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AquaPython
12-10-2008, 03:54 PM
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"


One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.


Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.


She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."

HurricaneHeather
12-10-2008, 04:01 PM
Aaaaaaand.....vomit.

marko138
12-10-2008, 04:02 PM
Gross.

Katherine
12-10-2008, 04:02 PM
I officially hate you, AquaPython. Gross.

Rider
12-10-2008, 04:06 PM
:panic:

Particle Man
12-10-2008, 04:07 PM
oh noooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr Lefty
12-10-2008, 04:08 PM
:rofl:

speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 04:43 PM
Makes you think twice about eating the stuffing at Thanksgiving :diitb: :lmao:

Ducati Diva
12-10-2008, 04:43 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Particle Man
12-10-2008, 05:11 PM
Makes you think twice about eating the stuffing at Thanksgiving :diitb: :lmao:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit...

speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 05:16 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit...
It's ok, i came a little :idk::welcome:

HurricaneHeather
12-10-2008, 05:17 PM
It's ok, i came a little :idk::welcome:

Did you jizz in your pants?

speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 05:18 PM
Did you jizz in your pants?nah, on the keyboard. I ordered a new one with Kel :lmao:

was92v
12-10-2008, 11:15 PM
Hum, I heard that joke in 1971, whoda thunk I would hear it again 38 years later! Sombitch has a half life like nuclear waste. Sick, but still funny..