What do YOU want for X-mas?

[xx CURVE xx]

I would like a new helmet..and a set of titties to cuddle :D

[speedylocksmith]

I would like a new helmet..and a set of titties to cuddle :Dthere are doctors that will give you your own set to cuddle with :lmao:




What I want is peace and quiet!!

[xx CURVE xx]

there are doctors that will give you your own set to cuddle with :lmao:




What I want is peace and quiet!!

Well the titties i want are attached to a women :eatatthey:

Your other gift is easy...STFU :lol:

[speedylocksmith]

Well the titties i want are attached to a women :eatatthey:

Your other gift is easy...STFU :lol:
I have STFU :welcome:

[Dave]

lucy pinder

[xx CURVE xx]

lucy pinder

I can see why

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg

[speedylocksmith]

I can see why

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpgthat was jarvis's sig on another forum :drool:

[Dragonpaco]

new wiring harnesses and another junk bike. and 2 lucy pinders

[Sixxxxer]

An Akra Slip on.

And a HUGE Fucking TV

[neebelung]

Well we already got a Garmin Nuvi....

Wouldn't mind an Xbox 360 Pro with Guitar Hero: World Tour

Also would like another helmet (torn between the Shark "Karma" and the Scorpion "Black Dahlia")...

And I've got a laundry list of parts for Scarlet that I'd like....

[Ninjakel]

nothing.

[neebelung]

nothing.

Well while I might WANT things, that's what I'm ACTUALLY getting. :lol:

[Ninjakel]

Well while I might WANT things, that's what I'm ACTUALLY getting. :lol:



Exactly!! Me too.

[tommymac]

A new track bike (07 gsxr 750 or newer) and a few days at the keith code school.

Tom

[neebelung]

A new track bike (07 gsxr 750 or newer) and a few days at the keith code school.

Tom

OHHHH now you're talkin... :rockwoot:

[tommymac]

OHHHH now you're talkin... :rockwoot:


No messin around this year. Last years new track bike and sets of tires is on karens damn finger, this year is all about me:rockout:

Tom

[CrazyKell]

My list:

-a puzzle
-a blanket
-an Arsenal t-shirt
-a new set of darts

That's it. I like to give at the holidays and really and truly, not to sound cheesy, that makes me happier than anything.

[Smittie61984]

I need a new laptop computer just for school. Fucking sucks.

[unknownroad]

new wiring harnesses and another junk bike. and 2 lucy pinders

I've got junk bikes and wiring harnesses all about the place. Let me know if you want to trade for a running bike (or an extra lucy pinder)

An Akra Slip on.

And a HUGE Fucking TV


I was just skimming through and read this as "A HUGE strap on". I need to go back to bed. :sorry:

[JARVIS518]

got 2 helmets already from vicki
bought myself a new pair of gloves
and i play with vicki's boobies every night when we go to bed

i think im set for the year

[rogue]

I'm getting myself a tattoo! :D

[SoFlaSV]

A job.

[fnfalman]

I would like a nympho with an ass like this and a tits like that and no more than 25-years-old.

[vickibocc]

got 2 helmets already from vicki
bought myself a new pair of gloves
and i play with vicki's boobies every night when we go to bed

i think im set for the year

And Phil got me a new ipod with better headphones than the ones they come with! Hooray!

I'm most excited to see my family though. I know I'm getting mostly money from them...which is exactly what I need this year.

[Hondahugger]

The only thing I really want is for my kids to have a good Christmas. They've had a rough year so I'm taking them to Disney, my oldest is getting a video camera, a laptop and some learning games for the computer to help him with his AP classes and I haven't figured out what to do for my younger one yet but most likely something along the same line.

[Quick281]

I already have almost everything I need, so at this point a job would be nice.

[BobTheBiker]

I just want a set of F2 rims, my HID kit, and a job. beyond that I'm not really asking for anything. well, other than this adorable asian girl to hang out with.

[xx CURVE xx]

I would like a nympho with an ass like this and a tits like that and no more than 25-years-old.

make it 2! :D

[JoJoYZF]

A pair of short cuff a* gloves for the short rides to work and such and cash. The other shit like the blackberry storm and stuff that I want Ill end up buying myself eventually.

[Mr Lefty]

honestly... to be back in the states with friends and family.

not gonna happen though

[Sixxxxer]

I've got junk bikes and wiring harnesses all about the place. Let me know if you want to trade for a running bike (or an extra lucy pinder)




I was just skimming through and read this as "A HUGE strap on". I need to go back to bed. :sorry:

I dont even Know HOW you get that out of what I posted...LMAO

[Dave]

now i want a diora baird too..and maybe my old hurricane back for free

[buzzcutt2]

A deaf mute that cook, clean and suck start a harley.

[unknownroad]

got 2 helmets already from vicki



You have two heads? :panic:

[vickibocc]

You have two heads? :panic:

doesn't every man?

[JARVIS518]

You have two heads? :panic:

one helmet (shark) has great ventilation for the really hot days,
the other (hjc) not so great, to wear on the cooler days
and also to use when vicki and i ride 2 up

[BobTheBiker]

You have two heads? :panic:

I know I do. and they're ALWAYS arguing with each other.

[tommymac]

one helmet (shark) has great ventilation for the really hot days,
the other (hjc) not so great, to wear on the cooler days
and also to use when vicki and i ride 2 up

Which shark do you have. I have the fujiwara replica. quality helmet, th efit on me is ok, but my issue is it limits my perephrial vision as compared to the shoei and arais that I have previously owned.

Tom

[101lifts2]

I can see why

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg

Niiiiiice:nf:

[101lifts2]

What do I want for Xmas?

A job for next year.

[unknownroad]

one helmet (shark) has great ventilation for the really hot days,
the other (hjc) not so great, to wear on the cooler days
and also to use when vicki and i ride 2 up

Ahh, I just take the visor off and wear good eye protection. I'm a cheap bastid. :idk:

[JARVIS518]

Which shark do you have. I have the fujiwara replica. quality helmet, th efit on me is ok, but my issue is it limits my perephrial vision as compared to the shoei and arais that I have previously owned.

Tom

the model is S650 or something close to that there is a small gap on the back between my head and the helmet, which causes more ventilation, but other then that it fits great and is very comfortable. as for the vision i feel that i have a little bit better peripheral then my HJC

Ahh, I just take the visor off and wear good eye protection. I'm a cheap bastid. :idk:

i love wearing a tinted visor so ppl can see my eyes

i know its weird

[Sixxxxer]

you mean so they cant see your eyes??

And ya I'm the same way I love my Dark Tinted Visor

[DLIT]

Since we're buying a house, any gift card from Home Depot, Lowe's, Target or Walmart.

[Sixxxxer]

Same here....With the House buying thing.

Goign to look at more tuesday hoping to close on one by January.

[Particle Man]

since we no longer have a desktop PC I want a decent laptop so I can play warcraft III

And I'd like the day off.

[Earlzach]

I wouldnt mind my Bike showing up. it looks like Jan or Feb before it arrives.:panic:

[Sixxxxer]

Dirty Sex Is always a nice gift :)

[t-homo]

Dartboard, icon field armor vest, mio moov 300 gps, random other shit. don't think i am getting the gps though.

[Corey]

I've got a list of small things that I'd like to have, but I think I'd be happy if my job transfer goes through smoothly. Anything on top of that is gravy.

[Porkchop]

For christmas. Id like a bike, but it's not gonna happen from the Rents. In all reality I think I'm gonna buy one for a gift to myself. But what Im really asking for? Not much....

-ITECH HS22 mirrored hockey visor
-CCM Vector stick
-Gears 2
-some cash for cage ins????
-random clothes...


I'll take your Lucy Pinder, and raise a Michelle Marsh.... :drool:

http://bp1.blogger.com/_TmFS_6M-OfQ/SHDvtaJKA5I/AAAAAAAAEN0/-rRT3jkJdZI/s400/desk2210041.jpg

[Rider]

The list goes like this:

-blow job
-more hunting gear
-blow job
-clothes
-blow job
-Itunes gift card
-blow job
-a massage
-blow job
-kegarator
-blow job

That should keep me happy until next year.

[Ninjakel]

Only 6 blowjobs for thw whole year??? Damn. You set your sights too low.

[Rider]

Only 6 blowjobs for thw whole year??? Damn. You set your sights too low.

That's about 6 more than i get now. :panic:

[G-Rex]

The *only* thing I want is for someone to offer me a jobbie job down in Austin so I can hurry up and move down there.

I've already got the bikes I want and the girl I want. Just need to get angled such that I can see her every day and not just 3 days a week. :D

THAT is what I want. And now at that!

[Ninjakel]

That's about 6 more than i get now. :panic:


Geez, what kind of women do you guys date/marry??


Seriously. That's sucky ( no pun intended):whistle:

[OneSickPsycho]

Bike shit...

Stainless lines & good pads...
Cable clutch conversion kit...
Pilot Powers...
Front/Rear stands...
Chain/sproket kit...

Then I'd be done for a second...

Geez, what kind of women do you guys date/marry??


Seriously. That's sucky ( no pun intended):whistle:

I'm not a big fan of blowjobs. I'd rather get a good handjob (ok, with a little knobs) or just fuck.

[Rider]

Geez, what kind of women do you guys date/marry??


Seriously. That's sucky ( no pun intended):whistle:

I think wedding cake cured that. Before the wedding.. All the time, after the wedding... never.

[Ninjakel]

I think wedding cake cured that. Before the wedding.. All the time, after the wedding... never.


I think that is such a copout. I was married before, and that particular act never stopped.

I've been with Leon going on 6 years, and it still hasn't stopped either.:idk::idk:

[OneSickPsycho]

I think that is such a copout. I was married before, and that particular act never stopped.

I've been with Leon going on 6 years, and it still hasn't stopped either.:idk::idk:

I agree... There are plenty of guys on this forum who still suck dick after getting married... Marko, DLIT, etc, etc...

[Ninjakel]

I agree... There are plenty of guys on this forum who still suck dick after getting married... Marko, DLIT, etc, etc...


:lol: That's so quoteworthy!!!!!!!!

[OneSickPsycho]

:lol: That's so quoteworthy!!!!!!!!

I'd say a full 2/3 of what I say is quoteworthy.

[Ninjakel]

:lol: :lol:

[Rider]

I'd say a full 2/3 of what I say is bullshit.

Fixed. :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

Fixed. :lol:

I'd say a full 2/3 of what I say is bullshit, but quoteworthy.

Fin

[DIMford]

A rent check would be nice.

I'm getting myself a tattoo! :D

I think that's what I am going to get mysef for my birthday. You don't turn 30 everyday.
Oh, and no youngin jokes please.

[Corey]

A rent check would be nice.



I think that's what I am going to get mysef for my birthday. You don't turn 30 everyday.
Oh, and no youngin jokes please.

I've been thinking of doing the same thing for my 30th. Seems like a fitting time to start work on a nice sleeve.

[rogue]

Is that what I was supposed to have done when I turned 30? :scratch:

[OneSickPsycho]

A rent check would be nice.



I think that's what I am going to get mysef for my birthday. You don't turn 30 everyday.
Oh, and no youngin jokes please.

Old ass motherfucker.

[Papa_Complex]

Is that what I was supposed to have done when I turned 30? :scratch:

If it was, then I'd look like a fucking Yakuza by now.

[Lucky3623]

an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle BB Gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time...

[HurricaneHeather]

I asked for a good curling iron and The Office DVD game.

I really just want a part time job beginning in January and a good job for my husband when he is done with school in March.

[Papa_Complex]

There's nothing that I want, that I would expect anyone to buy for me. Too damned expensive, since what I want is a new "B" camera body. I could use a photographer's harnes rig and some soft cases for my favourite lenses, but that's pretty personal and requires specific knowledge that no one else would have.

So I guess that it comes down to "Just give me money" (the Flying Lizards version, not the Beatles version).

[Amorok]

I want someone to buy my house so I can move.

I'd like my wife to gain 25 pounds and start having sex with me more than once or twice a month.

I want new winter gloves and a helmet.

Something tells me I'll get the bike stuff.

[vickibocc]

I want someone to buy my house so I can move.

I'd like my wife to gain 25 pounds and start having sex with me more than once or twice a month.

I want new winter gloves and a helmet.

Something tells me I'll get the bike stuff.

wow you want her to gain 25 pounds? it must be hard for her to gain weight. i could probably gain 25 pounds quite easily. i cant imagine how tiny she is.

[Amorok]

My wife is 5'10" and weighs around 110 right now. I'm pretty pissed. I think she looks best at around 130 or 140, but she disagrees. There's more to the story. I just have to laugh at the irony, this woman has the perfect body and never gains weight, yet she's concerned about her appearance. She's married to a man who would love it if she went a few pounds over for Christmas, but she won't. How messed up is that?

[Rider]

My wife is 5'10" and weighs around 110 right now.

:nopic:

[Dragonpaco]

:nopic:

yeah and prove you arent old too

[KSGregman]

I have every "thing" that I want....

I AM looking forward to being at home with my wife and daughter, though....hanging out with my nephews will be fun too.

Not much of a Christmas person, I guess....just doesn't do anything for me. *shrug*

[Cutty72]

more misc tools... a guy can never have too many tools.

The bike stuff I'm too picky on, and/or it's rather expensive, so I'll just get that myself.


Oh and ebbs, you'll be home for xmas, we just have to move xmas to march :lol:

[xx CURVE xx]

I want the murder of innocent animals to stop :p

[Corey]

I want the murder of innocent animals to stop :p

Then stop applying anthropomorphic terms to animals. They're neither innocent or guilty, they're just food or not food. Merry Christmas.

[Amorok]

Then stop applying anthropomorphic terms to animals. They're neither innocent or guilty, they're just food or not food. Merry Christmas.

Not true at all, they're guilty. Guilty of being delicious.

And paco, I'm not old. Whippersnapper.

[ducati_atx]

Id like for the economy to turn around to the point that I dont have to constantly talk to people at work about layoffs.

[Papa_Complex]

Not much of a Christmas person, I guess....just doesn't do anything for me. *shrug*

Tell me about it. My father left at Christmas :shrug:

[Ducati Diva]

I'd like to not be layed off! Oh let me say it the PC way furloughed :lol: Least I get to go back in a few months

[Papa_Complex]

I want the murder of innocent animals to stop :p

But they're so..... tasty :(

[xx CURVE xx]

Not true at all, they're guilty. Guilty of being delicious.


:lol:

[Cutty72]

I want the murder of innocent animals to stop :p

Save a cow, eat a vegitarian.

[Ninjakel]

would that make the person a VAGitarian then?

[xx CURVE xx]

would that make the person a VAGitarian then?

Oh that sounds delicious...you have a recipe :lol:

[Ninjakel]

Oh that sounds delicious...you have a recipe :lol:



:lol: Yes I do.

[xx CURVE xx]

:lol: Yes I do.

well cook it up and send me a piece! :lol:

[Corey]

Oh that sounds delicious...you have a recipe :lol:

The key is to get them young, before they spoil. Otherwise it's a slab of rotting fish wrapped in a big ball of psychosis and bitterness.

[Ninjakel]

:lol: :lol:

Leon doesn't share

[R6Chick]

The key is to get them young, before they spoil. Otherwise it's a slab of rotting fish wrapped in a big ball of psychosis and bitterness.


Haha, but you boys make us that way! :whistle:

[Ninjakel]

Haha, but you boys make us that way! :whistle:



Quoted for motherfuckin' truth!!!! :lol:

[Corey]

Haha, but you boys make us that way! :whistle:

That's why youth is key. It's like veal. The meat is tender and delicious, and not stringy and tough with age and use.

[Papa_Complex]

Haha, but you boys make us that way! :whistle:

I recall hearing many women state that no man can make them do or be anything that they don't want to so either they were lying, or...

[R6Chick]

I recall hearing many women state that no man can make them do or be anything that they don't want to so either they were lying, or...

Be anything in terms of career or responsiblities, but driving us absolutely crazy... yes, that's possible.

[xx CURVE xx]

:lol: :lol:

Leon doesn't share

selfish pig :lol:

[Ninjakel]

selfish pig :lol:



You tell him that :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

Be anything in terms of career or responsiblities, but driving us absolutely crazy... yes, that's possible.

I don't recall them placing any limitations on it :whistle:

[Amorok]

Be anything in terms of career or responsiblities, but driving us absolutely crazy... yes, that's possible.

Yeah, we're the only ones who do that, women never affect anybody's mental health. Honey, if a man can drive a woman crazy it's only because he learned how from her. Women are the undisputed masters of causing people to become completely unhinged, and most of the time you're not even trying, you're just being yourselves. Not to mention that most women are pretty nuts before they ever have their first relationship. Women love to talk about how men drive them nuts but it's all a facade, if anyone's driving ya'll nuts it's yourselves or each other.

[HurricaneHeather]

Yeah, we're the only ones who do that, women never affect anybody's mental health. Honey, if a man can drive a woman crazy it's only because he learned how from her. Women are the undisputed masters of causing people to become completely unhinged, and most of the time you're not even trying, you're just being yourselves. Not to mention that most women are pretty nuts before they ever have their first relationship. Women love to talk about how men drive them nuts but it's all a facade, if anyone's driving ya'll nuts it's yourselves or each other.

No boys are dumber! :lol:

People in general are crazy and they suck. Gender is irrelevant.

[Particle Man]

Haha, but you boys make us that way! :whistle:

say what?

bull motherfucking shit!

[Amorok]

No boys are dumber! :lol:

People in general are crazy and they suck. Gender is irrelevant.

Not dumber, just much more simple, easier to understand and predictable in our reactions. The very qualities lacking in woman which lack of drives men berserk.

Consider this, no two armies of women gathered to make war over a man, and no woman ever built something like the Taj Mahal for a man.

[HurricaneHeather]

Not dumber, just much more simple, easier to understand and predictable in our reactions. The very qualities lacking in woman which lack of drives men berserk.

Consider this, no two armies of women gathered to make war over a man, and no woman ever built something like the Taj Mahal for a man.

This is my point ---> .






























































This is you ----> .

I was making fun of your silly argument about who is worse. :wink:

[Sixxxxer]

How about a Stiff Drink and some Boobies in my face