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Kell and I had a really bad fight this evening. I think it went a little too far. She grabbed one of my knives and came after me. I did the best I could to defend myself, but suffered some minor damage.
6 stitches later and I'm really sore.
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 08:18 PM
Wtf
Hondahugger
12-10-2008, 08:26 PM
HOLY SHIT!! And I thought I was psycho!!!
Corey
12-10-2008, 08:28 PM
Fucking shit Leon, glad it's just a semi minor wound. That's a little too nuts for me. Glad I'm single. :lol:
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 08:29 PM
Fucking shit Leon, glad it's just a semi minor wound. That's a little too nuts for me. Glad I'm single. :lol:get out before they grab a knife :lmao:
the chi
12-10-2008, 08:29 PM
so, what really happened? Thats one rough looking gash!
Captain Morgan
12-10-2008, 08:30 PM
I hope you're joking about getting in a fight THAT bad. Plus, it's on your leg, so I suspect there was some other cause. :idk:
Corey
12-10-2008, 08:31 PM
get out before they grab a knife :lmao:
No shit, right? Or bring a gun. You know what they say about knife's at a gun fight. Something something something blammo.
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 08:32 PM
No shit, right? Or bring a gun. You know what they say about knife's at a gun fight. Something something something blammo.I've dealt with some psychos but no weapons involved.......yet :lmao:
the chi
12-10-2008, 08:34 PM
I've dealt with some psychos but no weapons involved.......yet :lmao:
dont mess with the wrong women...you'll be safe i'm sure...gotta watch the quiet sweet ones, we'll mess ya up!
Seriously, L, what happened?
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 08:34 PM
dont mess with the wrong women...you'll be safe i'm sure...gotta watch the quiet sweet ones, we'll mess ya up!
trust me, i've learned that!!!
Ok, I'll come clean. It had nothing to do with Kell. That was just a joke.
I was working on a buddies bike. Made a bunch of decals for him and was putting them on his lower. Had a brand new Exacto knife in my pocket. Some how it went through my pocket, and into my leg and I was crawling around on the ground.
Dr. said it was a really clean cut. About 4 inches long 1/2 inch deep.
I'm quite sore right now.
Captain Morgan
12-10-2008, 08:37 PM
Ok, I'll come clean. It had nothing to do with Kell. That was just a joke.
I was working on a buddies bike. Made a bunch of decals for him and was putting them on his lower. Had a brand new Exacto knife in my pocket. Some how it went through my pocket, and into my leg and I was crawling around on the ground.
Dr. said it was a really clean cut. About 4 inches long 1/2 inch deep.
I'm quite sore right now.
I imagine. I knew a guy who was using a Stanley knife to trim a shower surround. The knife slipped and almost cut his thumb off.
the chi
12-10-2008, 08:42 PM
oh CRAP!! That makes me sting just thinking about it!! Sorry to hear that, at least its clean and it wasnt rusty! Hope ya heal up quick!
Sixxxxer
12-10-2008, 08:43 PM
Damn Son...Shit is Nasty
At least it was right in the meat of your Leg...not anywhere tender or a PITA like a crease between your hand or in between your fingers...
Corey
12-10-2008, 08:44 PM
Damn Son...Shit is Nasty
At least it was right in the meat of your Leg...not anywhere tender or a PITA like a crease between your hand or in between your fingers...
Or your chode.
Ducati Diva
12-10-2008, 08:44 PM
Hope you feel better soon!!!!
Tell Kel to put on the nurse uniform. That should make you forget the pain for a ltl while.
Sixxxxer
12-10-2008, 08:45 PM
Or your chode.
yeah that would suck for Kel!! :zowned:
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 08:45 PM
Hope you feel better soon!!!!
Tell Kel to put on the nurse uniform. That should make you forget the pain for a ltl while.i told him on the phone that she owes him a b/j :lmao:
Sixxxxer
12-10-2008, 08:49 PM
i told him on the phone that she owes him a b/j :lmao:
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/otepluv87/insomnie_46d78a5a06c00.jpg
spierce
12-10-2008, 08:49 PM
glad u lived through it buddy! i was really worried... about my shit getting done... naw just kidding but seriously... were is my shit... HAHA And this better not effect ur v-ball game we got a rep to keep. This can not effect out street cred, or maybe it will help...I am going to go cut myself when i get off work tonight. maybe the other leg, yeah that shit is going to be dope! And i don't want to hear any excuses i don't care if you cant walk u will play and we will win!
Do it Sam, that will be gangsta! We'll be kicking ass next tuesday
azoomm
12-10-2008, 09:11 PM
Holy Crap!!! Heal well, quickly and completely....
AquaPython
12-10-2008, 09:13 PM
nice gash. hopefully you heal up soon!
I owe Jasmine a huge thanks. She got the Dr she works with to see me right away. She shaved my leg and help with the stitches. :rockout:
ericr
12-10-2008, 09:24 PM
Did you take your keyboard back Leon????? :lol:
Glad it wasn't worse than that or turned the other way!
smooth move, slick.
heal up quick
I'm throwing a bunch of stuff on our ipods, then the laptop goes back to Kell. I'm bidding on a parts laptop so I can fix hers. The keyboard I ordered was the wrong one.
Adeptus_Minor
12-10-2008, 09:42 PM
Ok, I'll come clean. It had nothing to do with Kell. That was just a joke.
I was going to say, if she really loved you, she would have done it with a spoon. :lol:
Heal up quick, bud.
askmrjesus
12-10-2008, 09:54 PM
Had a brand new Exacto knife in my pocket. Some how it went through my pocket, and into my leg and I was crawling around on the ground.
Note to self; Don't take Leon or Plaxico to a strip club.
The keyboard I ordered was the wrong one.
The truth comes out...
JC
Flexin
12-10-2008, 09:58 PM
Thats just a scratch. Rub some dirt in it and get the bike finished.
I know those knifes can make some cuts. I was cutting rope with on at work years ago. Iw as working at Costco. It slipped. So I put it back on and cut it again. As I'm tying the rope I noticed blood on the floor. I looked at my hand and I had a half in slice in my hand. I didn't even feel it. I turned my hand away from my manager and finished what I was doing so I didn't have to fill out a report. Healed up nice.
I say you milk it and have Kel wait on your hand and foot till your big game.
James
Hondahugger
12-10-2008, 10:37 PM
I'm throwing a bunch of stuff on our ipods, then the laptop goes back to Kell. I'm bidding on a parts laptop so I can fix hers. The keyboard I ordered was the wrong one.so there's the truth! Leon ordered the wrong keyboard and Kel got pissed cause she can post whore as much!:lol:
neebelung
12-10-2008, 10:39 PM
Ok, I'll come clean. It had nothing to do with Kell. That was just a joke.
I was working on a buddies bike. Made a bunch of decals for him and was putting them on his lower. Had a brand new Exacto knife in my pocket. Some how it went through my pocket, and into my leg and I was crawling around on the ground.
Dr. said it was a really clean cut. About 4 inches long 1/2 inch deep.
I'm quite sore right now.
YYYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOCHHHH!!!!
Sorry you're hurtin... I'm sure Nurse Kel will take good care of you. :)
tommymac
12-10-2008, 10:50 PM
I owe Jasmine a huge thanks. She got the Dr she works with to see me right away. She shaved my leg and help with the stitches. :rockout:
Sorry to say but thats not a good job on the stitches, for a straight clean cut like that it should line up better and it looks like the sutures are too far apart:idk:
Tom
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 10:51 PM
Sorry to say but thats not a good job on the stitches, for a straight clean cut like that it should line up better and it looks like the sutures are too far apart:idk:
Tomscars get bitches :dthumb:
tommymac
12-10-2008, 10:52 PM
scars get bitches :dthumb:
But hes already spoken for :lol:
Tom
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 10:54 PM
But hes already spoken for :lol:
Tomshe probably did actually do it and is going to jail. He's looking out for the future :whistle:
Archren
12-10-2008, 10:57 PM
God damn, Leon. :panic:
On the subject of pissing of one's girl... I for one put a few rounds downrange this evening.. played with an Army buddy's .45 Glock and rented a 9mm Beretta (need practice for concealed carry license). Tracy knows not to cross me. :D
Sorry to say but thats not a good job on the stitches, for a straight clean cut like that it should line up better and it looks like the sutures are too far apart:idk:
Tom
Well, that's what I get for going to a Dr's office instead of the ER. Honestly, I didn't feel like sitting in the ER for hours, paying $100 copay, and most likely not getting any better care. The hospitals down here and not the best around. I'll be more that glad if it heals well, I could care less about a little scar.
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:09 PM
The dr. did a decent job. We don't go to the ER unless we are dying.
Or when i tore my menscus.
Oh, Ive stolen the laptop now :lol:
tommymac
12-10-2008, 11:09 PM
Well, that's what I get for going to a Dr's office instead of the ER. Honestly, I didn't feel like sitting in the ER for hours, paying $100 copay, and most likely not getting any better care. The hospitals down here and not the best around. I'll be more that glad if it heals well, I could care less about a little scar.
Shoulda came up here, I woulda did it for a 12pk of beer :)
At least its not in a spot where its cosmetically important unless kel has some bizzare ankle/calf fettish :lol:
Tom
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:11 PM
If was anywhere like his face, I would have made him go to the ER and gotten a plastic surgeon. But its on his hairy ass leg, and hey, scars are HAWT!
buzzcutt2
12-10-2008, 11:12 PM
Nice work...it does look like a nice straight cut.
R6Chick
12-10-2008, 11:17 PM
Glad you're OK Leon! Heal up quick! :dthumb:
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:21 PM
He'll be ok. He's escaped 34 years of no stitches ever. :lol: Clumsy's time was up.
buzzcutt2
12-10-2008, 11:23 PM
Helluva way to get out of going to clamsters.
tommymac
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
If was anywhere like his face, I would have made him go to the ER and gotten a plastic surgeon. But its on his hairy ass leg, and hey, scars are HAWT!
good luck getting a plastic surgeon in the ER. We had a guy here who demanded to be seen by one for a forehead lac. They sent a second year ent resident down to repair the wound. He would have been better off having us sew it up. it wasnt even a complex lac.
Tom
askmrjesus
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
He'll be ok. He's escaped 34 years of no stitches ever. :lol:
And then he met you...
JC
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:24 PM
We drove by as we were leaving Walgreens :lol:
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:26 PM
good luck getting a plastic surgeon in the ER. We had a guy here who demanded to be seen by one for a forehead lac. They sent a second year ent resident down to repair the wound. He would have been better off having us sew it up. it wasnt even a complex lac.
Tom
I've gotten one in the ER. I was in a nasty car accident when I was 16, lacs of my face, head,etc. My dad took care of it. I have not one single scar on my face now. Plus, it was a ER in Boca, so :idk:
And then he met you...:lol:
JC
:lol: Yep, I'm like a bad penny
buzzcutt2
12-10-2008, 11:26 PM
We drove by as we were leaving Walgreens :lol:
I actually rode down.
speedylocksmith
12-10-2008, 11:27 PM
I don't know how she did it but my mom had a plastic surgeon on call when I was a kid. Needless to say, He's sewn up quite a few injuries for me :whistle:
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:27 PM
I actually rode down.
wtf??? damn. We filled his rx's and went home. He's cranky :(
buzzcutt2
12-10-2008, 11:30 PM
wtf??? damn. We filled his rx's and went home. He's cranky :(
I'll be down next week also...hope the cut doesn't have an impact of the delivery of my goods. :idk:
spierce
12-10-2008, 11:31 PM
poor wittle baby...
Ninjakel
12-10-2008, 11:35 PM
I'll be down next week also...hope the cut doesn't have an impact of the delivery of my goods. :idk:
He said they will be done on time :)
buzzcutt2
12-10-2008, 11:41 PM
He said they will be done on time :)
C'mon...I was looking for something more like, "tell him to fuck off...I have a slice in my leg". :whistle:
Sweet though...:dthumb:
Nice!!! thats gonna be a awesome scar:dthumb:
bet Casey is Jealous!!!:drool:
JARVIS518
12-11-2008, 01:06 AM
quick note to everyone
leon + knife = blood somewhere
it gets even worse when you add
alcohol and/or jgalt too
leon and sharp objects dont go well together he took a chunk out of his arm not to long ago and also told me a story about when he was younger and he sliced off a piece of his finger
and kell and i were just talking about ur kankles tuesday night but that doesnt mean u have to cut them off
Ninjakel
12-11-2008, 09:04 AM
Poor baby. He was miserable this morning, gimping along. :(
AquaPython
12-11-2008, 09:09 AM
scars are HAWT!
Altima HAWT?
you shoulda used krazy glue and kept working on the frankenshtein
Ninjakel
12-11-2008, 09:10 AM
There was no dermabonding that gash.
You know it was bad if leon willingly went to get stitches.
SoFlaSV
12-11-2008, 09:24 AM
Looks like fun.
Heal up quick.
I looked at it, tried to push it back together, there was no way in hell anything was going to hold that in place. Trust me, I hate the idea of stitches, but pretty much knew I had no choice, it was way too deep.
AquaPython
12-11-2008, 09:40 AM
they use the dissolving stitches?
they use the dissolving stitches?
Nope, no such luck.
Lucky3623
12-11-2008, 09:47 AM
Ouch man... that looks like no fun... I did a similar thing when I was working at the Vet hospital. I put a scalpel through my finger, cut all the way down to the bone... didn't hurt like I thought it would... until they cleaned it... sans no-hurt juice...
AquaEv77
12-11-2008, 09:51 AM
damn Leon get better
way to go Yas for the help
was wondering where you guys were at last night, i see you were slicing yourself up :panic::panic:
rogue
12-11-2008, 09:53 AM
Damn Leon! Heal up quick!
Amorok
12-11-2008, 11:35 AM
That sucks bro. I've gotten hurt in a few retarded ways, I always use duct tape. Hope you feel better.
they use the dissolving stitches?
Nope, no such luck.
better than staples IMO
Racerboy
12-11-2008, 12:13 PM
Bummer Leon, sorry to hear of the mosfortune....
damn! its amazing how easily that knife cut you and you didnt even feel a thing!!
AquaPython
12-11-2008, 12:14 PM
next time we are playing bazaaro with scalpels!
next time we are playing bazaaro with scalpels!
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!
Racerboy
12-11-2008, 12:20 PM
I'll ask Yasmin to bring some home from the DR's office!! I want to see this!!
ontwo
12-11-2008, 12:22 PM
I've done stuff like that before. Been so focussed on what I was doing, then look down and I'm bleeding.
Heal up, dude
I'll ask Yasmin to bring some home from the DR's office!! I want to see this!!
I know casey is in.
Particle Man
12-11-2008, 09:35 PM
friggin' ouch!!
LittleTaz
12-11-2008, 09:42 PM
BIG OUCH!! Heal quick, Leon!
Smittie61984
12-11-2008, 11:08 PM
I had a girl grab my gun before. Luckily it was a S&W POS and probably wouldn't have hit me at point blank. Plus in a tricky ass holster. She tried to be sneaky about it but was too drunk to be sneaky. She was pissed at me that night.
I left it on the back seat of my Xterra and that's how she found it.
jgalt
12-12-2008, 09:33 PM
I know casey is in.
Hell yeah, I'm in! Tell them about the screwdriver, Leon! lol
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