So I'm a terrible person, Part three

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Have you ever been in a hostage situation? Like a hostile takeover? forced to sit quietly until the situation had died down to the point where a resolution can be formed? Ya, me either, until last night.

I was hanging out with a girl i've been seeing for a while now. Hot, skinny little thing. For as much as we had in common, there was a LOT we didnt have in common. For instance, she was crazy and i was sane, or even she was obsessed with me, and i was mildly attracted to her. Now I know there is the age old saying "all girls are crazy", and thats fun to say in its own respect. But i work on a psych ward a lot, and honestly, i thought i was gonna have to take this girl to the ER and have her admitted.

I took her to dinner with my parents and sister (it was her birthday) and all went well. She was drinking and although ran her mouth a little more than i'd prefer, it was an enjoyable time. Mom and dad both said they're glad i brought her. We bid farewell a little early and were gonna go hit up the bar she works at for an hour or so, and this is when i tell her after we go to the bar im gonna drop her off at home and head out so i can get home and have a good nights sleep. Bad move on my part.

For some reason she thought It was my duty to spend the night with her crazy self. She started ranting and raving about "why cant you just like me" and "nobody likes me, i've got nobody looking out for me in this world" ... stuff like that, she's really trying to play the pity card. I take her to her grandparents house, i want to get out of there, she's acting nuts and crying and screaming and I'm left in the drivers seat thinking "I cant believe this girl thinks acting like this is going to make me like her MORE"... we never make it to the bar.

So I get to G-mas and G-pas, they're good people. I pull up on the street and i mention that I'm tired, I want to go home, and we can talk about it in the morning when we're both not so emotional.

fifteen minutes into the hostage situation i dont even realize whats happening. I know she's not getting out of the car right now, but i figure i can calm her down enough to the point that she'll get out.

45 minutes. Okay, this is getting crazy. REAL crazy. She's been ranting and raving about the same thing over and over and over again and not even listening to a word i've said. She just keeps repeating the same damn things. I'm getting frustrated. I begin the silent treatment. I lay back in the driver seat, and try to drone out her crazy rantings. This was like putting gas on the fire.

1 hour into the hostage situation. I decide to threaten her by going and getting her grand parents. its about 930 now and they're probobly on their way to bed, but i get out of the car to go up to the door... She calls my bluff. I'm not trying to bring her nice old grandparents into this mess, they really wont be able to control her more than I can at this point, and G-ma just got a hip replacement. let em be.

So i get back in the car and threaten to call the police. Yea she calls my bluff again. This girl is NOT gonna get out of my car any time soon.

I begin to plea with her, i ask her what i can do, how can i fix it, and she just keeps saying the same old crap she's been spewing out about how i dont like her and nobody likes her and shes going to be alone on thanksgiving (her family is actually having thanksgiving on saturday... she is NOT alone in this world, i've met most of her family). Then i try more scare tactics, as i'm getting ever more enraged by this stupid situation... so I drive. i tell her i'm going home and she can sleep in the car for all i care. But the more i think about this the more i realize i dont want my shit broken, so scratch that plan.

hour and fifteen into "omg crazy bitch wont get out of my car" situation, the girl is getting so pissed she's begun to hit me and thrash around in my car like a raving lunatic. Oh my god i'm starting to get scared. I'm driving down the boulevard at 9:45 and she's hitting me in the ribs and in the face wildly, like a baboon on steroids. I have to try to contain her so i dont wreck, and i grabbed the collar of her jacket and pushed her over away from me so i could pull over and park. The girl is still hitting me and I'm about to blow a gasket.

I pull over into a dimly lit parking lot and she's still trying to hit me. I get out of the car, walk over to the passenger side door fuming, and realize i've made a terrible mistake... she's locked the doors. luckily by habit i've taken the keys out of the ignition and they're in my pocket. I finally get in the passenger side door and the girl is hitting AND kicking me now. Out of pure animal instinct i shield myself and grab her and pull her out of my car. It took everything in the world for me not to hit this girl; i kept reminding myself thats something i'd never do. in the meantime she's still thrashing at me. The adrenaline wears off and i collect my thoughts ands he scrambles back to the car. amazing. So i get back into the vehicle and wait for her to calm down a bit. I'm not talking to her right now. I'm pissed. On the road again, back to grandmas house.

Hour and a half into operation get the fuck out of my car, and im livid. I'm done trying to be the nice guy, trying to coax her into calming down. I've hugged her, rubbed her back, told her everything i could think of to calm her down. Here comes the nasty truth. I tell her every mean little thing i could think of, at this point, im using the strategy of putting out a fire with napalm. Every hurtful thing i could think off (and many that were just straight up lies) i shouted to her as to why i couldnt like her more. Her lack of ambition, her smoking habits, her skinny legs jeans, her jealousy, ANYTHING i could think of. i probably went off on a five minute tirade of the most hurtful things i've ever said to somebody. after i was done, she looks at me like superman looks at a villain thats shooting at him with a handgun. No effect. Shes so crazy she's convinced herself that i'd never actually said those things, and continues to go over the same shit she's been ranting about for almost two hours.

its 10:15. I"m drained. My brain is scrambling for some way to get her out of the car without hurting her, and then a stroke of genius.

Just because i cant hurt her, doesnt mean that she cant be hurt by her own stubborness... So i zip up my snowboarding jacket, pull the collar up, and roll down all the windows on this nice 20* night. Finally i'm getting somewhere.

Althought this is the cruelest thing i have ever done in my life, i could have cared less at the time. this girl needed to snap out of this craziness she was in. Just like the scene from x-men 2, when storm freezes the brainwash dude, this chick finally begins to see that i mean business. She's not letting down though, she only agrees that she'll go home if i go home with her. i figure what the hell, i can run faster than her, lets see how this turns out. So then I drive her back to her house as shes sobbing next to me, trying to call somebody to come get her (her cousin, whom coincidentally lives 2 blocks away from grandmas and grandpas house). We get to her house and i'm just standing around thinking "omg i should make a run for it". The girl finally gets her stuff ready and in a glimpse of sanity begins to apologize for everything that night. I'm nodding my head and saying "its okay" just as to not stir the embers or cause a back draft.

We go outside to where her cousin is waiting in her car, and she wants a hug... Omg. Okay. I walk to my car and drove with more intent than i ever have in my entire life. "Get the hell away from there as fast as you can" was all i could think. finally at 11:30 i made it home to a warm bed.

I sure know how to pick em.

[VatorMan]

HOLY SHIT !! What a story. I think I'd rather fight Kimbo Slice than go through the mental torture you just went through.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Think im gonna stay away from the dating scene for a while after this one...

[Amber Lamps]

Dude,I'm sorry but I would have dragged her out of my car a LONG time ago! Of course,I'M an asshole! I imagine she knows where you live...good luck! Oh and as far as your choices in females go. We probably have a similar problem,A messiah complex. I,at least,always seem to go for the most damaged cow in the herd. BTW I've been in that situation before and in fact had to bodily remove a girl from my apt a couple months ago. I picked her up,walked her out the door and set her down!

[Captain Morgan]

Damn, dude, helluva story. But maybe it started by taking her to dinner with your family. If she's crazy to begin with, then this probably set her off. She probably thought you really cared for her because you've met her family and you took her to dinner with your family. :idk:

After 15 minutes of "you don't like me" rantings in the car, I'd have probably said, "Ok, I'm sorry, let's just go to the bar." Then I'd have driven her to the bar, gone in with her (she works there so you shouldn't have to worry about a cover charge), tell her you have to take a leak, then slip out while she's not looking. Head home, turn off the phone and get some sleep.

[pickle.of.doom]

Dude wtf is up with you and CRAZY ass chicks?? You must have the mark....

[JK]

i got tired just reading that. where did you dig up that girl?!?!

[marko138]

Cap'n is on to something with his game plan. Good story....bad night, for you.

[JARVIS518]

wow man thats insane
but hey did u get any pics of this girl?

sry... but hey u made it home safe and not in cuffs so live and learn

[t-homo]

Hilarious. I am like tigger, I would have kicked her out of my car after like 15 minutes of "no one likes me."

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Dude wtf is up with you and CRAZY ass chicks?? You must have the mark....

Dude,I'm sorry but I would have dragged her out of my car a LONG time ago! Of course,I'M an asshole! I imagine she knows where you live...good luck! Oh and as far as your choices in females go. We probably have a similar problem,A messiah complex. I,at least,always seem to go for the most damaged cow in the herd. BTW I've been in that situation before and in fact had to bodily remove a girl from my apt a couple months ago. I picked her up,walked her out the door and set her down!

ya i can agree with that. it seems the ones that have all that burden of self pity and lack of self confidence are the easiest to maintain... but i guess it bites you in the ass sometimes.

Damn, dude, helluva story. But maybe it started by taking her to dinner with your family. If she's crazy to begin with, then this probably set her off. She probably thought you really cared for her because you've met her family and you took her to dinner with your family. :idk:

After 15 minutes of "you don't like me" rantings in the car, I'd have probably said, "Ok, I'm sorry, let's just go to the bar." Then I'd have driven her to the bar, gone in with her (she works there so you shouldn't have to worry about a cover charge), tell her you have to take a leak, then slip out while she's not looking. Head home, turn off the phone and get some sleep.

thats the think cap, she wasnt nutso to begin with. Its like she was a stick of dynamite... completely safe until you happen to spark the fuse.

I would have pulled that move but i was so adamant on getting her out of my car that i didnt want to consider it. You have to understand at that point my brain was pretty much melted from mental exhaustion.




ps, thanks for the text, lol.

[Antwanny]

thats the reason why im single i attract all the crazy ones, seems to be your case also
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[NONE_too_SOFT]

thats the reason why im single i attract all the crazy ones, seems to be your case also

yea i'd say so... and now today has been a marathon text apology for her. Now that i have the upper hand, its really just tempting to go along with her and even the score a little bit.

[Antwanny]

HAH but its just a trap to suck you in, probably best to just leave now. Or since you have the upper hand try any new positions she wouldn't let you do before then leave.
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[t-homo]

yea i'd say so... and now today has been a marathon text apology for her. Now that i have the upper hand, its really just tempting to go along with her and even the score a little bit.

yes.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yes.

i guess the series will continue...

[Ninjakel]

wow, what a crazy bitch :lol:

[JARVIS518]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTRW7sGgiUE

[NONE_too_SOFT]

wow, what a crazy bitch :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTRW7sGgiUE

ya yep, had this song in my head the whole way home last night... and I fucking hate buck cherry.

[PhiSig1071]

Damn dude, I thought I had some crazy ones. The problem with my crazy ones is they're a slow-burn crazy, so a story about them would take a few pages.

[Phenix_Rider]

Damn dude, I thought I had some crazy ones. The problem with my crazy ones is they're a slow-burn crazy, so a story about them would take a few pages.

I know the feeling... But next to NtS girls, mine are a sad comparison.

[rogue]

Damn dude. That girl sounds like my 1st ex hubby. :panic:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i should introduce them.

[Hondahugger]

I know someone who sounds like that

[azoomm]

:rofl:

You are entirely too nice....

[PhiSig1071]

:rofl:

You are entirely too nice....

:scratch:

I'd be willing to bet it's the first time he's heard that.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

:scratch:

I'd be willing to bet it's the first time he's heard that.

its not that i was being nice, i was really just trying not to be terribly mean. that worked out well, as her lips turned blue and i was laughing snug in my jacket, telling her she should dress warmer in the winter.

[azoomm]

its not that i was being nice, i was really just trying not to be terribly mean. that worked out well, as her lips turned blue and i was laughing snug in my jacket, telling her she should dress warmer in the winter.

I'm just trying to imagine any situation that I might have ever been in similar to that one. Nope, not one. Not ever.

I talk a lot.

I mean, I don't have a pause button. And, will just talk... and talk. But, I haven't ever been so selfish as to rant on in the manner you described.

I think you should have punched her in the face.

Wait, as a boy - that isn't wise. OK, next time have a wing-woman on call to do that for you. Kel and I need to start up a company to help the boys out. Your situation is one that no human should ever encounter. Not ever. Goddamn women. :panic:

[PhiSig1071]

I will commend you on keeping your cool (no pun intended). I don't know if I could have been that level headed about it in the same situation. How much of it was due to the alcohol?

[101lifts2]

Have you ever been in a hostage situation? Like a hostile takeover? forced to sit quietly until the situation had died down to the point where a resolution can be formed? Ya, me either, until last night.

I was hanging out with a girl i've been seeing for a while now. Hot, skinny little thing. For as much as we had in common, there was a LOT we didnt have in common. For instance, she was crazy and i was sane, or even she was obsessed with me, and i was mildly attracted to her. Now I know there is the age old saying "all girls are crazy", and thats fun to say in its own respect. But i work on a psych ward a lot, and honestly, i thought i was gonna have to take this girl to the ER and have her admitted.

I took her to dinner with my parents and sister (it was her birthday) and all went well. She was drinking and although ran her mouth a little more than i'd prefer, it was an enjoyable time. Mom and dad both said they're glad i brought her. We bid farewell a little early and were gonna go hit up the bar she works at for an hour or so, and this is when i tell her after we go to the bar im gonna drop her off at home and head out so i can get home and have a good nights sleep. Bad move on my part.

For some reason she thought It was my duty to spend the night with her crazy self. She started ranting and raving about "why cant you just like me" and "nobody likes me, i've got nobody looking out for me in this world" ... stuff like that, she's really trying to play the pity card. I take her to her grandparents house, i want to get out of there, she's acting nuts and crying and screaming and I'm left in the drivers seat thinking "I cant believe this girl thinks acting like this is going to make me like her MORE"... we never make it to the bar.

So I get to G-mas and G-pas, they're good people. I pull up on the street and i mention that I'm tired, I want to go home, and we can talk about it in the morning when we're both not so emotional.

fifteen minutes into the hostage situation i dont even realize whats happening. I know she's not getting out of the car right now, but i figure i can calm her down enough to the point that she'll get out.

45 minutes. Okay, this is getting crazy. REAL crazy. She's been ranting and raving about the same thing over and over and over again and not even listening to a word i've said. She just keeps repeating the same damn things. I'm getting frustrated. I begin the silent treatment. I lay back in the driver seat, and try to drone out her crazy rantings. This was like putting gas on the fire.

1 hour into the hostage situation. I decide to threaten her by going and getting her grand parents. its about 930 now and they're probobly on their way to bed, but i get out of the car to go up to the door... She calls my bluff. I'm not trying to bring her nice old grandparents into this mess, they really wont be able to control her more than I can at this point, and G-ma just got a hip replacement. let em be.

So i get back in the car and threaten to call the police. Yea she calls my bluff again. This girl is NOT gonna get out of my car any time soon.

I begin to plea with her, i ask her what i can do, how can i fix it, and she just keeps saying the same old crap she's been spewing out about how i dont like her and nobody likes her and shes going to be alone on thanksgiving (her family is actually having thanksgiving on saturday... she is NOT alone in this world, i've met most of her family). Then i try more scare tactics, as i'm getting ever more enraged by this stupid situation... so I drive. i tell her i'm going home and she can sleep in the car for all i care. But the more i think about this the more i realize i dont want my shit broken, so scratch that plan.

hour and fifteen into "omg crazy bitch wont get out of my car" situation, the girl is getting so pissed she's begun to hit me and thrash around in my car like a raving lunatic. Oh my god i'm starting to get scared. I'm driving down the boulevard at 9:45 and she's hitting me in the ribs and in the face wildly, like a baboon on steroids. I have to try to contain her so i dont wreck, and i grabbed the collar of her jacket and pushed her over away from me so i could pull over and park. The girl is still hitting me and I'm about to blow a gasket.

I pull over into a dimly lit parking lot and she's still trying to hit me. I get out of the car, walk over to the passenger side door fuming, and realize i've made a terrible mistake... she's locked the doors. luckily by habit i've taken the keys out of the ignition and they're in my pocket. I finally get in the passenger side door and the girl is hitting AND kicking me now. Out of pure animal instinct i shield myself and grab her and pull her out of my car. It took everything in the world for me not to hit this girl; i kept reminding myself thats something i'd never do. in the meantime she's still thrashing at me. The adrenaline wears off and i collect my thoughts ands he scrambles back to the car. amazing. So i get back into the vehicle and wait for her to calm down a bit. I'm not talking to her right now. I'm pissed. On the road again, back to grandmas house.

Hour and a half into operation get the fuck out of my car, and im livid. I'm done trying to be the nice guy, trying to coax her into calming down. I've hugged her, rubbed her back, told her everything i could think of to calm her down. Here comes the nasty truth. I tell her every mean little thing i could think of, at this point, im using the strategy of putting out a fire with napalm. Every hurtful thing i could think off (and many that were just straight up lies) i shouted to her as to why i couldnt like her more. Her lack of ambition, her smoking habits, her skinny legs jeans, her jealousy, ANYTHING i could think of. i probably went off on a five minute tirade of the most hurtful things i've ever said to somebody. after i was done, she looks at me like superman looks at a villain thats shooting at him with a handgun. No effect. Shes so crazy she's convinced herself that i'd never actually said those things, and continues to go over the same shit she's been ranting about for almost two hours.

its 10:15. I"m drained. My brain is scrambling for some way to get her out of the car without hurting her, and then a stroke of genius.

Just because i cant hurt her, doesnt mean that she cant be hurt by her own stubborness... So i zip up my snowboarding jacket, pull the collar up, and roll down all the windows on this nice 20* night. Finally i'm getting somewhere.

Althought this is the cruelest thing i have ever done in my life, i could have cared less at the time. this girl needed to snap out of this craziness she was in. Just like the scene from x-men 2, when storm freezes the brainwash dude, this chick finally begins to see that i mean business. She's not letting down though, she only agrees that she'll go home if i go home with her. i figure what the hell, i can run faster than her, lets see how this turns out. So then I drive her back to her house as shes sobbing next to me, trying to call somebody to come get her (her cousin, whom coincidentally lives 2 blocks away from grandmas and grandpas house). We get to her house and i'm just standing around thinking "omg i should make a run for it". The girl finally gets her stuff ready and in a glimpse of sanity begins to apologize for everything that night. I'm nodding my head and saying "its okay" just as to not stir the embers or cause a back draft.

We go outside to where her cousin is waiting in her car, and she wants a hug... Omg. Okay. I walk to my car and drove with more intent than i ever have in my entire life. "Get the hell away from there as fast as you can" was all i could think. finally at 11:30 i made it home to a warm bed.

I sure know how to pick em.

Are you in high school? Be the man and tell her to get out. Not too hard weaksauce. lol

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Are you in high school? Be the man and tell her to get out. Not too hard weaksauce. lol

i dont pound my chest and pride myself on being the biggest ape in the bunch, and i dont man handle women. The crazy bitch would not get out of my car, i must have told her to get the F out more times than i could count.

you must not have much experience with women, when they set their mind on something its fucking impossible to get them budge sometimes.

[ontwo]

Hilarious. I am like tigger, I would have kicked her out of my car after like 15 minutes of "no one likes me."

Why would a girl be in your car? :scratch:

[101lifts2]

i dont pound my chest and pride myself on being the biggest ape in the bunch, and i dont man handle women. The crazy bitch would not get out of my car, i must have told her to get the F out more times than i could count.

you must not have much experience with women, when they set their mind on something its fucking impossible to get them budge sometimes.

lol...yeah I was being sarcastic in my own sort of way. I smell ya on the clingy thing. HATE clingy all emotional chicks.

But seriously you need to man up. hahaha j/k there brah...

[OneSickPsycho]

The second that chick started hitting and kicking me, I would have ripped her ass out of my car and left here where ever the fuck we were... OSP don't fuck around when bitches start throwing blows... Honestly, I couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't have punched her in the head.

[Homeslice]

Damn, dude, helluva story. But maybe it started by taking her to dinner with your family. If she's crazy to begin with, then this probably set her off. She probably thought you really cared for her because you've met her family and you took her to dinner with your family. :idk:


agreed

[rogue]

NtS, he's already married his next (3rd or 4th) victim.

Moira, I'll volunteer my services too. :D

[PhiSig1071]

:lol:

It's funny, all my female friends (Neebs included) have offered their services is weeding out the crazy ones early. It is much appreciated, and needed! Maybe ya'll should start a business!

[Ninjakel]

I am in for the business proposal. I would have LOVED to punch her in the mouth a couple times :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

The second that chick started hitting and kicking me, I would have ripped her ass out of my car and left here where ever the fuck we were... OSP don't fuck around when bitches start throwing blows... Honestly, I couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't have punched her in the head.

Yea I have an incredibly bad temper and I CANNOT stand to be hit without hitting back! I was always taught to never hit a woman but anyone that hits you is man enough to be hit back! If a 120 lb man hit me in the face,I wouldn't even hesitate to knock the shit out of him. I was twice his size when he hit me so if he didn't care why should I? The same thing goes for a woman,just because you are smaller than me doesn't give you carte blance' to strike me at will. I believe that everyone has a right to defend themselves regardless of the situation. To my credit,I have managed to control myself on several occasions when dealing with women and have never actually struck a woman BUT I let them know that only the first one is free,after this they're gonna cost ya! Luckily,I apparently get my point across strongly enough to convince them that I mean business.

[PiZdETS]

The only thing I could think of in that situation would be to take it in an unexpected direction.
As she's pouring out her crazy, start masturbating really really slowly and creepily just nodding your head and licking your lips. Reciting any bible verses you know would definitely help.
Crazy can only be countered with over the top insanity.

[OneSickPsycho]

:lol:

It's funny, all my female friends (Neebs included) have offered their services is weeding out the crazy ones early. It is much appreciated, and needed! Maybe ya'll should start a business!

This is a service I've never needed... Honestly, most of us probably don't need it either... Stop thinking with the "I wish/hope/want" section of your brain... Then again, I am a super critical person in general... I tend to pick apart everyone I meet immediately...

That being said... crazy chicks are usually cash money in the sack... Just make sure you fuck them at their place or a friends house... You don't want them finding you.

The only thing I could think of in that situation would be to take it in an unexpected direction.
As she's pouring out her crazy, start masturbating really really slowly and creepily just nodding your head and licking your lips. Reciting any bible verses you know would definitely help.
Crazy can only be countered with over the top insanity.

If I ever meet you... I'm buying you a beer.

[smileyman]

Eject, Eject, Eject!!!! Seriously I can help you wire up and ejection seat, no charge. Where in the world do you pick these chicks up? You have to have some kind of curse. :sorry:

[JoJoYZF]

The only thing I could think of in that situation would be to take it in an unexpected direction.
As she's pouring out her crazy, start masturbating really really slowly and creepily just nodding your head and licking your lips. Reciting any bible verses you know would definitely help.
Crazy can only be countered with over the top insanity.




If I ever meet you... I'm buying you a beer.

Im with OSP, that plan alone earns you a beer if I meet you.

[Porkchop]

Yea I have an incredibly bad temper and I CANNOT stand to be hit without hitting back! I was always taught to never hit a woman but anyone that hits you is man enough to be hit back! If a 120 lb man hit me in the face,I wouldn't even hesitate to knock the shit out of him. I was twice his size when he hit me so if he didn't care why should I? The same thing goes for a woman,just because you are smaller than me doesn't give you carte blance' to strike me at will. I believe that everyone has a right to defend themselves regardless of the situation. To my credit,I have managed to control myself on several occasions when dealing with women and have never actually struck a woman BUT I let them know that only the first one is free,after this they're gonna cost ya! Luckily,I apparently get my point across strongly enough to convince them that I mean business.

I was the DD tonight for a couple of my friends. And long story short.. me and my friends ended up trying to break up a bar fight between ppl we dont even know. And one side was a bunch of whiney bitches who were protecting one of their punk ass boyfriends from getting his ass beat by a couple other guys... but they were making it worse. So I was trying to send the guys back to their cars and this bitch starts yelling again so i wheel around (fearing another outbreak) and tell this girl to leave NOW. So she starts yelling at me now.... and hits me in the chest! Now I'm 6'1'' and sitting about 315, and would never hit a girl. But I grabbed her on the outside of the shoulders and picked her straight up and physically moved her to her friends. I'll finish the story in another thread... but the point is its such BS how they get away with being physical... just because they know we cant act back...

[Amber Lamps]

I was the DD tonight for a couple of my friends. And long story short.. me and my friends ended up trying to break up a bar fight between ppl we dont even know. And one side was a bunch of whiney bitches who were protecting one of their punk ass boyfriends from getting his ass beat by a couple other guys... but they were making it worse. So I was trying to send the guys back to their cars and this bitch starts yelling again so i wheel around (fearing another outbreak) and tell this girl to leave NOW. So she starts yelling at me now.... and hits me in the chest! Now I'm 6'1'' and sitting about 315, and would never hit a girl. But I grabbed her on the outside of the shoulders and picked her straight up and physically moved her to her friends. I'll finish the story in another thread... but the point is its such BS how they get away with being physical... just because they know we cant act back...

Oh I feel ya! It's like this in my eyes,I would NEVER think that if I attack oh,some huge 400+lb monster of a guy that he couldn't hit me back because I am smaller than him. That's bullshit! You can talk all the shit you want and I'll laugh at you regardless of your gender but don't ever put your hands on me. As far as I'm concerned,that's what "ERA" is all about! Equal treatment for EVERYONE!!! Hurray!:bfp:

[marko138]

Oh I feel ya! It's like this in my eyes,I would NEVER think that if I attack oh,some huge 400+lb monster of a guy that he couldn't hit me back because I am smaller than him. That's bullshit! You can talk all the shit you want and I'll laugh at you regardless of your gender but don't ever put your hands on me. As far as I'm concerned,that's what "ERA" is all about! Equal treatment for EVERYONE!!! Hurray!:bfp:
Yeah let me know what a judge thinks about that theory.

[Carolina]

PiZdETS you are the fuckin man that was funny as hell i'm still laughing. She would be like what the fuk.


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