Dirty Conversation

[Antwanny]

I was talking to a girl i casually know in class the other night and we were talking about FACIALS, and i realized 5 minutes into the conversation she was not talking what I was talking about. Then i made the mistake of telling her what i was talking about, awkward silence then ensued. Point of posting lets hear what stupid stories you guys have.
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[Carolina]

Not really stupid it could have ended out great...:rockout:

[Ninjakel]

How naive was she?? :lol:

[Antwanny]

but sadly it didn't and i was hoping it would spark a dirty side in which it did not. And apparently extremely naive
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[OneSickPsycho]

but sadly it didn't and i was hoping it would spark a dirty side in which it did not. And apparently extremely naive

Apparently you suck at dirty talk.

[Antwanny]

Apparently you suck at dirty talk.

I think that was proven, and would have to agree with you
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[Ninjakel]

Your game is weak

[OneSickPsycho]

You should have gone with the...

"Oh shit, we're talking about two different kind of facials... So, you like fingers in your ass?"

That shit is golden.

[Carolina]

Your game is weak

I concur

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/Carl_Ricciardi/weak.jpg

[OneSickPsycho]

I concur

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/Carl_Ricciardi/weak.jpg

This coming from the dude wearing capris.

[Ninjakel]

Now that would have gotten a laugh outta me :lol:

But I am sick and twisted

[Mr Lefty]

if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion ;)

[Antwanny]

You should have gone with the...

"Oh shit, we're talking about two different kind of facials... So, you like fingers in your ass?"

That shit is golden.

hahahhahahah, my next pickup line
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[OneSickPsycho]

Now that would have gotten a laugh outta me :lol:

But I am sick and twisted

You got a sister?

[Ninjakel]

if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion ;)


YOu mean it isn't???:panic:

You got a sister?



Nope, only a dumb ass brother. :lol:

[LittleTaz]

We had one of those very sweet, very, very naive girls that worked in dispatch at a place I used to work. I had forgotten to put my phone on vibrate and the bf called. His ringtone was Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top. Of course everyone starts cracking up... except her, she gets an uncertain grin on her face and wants to know what everyone is laughing at. Since it was my ringtone, I got elected to explain what a pearl necklace was to her.... Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that conversation :panic::panic:

[Antwanny]

we had one of those very sweet, very, very naive girls that worked in dispatch at a place i used to work. I had forgotten to put my phone on vibrate and the bf called. His ringtone was pearl necklace - zz top. Of course everyone starts cracking up... Except her, she gets an uncertain grin on her face and wants to know what everyone is laughing at. Since it was my ringtone, i got elected to explain what a pearl necklace was to her.... Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that conversation :panic::panic:

hahhahahhahhahahh pirceless
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[Carolina]

This coming from the dude wearing capris.

Bastard everyone doesn't wear tight ass pants/shorts like you. I don't hate on your short daisy dukes

if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion ;)

Good one

[Mr Lefty]

fuck... LEON... my bad

[Ninjakel]

I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.

In between my laughter of course.

She never looked at me the same again :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.

In between my laughter of course.

She never looked at me the same again :lol:

Did you explain it to her or were you like 'here, lemme show you'?

[Carolina]

We had to explain to ebbs what a vagina was, very akward being that he is like 27 or some shit :lol:

[Ninjakel]

Did you explain it to her or were you like 'here, lemme show you'?


If I had a dick, I would have shown her personally. :lol:

[Carolina]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/UnReaLInSaniTyX/borat-high-five-1.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

We had to explain to ebbs what a vagina was, very akward being that he is like 27 or some shit :lol:

no I knew what a vagina was... it was a man with one I'd never seen... but thanks to your pics... I'll never sleep again :panic:

[OneSickPsycho]

If I had a dick, I would have shown her personally. :lol:

That's kinda hot... in a tranny sex fantasy sorta way... I mean... it'd be hot for t-rock.

[Carolina]

no I knew what a vagina was... it was a man with one I'd never seen... but thanks to your pics... I'll never sleep again :panic:


You mean OSP


http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj97/morganmadsen/weaksauce.jpg

Nice try that shit sounds disturbing

[OneSickPsycho]

Donkey Punch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eosTp6hWs2Y

[azoomm]

:lol

All of it... this whole thread. :rofl:

[Carolina]

I am a http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/Leftyhood/498221100_4ba9ac502f.jpg




http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s60/dary1isabeast/donkeypunch.jpg

[JARVIS518]

"why are u laughing?"

cuz its fucking funny
and even more so cuz that crazy bitch is pissed

[JoJoYZF]

I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.

In between my laughter of course.

She never looked at me the same again :lol:

That reminds me of a time that I had to explain to a girl Im friends with what a queef was. Still not sure how I got voted to do that, probably has something to do with the willingness to say just about anything with very little shame...

[FT BSTRD]

That reminds me of a time that I had to explain to a girl Im friends with what a queef was. Still not sure how I got voted to do that, probably has something to do with the willingness to say just about anything with very little shame...


I had an ex-girlfriend who could do it at will and on command.

Like a vaginal whoopie cushion she was. Don't know why my mom didn't like her.

[Dragonpaco]

i had an ex who could do that too it was sick yet hilarious. she made high school fun

[rogue]

See my sig: I can turn anything into a sexual remark. And if you're not already corrupted, you will be after knowing me for a short time. :p

You either like me or run away screaming like a little bitch in terror. :lol: