids but he thinks my friends are hot.

My 21st birthday is Monday and he plans on doing exactly that.

[OneSickPsycho]

Oh I'm sure that's his plan. He won't be into the bridesmaids but he thinks my friends are hot.

My 21st birthday is Monday and he plans on doing exactly that.

So threesome on your girlfriend's birthday? Sounds like the worst plan ever OR the best girlfriend ever...

[JARVIS518]

Have fun at the wedding. You have had enough advance notice where you can reschedule any plans that would have come up for that weekend.

no the date has changed 3 times

Go to the wedding and see if you can get your GF drunk enough to participate in a GF/bridesmaid threesome... Win-win.

if she would promise this then hell ya i would go

[vickibocc]

no the date has changed 3 times

The date has changed once smarty pants. It was scheduled for August but they decided to change the venue so now its in May. There was talk of other dates but that was just figuring out when it would definitely be. Start listening when I talk to you.

[JARVIS518]

The date has changed once smarty pants. It was scheduled for August but they decided to change the venue so now its in May. There was talk of other dates but that was just figuring out when it would definitely be. Start listening when I talk to you.

id rather not
its more fun this way

[speedylocksmith]

Vicki's 21st birthday is Monday. I passed by the whole legal thing and got her shots tonight. Wait till next weekend...........She's gonna hate me forever!!!

[LOZ]

those shots were no joke man. that shit burned on its way down.

I wanted to bowl so badly. we gotta get something going one of these days. :rockwoot:

[vickibocc]

those shots were no joke man. that shit burned on its way down.

I wanted to bowl so badly. we gotta get something going one of these days. :rockwoot:

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