You decide...

[askmrjesus]

Apparently my wife thinks we need one more cat.

Why?

Fuck if I know.

Here are the options:

Option 1:

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk114/hunter900ie/Option1.jpg

Option 2:

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk114/hunter900ie/Option2.jpg

Option 3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVuqVW4rq-o

JC

[Ninjakel]

I LOVE orange ginger kitties.

[Hondahugger]

I like Number 3

[CrazyKell]

Cats are annoying. If you already have one and she thinks you need one more.....well you've married yourself a crazy cat lady. Good luck with that.

[neebelung]

:lol:

#1 has such a sweet face....

[lauralynne]

tell her for every cat, you get another motorcycle. End of story. Then she can snuggle with the cats while you ride.

Oh wait. you wear a robe, she wears the pants. You should probably get both.

new poll: clumping litter or automatic litter box?

[Rider]

Where is the Tatars Whore ex wife option?

[Archren]

tell her for every cat, you get another motorcycle. End of story. Then she can snuggle with the cats while you ride.

Oh wait. you wear a robe, she wears the pants. You should probably get both.

new poll: clumping litter or automatic litter box?

That about says it..

[Corey]

Where is the Tatars Whore ex wife option?

You'll need to sticky that rule for us former CF folk. It's a new thing for us.

[azoomm]

new poll: clumping litter or automatic litter box?

Best go with the "I'll take lazy automatic" for $500...

[askmrjesus]

:lol:

#1 has such a sweet face....

Ted Bundy had a sweet face too.

Look how that turned out.

JC

[xx CURVE xx]

I vote Dog :rockwoot:

[Corey]

new poll: clumping litter or automatic litter box?

If you go automatic, spend the money on a good one. I got one for my cat a while ago and it scared the living shit out of her. It made a little too much noise and would start a little too soon. She refused to use it and was terrified to even go near it.

[Rider]

If you go automatic, spend the money on a good one. I got one for my cat a while ago and it scared the living shit out of her. It made a little too much noise and would start a little too soon. She refused to use it and was terrified to even go near it.

My cats were freaked out by the automatic litter box. But I will say clumping litter FTW.

[neebelung]

You'll need to sticky that rule for us former CF folk. It's a new thing for us.

Done! :dthumb:

Ted Bundy had a sweet face too.

Look how that turned out.

JC

If that cat turns out to be a serial killer, I'll be first in line to buy tickets for the movie about it. :lol:

[LittleTaz]

Just stick the cats in a room with a snake.... whichever one kills it without needing your help, stays :dthumb:

But oh my god the face on number 1! :lol:

[askmrjesus]

I vote Dog :rockwoot:

I already have three, you don't get to vote.

We've also got five, count 'em, one, two, three, four, FIVE motherfucking cats!

One more, and I'm gonna need a goddamn ark.

JC

[neebelung]

One more, and I'm gonna need a goddamn ark.

JC
maybe it's all part of the wife's master plan.......

[xx CURVE xx]

I already have three, you don't get to vote.

We've also got five, count 'em, one, two, three, four, FIVE motherfucking cats!

One more, and I'm gonna need a goddamn ark.

JC

In that case...i vote you kick the wife and cats out...dogs can stay :D

[Captain Morgan]

I am not a fan of cats. Guess what number I voted.

[Rider]

I already have three, you don't get to vote.

We've also got five, count 'em, one, two, three, four, FIVE motherfucking cats!

One more, and I'm gonna need a goddamn ark.

JC

Damn dude, I have 3 cat's... I feel your pain.

[MissHell]

Both cats are kinda cute, but I am not a cat person.
If I were you, no way I'd be taking in another cat.
Now if it were another dog or bike - heck yeah! :lol:

[lauralynne]

I already have three, you don't get to vote.

We've also got five, count 'em, one, two, three, four, FIVE motherfucking cats!

One more, and I'm gonna need a goddamn ark.

JC

Your wife must be fucking HOT and you'd better be getting laid on a VERY regular basis for putting up with FIVE (soon to be SEVEN!!!) cats!

[Papa_Complex]

Cats are the ungrateful children of Satan. They manipulate you, taunt you, and piss in your shoes when you aren't looking.

You need four more.

[HurricaneHeather]

Is it silly that I feel bad for voting for #1 when no one has voted for #2? :lol:

I am a crazy cat lady, but I keep it under control at 2 cats.

[KSGregman]

I think you should get this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANcebQ1Nd4

[unknownroad]

I had to vote for #2. He looks lonely.

Fluffy cats rule :)

[askmrjesus]

Your wife must be fucking HOT and you'd better be getting laid on a VERY regular basis for putting up with FIVE (soon to be SEVEN!!!) cats!

She's definitely hot.

I don't know about seven cat hot, but still, pretty hot.

JC

[Captain Morgan]

I think you should get this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANcebQ1Nd4

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, looks like a very loving cat.

[Archren]

She's definitely hot.

I don't know about seven cat hot, but still, pretty hot.

JC

:nopicsbs:

[xx CURVE xx]

Your wife must be fucking HOT and you'd better be getting laid on a VERY regular basis for putting up with FIVE (soon to be SEVEN!!!) cats!

he's got pussy all over the house :lol:

[Particle Man]

She's definitely hot.

I don't know about seven cat hot, but still, pretty hot.

JC

:lmao:

I believe you said something about "beer taps for nipples" in one post - now THAT would be almost 7 cat hot. :lol:

[Gas Man]

Where is the Tatars Whore ex wife option?

Poll FIXED

My cats were freaked out by the automatic litter box. But I will say clumping litter FTW.

I don't have the auto box unless YOU want to call the wife that and take that risk! :panic:

But yes, clumping litter or FTW

Damn dude, I have 3 cat's... I feel your pain.

I have 2... and Brinks wants to play with them in his mouth... 24/7

[askmrjesus]

:nopicsbs:

People like me, are the reason she doesn't put her pic on the net. :lol:

JC

[Archren]

People like me, are the reason she doesn't put her pic on the net. :lol:

JC

Nice legs. :dthumb:

[askmrjesus]

Nice legs. :dthumb:

Thanks!

Her's are pretty good too.

JC

[xx CURVE xx]

Thanks!

Her's are pretty good too.

JC

:lol:

[Archren]

Thanks!

Her's are pretty good too.

JC

See, I knew she married you for more than that whole savior business.

[neebelung]

Poll FIXED


:dvrofl:

[MILK]

Cats are annoying. If you already have one and she thinks you need one more.....well you've married yourself a crazy cat lady. Good luck with that.

Bwahahahaha!!! :lmao:

I vote dog. Big giant one with a taste for cats! :drool::sorry::lol: Your cats outnumber your dogs and that's just not fair!!

[Gas Man]

:dvrofl:

at least somebody noticed.... :rockwoot:

[Method]

It's pretty messed up that tossing taters slut cock whore of an ex wife into the dumpster is getting more votes than kitty #2. :lmao:

[neebelung]

It's pretty messed up that tossing taters slut cock whore of an ex wife into the dumpster is getting more votes than kitty #2. :lmao:

Well Kitty #1 is gonna win this thing, that's all there is to it! :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

While kitty #2 may be cute and option 4 might be warranted... kitty #1 is too hard to ignore... :D So that was my choice.

[unknownroad]

Okay, fine. Send ME Kitty #2. I will gives hed scratchings :)
(I'm gonna need another Roomba)

[Flexin]

I think you should get this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANcebQ1Nd4

I think my sister has that cats daughter. Crazy fucker. :panic:

I vote "what he said".

But you should have asked this question like 3+ cats ago. Ask your wife if you can get your balls out of her purse when she gets the new cat. If not I hope you like the cat anyway.

James

[askmrjesus]

Ask your wife if you can get your balls out of her purse when she gets the new cat. If not I hope you like the cat anyway.

James

If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

JC

[Archren]

If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

JC

:lmao:

[Papa_Complex]

If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

JC

Knowing what happened to the last mouse around your house, this won't be pretty.

[Flexin]

If it works out the way I think it will, the new cat will snatch my balls from the wife's purse, and bat them around the floor like big fuzzy mice.

Look for the video on YouTube.

JC

Hide behind the the sofa and when the cat isn't looking jump out and grab them. Run down the street. I will be waiting in an unmarked white van. I have a guy that will fly your balls to Mexico. From there they will travel by mule to a small village. They should be safe from your wife there.

James

[askmrjesus]

Hide behind the the sofa and when the cat isn't looking jump out and grab them. Run down the street. I will be waiting in an unmarked white van. I have a guy that will fly your balls to Mexico. From there they will travel by mule to a small village. They should be safe from your wife there.

James


There are so many flaws with this plan, I hardly no where to begin.

First of all, hiding behind the sofa is not an option. There are a lot of people looking for me, and at least half of them are starting by looking behind the sofa.

Second, my knees are fucked. I'm not running anywhere.

Third, (and most importantly) my balls speak very little spanish. Their vocabulary is limited to, "Donde esta el Zaperteria?" (where is the shoe store?) and "por favor don't me golpea con el pie" (please don't kick me).

JC

[Flexin]

There are so many flaws with this plan, I hardly no where to begin.

First of all, hiding behind the sofa is not an option. There are a lot of people looking for me, and at least half of them are starting by looking behind the sofa.

Second, my knees are fucked. I'm not running anywhere.

Third, (and most importantly) my balls speak very little spanish. Their vocabulary is limited to, "Donde esta el Zaperteria?" (where is the shoe store?) and "por favor don't me golpea con el pie" (please don't kick me).

JC

Save the balls 1.1

Hire a maid. While the maid is vaccuming the floor she can vacuum the balls away from the kitten.

The maid will toss the vacuum bag into the garbage. The garbage man will remove the balls on the side of the road where Suzy the paper girl will pick them pick them up and hide them in a folded news paper. On her way she will come across a ice cream truck. She will put the paper with the balls on the counter and buy an ice cream sandwich.

The ice cream man will remove the balls from the paper and place them in a tub of Chunky Monkey. They will be safe there because they are not on the menu.

I will buy a tub of Chunky Monkey from the truck.

From there the rest of the plan remainds.

Its ok if your balls can't speak Spanish, the mule has the same problem. He tries to play it off like he can but he can't.

And it would be best if your balls didn't speak at all. They shouldn't have to worry about being kicked but they will be flicked. They are going to live in the village as marbles. No one will expect to find your balls in the hands of a bunch of children in a the street of a small village in Mexico. Its the perfect cover.

Btw some kids over hear me ask for Chunky Monkey and they start to ask for it. Weeks later he adds it to the menu and it becomes his best seller. With the extra money he plans on getting a maid for his wife. Does anyone know how many times a month he should have her show up?

James

[HurricaneHeather]

Save the balls 1.1

Hire a maid. While the maid is vaccuming the floor she can vacuum the balls away from the kitten.

The maid will toss the vacuum bag into the garbage. The garbage man will remove the balls on the side of the road where Suzy the paper girl will pick them pick them up and hide them in a folded news paper. On her way she will come across a ice cream truck. She will put the paper with the balls on the counter and buy an ice cream sandwich.

The ice cream man will remove the balls from the paper and place them in a tub of Chunky Monkey. They will be safe there because they are not on the menu.

I will buy a tub of Chunky Monkey from the truck.

From there the rest of the plan remainds.

Its ok if your balls can't speak Spanish, the mule has the same problem. He tries to play it off like he can but he can't.

And it would be best if your balls didn't speak at all. They shouldn't have to worry about being kicked but they will be flicked. They are going to live in the village as marbles. No one will expect to find your balls in the hands of a bunch of children in a the street of a small village in Mexico. Its the perfect cover.

Btw some kids over hear me ask for Chunky Monkey and they start to ask for it. Weeks later he adds it to the menu and it becomes his best seller. With the extra money he plans on getting a maid for his wife. Does anyone know how many times a month he should have her show up?

James

Good God Almighty, you have a lot of time on your hands! :lol:

[rogue]

At least they're not in his hands...and apparently not in his mouth either considering how long winded his posts in this thread! :lmao:

I love you, James! :D Please don't hurt me! :lol:

Epic thread! :dthumb:

[Flexin]

Good God Almighty, you have a lot of time on your hands! :lol:


:lol: I had to get my mind of things last night so that worked for a bit. The bad part is thats the short version. I went nuts with a big post and my laptop decided to shut down. I wanted to throw the thing out the closed window. But I type fast so it didn' take that long. Did it while watching tv.

James

[Flexin]

At least they're not in his hands...and apparently not in his mouth either considering how long winded his posts in this thread! :lmao:

I love you, James! :D Please don't hurt me! :lol:

Epic thread! :dthumb:

:bonk: :lol: I won't hurt you. I'll spank you lightly.

James