Beware of the Doghouse

[Gas Man]

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

[Ducati Diva]

:lol:

[JARVIS518]

i like the dog house
its like camping but just on the sofa instead of in a tent

[Archren]

OMG that's some funny shit! :lmao:

[G-Rex]

I don't get why guys are dumb when it comes to this topic sometimes. :lol:

It's really simple. You give her something she doesn't *need*, that's not an *appliance*, and that will show that you put some amount of effort into it and that you KNOW her. That's the big thing.

If guys would pay attention to their girls throughout the year when they are out and about with them, Christmas shopping would be EASY.

14 days before Christmas, and I'm already done with my shopping for Carolina. I'm happy with what I'm giving her, and I'm pretty sure she will be too. :)

[rogue]

Hahahahahaaa!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Trip]

Saw that a week or two ago.

Andrea tried that shit with me, I would stop paying the house note. Have fun living on the street while I am folding. :lol:

[Trip]

I don't get why guys are dumb when it comes to this topic sometimes. :lol:

It's really simple. You give her something she doesn't *need*, that's not an *appliance*, and that will show that you put some amount of effort into it and that you KNOW her. That's the big thing.

It's because woman get us shit like ladders, chainsaws, tools to work on the house, or some fucking disgusting shirt that they think we look good in instead of moto goodies or awesome big screen TVs, bitches should get a vacuum in that case.

[rogue]

It's because woman get us shit like ladders, chainsaws, tools to work on the house, or some fucking disgusting shirt that they think we look good in instead of moto goodies or awesome big screen TVs, bitches should get a vacuum in that case.

Hmmmph....I must be doing something wrong because I've always gotten things they really wanted. Of course, I was smart enough to ask and keep a mental list of they really wanted during the year...not just around certain times of the year. :dthumb:

Fuck the shirts and clothes. I can barely match myself.

Fuck the tools. I wouldn't want a new vacuum either. Not unless they were really into collecting tools, then maybe I'd get that one they wanted.

Being with someone who rides, it was a piece of cake to find them some goodie or another. :dthumb:

This year, I get to spend that money on me and my bike since I don't have another (thank God!) to spend it on. :lol:

[Trip]

Hmmmph....I must be doing something wrong because I've always gotten things they really wanted. Of course, I was smart enough to ask and keep a mental list of they really wanted during the year...not just around certain times of the year. :dthumb:

Fuck the shirts and clothes. I can barely match myself.

Fuck the tools. I wouldn't want a new vacuum either. Not unless they were really into collecting tools, then maybe I'd get that one they wanted.

Being with someone who rides, it was a piece of cake to find them some goodie or another. :dthumb:

This year, I get to spend that money on me and my bike since I don't have another (thank God!) to spend it on. :lol:

Well if you get good gifts you should receive them too. Andrea gives me good things, so I give her good stuff in return. We are bad about basing people's presents on what they gave us the year before. :lol:

[Amorok]

Of course, I was smart enough to ask and keep a mental list of they really wanted during the year...not just around certain times of the year. :dthumb:

You are fucking smart. Ulu is shocked by my ability to get her exactly what she wants, and when she asks how I knew what to get her I always say "You told me." How is it so hard to listen to someone. She makes me give her a list every year, and I hate doing it. I don't like surprises anyway and would rather just get money, but noooooo. Ulu says that I'm hard to shop for and can't get me stuff. I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, WOMAN. How hard is it when I'm always talking about new gloves, new helmet, and new boots to write a note? I'm not hugely into it, but I still don't have a bell on my bike. If she bought me one I'd hang it, but not only has she not bought me one, she doesn't even know what they are. She's seen them on people's bikes and just never asks, because she doesn't give a shit about the things that are important to me. This is one of the reasons I hate the holidays.

[azoomm]

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/default.aspx

That is some funny shit.

Though, I don't get it... I LOVE what Evan got me - it's a craftsman rolling tool chest for at the track that matches the one I have here in the garage. What the hell is wrong with getting tools for a gift??!?

Maybe if people weren't so passive aggressive in their day to day lives they wouldn't snap at getting something they really needed as a gift. I appreciate Evan telling me I need to work out over a "Are you really going to wear THAT" statement - it's all in the delivery.

OK, just reread this post - I'm really not typical :lol:

[Trip]

There is nothing wrong with tools as a gift as long as it is something you want and need. I like picking out my own tools. I am talking more like receiving a battery powered drill that was on sale at home depot when you already have two sitting in the garage because she didn't know what to get you. Just buying random tools because it's easy and the "man" thing to buy us.

[azoomm]

There is nothing wrong with tools as a gift as long as it is something you want and need. I like picking out my own tools. I am talking more like receiving a battery powered drill that was on sale at home depot when you already have two sitting in the garage because she didn't know what to get you. Just buying random tools because it's easy and the "man" thing to buy us.

Gotcha - I'm totally with that.

Best gift ever?? An electric air hammer to remove my rear tire on the Ducs. No air compressor needed, and it has a torque gauge on it. Zip off... zip on. It rules.

I think what it comes down to - gifts with thought > gifts for the sake of gift giving.

[Captain Morgan]

I like how they show a necklace at the end and have jewelryblablabla typed on the screen. So...they're saying women are jewelry whores. By me expensive jewelry and I'll be nice to you. Fuck that shit, you should be nice to me because you love me, not get shitty because I TRIED to think of something you'd like but I got it wrong. I don't give a fuck if someone gets me something I don't like. I shouldn't have to get you some special gift on a specific day of the year. If I'm nice and thoughtful throughout the year, that should count for something. It shouldn't matter if I buy you a fucking piece of jewelry or a vacuum cleaner. If you've been bitching about how you hate the vacuum cleaner that you have and I buy you a new one, WTF are you bitching at me for now?

[Smittie61984]

What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen to begin with???

[Archren]

I think what it comes down to - gifts with thought > gifts for the sake of gift giving.

That's my philosophy with gifts. Even if it's relatively inexpensive.. even if it isn't something they *need*.. and even if it's just one thing.. if it's something meaningful to the person you're giving it to, it's better than just buying random shit so they have something to open.

Oh, and Moira.. you are getting a lump of coal. You, Cass, and Laura, and anyone else involved in that :lala: business. redflip

[G-Rex]

Oh, and Moira.. you are getting a lump of coal. You, Cass, and Laura, and anyone else involved in that :lala: business. redflip

:whistle:

[Archren]

:whistle:

You, sir, get the whole bag. :D

[Rider]

That's some funny shit.

[azoomm]

That's my philosophy with gifts. Even if it's relatively inexpensive.. even if it isn't something they *need*.. and even if it's just one thing.. if it's something meaningful to the person you're giving it to, it's better than just buying random shit so they have something to open.

Oh, and Moira.. you are getting a lump of coal. You, Cass, and Laura, and anyone else involved in that :lala: business. redflip

WooHoo!!! I'll just put some mesquite with that coal for some good BBQin' :lol:

:nee:

[xx CURVE xx]

I don't get why guys are dumb when it comes to this topic sometimes. :lol:

It's really simple. You give her something she doesn't *need*, that's not an *appliance*, and that will show that you put some amount of effort into it and that you KNOW her. That's the big thing.

If guys would pay attention to their girls throughout the year when they are out and about with them, Christmas shopping would be EASY.

14 days before Christmas, and I'm already done with my shopping for Carolina. I'm happy with what I'm giving her, and I'm pretty sure she will be too. :)

kiss ass :lol:

[Particle Man]

I don't get why guys are dumb when it comes to this topic sometimes. :lol:

It's really simple. You give her something she doesn't *need*, that's not an *appliance*, and that will show that you put some amount of effort into it and that you KNOW her. That's the big thing.

If guys would pay attention to their girls throughout the year when they are out and about with them, Christmas shopping would be EASY.

14 days before Christmas, and I'm already done with my shopping for Carolina. I'm happy with what I'm giving her, and I'm pretty sure she will be too. :)

man card: revoked

[Flexin]

Get her what she really wants.

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Problem solved. :rockwoot:

James

[Gas Man]

Ya know what my wife is getting for xmas besides the privilage of being with me? FUCKIN NOTHING!!

$5k on the siding/trim/gutters
$5.5k on the entertainment
$5k on new kitchen carbinets

i repeat NOTHING... of coarse neither am I.

[OneSickPsycho]

I prefer not to exhange gifts at all... I fucking hate it. You keep your money, I'll keep mine, and we'll all be happy. My folks started doing this gift exhange thing with the family now that all the kids are grown... My dad and I always get eachother purposefully. He hands me a $50, I hand him two $20's and a $10.