I think I broke my little toe

[Captain Morgan]

My parents have a child gate at the bottom of the stairs when they're watching a friends kid. I always step over it. Today, I kicked it HARD as I was stepping over. My little toe is swollen as big as my thumb and hurts like a motherfucker. I don't think I've ever been this big of a pansy about something, but dayum, this fucker HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, I did this about 4 hours ago.

Pic is farther down the thread, if you care to see it.

[Rider]

Broken toes suck. Ice pack and a bottle of Crown Royal and you're all set. :dthumb:

[azoomm]

Oh the suck - I've broken mine in the shower. Hurts like a MudderFucker.

Tricks - put some gauze between your toes when you tape them together. And, be careful to not twist your knee when you walk with a limp.

[MikeSP1]

Broken toes suck. Ice pack and a bottle of Crown Royal and you're all set. :dthumb:

The sad things is that this is just about all that you can do

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[Lucky3623]

Wait till it turns black...

[cuttle]

Tricks - put some gauze between your toes when you tape them together.

what she said! (been there - done that)

If it's broken it will turn purple, which means:

[AquaEv77]

what she said! (been there - done that)

if it's broken it will turn purple, which means:


lmao

to the pic

[Captain Morgan]

Yeah, it's swollen and bruised right now. If it turns black or purple, I'll be sure to post pics. I'm alternating between ice and heat. Thanks for the gauze tip. It sucks that nothing more can be done, but I already knew that so there is no point in going to a doctor. Thanks for the tips on being cautious when limping, as I've been doing quite a bit of that already. :lol:

[azoomm]

Lies.

Prescription pain meds are an excellent reason to go to the doctor :dthumb:

[smileyman]

get well soon hop along!

[Leon]

Sucks, just tape it to the next toe.

Heal up quick.

[Rider]

Lies.

Prescription pain meds are an excellent reason to go to the doctor :dthumb:

You don't have to go to the Dr. for that. :whistle:

[Captain Morgan]

You don't have to go to the Dr. for that. :whistle:

Hey, that's a good idea. :drewpy:

[azoomm]

Damn kids these days... LEGAL. I should have used the word LEGAL.

[Captain Morgan]

Damn kids these days... LEGAL. I should have used the word LEGAL.


:rofl: I have my daughter here. I wouldn't dare do that with her here. I mean, I wouldn't dare do that, it was just a joke.

Oh, and the purpleness has begun. I have a nice purple ring at the base of my toe.

[fnfalman]

Does the little toe flop around? If it does, then yeah, you probably broke it.:sorry:

[Amorok]

Lies.

Prescription pain meds are an excellent reason to go to the doctor :dthumb:

No thanks, I drink.

[Flexin]

Wait till it turns black...

Whats wrong with black toes???? :ps:

James

[Mr Lefty]

Whats wrong with black toes???? :ps:

James

:lol:

[ducati_atx]

You don't have to go to the Dr. for that. :whistle:

why pay 20-40 a pill when i can go to the doc and get a whole bottle for a 10 dollar copay? (and in the process not break the law)


Reminds me of this video I was IMed today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwp_JwwGPhc

[Amorok]

Whats wrong with black toes???? :ps:

James

Meh, I've had em before. Mine were from frostbite though.

Ducati, that video was awful.

[Particle Man]

Whats wrong with black toes???? :ps:

James

:lmao:

[Flexin]

Meh, I've had em before. Mine were from frostbite though.

Ducati, that video was awful.

Mine came from my father. :idk: :P

James

[Captain Morgan]

Here is a pic, 13 hours later. Yes, I know that I have ugly toes, but some of you asked for a pic.

[Smittie61984]

In my profesional infallible medical opinion. I'd cut it off.

[Corey]

Shit man, go see a doctor. That's looking not so comfortable. That or man up, grab a hacksaw, and self amputate.

[Particle Man]

Shit man, go see a doctor. That's looking not so comfortable. That or man up, grab a hacksaw, and self amputate.

and that's got nothing to do with the injury, that's just 'cuz it's fugly :nee:

[cesj]

I did something similar coupla years ago. I had to get mine straightened by doc and he just buddy wrapped it. Cost me $400 cause at the time I had high deductible(I neverget hurt right). Yours loks like it needs straightening.

[Flexin]

DAMN!!!! That foot is jacked up. Then you went and kicked something with it. :p

James

[Captain Morgan]

and that's got nothing to do with the injury, that's just 'cuz it's fugly :nee:

I did something similar coupla years ago. I had to get mine straightened by doc and he just buddy wrapped it. Cost me $400 cause at the time I had high deductible(I neverget hurt right). Yours loks like it needs straightening.

DAMN!!!! That foot is jacked up. Then you went and kicked something with it. :p

James


I've got Barney Rubble feet, that's a well known fact. However, it doesn't need straightened, the good one on my right foot is crooked like that too. :idk:

I'm just going to buddy tape it for 2-4 weeks like WebMD says and call it good. Unless it starts hurting much, much worse.

[Particle Man]

Unless it starts hurting much, much worse.

then you can go to the hospital, they'll x-ray it, charge you out the ass, say, "Yup, it's broken," and charge you out the ass, hand you an ice pack, charge you out the ass, write you a script for some pain meds, charge you out the ass, and then charge you out the ass.

THEN you get to go to the pharmacy...

[Captain Morgan]

then you can go to the hospital, they'll x-ray it, charge you out the ass, say, "Yup, it's broken," and charge you out the ass, hand you an ice pack, charge you out the ass, write you a script for some pain meds, charge you out the ass, and then charge you out the ass.

THEN you get to go to the pharmacy...

good point

[thunderex]

My brother is an ER doc and in my opinion you're probably going to die.

[Corey]

My brother is an ER doc and in my opinion you're probably going to die.

I watch House every week and in reruns everyday on USA. In my professional opinion, it could be sarcoidosis, transverse myelitis, or chronic granulomatous disease. Thunderex, get an MRI. Captain Morgan, get a lumbar puncture and do a full blood panel. Particle Man, you and Flexin break into his house and look for toxins, mold, heavy metal toxins or drugs.

[Particle Man]

I watch House every week and in reruns everyday on USA. In my professional opinion, it could be sarcoidosis, transverse myelitis, or chronic granulomatous disease. Thunderex, get an MRI. Captain Morgan, get a lumbar puncture and do a full blood panel. Particle Man, you and Flexin break into his house and look for toxins, mold, heavy metal toxins or drugs.

should we put holes in the walls and look for termites?

[Corey]

should we put holes in the walls and look for termites?

Yes, to be on the safe side. We need to rule out naphthalene poisoning. Also, check his hidden pot greenhouse. Check the water for parasites.

[Dnyce]

Yes, to be on the safe side. We need to rule out naphthalene poisoning. Also, check his hidden pot greenhouse. Check the water for parasites.

dont forget to interview every female he had sex with, especially if they're hot

[Corey]

dont forget to interview every female he had sex with, especially if they're hot

I'll be taking care of that.

[ericr]

Mine came from my father. :idk: :P

James

Dude, your father broke all your toes?!?!?!? :lmao:

[Captain Morgan]

dont forget to interview every female he had sex with, especially if they're hot

That's going to be a long list. And good luck finding them cause I don't know half of their names, let alone where they live. :idk:

[Flexin]

I watch House every week and in reruns everyday on USA. In my professional opinion, it could be sarcoidosis, transverse myelitis, or chronic granulomatous disease. Thunderex, get an MRI. Captain Morgan, get a lumbar puncture and do a full blood panel. Particle Man, you and Flexin break into his house and look for toxins, mold, heavy metal toxins or drugs.

Why is it that everytime something needs to be broke into they always look to the black man? :damn::rofl:

James

[xx CURVE xx]

Stop being a pussy..it's a fucking toe...lop that motherfucker off and get on with it :p

[Particle Man]

Why is it that everytime something needs to be broke into they always look to the black man? :damn::rofl:

James

:lol

[xx CURVE xx]

Why is it that everytime something needs to be broke into they always look to the black man? :damn::rofl:

James

Only when the want a patsy :lol: ...They need a Mexican to get it done right...blacks will just fuck it up :p

[Lucky3623]

Whats wrong with black toes???? :ps:

James

:dlit: Nothing... when they are supposed to be black... :dthumb:

[Particle Man]

Only when the want a patsy :lol: ...They need a Mexican to get it done right...blacks will just fuck it up :p

omg snort