Worst Christmas gift...

[Lucky3623]

The other thread got me thinking... what is the crappiest/worst thing you have ever received for Christmas?

Me, I was working for a company, (a VERY Large company at the time, they have since shut down) whom had a Christmas party. Everyone got something except 3 of us... me being one of them...

The MGR realized that he had forgotten us, so he runs back into the office and comes out about 2 minutes later...

I get a card... I open it up. On the inside...


2 dimes taped to the inside of the card...

I flipped him off dropped the card on the floor at is feet and walked out of the party... I quit the next day...

[Captain Morgan]

:rf:

[azoomm]

Skanky lingerie from my ex-mil when I was dating her son.

[cuttle]

Skanky lingerie from my ex-mil when I was dating her son.



eeew :panic: that's just odd

[Captain Morgan]

Oh, in all honesty, I'd MUCH rather have cash or gift cards. Right now, I could use the cash. Or, rather than exchanging gifts with people, I'd prefer we all just tell each other we love one another and simply have a family get together where we enjoy good food and laughs.

[Captain Morgan]

Skanky lingerie from my ex-mil when I was dating her son.

eeew :panic: that's just odd


Maybe she wanted grandkids and was trying to get you to wear something to get her son to go out of his mind and lose the desire to use protection. :idk:

[azoomm]

Maybe she wanted grandkids and was trying to get you to wear something to get her son to go out of his mind and lose the desire to use protection. :idk:

Or, maybe she lives in a trailer park and thought it was classy :wink:

[Captain Morgan]

Or, maybe she lives in a trailer park and thought it was classy :wink:

:rofl:

[Rider]

When I was 19, my girlfriends mom bought be a fucking Gameboy. :panic: What The Fuck? This is the woman that let me spend the night with her daughter when I was in high school. Talk about mixed messages. :idk:

[t-homo]

Oh, in all honesty, I'd MUCH rather have cash or gift cards. Right now, I could use the cash. Or, rather than exchanging gifts with people, I'd prefer we all just tell each other we love one another and simply have a family get together where we enjoy good food and laughs.

I am the same way. Worst gifts are normally from my grandma that just sit around all of the time. Get me a damn gift card.

[BobTheBiker]

I hate getting CLOTHES. gift cards=happy, bike parts are better, new bikes=WIN!

[Amorok]

I usually get socks for every holiday, my wife has no idea what to get me so that's what I tell her. Socks aren't a bad present to me, as long as they're the right kind of socks, which I write down for her. But she gets me the wrong kind - every time. How hard is it to fuck up socks? And colored underwear, why would you get me baby blue boxer briefs?! My wife just doesn't pay attention to the things that are important to me, so most of my gifts end up shitty.

[Trip]

Get a new wife

[Amorok]

Can't afford one.

[the chi]

Ouch Amorok!!

Instead of socks, have her get you a gift card to someplace that sells them! THen you can buy your own!

Have you ever told her they are the wrong thing tho? I know she might be offended but if you do it right I bet she'd get it!

And for me...friggin stuft animals. I hate stuft animals (yes I know I am spelling it wrong). And useless gifts. If you buy me something, get me something I can USE!!!

[ducati_atx]

a buddy of mine a few years back hooked up with a chick the night before christmas and got herpies. The gift was a little delayed - at least when he found out about it. Ick.

[Mrs. Colleen]

My grandma got me a training bra and underwear when I was in elementary school...the worst part was not the underwear it was opening it up in front of all my older cousins.

[Amorok]

Ouch Amorok!!

Instead of socks, have her get you a gift card to someplace that sells them! THen you can buy your own!

Have you ever told her they are the wrong thing tho? I know she might be offended but if you do it right I bet she'd get it!

And for me...friggin stuft animals. I hate stuft animals (yes I know I am spelling it wrong). And useless gifts. If you buy me something, get me something I can USE!!!

She doesn't do gift cards, even though that's what I repeatedly ask for. That's the second thing I ask for, we pay for presents using money from my military paycheck so I'm actually buying myself these gifts. The first thing I ask for is nothing, so I'll have more money to buy what I want.

Yes, I've told her they were wrong, then took them back or gave them away. She doesn't get her feelings hurt, but she still doesn't learn. Every year I have to stand in the return line at Wal-Mart holding packaged undergarments. I just started giving them to Goodwill last year, it saves me time and all she wants me to do is unwrap something so she won't feel guilty.

Stuffed animals do suck. I'm getting my wife some. That fart.

[Lucky3623]

She doesn't do gift cards, even though that's what I repeatedly ask for. That's the second thing I ask for, we pay for presents using money from my military paycheck so I'm actually buying myself these gifts. The first thing I ask for is nothing, so I'll have more money to buy what I want.

Yes, I've told her they were wrong, then took them back or gave them away. She doesn't get her feelings hurt, but she still doesn't learn. Every year I have to stand in the return line at Wal-Mart holding packaged undergarments. I just started giving them to Goodwill last year, it saves me time and all she wants me to do is unwrap something so she won't feel guilty.

Stuffed animals do suck. I'm getting my wife some. That fart.


So your wife get's you an errand for Christmas... how thoughtful...

Here honey... why don't you do my shopping...:dthumb:

[the chi]

She doesn't do gift cards, even though that's what I repeatedly ask for. That's the second thing I ask for, we pay for presents using money from my military paycheck so I'm actually buying myself these gifts. The first thing I ask for is nothing, so I'll have more money to buy what I want.

Yes, I've told her they were wrong, then took them back or gave them away. She doesn't get her feelings hurt, but she still doesn't learn. Every year I have to stand in the return line at Wal-Mart holding packaged undergarments. I just started giving them to Goodwill last year, it saves me time and all she wants me to do is unwrap something so she won't feel guilty.

Stuffed animals do suck. I'm getting my wife some. That fart.

Im sorry hun, I feel your pain, I really do!

:rofl:

[TommyHotWheel]

I got a dancing hamster from my Ex-In-Laws one year...a $3.00 dancing fucking hamster...the next year I got a separation...not so great at the time, but I appreciate it more everyday!:dthumb:

[Mr Lefty]

Ouch Amorok!!

Instead of socks, have her get you a gift card to someplace that sells them! THen you can buy your own!

Have you ever told her they are the wrong thing tho? I know she might be offended but if you do it right I bet she'd get it!

And for me...friggin stuft animals. I hate stuft animals (yes I know I am spelling it wrong). And useless gifts. If you buy me something, get me something I can USE!!!

shit... just reject that package I sent you then :whistle:

[the chi]

shit... just reject that package I sent you then :whistle:


:lol: OKay, well if its from yooooouuuu...i guess I can deal!

I've got to get yours in the mail...Im just hoping you love it...its useful AND appropriate!!

[Amorok]

You got him a Fleshlight!

[Particle Man]

You got him a Fleshlight!

yeah but he accidentally the whole thing...

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: OKay, well if its from yooooouuuu...i guess I can deal!

I've got to get yours in the mail...Im just hoping you love it...its useful AND appropriate!!

you serious? I hope you didn't get me anything...

You got him a Fleshlight!

unless its that... :rockout:

[fatbuckRTO]

Didn't see this until I had already posted in the other thread.

Few years back my ex got me a hand-sized rock carved in the shape of a buffalo. I thought it was an elephant, and I laughed. Guess who was in the dog house...

Yeah, that would be the same year I got her that iPod she always wanted. Clue #7, in retrospect.

[Corey]

Shit, this is easy. Divorce paperwork, though technically it was the 26th. I was working on the 25th. Kinda ruins all future holidays when it continues giving the gift of bad memories.

[tlstreak]

Dont feel bad, I didnt even get the papers, just a fucking phone call on Christmas eve. as I sit in Korea awaiting her arrival, she calls and says she isnt showing after a couple hours being late, and says she has already filed.

[James]

That fart.

That's probably the nicest thing I've read you write about her.


yeah but he accidentally the whole thing...

lol lol