Oh Fatbuck!!!! [Archive]

rogue

12-03-2008, 06:22 PM

I see that you just registered! :D It's about time you got your butt over here! :rockwoot:

:welcome:

askmrjesus

12-03-2008, 06:34 PM

No shit, what the fuck did you do, walk here?

JC

azoomm

12-03-2008, 06:39 PM

No shit, what the fuck did you do, walk here?

JC

Aint it just like a man, got lost on the way and wouldn't ask directions. :idk:

:welcome:

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 06:53 PM

Hello. I am a new member. My name is fatbuckRTO. Can someone please direct me to the pictures of naked women eating spicy curry?

And how do you make a sig up in this bitch? I think I clicked every link in the CP. Saw the really dark and disturbing side of the internet (why do we even have that link there?), but I couldn't find the word "signature" anywhere.

askmrjesus

12-03-2008, 06:57 PM

And how do you make a sig up in this bitch? I think I clicked every link in the CP. Saw the really dark and disturbing side of the internet (why do we even have that link there?), but I couldn't find the word "signature" anywhere.

Funny, my sig was easy to make...

JC

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 07:01 PM

:laughing

:laughingCrap. Guess you can't go home again...

askmrjesus

12-03-2008, 07:02 PM

:laughing

FAIL.

:lol:

This just isn't your day, is it?

JC

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 07:04 PM

No double posts? How the hell am I going to carry on conversations with myself in the Louisiana forum now? (or whatever it's called here)

It'll look like one big 3 page post, and that'll just make me look crazy.

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 07:11 PM

Thought I had it for a second...

AHA!!!

Wait... what the hell?

askmrjesus

12-03-2008, 07:14 PM

Thought I had it for a second...

AHA!!!

Wait... what the hell?

Keep fucking around and you're gonna break it. :lol:

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 07:17 PM

:laughing :crackup

Shit.

askmrjesus

12-03-2008, 07:21 PM

:laughing :crackup

Shit.

That's just soooo last month.

JC

rogue

12-03-2008, 07:31 PM

Dude, this forum doesn't have many of the same commands and you have to put a ":" at the beginning and end...dork redflip

P.S. -- The red finger doesn't require the ":" :lol:

LittleTaz

12-03-2008, 07:31 PM

:lol: Hey you! Glad you made it! And why didn't I know you were a Discworld fan? :dthumb:

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 07:47 PM

Dude, this forum doesn't have many of the same commands and you have to put a ":" at the beginning and end...dork redflip

P.S. -- The red finger doesn't require the ":" :lol:What do you mean, "this forum?" Where the hell am I?

Jesus, take a fucking left at the Bedroom, they said. All the naked pics you want, they said. I click and *bam*, everything's orange and I don't have a sig anymore.

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 07:55 PM

:lol: Hey you! Glad you made it! And why didn't I know you were a Discworld fan? :dthumb:
Nobody knows. It's been a well kept secret for centuries, passed on through the ages in hushed voices from father to son only by mute eunuch monks. I'm not really clear on how I found out myself. I'm not even Catholic.

askmrjesus

12-03-2008, 08:01 PM

What do you mean, "this forum?" Where the hell am I?

Jesus, take a fucking left at the Bedroom, they said. All the naked pics you want, they said. I click and *bam*, everything's orange and I don't have a sig anymore.

The green skin goes really nice with you avatar.

I had Homeslice work out the color scheme for me, (you should see my new drapes, they're FABULOUS!!)

JC

Archren

12-03-2008, 08:07 PM

It's about damn time, dude! redflip

Glad to see you here! :rockwoot:

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 08:08 PM

I had Homeslice work out the color scheme for me, (you should see my new drapes, they're FABULOUS!!)

:lol:

Holy shit there are a lot of smilies here. And I still only found :lol: because of Rogue's post...

fasternyou929

12-03-2008, 08:16 PM

:lol:

Holy shit there are a lot of smilies here. And I still only found :lol: because of Rogue's post...

Particle STILL hasn't found an opportunity to use each one of them!

Good to see you here!

rogue

12-03-2008, 08:26 PM

Particle STILL hasn't found an opportunity to use each one of them!

Good to see you here!

Give him time. I think he's been slacking a little on :pwhore2: lately.

Adeptus_Minor

12-03-2008, 08:36 PM

Aha... Fatbuckaruto is here!

fatbuckRTO

12-03-2008, 10:12 PM

Hello all, and thanks for leaving the key under the mat.

Swan

12-03-2008, 11:06 PM

:read:

Ah, Mr. Fatbuck...you have a nasty habit of...surviving...

(This is absolutely the last time I hire a hitman off Craigslist!)

pauldun170

12-04-2008, 01:12 PM

fatbuckRTO!!
:welcome:
from the
:pwhore2:

Avatard

12-04-2008, 02:45 PM

Geez dude. Finally made it over.

:welcome:

ericr

12-04-2008, 02:48 PM

Yo Fatbuck :welcome:

Rogue was really trying to not let you find out about the place, least she told me that :lol:

Glad you made it dude

Rider

12-04-2008, 02:53 PM

fatburg

12-04-2008, 02:53 PM

Wait, first FatBastard, now FatBuck......what the hell is going on around here?:?:

Avatard

12-04-2008, 02:55 PM

Sounds like you fat sumbitches need to work dis shit out.

smileyman

12-04-2008, 02:57 PM

Welcome to the Fix!:twfix: Hope we can be the kinds of friends that corrupt each other and have a great time doing it...:welcome:

fatburg

12-04-2008, 03:05 PM

Question....do you have Trunk?

fatbuckRTO

12-04-2008, 03:56 PM

(This is absolutely the last time I hire a hitman off Craigslist!)Indeed. Might I recommend Match.com? It may be a more circuitous route, but the people you find there will drain the life out of someone eventually.

fatbuckRTO

12-04-2008, 04:00 PM

You must change your name immediately. It's too close to one of the original members named Fatburg. :twfix: And :welcome:Don't worry, I'll never confuse myself with him.

And thanks!

fatbuckRTO

12-04-2008, 04:02 PM

Question....do you have Trunk?
Yes. I also have Junk. They often go together in my case.

Particle Man

12-04-2008, 04:38 PM

you think YOU've had a hard time with the smiley shortcuts? How the fuck do you think I feel :lol:

oh and :welcome: by the way. redflip

Give him time. I think he's been slacking a little on :pwhore2: lately.

yeah, my job is a TAD bit different from what it was 5+ years ago when I joined CF. :(

Not as easy any more. Life changed a bit.

rogue

12-04-2008, 07:29 PM

Yo Fatbuck :welcome:

Rogue was really trying to not let you find out about the place, least she told me that :lol:

Glad you made it dude

Ha! I've sent him a couple of text messages telling him he was being hunted and needed to get his ass over here. :lol:

Papa_Complex

12-05-2008, 08:33 AM

Aboot bloody time that you got your ass over here.

fatbuckRTO

12-05-2008, 01:55 PM

Aboot:lol:

Papa_Complex

12-05-2008, 01:57 PM

:lol:

Hey buddy! You makin' fun of my accent guy?

cuttle

12-05-2008, 02:03 PM

Hey buddy! You makin' fun of my accent guy?

eh?

Papa_Complex

12-05-2008, 02:14 PM

eh?

Canadians don't really say "eh", so you can go pound sand eh.

DIMford

12-05-2008, 02:24 PM

:welcome: Pull up a stool and have a :beer:

cuttle

12-05-2008, 03:25 PM

Canadians don't really say "eh", so you can go pound sand eh.

:damn: :shovel:

http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/201206-3456BumPrint.jpg

Papa_Complex

12-05-2008, 06:12 PM

Well done :lol:

fatbuckRTO

12-07-2008, 07:29 PM

Is it just me, or does this forum kick you off really quick for idling?

Papa_Complex

12-07-2008, 07:59 PM

Just you I think. I've been logged in for 3 days without a hitch. I've noticed that I get logged out of CF within a couple of hours of inactivity now though.

fatbuckRTO

12-07-2008, 08:33 PM

That's weird. CF doesn't boot me at all. I have to close out IE or log off intentionally.

Papa_Complex

12-08-2008, 08:55 AM

That's weird. CF doesn't boot me at all. I have to close out IE or log off intentionally.

I'm using Firefox and get logged in automatically, then taking directly to my UserCP page. This works here without a hitch. It used to work on CF before the switch over, but now doesn't and I get kicked when I refresh the page occasionally.

Not that I care much. If I've posted more than a couple of dozen times over there since the switch, I'd be surprised. That's compared to maybe a half dozen posts a DAY previously.

OneSickPsycho

12-08-2008, 08:56 AM

Canadians don't really say "eh", so you can go pound sand eh.

Every time I've been to Canada they did...

:sandyvag:

Papa_Complex

12-08-2008, 09:00 AM

Every time I've been to Canada they did...

:sandyvag:

Apparently both your sense of humour and sense of irony are somewhat impaired.

OneSickPsycho

12-08-2008, 09:02 AM

Apparently both your sense of humour and sense of irony are somewhat impaired.

Not really...

Rider

12-08-2008, 09:28 AM

Canadians don't really say "eh", so you can go pound sand eh.

The fuck they don't. Hey you know the Canadian alphabet?

A eh, B eh, C eh, D eh, ...

Papa_Complex

12-08-2008, 09:45 AM

The fuck they don't. Hey you know the Canadian alphabet?

A eh, B eh, C eh, D eh, ...

Naw, the only difference between our alphabet and yours is that we know what zed is. And no, I don't mean the dead guy who Willis took the bike from.

OneSickPsycho

12-08-2008, 09:47 AM

Naw, the only difference between our alphabet and yours is that we know what zed is. And no, I don't mean the dead guy who Willis took the bike from.

Damn you fucking editing and ruining the joke I was about to post.

Papa_Complex

12-08-2008, 09:54 AM

Damn you fucking editing and ruining the joke I was about to post.

You gotta be quick ;)