Why are men such silly freaks?

[2up]

Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode."

The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me. :whistle: But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak.

Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace.

OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks? :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter

Its an Ego thing.

[Dave]

plus you are rather attractive.

[Sixxxxer]

Lol It isnt a Hard Combination to Figure out.

Everyone Wants a MILF!!

[Dave]

troof

[2up]

Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter

Its an Ego thing.

But, but, EEEEWWWWWW!!!! :lol: Must be the lack of testosterone in me that makes it impossible for me to understand!

[Sixxxxer]

In a womens Eyes I can see the Disate for it...Especially you beign a Mother.

But looking at it from a guys perspective...Its a Boyhood Fantasy to Nab a Mother Duaghter Combo.

[Particle Man]

how the eff can you have a daughter old enough to date?

[2up]

OK, let's just say I took one too many hits off the crack pipe and did go out with him (which will never ever happen in a million billion years) then what? The brother's sit around comparing notes about mom and daughter? Cassidy to Cody "Hey Cody, Michelle (me) likes to XYZ, does Lauren? (my daughter) ICK EW YUCK BLAH!!

Thanks for the compliment Dave.

But still, not only do I not want to be a Jerry Springer episode, I also don't want to be a porn movie "plot" inasmuch as porn has plots. EEEEEWWWWWWW!! :lol:

[t-homo]

Because then the Two brothers can say there datign the Mom and her Daughter

Its an Ego thing.

You haven't figured that out yet? :lol:

[Tmall]

Men like vaginas. You can answer just about any question you have about us with that response. :idk:

[2up]

In a womens Eyes I can see the Disate for it...Especially you beign a Mother.

But looking at it from a guys perspective...Its a Boyhood Fantasy to Nab a Mother Duaghter Combo.

Really??? Good God I hope my husband never had that fantasy given that he's only 7 years older than my oldest daughter. (Does that make me sound kind of twisted?)


how the eff can you have a daughter old enough to date?

I have 2 of them actually. I'm 41 and Lauren will be 21 in 3 weeks and Ari will be 20 in 2 months. Hard to believe that one as immature as I can have daughters who are grown up, eh? :lol:

I'll give Cassidy one thing, he's tenacious. I have now ignored 3 texts and he keeps sending them!! Oi! I think I'm going to have to be mean!

[Sixxxxer]

I dont know how to read that post....Saying I dont have an Ego or that mine is to big??

So your Married...and He still wants to take you out??

Or did I get that twisted?

[2up]

Men like vaginas. You can answer just about any question you have about us with that response. :idk:

OK, I get that. I can respond with, I like penises. (Penii?? :lol:) However!!!! I don't want to know nothin' about my daughter's boyfriend's brother's penis!!! Did I mention EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

[2up]

I dont know how to read that post....Saying I dont have an Ego or that mine is to big??

So your Married...and He still wants to take you out??

Or did I get that twisted?

Yes, I am married, but currently separated. I don't know if he just thinks I'm going to end up getting divorced or if he just doesn't care because let's face it, being that the boy has never even seen me in person, its ass he's after. Ugh. Can't. Believe. I. Just. Typed. That. And that its true!

[Sixxxxer]

Well I'd take it as a Compliment.

But Hey to each there own

[ericr]

OK, I get that. I can respond with, I like penises. (Penii?? :lol:) However!!!! I don't want to know nothin' about my daughter's boyfriend's brother's penis!!! Did I mention EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

Well, you should ask your daughter how good the boyfriend is and then you can decide if you want to try his brother out, and you and your daughter can compare.














ok, I'm not serious about that :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

should whe have trip change your name to Mrs. Robinson?

[Sixxxxer]

Im just curious what the Daughters Look Like!!

[t-homo]

Same here. They are in my age group too.

[2up]

Well I'd take it as a Compliment.

But Hey to each there own

While I do take it as a compliment that he finds me attractive, and that's cool and all, I just can't even fathom it as a real life situation in which I'd participate. Damn me for not wanting to assist in the fulfillment of fantasies. :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

A little Useless Casual Sex Never hurt Anyone...Who knows you might even have fun!!!

Lol

Dont listen to me I'm a bad influence

[2up]

Well, you should ask your daughter how good the boyfriend is and then you can decide if you want to try his brother out, and you and your daughter can compare.

ok, I'm not serious about that :lol:

That's just wrong!!

should whe have trip change your name to Mrs. Robinson?

:lol: I KNOW! I have had that song sung to me on more than one occassion.

Im just curious what the Daughters Look Like!!

Same here. They are in my age group too.

My daughter's are beautiful and I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm their mom. I'd post a pic but that just seems kinda creepy to post on purpose so guys can see what they look like!

[Sixxxxer]

Not creepy at all.

But I'm probably being Biased with that opinion!

[t-homo]

Well if you just pm me the picture and her number, it wouldn't be quite as creepy.

[Sixxxxer]

See....I Like where His Heads At.

Me Ill justtake the Picture...No Number Required!

[t-homo]

See....I Like where His Heads At.

Me Ill justtake the Picture...No Number Required!

What's the point in a picture if you are never going to talk to her anyway?

[Sixxxxer]

To see what she looks Like??

Makes sense to me

[JoshuaTree]

... Everyone Wants a MILF!!

True, and this in and of itself is a complete explanation

Must be the lack of testosterone in me that makes it impossible for me to understand!

Yes.

Clear as mud? :shrug: :D

[2up]

True, and this in and of itself is a complete explanation



Yes.

Clear as mud? :shrug: :D

Bahahahahhaa..... I just read what it says under your user name!!! That's awesome!

[t-homo]

To see what she looks Like??

Makes sense to me

Good point. But there is no use drooling over a girl you will never get with anyway. Unless she is just drop-dead gorgeous.

[Racerboy]

To answer the original question, how can we be such silly freaks? Several answers come to mind, all can be applied here:

It in the gene pool.
Pussy is pussy.
A MILF is a great thing!
Being a twin and doing your brothers g/f's mom....what could be better?
Possibly swapping and not telling them about it, even better!

Or maybe its because we are all pigs and have nothing more than 3 things on our minds EATING, SLEEPING and SEX. (Thanks Bill Engvall)

If you don't do it, cool.....if you do run the gauntlet, more power to you and good luck!

[Sixxxxer]

Good point. But there is no use drooling over a girl you will never get with anyway. Unless she is just drop-dead gorgeous.
Mom is making her out to be Pretty Smoking....Lol

And racerboy NAILED that Bitch on the head.

[t-homo]

Mom is making her out to be Pretty Smoking....Lol

And racerboy NAILED that Bitch on the head.

I guess if she is in Jersey anyway, you have a pretty good chance, other than the fiance you mentioned in another thread. lol

[Sixxxxer]

Yeah that Little Detail...Lol

I'm a man I love Females...No harm in Making new Friends right :)

[thunderex]

You do realize that your daughter's boyfriend and Cassidy have genetically identical penii right? :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

Cassidy Is Fucking throwing me off...Its a fucking girls name...He's a homo...NO DEAL

[JoshuaTree]

Bahahahahhaa..... I just read what it says under your user name!!! That's awesome!

:D

[LittleTaz]

OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!)

Take it one step further if you really want a headache... Scenario: Your daughter marries Cody, you get divorced, date Cassidy, marry Cassidy, have more kids :panic:

So then your daughter's brother-in-law is also her step-father and and your new offspring are her siblings/nieces or nephews. Your new son-in-law is also your brother-in-law... I think somewhere along the line your child becomes it's own cousin :rofl:

[fnfalman]

I have 2 of them actually. I'm 41 and Lauren will be 21 in 3 weeks and Ari will be 20 in 2 months. Hard to believe that one as immature as I can have daughters who are grown up, eh? :lol:

I'll give Cassidy one thing, he's tenacious. I have now ignored 3 texts and he keeps sending them!! Oi! I think I'm going to have to be mean!

Oh, for fuck's sake!!! Stop being such a damn Puritan and bang the young buck already!!!

The best lay I've ever had was when I was 25-years-old, lean mean paratrooper and she was a hot 40-years-old long legged mama. She was the one that gave me that "funny" smile at the bar and took me to the dance floor all night, gave me her phone number and everything. Then the next several days she was saying the same shit that you're saying right now, "Oh, you're too young, I'm too old, blah, blah, blah." So I had to do the usual bullshit of telling her that she's hot and that I'm a man and she's a woman and all that jazz. When we finally got together, we banged each other's brains out for two days straight.

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim. So do yourself a favor and get some hard cock from that young buck...unless he's ugly and you are not physically attracted to him.

Stop saying all the other bullshits because we don't believe you. You like it when good looking young guys hit on you.

[t-homo]

Oh, for fuck's sake!!! Stop being such a damn Puritan and bang the young buck already!!!

The best lay I've ever had was when I was 25-years-old, lean mean paratrooper and she was a hot 40-years-old long legged mama. She was the one that gave me that "funny" smile at the bar and took me to the dance floor all night, gave me her phone number and everything. Then the next several days she was saying the same shit that you're saying right now, "Oh, you're too young, I'm too old, blah, blah, blah." So I had to do the usual bullshit of telling her that she's hot and that I'm a man and she's a woman and all that jazz. When we finally got together, we banged each other's brains out for two days straight.

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim. So do yourself a favor and get some hard cock from that young buck...unless he's ugly and you are not physically attracted to him.

Stop saying all the other bullshits because we don't believe you. You like it when good looking young guys hit on you.

Fnfalman tells it like it is.

[Mr Lefty]

well I'm sure your daughters boyfriends brother has seen your daughter(s) and I'm sure your daughters boyfriend has mentioned how attractive you are... and that your husband is 14 years younger than you... so he probably thinks he has a chance... I mean your 41 so he's only 17 years younger.

shit Trock is what 20 years... there ya go!

[Sixxxxer]

LMFAO


FNFALMAN Is So Fucking Right.

[2up]

You do realize that your daughter's boyfriend and Cassidy have genetically identical penii right? :lol:

Ok dude, please just smack yourself now! :lol:

[2up]

fnflman, I'm not being a puritan. I'm being married and not a total head-case. Seriously! Even if I WERE single, or separated but dating, which I am not, I just could NOT do my daughter's boyfriend's brother. At the end of the day, were I looking for strange, it isn't that difficult to find that I need to stay in that gene pool. ;)

Oh, and, did you miss the part where my husband is 14 years younger than me? So its not like I have an aversion to younger guys. Its an aversion to my daughter's boyfriend's brother I have. Well, and men in general because I AM MARRIED!! :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

Your currently seprated...Its fair game

[Tmall]

I've seen pictures of the daughters. HOT!!!! is an understatement. They are absolutely gorgeous.

[fnfalman]

fnflman, I'm not being a puritan. I'm being married and not a total head-case. Seriously! Even if I WERE single, or separated but dating, which I am not, I just could NOT do my daughter's boyfriend's brother. At the end of the day, were I looking for strange, it isn't that difficult to find that I need to stay in that gene pool. ;)

Oh, and, did you miss the part where my husband is 14 years younger than me? So its not like I have an aversion to younger guys. Its an aversion to my daughter's boyfriend's brother I have. Well, and men in general because I AM MARRIED!! :lol:

If you don't want to hit it while you're "separated", well, that's your personal belief. And since that younger guys' ages aren't an issue, then what the hell? He's your daughter's boyfriend's BROTHER. He's not her boyfriend (now that would be fucked up).

[Dragonpaco]

I've seen pictures of the daughters. HOT!!!! is an understatement. They are absolutely gorgeous.

now it is customary for her to post up a pic of them.

[t-homo]

He's not her boyfriend (now that would be fucked up).

That'd be pretty impressive for him though.

[tlstreak]

Easy for the (boyfriend twin) to pose as the brother twin and try and hook up with both and noone be the wiser except the twin who is in on it all along. Just use my phone and text her man.

[2up]

Easy for the (boyfriend twin) to pose as the brother twin and try and hook up with both and noone be the wiser except the twin who is in on it all along. Just use my phone and text her man.

Um, wow. Totally would have never thought of that. Yuck. Blah!

Can we talk about my daughter's again. :lol:

[Dragonpaco]

not until we see them

[ericr]

Can we talk about my daughter's again. :lol:

Sure, post up pictures and we'll talk for a long time about them :D

[Particle Man]

Hard to believe that one as immature as I can have daughters who are grown up, eh? :lol:

no, you just look like you're in your 20's.

You posted pics of your daughters previously and you all look like sisters. :)

[Sixxxxer]

Juding by the avatar...that thresome looks REDONKulous

[2up]

no, you just look like you're in your 20's.

You posted pics of your daughters previously and you all look like sisters. :)


Thanks!

My av is all I'm posting guys... sorry. ;) Tmall and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics.

And, I decided, with my daughter's permission of course, to give him my OTHER daughter's phone number. He can have text fext 2008 and she'll be out here in a couple of weeks. I thought it was a good tactic. He said he'd rather talk to me. :rolleyes:

[Particle Man]

Juding by the avatar...that thresome looks REDONKulous

:lol:

I didn't notice the avatar

[Sixxxxer]

Thanks!

My av is all I'm posting guys... sorry. ;) Tmall and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics.

And, I decided, with my daughter's permission of course, to give him my OTHER daughter's phone number. He can have text fext 2008 and she'll be out here in a couple of weeks. I thought it was a good tactic. He said he'd rather talk to me. :rolleyes:

Your such a tease...we're all a nice group of guys!!

[Particle Man]

and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics. like me

and a big :nee: to the rest of you

*I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... I know something you don't know... *

redflip :lmao:

[FT BSTRD]

Um, wow. Totally would have never thought of that. Yuck. Blah!


Like eating a chicken sandwich smothered in a fried egg of it's own making.


Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Good!

[ericr]

:lol:

I didn't notice the avatar

She just changed that since my last post! Sneaky!!!

I do remember seeing the full size pic on CF, yes, you and your daughters are very pretty :dthumb:

[Particle Man]

Like eating a chicken sandwich smothered in a fried egg of it's own making.


Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Good!
:lol

nice

[2up]

Your such a tease...we're all a nice group of guys!!

No I'm not. But if I WAS a tease, I'd go out with him and then at the end of the night I'd point to myself and say "You will never get this, you will never get this. la la la la la" :lol:

[t-homo]

No I'm not. But if I WAS a tease, I'd go out with him and then at the end of the night I'd point to myself and say "You will never get this, you will never get this. la la la la la" :lol:

do it. that would be hilarious. daughters look gorgeous.

[Dave]

Thanks!

My av is all I'm posting guys... sorry. ;) Tmall and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics.

And, I decided, with my daughter's permission of course, to give him my OTHER daughter's phone number. He can have text fext 2008 and she'll be out here in a couple of weeks. I thought it was a good tactic. He said he'd rather talk to me. :rolleyes:

hes probably all excited about that whole sexual prime + twenty or so years of experience thing. and you are most welcome for the compliment :)

[Particle Man]

hes probably all excited about that whole sexual prime + twenty or so years of experience thing.

the low cut shirt in her avatar probably helps too :lol:

[Dave]

Thanks!

My av is all I'm posting guys... sorry. ;) Tmall and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics.

And, I decided, with my daughter's permission of course, to give him my OTHER daughter's phone number. He can have text fext 2008 and she'll be out here in a couple of weeks. I thought it was a good tactic. He said he'd rather talk to me. :rolleyes:

No I'm not. But if I WAS a tease, I'd go out with him and then at the end of the night I'd point to myself and say "You will never get this, you will never get this. la la la la la" :lol:

be better if you brought him back to his room and put on some kind of nasty lil outfit and then once hes naked go in the other room throw on some sweats and skidaddle :dthumb:

[Dave]

the low cut shirt in her avatar probably helps too :lol:

yeah, i like em :dthumb: id like em better at 10000 pixels instead of 100 but hey i'll take what i can get :lol:

[2up]

the low cut shirt in her avatar probably helps too :lol:

I was going to say he's never seen me 'cause my myspace is private, although in one of his eleventybillion texts I ignored today he did ask if I would be his myspace friend. Anyway, I realized I guess he has seen pics on Lauren's myspace.

I think I scared him off though. He started getting a little too "smooth operator" in his texts so I finally responded and said "you're starting to sound like a player, and I'm really mean to players. :) But really, I am." Haven't heard anything from him since then. Go figure. :lol:

[Particle Man]

I was going to say he's never seen me 'cause my myspace is private, although in one of his eleventybillion texts I ignored today he did ask if I would be his myspace friend. Anyway, I realized I guess he has seen pics on Lauren's myspace.

I think I scared him off though. He started getting a little too "smooth operator" in his texts so I finally responded and said "you're starting to sound like a player, and I'm really mean to players. :) But really, I am." Haven't heard anything from him since then. Go figure. :lol:

strong hot women scare dudes like that off :lol:

[2up]

strong hot women scare dudes like that off :lol:

It didn't work. He wrote back, albeit an hour later, that he's not a player but its good that I'm mean to them and how he really wants to talk to me blah blah f'n blah! If he wasn't my daughter's boyfriend's brother and just some random guy I met he'd pretty much hate me really soon. Maybe I should buy him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissue for Christmas? :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

It didn't work. He wrote back, albeit an hour later, that he's not a player but its good that I'm mean to them and how he really wants to talk to me blah blah f'n blah! If he wasn't my daughter's boyfriend's brother and just some random guy I met he'd pretty much hate me really soon. Maybe I should buy him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissue for Christmas? :lol:

throw a photo of yourself in and it'd be perfect :lol:

[Particle Man]

It didn't work. He wrote back, albeit an hour later, that he's not a player but its good that I'm mean to them and how he really wants to talk to me blah blah f'n blah! If he wasn't my daughter's boyfriend's brother and just some random guy I met he'd pretty much hate me really soon. Maybe I should buy him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissue for Christmas? :lol:

don't insult his ego, that will just make him want it more. tell him you're just not into anyone in general right now and to move on. :)

[azoomm]

Take it one step further if you really want a headache... Scenario: Your daughter marries Cody, you get divorced, date Cassidy, marry Cassidy, have more kids :panic:

So then your daughter's brother-in-law is also her step-father and and your new offspring are her siblings/nieces or nephews. Your new son-in-law is also your brother-in-law... I think somewhere along the line your child becomes it's own cousin :rofl:

:rofl:

I told her to answer him... and scare him to death. :lol: But, that is the evil in me. But, Taz - that's hysterical!!!

[ericr]

Maybe I should buy him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissue for Christmas? :lol:


:lmao: That is soooooooo baaaaaaadddd! Do it :lmao:

[2up]

don't insult his ego, that will just make him want it more. tell him you're just not into anyone in general right now and to move on. :)

I'm just ignoring him now. At first it was weird but cute, in a really fucking odd way. Now its just annoying.

throw a photo of yourself in and it'd be perfect :lol:
You are a dirty dirty man. I like it!

:rofl:

I told her to answer him... and scare him to death. :lol: But, that is the evil in me. But, Taz - that's hysterical!!!

I totally forgot to comment on what Taz wrote! That IS hysterical. And yes, you are evil. And you know the only things stopping me from playing the game. ;)

[Cass]

Take it one step further if you really want a headache... Scenario: Your daughter marries Cody, you get divorced, date Cassidy, marry Cassidy, have more kids :panic:

So then your daughter's brother-in-law is also her step-father and and your new offspring are her siblings/nieces or nephews. Your new son-in-law is also your brother-in-law... I think somewhere along the line your child becomes it's own cousin :rofl:

:rofl::rofl:

Dude!! She lives in AZ, not AR!!!!

:lol:

[Mr Lefty]

You are a dirty dirty man. I like it!




yes... I'm bad... I'm very bad...


wait... what... I mean... uh... :leaving:

[Captain Morgan]

Sounds to me like you're really enjoying the attention from him. :whistle: I agree with others... just go have some fun and forget about it. Ok, here's the practical answer... first ask your daughter how she feels about the situation, if she's cool with it, then go have some fun.

[Angee]

:rofl::rofl:

Dude!! She lives in AZ, not AR!!!!

:lol:

Dude, that's WV, not AR! Tennessee is third cousins, Kentucky is second cousins, AR is first cousins, and WV is fair game to all! :rofl::rofl:

Taz, I don't know how in the hell you managed to put that all together, I just can't wrap my mind around that...that's friggin priceless! :rofl:

[LittleTaz]

:rofl::rofl:

Dude!! She lives in AZ, not AR!!!!

:lol:

:lmao: I had another sentence at the end of it but decided not to leave it on there....

...and you all move to Alabama and live happily ever after!...

[OneSickPsycho]

Oh, for fuck's sake!!! Stop being such a damn Puritan and bang the young buck already!!!

The best lay I've ever had was when I was 25-years-old, lean mean paratrooper and she was a hot 40-years-old long legged mama. She was the one that gave me that "funny" smile at the bar and took me to the dance floor all night, gave me her phone number and everything. Then the next several days she was saying the same shit that you're saying right now, "Oh, you're too young, I'm too old, blah, blah, blah." So I had to do the usual bullshit of telling her that she's hot and that I'm a man and she's a woman and all that jazz. When we finally got together, we banged each other's brains out for two days straight.

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim. So do yourself a favor and get some hard cock from that young buck...unless he's ugly and you are not physically attracted to him.

Stop saying all the other bullshits because we don't believe you. You like it when good looking young guys hit on you.

Sometimes you post something like this and throw me TOTALLY off. You're the fucking man btw.

Easy for the (boyfriend twin) to pose as the brother twin and try and hook up with both and noone be the wiser except the twin who is in on it all along. Just use my phone and text her man.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post...

Thanks!

My av is all I'm posting guys... sorry. ;) Tmall and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics.

And, I decided, with my daughter's permission of course, to give him my OTHER daughter's phone number. He can have text fext 2008 and she'll be out here in a couple of weeks. I thought it was a good tactic. He said he'd rather talk to me. :rolleyes:

That's kinda fucked up... you know this dude's probably some sorta horndog, so you pass him off to your daughter? Shit... I want to lick your asshole while you hit me in the head with bricks... does that get me the daughter-daughter threesome combo?

No I'm not. But if I WAS a tease, I'd go out with him and then at the end of the night I'd point to myself and say "You will never get this, you will never get this. la la la la la" :lol:

And if he was like me, he would have slipped you a mickey 10 seconds earlier then carry you out... long story short... shallow grave.

[Cass]

Your currently seprated...Its fair game

Did anyone else hear:

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!




2up - sorry to threadjack :lmao:

[2up]

Sounds to me like you're really enjoying the attention from him. :whistle: I agree with others... just go have some fun and forget about it. Ok, here's the practical answer... first ask your daughter how she feels about the situation, if she's cool with it, then go have some fun.

Actually, I'm NOT enjoying the attention. I'm one of those who people who thinks compliments are cool and I enjoy getting them. Its nice to know that people think I'm hot or whatever. But sending a million texts that aren't responded to will only piss me off or make me think you're a quasi-stalker.

My daughter would no way in hell be cool with it, which is fine with me 'cause neither am I. IF I did want to date anyone, but since we're trying to fix our marriage, I don't, it wouldn't be him. ;)

[Cass]

Dude, that's WV, not AR! Tennessee is third cousins, Kentucky is second cousins, AR is first cousins, and WV is fair game to all! :rofl::rofl:

Taz, I don't know how in the hell you managed to put that all together, I just can't wrap my mind around that...that's friggin priceless! :rofl:

:lmao::lmao:

[Particle Man]

Did anyone else hear:

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!




2up - sorry to threadjack :lmao:

:lol:

[2up]

That's kinda fucked up... you know this dude's probably some sorta horndog, so you pass him off to your daughter? Shit... I want to lick your asshole while you hit me in the head with bricks... does that get me the daughter-daughter threesome combo?



See, at first I thought it was just a sort of "haha" thing and since I've had other friend's of theirs say they had crushes on me in the past, I figured no harm no foul. Its not like I really think he's some sex fiend! And, trust me when I say, both of my daughters are very strong and put up with no bullshit. Seeing as how my other daughter will be here for 2 weeks soon and they are all going to hang out, I figured they could talk. As in have conversation. Be friends. I think you read too much into things.

Did anyone else hear:

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!


2up - sorry to threadjack :lmao:

No, its SO OK! And its fucking hilarious because my husband made it VERY clear to me that we would NOT be "on a break" like Ross and Rachel! :lol:

[ericr]

My daughter would no way in hell be cool with it, which is fine with me 'cause neither am I.

Didn't she tell you he was gonna text you? I think if she thought it wasn't cool she would've kick his ass or had his brother help stop him. Sounds like they're conspiring against ya :lol:

[FT BSTRD]

Dude, that's WV, not AR! Tennessee is third cousins, Kentucky is second cousins, AR is first cousins, and WV is fair game to all! :rofl::rofl:

Taz, I don't know how in the hell you managed to put that all together, I just can't wrap my mind around that...that's friggin priceless! :rofl:


If she ain't good enough for family, she ain't good enough for you.

[2up]

Didn't she tell you he was gonna text you? I think if she thought it wasn't cool she would've kick his ass or had his brother help stop him. Sounds like they're conspiring against ya :lol:

I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him. :lol: But that would be really mean.

[Dave]

lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads :lol: this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is

[Particle Man]

Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him.

[Austin Powers]nobody deserves a shot in the pills[/Austin Powers]

[2up]

lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads :lol: this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is


LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. :lol:

[Particle Man]

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. :lol:

Gee, ya think?

:lmao:

[ericr]

I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him. :lol: But that would be really mean.

:lol: I don't know, I've known quite a few women her size that would scare me, but I don't hit back if i can get away ;) There are lots of other soft points that hurt like hell and aren't that low down :D

[Dave]

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. :lol:

hey as the parent its your God given DUTY to embarass your children ;)

[ericr]

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. :lol:


OMG!!!!! You are BAD!!!! I'm gonna quit messing with you now before I piss you off!!!!! :panic::panic: :lol:

[Angee]

hey as the parent its your God given DUTY to embarass your children ;)

PREAAAAAAAACH it brother!!




Just warn her...don't ask, just get her in on the game...but she canNOT tell the BF. If she's the devious kind, she may enjoy messing with him as much as you!

[Particle Man]

PREAAAAAAAACH it brother!!




Just warn her...don't ask, just get her in on the game...but she canNOT tell the BF. If she's the devious kind, she may enjoy messing with him as much as you!

you women are evil













:lol:

[azoomm]

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. :lol:

What else did you think I had in mind when I told you to freak him out??!? :lol:

Evil? Of course.

[FT BSTRD]

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out. :lol:

http://www.passionshop.com/images/dj0261-01.jpg

[Dave]

you women are evil













:lol:

oddly enough i agree completely but i still have no problems winding them up and pointing them at some poor schmuck

[Cass]

... Anal beads...


... with instruction that "proper usage is to remove as if one is starting a chainsaw"

That phrasing was actually said out loud, in (what is now) my house, from an early 30something to a 16 y/o. And yes, he knew she was that young. There was LOTS of drinking that night, and fortunately there were NO anal beads in sight. Though I think it only took about 1/2 of a wine cooler (yes wine cooler) for the 16y/o to be all "omg i'm so drunk!"

[Angee]

:rockout::rockwoot::evil:you women are evil













:lol:

[Dave]

... with instruction that "proper usage is to remove as if one is starting a chainsaw"

That phrasing was actually said out loud, in (what is now) my house, from an early 30something to a 16 y/o. And yes, he knew she was that young. There was LOTS of drinking that night, and fortunately there were NO anal beads in sight. Though I think it only took about 1/2 of a wine cooler (yes wine cooler) for the 16y/o to be all "omg i'm so drunk!"

id pay to see that happen :P

[2up]

What else did you think I had in mind when I told you to freak him out??!? :lol:

Evil? Of course.

Well I figured you meant I should be "man eater older woman" in the text, but I didn't know you meant "tell him you hope he's into homo-erotica because that's the only way I like it with men." :lol:

... with instruction that "proper usage is to remove as if one is starting a chainsaw"

That phrasing was actually said out loud, in (what is now) my house, from an early 30something to a 16 y/o. And yes, he knew she was that young. There was LOTS of drinking that night, and fortunately there were NO anal beads in sight. Though I think it only took about 1/2 of a wine cooler (yes wine cooler) for the 16y/o to be all "omg i'm so drunk!"

LMAO!!

Oh, this thread keeps getting better and better. That fist is priceless! And he keeps having conversations with himself by texting me and not getting any answers, so he just moves on to the next topic. God he must be bored!!

[Method]

Am I the only one who thinks that this kid may be bored, and is just enjoying fucking with you to piss off his brother?

[Dave]

or pathetic... starting to sound more like it anyway. publicly post his myspace for hooliganism and profit?

[Particle Man]

publicly post his myspace for hooliganism and profit?

win.

simple and effective.

[Method]

or pathetic... starting to sound more like it anyway. publicly post his myspace for hooliganism and profit?
FTW - I agree.

Just for good measure: +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1

[2up]

I'm going with bored AND pathetic! I don't know what his motivation is, and don't really care. All I know is that I could see him still texting me if I was, you know RESPONDING!! Never have I been that bored (or pathetic) in my life.

I would post his myspace but if my daughter found out she'd be really mad at me. :) Plus I'd have to find him on her myspace, and that would actually take effort and time! :lol:

[JoJoYZF]

I'm going with bored AND pathetic! I don't know what his motivation is, and don't really care. All I know is that I could see him still texting me if I was, you know RESPONDING!! Never have I been that bored (or pathetic) in my life.

I would post his myspace but if my daughter found out she'd be really mad at me. :) Plus I'd have to find him on her myspace, and that would actually take effort and time! :lol:

New solution, start PMing people his cell phone number and Im sure we can get him leave you alone.

[FT BSTRD]

I'm going with bored AND pathetic! I don't know what his motivation is, and don't really care. All I know is that I could see him still texting me if I was, you know RESPONDING!! Never have I been that bored (or pathetic) in my life.

I would post his myspace but if my daughter found out she'd be really mad at me. :) Plus I'd have to find him on her myspace, and that would actually take effort and time! :lol:

Probably hanging out with his friends sitting around his phone talking about texting his brothers girlfriend's mom.

Too much porn, not enough reality.


I think he needs to hook up with a woman who can teach him things you should only learn in prison.

[ericr]

If you really want to fire him up, you could text him back and ask why he hasn't commented about the naked pics you texted to him. Say you guess he really isn't interested in a MILF so you're just letting it go! That'll get him fired up!

[azoomm]

If you really want to fire him up, you could text him back and ask why he hasn't commented about the naked pics you texted to him. Say you guess he really isn't interested in a MILF so you're just letting it go! That'll get him fired up!

Bravo!!

[FT BSTRD]

New solution, start PMing people his cell phone number and Im sure we can get him leave you alone.

Better yet, we could start sending him pictures of us.

[2up]

New solution, start PMing people his cell phone number and Im sure we can get him leave you alone.

You have NOOOOO idea how tempted I am to do this!! :lol: Lemme think about it for a minute!

If you really want to fire him up, you could text him back and ask why he hasn't commented about the naked pics you texted to him. Say you guess he really isn't interested in a MILF so you're just letting it go! That'll get him fired up!

And this too has allure, except the whole my daughter freaking the fuck out thing. And as Ft Bastard mentioned, he's probably hanging out with friends and really, it would suck if he decided to forward that text to all of my daughter's co-workers! "Hey Lauren, you're mom's not just a MILF, she's a SLUT!" Yeah, not so much! :lol:

[JoJoYZF]

Better yet, we could start sending him pictures of us.

That would probably do quiet him down.

You have NOOOOO idea how tempted I am to do this!! :lol: Lemme think about it for a minute!



And this too has allure, except the whole my daughter freaking the fuck out thing. And as Ft Bastard mentioned, he's probably hanging out with friends and really, it would suck if he decided to forward that text to all of my daughter's co-workers! "Hey Lauren, you're mom's not just a MILF, she's a SLUT!" Yeah, not so much! :lol:

Just send it to OSP and see what he comes up with.

[TommyHotWheel]

I have been fucking with the guys texting my fiancee's daughter, its so much fun. She got grounded, then flipped out, so I got the task of dealing with all of the kids texting and calling her. Needless to say...the boys dont text or call so much after they see the pictures of the cows giving birh...the "Kids I dropped off at the pool"(wink wink...nudge nudge)...the lung cancer...the syphllitic vagina...Its pure comedy for me.

[t-homo]

I have been fucking with the guys texting my fiancee's daughter, its so much fun. She got grounded, then flipped out, so I got the task of dealing with all of the kids texting and calling her. Needless to say...the boys dont text or call so much after they see the pictures of the cows giving birh...the "Kids I dropped off at the pool"(wink wink...nudge nudge)...the lung cancer...the syphllitic vagina...Its pure comedy for me.

Really? That's kinda bullshit. Just fuckin turn her phone off and respect her privacy.

[Ducati Diva]

Really? That's kinda bullshit. Just fuckin turn her phone off and respect her privacy.

Hell no!! We're parents we got to get our giggles somewhere!!! Kids put us through enough hell we're intitled to a ltl payback :dvrofl:

[TommyHotWheel]

I pay for it and she abused the priviledge. I gave her the rules and the consequences and she chose her path...now I(at her mothers request) am ridding My telephone of boys as old as 23 requesting nudes from her...she is 12 by the way. She asked for a phone to stay in touch with family and her father and this is what happened...guys from Virginia to California calling any time...not on my fucking phone. So..as its in my name...her Mother and I are having fun fucking with them.

[OneSickPsycho]

Hell no!! We're parents we got to get our giggles somewhere!!! Kids put us through enough hell we're intitled to a ltl payback :dvrofl:

Yep, that will do wonders for her social standing at a time in which your entire world revolves around the ability to fit in and be accepted.

[t-homo]

Hell no!! We're parents we got to get our giggles somewhere!!! Kids put us through enough hell we're intitled to a ltl payback :dvrofl:

At least embarrass us infront of us. Texting people using out phones is fucked up.

[t-homo]

Yep, that will do wonders for her social standing at a time in which your entire world revolves around the ability to fit in and be accepted.

idk if you were being a smartass by that or not, but it really is important to fit in where you want to. Ever heard of socially malfuctional people, self esteem issues, etc. Most stem from junior high to high school times.

[LOZ]

the answer to this thread is simple. judging from your avatar, you seem like a fuckable milf... :whistle:

[TommyHotWheel]

I can see this being broken down into 2 groups...1 is the "older" posters, those of us who remember getting the shit beat out of us in front of the school when Dad caught us skipping and group 2...the "you better not touch me or I will call Child Protective Services"... There was a time when if you did something stupid, you got punished...now there really is no such thing as a true punishment.

[t-homo]

I pay for it and she abused the priviledge. I gave her the rules and the consequences and she chose her path...now I(at her mothers request) am ridding My telephone of boys as old as 23 requesting nudes from her...she is 12 by the way. She asked for a phone to stay in touch with family and her father and this is what happened...guys from Virginia to California calling any time...not on my fucking phone. So..as its in my name...her Mother and I are having fun fucking with them.

that is different. It sounded like she got grounded from her phone as a general punishment for something unrelated to it. I'd call them back bitching them out asking how they got the number, tell them they are worthless disgusting pieces of shit, then figure out where they got her number and delete that. then i'd disconnect her number and get her a new one when she turns 15/16.

[OneSickPsycho]

idk if you were being a smartass by that or not, but it really is important to fit in where you want to. Ever heard of socially malfuctional people, self esteem issues, etc. Most stem from junior high to high school times.

It was a snide jab dripping with truth...

[Dave]

I have been fucking with the guys texting my fiancee's daughter, its so much fun. She got grounded, then flipped out, so I got the task of dealing with all of the kids texting and calling her. Needless to say...the boys dont text or call so much after they see the pictures of the cows giving birh...the "Kids I dropped off at the pool"(wink wink...nudge nudge)...the lung cancer...the syphllitic vagina...Its pure comedy for me.

I pay for it and she abused the priviledge. I gave her the rules and the consequences and she chose her path...now I(at her mothers request) am ridding My telephone of boys as old as 23 requesting nudes from her...she is 12 by the way. She asked for a phone to stay in touch with family and her father and this is what happened...guys from Virginia to California calling any time...not on my fucking phone. So..as its in my name...her Mother and I are having fun fucking with them.

shit, you've got every right dude. bravo. is it a gsm phone? personally after i had my fun id do a factory reset on it and wipe out all of her personal shit.

and t-rock high school is bullshit.

[t-homo]

I can see this being broken down into 2 groups...1 is the "older" posters, those of us who remember getting the shit beat out of us in front of the school when Dad caught us skipping and group 2...the "you better not touch me or I will call Child Protective Services"... There was a time when if you did something stupid, you got punished...now there really is no such thing as a true punishment.

maybe my parents just taught me how to act decently as a child and didn't need to punish me by stupid shit like taking my phone away.

[t-homo]

It was a snide jab dripping with truth...

that was my guess.

[TommyHotWheel]

that is different. It sounded like she got grounded from her phone as a general punishment for something unrelated to it. I'd call them back bitching them out asking how they got the number, tell them they are worthless disgusting pieces of shit, then figure out where they got her number and delete that. then i'd disconnect her number and get her a new one when she turns 15/16.
Oh yeah...and we are having a little fun as we go.:rockout:

[t-homo]

and t-rock high school is bullshit.

there are probably 10 people on my floor in my dorm at a large unversity who are so socially awkward that if they don't become more socially literate or get a 4.0 gpa they will never get a respectable job.

[Ducati Diva]

At least embarrass us infront of us. Texting people using out phones is fucked up.

My daughter lost her phone and by the next morning when she hit school all texting stopped. They still get access via friends. I do or say nothing to or about her behind her back. I want to see her face when I embarrass her :lol:
but I agree with Tommy I pay for her phone it's a privalge not a nessecity and I'll do whatever I please with the phone. If she abuses it she looses it and if someone I deam not "good" for her texts or calls your damn tooting I'm going to run him off and prob have fun doing it!

[OneSickPsycho]

I can see this being broken down into 2 groups...1 is the "older" posters, those of us who remember getting the shit beat out of us in front of the school when Dad caught us skipping and group 2...the "you better not touch me or I will call Child Protective Services"... There was a time when if you did something stupid, you got punished...now there really is no such thing as a true punishment.

I got my ass beat on a regular basis and I totally deserved it...

I see it falling into two groups as well...

Those who remember how retarded and shitty kids are at that age... and those who don't.

It's one thing to punish your child... It's another thing to intentionally embarass them for your own self-gratification. Makes me wonder who the adult is in this situation.

[Dave]

so what? i never fit in in hs and i seem to be the only one who did jack shit with his life.

[TommyHotWheel]

maybe my parents just taught me how to act decently as a child and didn't need to punish me by stupid shit like taking my phone away.
She was not wanted by her dad...yada yada..Felt like she could do anything since he didnt "Want" her and didnt watch or treat her like he should have...yada yada...Mom worked... tried to act 20 not 12, thought she could do anything she wanted...same shit as is going on in a lot of fucked up broken families these days. She was treated like a princess and was never punished, till I said fuck that, she is a little kid and if she lives in my house under my rules she gets treated like I did when I was an idiot(I was really bad when I was a kid) and she gets the same treatment my kids do. I love her to death, but I dont put up with her shit and I already told her, if she doesnt like my rules...go live with her dad. She stays with us because she knows we will love her and treat her right and teach her the right ways and that the wrong ways bear consequences.

[TommyHotWheel]

I got my ass beat on a regular basis and I totally deserved it...

I see it falling into two groups as well...

Those who remember how retarded and shitty kids are at that age... and those who don't.

It's one thing to punish your child... It's another thing to intentionally embarass them for your own self-gratification. Makes me wonder who the adult is in this situation.


Just because you have fun doing something...doesnt mean thats the only reason for doing it. I dont see how a 23 year old guy in California seeing my fuzzy nutsack is gonna affect a 12 year old girl in Virginia. If these are the kids she is hanging around with, why would we not take measures to protect her from doing something even more embarrassing herself or something that could get her in more trouble or even lead down the path of an unwanted pregnancy or rape?

[2up]

Holy crap!!

Tommy, 23 year olds asking for nude pics of a 12 year old? I wouldn't be sending them pics of floaters, I be would passing their text messages on to the cops. I am not even kind of joking about that. And then I'd be grounding my kid for about the next 12 years, because you don't get that kind of text out of the blue, and also taking her to some hardcore therapy to find out what the fuck is up. All bullshit aside, that is NOT normal rebellious pre-teen stuff you have going on. I'm not saying she's a bad girl, I am saying she is screaming for attention. And she's getting it from very scary people. Feel free to tell me to fuck off but dude, as a mom and as someone who is too aware of how many sexual predators there are in the world, I can't keep my mouth shut about this.

On a lighter note, Moira, why don't you tell everyone how you punished your little angel when she abused her cell phone privelages. :citadel (don't care if it doesn't work here you know what it looks like!)

[LOZ]

I thought this thread was about some guy hitting on 2up? :idk::whistle:

[TommyHotWheel]

Holy crap!!

Tommy, 23 year olds asking for nude pics of a 12 year old? I wouldn't be sending them pics of floaters, I be would passing their text messages on to the cops. I am not even kind of joking about that. And then I'd be grounding my kid for about the next 12 years, because you don't get that kind of text out of the blue, and also taking her to some hardcore therapy to find out what the fuck is up. All bullshit aside, that is NOT normal rebellious pre-teen stuff you have going on. I'm not saying she's a bad girl, I am saying she is screaming for attention. And she's getting it from very scary people. Feel free to tell me to fuck off but dude, as a mom and as someone who is too aware of how many sexual predators there are in the world, I can't keep my mouth shut about this.

On a lighter note, Moira, why don't you tell everyone how you punished your little angel when she abused her cell phone privelages. :citadel (don't care if it doesn't work here you know what it looks like!)

I know...the phone, internet and anything else wher she gets these assholes from are gone. She is in therapy and we are spending as much time together as possible doing family type things. The guy got the hint so I really didnt push it, like a lot of girls doing this, she said she was older.

I thought this thread was about some guy hitting on 2up? :idk::whistle:

Yeah...back to the pretty lady!:drool:

[2up]

I thought this thread was about some guy hitting on 2up? :idk::whistle:

You are too funny!!

And Tommy, if some douche knocker is dumb enough to believe that a 12 year old is 18, he still needs to be reported to the cops just for being stupid. I looked older than my age and had big boobs at 14, but at 12, no way I could have passed for 18. Plus, are you SURE she told him she was older? Or did he just say that. Watch To Catch a Predator, they ALL say that. And how did they get the number? Where did they "meet?" Sorry. I hate nasty pedophile guys!

[TommyHotWheel]

Her mother found the emails...we still have everything if it comes to light again. She had her cousins pictures and was acting like her, the cousin is 19. She sent all of the cousin and none of her. The local boys were just being boys, so we went a bit easier on them. Now all the computers are passworded and have keystroke software, all calls are monitored( she only gets to use the hard line and even that is going away) and if any call is made or if it rings to the phone, we can monitor or disconnect. She is on a very short leash.

[LOZ]

Her mother found the emails...we still have everything if it comes to light again. She had her cousins pictures and was acting like her, the cousin is 19. She sent all of the cousin and none of her. The local boys were just being boys, so we went a bit easier on them. Now all the computers are passworded and have keystroke software, all calls are monitored( she only gets to use the hard line and even that is going away) and if any call is made or if it rings to the phone, we can monitor or disconnect. She is on a very short leash.

I have two cousins who got into similar situations, and as much as the parents tried to keep them away, they turned out to be a couple of whores anyway... so good luck with that.

[fnfalman]

So, 2up, did you tell this young guy that you have zero interest in him and that you're trying to fix your marriage?

Or are you just being silent and giving the guy false hope? He's young so he doesn't know any better. So if you're 100% not interested then you should at least tell him about it.

[Dave]

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/2/1/6/02165.png

[2up]

So, 2up, did you tell this young guy that you have zero interest in him and that you're trying to fix your marriage?

Or are you just being silent and giving the guy false hope? He's young so he doesn't know any better. So if you're 100% not interested then you should at least tell him about it.

Silence is false hope? How the hell does that work? "She's ignoring me so it COULD mean she actually likes me." What? :lol: Sorry, that's just too funny. And yes, it has been made implicitly clear that I'm not interested.

[rogue]

Considering my own experiences, one I found another female for him to be interested in (he was 19 and was pretty easy to do: I hooked him up with one of my daughter's friends :lol: ) and the other (25) I eventually had to be mean. In my defense, he was acting like a total asshole. Now the one I was mean to is hitting me up on myspace again....a year later. :rolleyes:

At his age, I think it's a combination of being a typical horny guy and the MILF fantasy. It seems EVERY younger guy wants an older woman so he can brag about it later.

And...it could be the whole mother/daughter fantasy thing too. :idk:

[MILK]

Silence is false hope? How the hell does that work? "She's ignoring me so it COULD mean she actually likes me." What? :lol: Sorry, that's just too funny. And yes, it has been made implicitly clear that I'm not interested.

Is that kind of the same thing as when little boys are mean to the girls they like? You know, punching them and stuff when they're kids? :lmao:

[fnfalman]

Silence is false hope? How the hell does that work? "She's ignoring me so it COULD mean she actually likes me." What? :lol: Sorry, that's just too funny. And yes, it has been made implicitly clear that I'm not interested.

Well, you didn't say "no".

When dealing with men you have to be EXPLICIT and not IMPLICIT. We don't read minds very well, especially when we have erections.

[Papa_Complex]

Well, you didn't say "no".

When dealing with men you have to be EXPLICIT and not IMPLICIT. We don't read minds very well, especially when we have erections.

I tend to agree. Especially with young men "yes" means "yes", "no" means "no" (or sometimes "try harder"), and silence means maybe, but ask a different way.

Even when we're older, we men are literal and task-based creatures. Never assume that we know what you haven't told us, for that way lies bitching, moaning, and much, much pain.... usually for us.

[2up]

If he doesn't know that I don't want to communicate with him then he is deaf, dumb and blind. I have been VERY clear. And he stopped texting last night and I've not gotten any texts today so I can only hope that means he's not a special kind of stupid. ;)

[Captain Morgan]

you women are evil:lol:

You're just now figuring this out?

New solution, start PMing people his cell phone number and Im sure we can get him leave you alone.

Yep, I can drum up some pics that will scare him.

If you really want to fire him up, you could text him back and ask why he hasn't commented about the naked pics you texted to him. Say you guess he really isn't interested in a MILF so you're just letting it go! That'll get him fired up!

Nope, that will just get him to text her even more.

Better yet, we could start sending him pictures of us.

Yep, he might like to see a bunch of dicks. :lol:

So, 2up, did you tell this young guy that you have zero interest in him and that you're trying to fix your marriage?

Or are you just being silent and giving the guy false hope? He's young so he doesn't know any better. So if you're 100% not interested then you should at least tell him about it.

Silence is false hope? How the hell does that work? "She's ignoring me so it COULD mean she actually likes me." What? :lol: Sorry, that's just too funny. And yes, it has been made implicitly clear that I'm not interested.

Well, you didn't say "no".

When dealing with men you have to be EXPLICIT and not IMPLICIT. We don't read minds very well, especially when we have erections.

I tend to agree. Especially with young men "yes" means "yes", "no" means "no" (or sometimes "try harder"), and silence means maybe, but ask a different way.

Even when we're older, we men are literal and task-based creatures. Never assume that we know what you haven't told us, for that way lies bitching, moaning, and much, much pain.... usually for us.


Agreed with all of the above. I hope that my daughter will fully understand this when she grows up. I have told many women the same thing. Too many men don't take "no" to truly mean NO. A timid "no" means, "I'm not really convinced, but if you keep trying, you'll convince me." A solid, "Look fucker, I said no and I fucking mean no. If you try again, I'll assume you're trying to rape me and I'll take appropriate action. Do you understand that any better??" This is obviously used when a guy is getting too frisky and the girl doesn't want it. Should it be this way? Absolutely not, but unfortunately, like Pavlov's dog, we've been conditioned that no typically does not mean truly mean no.

So if he texts you again, I'd send him a message being 100% clear that you want nothing to do with him and that if he contacts you again, you'll have your husband make a pesonal visit to his house. And do NOT be nice by saying, "I really appreciate that you think I'm hot, but..." cause that will only make him try harder. You'll have to say, "Look, I'm absolutely not intersted in you in any way, shape, or form. I want you to stop contacting me. End of story. Don't even reply to this message because I don't want to hear anything from you AT ALL!!!"

[Avatard]

But, but, EEEEWWWWWW!!!! :lol: Must be the lack of testosterone in me that makes it impossible for me to understand!

Go out with the l'il squirt. He'll pump plenty of testosterone intaya.

Besides, you're only as young as the one you feel.

Go for it, honey. Get your groove back. Ride that young buck, and make him gasp for air. You'll spoil him for at least another decade.

Now, growl like cougar.

Life is short. Ride hard.

:rockwoot:

[fnfalman]

If he doesn't know that I don't want to communicate with him then he is deaf, dumb and blind. I have been VERY clear. And he stopped texting last night and I've not gotten any texts today so I can only hope that means he's not a special kind of stupid. ;)

Just remember this thread the next time you wonder about when was the last time a man paid you attention.

You had your chance at some young poon and you blew it.

[2up]

Just remember this thread the next time you wonder about when was the last time a man paid you attention.

You had your chance at some young poon and you blew it.

Dude, seriously, your reading comprehension sucks.

A. I am still married and we are not dating/doing other people.

B. My daughter is dating his twin and that just doesn't work for me.

C. Cock, young, old, or in between, is NOT difficult to get so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance. :idk:

[speedylocksmith]

Dude, seriously, your reading comprehension sucks.

A. I am still married and we are not dating/doing other people.

B. My daughter is dating his twin and that just doesn't work for me.

C. Cock, young, old, or in between, is NOT difficult to get so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance. :idk:sooooooo....................does the kid still have a chance? :whistle: :lmao:

[Dave]

i say 99.958 no lol

[speedylocksmith]

i say 99.958 no loldon't be a pessimist. That means there's a .042% chance for him :lmao:

[Dave]

im not a pessimist, im a misanthropist. i think hes a pathetic sniveling pile of shit who doesnt deserve to get any :lol:

[JoshuaTree]

... so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance. :idk:

:yes: <Rest of post redacted in the interests of not being overly silly> :D

[fnfalman]

C. Cock, young, old, or in between, is NOT difficult to get so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance. :idk:

That's true. All a woman has to do is spread her legs and somebody'll hit it.

[2up]

That's true. All a woman has to do is spread her legs and somebody'll hit it.



Exactly. But since I'm not the just spread my legs for random guys kind of girl, it doesn't matter. I was simply responding to your advice to me to not whine about missing out on the "opportunity" at some point down the road. ;) Dig? Cool.

[Mr Lefty]

so... ya gonna hit it?

[2up]

so... ya gonna hit it?


I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.













Dumb ass. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

thought so

[FT BSTRD]

I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.


You could just wait 20 or 30 years until he can't see his limp noodle and is begging for viagra.

[azoomm]

I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.


Dumb ass. :lol:


:rofl:

[OneSickPsycho]

Dude, seriously, your reading comprehension sucks.

A. I am still married and we are not dating/doing other people.

B. My daughter is dating his twin and that just doesn't work for me.

C. Cock, young, old, or in between, is NOT difficult to get so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance. :idk:

Dude, seriously... you're taking our posts too fucking serious.

STFU and show us your uterus.

[askmrjesus]

I'm trying like hell to work out how to insert "fuck his sister" into this thread.

JC

[Avatard]

Dude, seriously... you're taking our posts too fucking serious.

STFU and show us your uterus.

http://poopnugget.com/files/spit.gif

[2up]

Dude, seriously... you're taking our posts too fucking serious.

STFU and show us your uterus.

OK, I give. It's not a really good quality picture, but, it's the only one I have....

[Dave]

2up is officially my new favorite person on fix

[OneSickPsycho]

OK, I give. It's not a really good quality picture, but, it's the only one I have....

That cervix looks a little abused and beat up... just how I like it.

[Porkchop]

maybe my parents just taught me how to act decently as a child and didn't need to punish me by stupid shit like taking my phone away.

For sure T-rock... Instead of being punished as a child, I was taught how to act as a human being. I think my parents and myself had a "common understanding" on how things might end up if i fucked up. And that common understanding was always in the back of my mind as I made decisions thru my youth and teen years.

And Tommy, if some douche knocker is dumb enough to believe that a 12 year old is 18, he still needs to be reported to the cops just for being stupid. I looked older than my age and had big boobs at 14, but at 12, no way I could have passed for 18. Plus, are you SURE she told him she was older? Or did he just say that. Watch To Catch a Predator, they ALL say that. And how did they get the number? Where did they "meet?" Sorry. I hate nasty pedophile guys!

Its true, it happens all the time. First of all, to get attention young girls post either photos of other people, or photos that make themselves look older. Social networking sites like Myspace offer unlimited chances for these girls to find attention, and these whackos to go looking for them. But it is true, girls are looking more and more mature than past generations. 10 looks like 12, 12 like 14, 14 like 16 and so on. But no way a 12 passed as 18 without fake pics. But my friend who is 21 was at a party on campus and hit it off with this girl all night, drinking and such, being told she was and 18 yr old freshman. Word somehow got passed on to him late that night that the girl was ONLY 16!!! I'm very glad he found out, because knowing him, I dont know where they would have ended up. I'm sorry, I know these girls are naieve, but they are as much as predators as the guys who search it out.

I'm trying like hell to work out how to insert "fuck his sister" into this thread.

Thats great JC... but if she wont fuck the twin boy, then she sure as hell wont have fun with the sister.. IF they have one!

But OHHHH would that be the ultimate slam into the young guys face, if you messed around with his sister but not him!!! :drool:

[askmrjesus]

OK, I give. It's not a really good quality picture, but, it's the only one I have....

What the fuck is that thing?

It looks like a Mr. Potato Head that belonged to Freddie Kruger.

JC

[OneSickPsycho]

What the fuck is that thing?

It looks like a Mr. Potato Head that belonged to Freddie Kruger.

JC

A baby-maker.

[Dave]

are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?

[OneSickPsycho]

are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?

Yes, often just before the phrase, "dinner's ready!"

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.

[askmrjesus]

are you familiar with the term, hysterectomy?

I'm familiar with the term, "Get that nasty fucking thing off my table".

JC

[Dave]

Yes, often just before the phrase, "dinner's ready!"

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.

omg, since its you posting this i got this vision of you stuffing it with the girl's heart lungs and liver to make some kind of bizarre cannibal haggis :eek:

[askmrjesus]

A lot of you fucks would eat a vagina... fuck you guys, I'd eat the whole uterus. Amatuers.

It's been a few years since I read "The Joy of Sex", but I don't think you're doing it right.

Hang on, let's see....candles, candy, cunnilingus....nope, you're definitely not doing it right.

JC

[2up]

2up is officially my new favorite person on fix

Thanks!

And it is a picture of a uterus. Not MY uterus, so, forgive me for being misleading! :lol: Mine is still where it belongs. ;)

ETA: LMAO as usual at AMJ!

[Dave]

Thanks!

And it is a picture of a uterus. Not MY uterus, so, forgive me for being misleading! :lol: Mine is still where it belongs. ;)

ETA: LMAO as usual at AMJ!

you're welcome and thank goodness lol

[Sixxxxer]

I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.













=

God You Turn Me on when you talk like that :drool:

[Particle Man]

this thread is going some funny places :lol:

[Avatard]

Simply because men are such silly freaks.

[Avatard]

...But to be fair, women are crazy fucks, and the crazier, the better (the fuck, that is).

So it all works out.

[FJRChick]

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim.

COMPLETE BS!!! There are plenty of men your age that aren't looking to jump into it with younger women. AND there are plenty of young men wanting to 'hook' up because of the whole cougar thing. Take your time and do what YOU think is right.

[HurricaneHeather]

What the fuck is that thing?

It looks like a Mr. Potato Head that belonged to Freddie Kruger.

JC

:rf:

I can't stop laughing on this one.

I'm crying right now...

[speedylocksmith]

...But to be fair, women are crazy fucks, and the crazier, the better (the fuck, that is).

So it all works out.not all the time

[Particle Man]

not all the time

yeah, they have to sleep sometime...

[HurricaneHeather]

yeah, they have to sleep sometime...

Pfffft....I'm just as crazy in my sleep :shrug:

[FJRChick]

You're just now figuring this out?
A solid, "Look fucker, I said no and I fucking mean no. If you try again, I'll assume you're trying to rape me and I'll take appropriate action.

And then you're just a man-hating lesbian

[HurricaneHeather]

And then you're just a man-hating lesbian

:rofl:

We can't win, can we?

[fnfalman]

COMPLETE BS!!! There are plenty of men your age that aren't looking to jump into it with younger women.

Those men are LYING to you.

[speedylocksmith]

Those men are LYING to you.:lol

[Ninjakel]

How the fuck did I miss this thread? :lol:

[xx CURVE xx]

How the fuck did I miss this thread? :lol:

no shit..me to :lol:

[fnfalman]

:lol

It's very simple. We men like to score even when we're too old and can't get it up any more (thank God for Viagra and the likes).

We like to score with any chick that would say yes, eight to eighty, blind, crippled and crazy.

HOWEVER, we do have our druthers. When we're young, we would prefer older babes and when we're old we prefer younger babes.

BUT in the end, we'd hit it with anything that moves, walks or crawls.

And yes, we LIE out of our asses in order to score. Whenever I bust the move on a prospective chick, it goes something like this:

1) Older chicks - "yeah, I know what you mean, I can't stand the shrillings of the younger girls. I prefer a woman who is mature like yourself, who's not afraid of life, who knows what she wants in a man and has a mind of her own."

2) Younger chicks - "Other guys wanted the older women? Let them. I prefer to be with you. You with all your vitality, your vivacity, your vigors...your zest for life. You invigorate me with your free spirit. The older women have let life beatened them down and become too guarded. The windows to their souls are sealed shut."

Get it?

[FT BSTRD]

The item in question, sex, has uneven value between men and women.


Men spend their entire lives trying to secure a free, open, and consistent source of "tang". We are willing to live places we hate, see movies we hate, eat food we hate, stop seeing friends we love, wear stupid clothes that no heterosexual man should be caught dead in, work endless hours at a job we loathe, and spend money we don't have just to try to secure this resource. It's like gold.

Women on the other hand know that unless they are deformed, morbidly obease, oozing pus, or have a head like a catcher's mit they can get sex just about anywhere at any time. Ultimately, then, sex becomes a worthless comodity to women (unless they are horny).


The fastest way to turn a man into a bitter, hateful fucker is to cut him off for months/years on end.

The fastest way to turn a woman into a bitter, hateful fucker is to treat her like a hole in the mattress.



The only person who knows with 100% certainty if you are getting "lucky" tonight is the woman.

[JARVIS518]

sounds like a good time

[OneSickPsycho]

Those men are LYING to you.

Absofuckinglutely... I've never.... NEVER seen ANY guy look at a younger girl and go, "fuck that shit, she's too perky and taut... I need me a bitch that's more weathered."

[Papa_Complex]

Absofuckinglutely... I've never.... NEVER seen ANY guy look at a younger girl and go, "fuck that shit, she's too perky and taut... I need me a bitch that's more weathered."

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

[Mr Lefty]

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

huh? Three times one more time? fuck those fuck'n fucks

[OneSickPsycho]

Maybe he was talking about "like"... Like your penis is pathetically... like small... like you really think you're going to like... like make me feel anything...

[Captain Morgan]

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

huh? Three times one more time? fuck those fuck'n fucks


I think he left out the word he was talking about. I'm guessing the word is "like."

[FT BSTRD]

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.


At some point in time, between erections, you are going to want to have a conversation and a sandwich.

The 22 year old is probably only capable of the sandwich.

[Ducati Diva]

:rofl: you guys are to much. :rofl:

[fnfalman]

At some point in time, between erections, you are going to want to have a conversation and a sandwich.

The 22 year old is probably only capable of the sandwich.
I don't have any problem with having a conversation with a 22-years-old chick. They usually don't bitch about how their ex was this and how their ex was that and how all men are shits.

[2up]

fnfalman, you make me laugh. Really, you do. You actually used the phrase "bust the moves." Dude, the Fresh Prince called; he wants his lines back!!

[fnfalman]

fnfalman, you make me laugh. Really, you do. You actually used the phrase "bust the moves." Dude, the Fresh Prince called; he wants his lines back!!

When you're fat and ugly like me, you gotta have good humor and a large wallet to score with the honeys.

[FT BSTRD]

I don't have any problem with having a conversation with a 22-years-old chick. They usually don't bitch about how their ex was this and how their ex was that and how all men are shits.


Yeah, but they ask why the hair is all on your back and not on your head and ask annoying shit like who is Molly Hatchet and how does she know Jethro Tull.

[fnfalman]

Yeah, but they ask why the hair is all on your back and not on your head and ask annoying shit like who is Molly Hatchet and how does she know Jethro Tull.

That's when you pop some more Viagra and stuff your dick in their mouths.

[FT BSTRD]

That's when you pop some more Viagra and stuff your dick in their mouths.



Umm...:rofl:

[neebelung]

Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode."

The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me. :whistle: But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak.

Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace.

OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks? :lol:

WOW. Just wow!!!!!!!

Someone pass the popcorn please!

[JoshuaTree]

... The only person who knows with 100% certainty if you are getting "lucky" tonight is the woman.

I will say with a certainty that the above "... ain't necessarily so..." - at least in my experiences with one specific woman. :D

[FT BSTRD]

I will say with a certainty that the above "... ain't necessarily so..." - at least in my experiences with one specific woman. :D

Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.

[Dave]

Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.

i reserve the right to have a headache!

[Dova80]

to much talking not enough pictures... I want to see the large version of the avatar. I think I see a unicorn in the background, I just want to make sure its not there.

[rogue]

The more I read the responses from the males in this thread, the less I'm apt to actually want anything to do with them. :lol:

[fnfalman]

The more I read the responses from the males in this thread, the less I'm apt to actually want anything to do with them. :lol:

Just use us like live dildos and then leave us alone.

[Trip]

Someone catch me up, did the twins score with the mom and daughter :lol:

This thread is full of win.

[FT BSTRD]

i reserve the right to have a headache!


What are you talking about? You'd dry hump a light post WITHOUT a head!

[Sixxxxer]

What are you talking about? You'd dry hump a light post WITHOUT a head!

You should see him when He's riding his Bike...Poor thing Gets dry humped Mid Ride!

[2up]

to much talking not enough pictures... I want to see the large version of the avatar. I think I see a unicorn in the background, I just want to make sure its not there.

Um, Chet, aren't we still friends on myspace? 'cause if we are, you must not have been paying attention for a really long time!! :p

Someone catch me up, did the twins score with the mom and daughter :lol:

This thread is full of win.

Yeah, no, the twin hasn't scored with me. Neither of them have. :lol: And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out. :shrug: :lol:

[Captain Morgan]

And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out. :shrug: :lol:


:lol: Dumb and Dumber comes to mind... What are the chances of us getting together, 1 in 1,000?

Uh, more like 1 in a million.

So you're saying there's a chance!!

[fnfalman]

And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out. :shrug: :lol:

It doesn't cost him anything to hope.

BTW, can I date your other daughter?

[JoshuaTree]

Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.

She never, ever had a headache. ;)

And you must be right - no one can be that good. ;) To prove it, we'll let one of our forum women take me for a 'test drive' and render her expert opinion. Any volunteers* ladies? :D















* Offer of a 'test drive' contingent on the woman actually being a woman - sorry no males, hermaphrodites, transgenders (pre or post op), or similarly 'equipped'. Not valid in any state that prohibits cunnilingus, fellatio, and the host of other fun polysyllabic worded acts that a mutually consenting heterosexual couple might engage in. No cash value, unless performed in Rhode Island or Nevada (as permitted by local or county ordinance) - in which case industry standard rates will be charged to the 'test driver'. redflip

[HurricaneHeather]

* Offer of a 'test drive' contingent on the woman actually being a woman - sorry no males, hermaphrodites, transgenders (pre or post op), or similarly 'equipped'. Not valid in any state that prohibits cunnilingus, fellatio, and the host of other fun polysyllabic worded acts that a mutually consenting heterosexual couple might engage in. No cash value, unless performed in Rhode Island or Nevada (as permitted by local or county ordinance) - in which case industry standard rates will be charged to the 'test driver'. redflip

:rofl:

[2up]

It doesn't cost him anything to hope.

BTW, can I date your other daughter?

Um, thinking about all of your contributions to this thread, and, I'm gonna have to go with, no. K thanks. ;)

[Dova80]

Um, Chet, aren't we still friends on myspace? 'cause if we are, you must not have been paying attention for a really long time!! :p



Yeah, no, the twin hasn't scored with me. Neither of them have. :lol: And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out. :shrug: :lol:



Um no dear I think you deleted me on myspace... :)

[fnfalman]

Um, thinking about all of your contributions to this thread, and, I'm gonna have to go with, no. K thanks. ;)

Damn!!!

[2up]

Um no dear I think you deleted me on myspace... :)

No way. I would never have done that? checking now....

Yep, you're still there "The Chet." Have we forgotten my user name on myspace?? Hhmmmm???

[Smittie61984]

Though I couldn't "date" an older woman with a major age gap (I'm 24) thinking that it may turn into a "Relationship". I do enjoy hanging out with older women. Much less drama and they also shag like crazy. But hell going to bars, clubs, or whatever involves so little drama it's freaking awesome.

I just wish I fooled around with more older women when I was 16-18 and could bang for hours on end with no rest and when done go run a marathon. Now when I'm done with my 2.1minutes of thunder I just want a sandwich and a nap.

By the way get your daughters to join TWFix and they can put pics of themselves up!!! Also tell them to move to Atlanta too.

[Particle Man]

Also tell them to move to Atlanta too.

but tell them to take their time because they'll be stuck in traffic once they get there.

[Dova80]

No way. I would never have done that? checking now....

Yep, you're still there "The Chet." Have we forgotten my user name on myspace?? Hhmmmm???

Picture guy here, you change your picture and I have no idea who you are..lol Thats why the picture looks NOTHING like you... I am just a dumbass thats all.

[Smittie61984]

but tell them to take their time because they'll be stuck in traffic once they get there.

But when stuck in traffic it leaves time for Rushhour nookie!!! Regardless of wether you can make it into the HOV lane or not.