Annoying Co-workers.

[jgalt]

So I work with a self righteous, lying idiot. He is ultra christian, but I guess in his bible lying about work you have not done is not a sin. Rolleyes! About midday, I smash his little finger in a server rack, and he cries like a girl. So I didn't release the pressure right away once I noticed his finger was stuck. lol I am cracking up while I type. So that was fun, but it was an accident. I notice he is wiring up a circuit that goes to a piece of equipment that provides 220. We unplug the cards to keep from getting shocked while we wire, then plug in the card. So I go plug in his cards for him. I am just a nice guy like that. A few minutes later, I hear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!, I thought I unplugged those cards." LOLOLOLOL So I say, "I guess you forgot! That hurts doesn't it!"

Moral of the story: Don't be an ass at work.

[Trip]

So basically you came on the internet to post that you knowingly caused at least one safety related injury to your fellow coworker. I would have your ass fired on spot. Electricity is not a joke, especially at 220.

['73 H1 Triple]

Electricity is not a joke, especially at 220.

:iagree: My friend Tom was electrocuted fatally with 110VAC.

[askmrjesus]

Meanwhile, across town, at www.servertechniciansforchrist.com....

So I work with an evil sinner. He is ultra going to hell, but I guess that reading a lot of Kurt Vonnegut novels makes him feel special. Rolleyes! About midday, he smashes my little finger in the server rack, but I made not a sound, for I know the good LORD is watching after my finger. lol I am praying for him while I type. So that hurt, and I know he did it on purpose. I notice that he's watching me wire up a circuit that goes to a piece of equipment that provides, ( much like the LORD) 220. We unplug the cards to avoid rapture while we wire, then plug in the card. So he goes and plugs the card in for me. He's just a damned soul like that. A few minutes later, I hear "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I thought you would have died by now. LOLOLOLOL So I say, "Jesus loves you. Shock me again!"

Moral of the story: I wish I was Jewish.

JC

[Trip]

:iagree: My friend Tom was electrocuted fatally with 110VAC.

It's nasty shit.

I live and breath electrical safety every day at work. I would hate to see anyone of the crew no matter how much I dislike them that works on the circuit breaker program I oversee get injured from an arc flash. I have had a 250vdc burn, it's not pretty and was on my hand for a long damn time.

I am all for playing pranks to keep work fun, but injuring someone isn't funny. Posting about doing it at work is a really bad idea.

[Smittie61984]

What you did was pretty fucked up. I work for a subcontracter of AT&T and am constantly working around power, gas, etc. It's no fucking joke at all. Luckily for us when we get hit with 1,000,000volts we die instantly.

I normally work with 3 other people and I get along with them great. Two of them AT&T workers in the T-40s (big bucket trucks) doing ariel work. One guy is outright nuts. A good buy but crazier than hell (Old Harley/triumph rider from the 70s. Did every drug known to man). I think he's awesome though and we love working together. The other AT&T guy is my best friend. His daughters are like sisters to me. Then another guy with my company we call Crazy Larry. He has 8 teeth total and sounds cajun. You can hardly understand him but I've never met anyone tougher in my life (Even at 65years old). If he lost his leg he'd just shrug it off and keep on working.

Most of my co-workers are ex-cons (Or illegal Mexicans) but they are all great people.

[Trip]

1 MegaVolt? Where in the world are you working with one megavolt? The most TVA has is 500kV. We have people that have been hit with 161kV and lived. We have had others blow arms, legs, crotches off. Some pretty nasty stuff. Volts aren't much of a concern anyway, it's the amps that pack a punch.

On another interesting note, I have held a powerline that was hot at 161kV in my hand. It was one of the most interesting sensations I have ever felt. Even though we were at same potential, it still kinda vibrated and gave off a very odd sensation.

[cuttle]

So I work with a self righteous, lying idiot. He is ultra christian, but I guess in his bible lying about work you have not done is not a sin. Rolleyes! About midday, I smash his little finger in a server rack, and he cries like a girl. So I didn't release the pressure right away once I noticed his finger was stuck. lol I am cracking up while I type. So that was fun, but it was an accident. I notice he is wiring up a circuit that goes to a piece of equipment that provides 220. We unplug the cards to keep from getting shocked while we wire, then plug in the card. So I go plug in his cards for him. I am just a nice guy like that. A few minutes later, I hear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!, I thought I unplugged those cards." LOLOLOLOL So I say, "I guess you forgot! That hurts doesn't it!"

Moral of the story: Don't be an ass at work.

So there are two guys were I work as a server. One is a selfrighteous ultra christian idiot, the other one is an evil sinner. The ultra christian gets his finger stuck on me and the sinner smashes it. Not fun - don't tell me it was an accident. Rolleyes! They unplugged me, while they wired me with good 220juice, but both are idiots and managed to shock each other (one claims only the christian dude got shocked, but I know better.)

Moral of the story: these guys are a bunch of asses!

Best regards
your server

[BobTheBiker]

if you hate your coworkers so much, just declare jihad on them and suicide bomb the place. problem solved, sadistic hateful ass is gone, as is biblethumper and his cult of followers. done.

[jgalt]

So basically you came on the internet to post that you knowingly caused at least one safety related injury to your fellow coworker. I would have your ass fired on spot. Electricity is not a joke, especially at 220.

Then you would be left with one tech who fucks up everything he touches. Probably should not have, but I am sick of doing a lot more work due to total incompetence. Thank God for unions. We get nipped in that bay all the time, so it isn't as bad it sounds.

[Trip]

Then you would be left with one tech who fucks up everything he touches. Probably should not have, but I am sick of doing a lot more work due to total incompetence. Thank God for unions. We get nipped in that bay all the time, so it isn't as bad it sounds.

I'm use to incompetence. I work for the government and we can't get rid of it in fact we promote it. I am not going to risk my job because of it though. You got to watch out for people like that, they will not hesitate to file a grievance.

[tommymac]

I work with a few of these devout bible thumpers and even worse jehovas witnesses ( i told a few if they ever knocked on my door I would shoot them :lol:) and the funny thing is they are some of the laziest backstabbers you will find.

I am sure most of them are praying I go to hell anyway.

Tom

[OneSickPsycho]

I work with a few of these devout bible thumpers and even worse jehovas witnesses ( i told a few if they ever knocked on my door I would shoot them :lol:) and the funny thing is they are some of the laziest backstabbers you will find.

I am sure most of them are praying I go to hell anyway.

Tom

Answer the door naked and fully aroused... Tell them you LOVE their cute outfits and invite them in.

[tommymac]

Answer the door naked and fully aroused... Tell them you LOVE their cute outfits and invite them in.

that used to work. Now theyre all dumpy hatian and jamaican ladies. i would be afraid they would come in:panic:

Tom

[Smittie61984]

1 MegaVolt? Where in the world are you working with one megavolt? The most TVA has is 500kV. We have people that have been hit with 161kV and lived. We have had others blow arms, legs, crotches off. Some pretty nasty stuff. Volts aren't much of a concern anyway, it's the amps that pack a punch.

On another interesting note, I have held a powerline that was hot at 161kV in my hand. It was one of the most interesting sensations I have ever felt. Even though we were at same potential, it still kinda vibrated and gave off a very odd sensation.

Our directional bore crew hit a 1million volt and a 500k line. Knocked out an entire city grid. I almost shoved a shovel through a 1,000v.

I'm not too sure about all the power but I work a good bit with Georgia Power and have talked to those guys. Some of the guys have to handle power in full insulated suits (They normally use gloves only) but those are usually sub-contracts (Highly paid) who mess with that. One of hte power guys use to work on lines from a helicopter. I think he said he worked with 1million and 500 cause I remember asking him what's the difference between a million and 500k if you get hit. He said 500k is open casket 1million is closed casket because it vaporizes you. Apparently one of their guys was killed when he had a pinhole leak in his insulated suit and the electricity jumped into this suit. They said there was barely anything left.

I helped put a power pole back in once that had some high voltage lines in it. I had rubber gloves on but damn you could feel that bitch humming.

Gas mains are my favorite things to bust.

[Gas Man]

So let me get this straight...

Co worker is a big time christian bible thumper that sometimes lies and make himself out to be a hypocrite.

So you let him get hurt

If I was another co-worker to you two... I'd pistol whip your ass and then turn you into the boss.

child... welcome to the professional world!

[Lamnidae]

So let me get this straight...

Co worker is a big time christian bible thumper that sometimes lies and make himself out to be a hypocrite.

So you let him get hurt

If I was another co-worker to you two... I'd pistol whip your ass and then turn you into the boss.

child... welcome to the professional world!

Word, GM, word.


What a total skank. Seriously. I agree w/ Trip as well, I'd of fired you on the spot.

oh, and you're tired of having to fix stupid people's work..... might as well just quit now and go be a door greeter @ Wally World, cause the professional world is full of that shit.

[Particle Man]

back when I played with electricity for a living, some guy decided to drop a wrench while working above a battery room... the resulting flash could be seen down the hall.

Dumbass. He was lucky but still a dumbass.

[marko138]

So let me get this straight...

Co worker is a big time christian bible thumper that sometimes lies and make himself out to be a hypocrite.

So you let him get hurt

If I was another co-worker to you two... I'd pistol whip your ass and then turn you into the boss.

child... welcome to the professional world!

Gas is right on here. Grow up, kid.

[OneSickPsycho]

We just always hide food in eachother's desks, replace all the pens with dry ones, and crop-dust eachother as much as possible.

[JARVIS518]

i think u guys are taking this a lil bit to serious

[Gas Man]

I wonder what OSHA would think of it? More on my line or taking it too seriously??

[OneSickPsycho]

i think u guys are taking this a lil bit to serious

If there is anything the core group on here takes seriously, it's endangering the welfare of others either by simple negligence or malicious intent.

[JARVIS518]

no one was seriously injured
shit happens
let it go

[shmike]

We just always hide food in eachother's desks, replace all the pens with dry ones, and crop-dust eachother as much as possible.

I wouldn't post that on here.

Apparently there is no place for Tomfoolery on this board.

Not between the hours of 9-5.

[speedylocksmith]

I wouldn't post that on here.

Apparently there is no place for Tomfoolery on this board.

Not between the hours of 9-5.
it's safe right now...11:24 PM :whistle:

[Porkchop]

In the words of south park,

"I'm staying out of this one..."

[OneSickPsycho]

no one was seriously injured
shit happens
let it go


If I ever meet you, I'm going to punch you in the face and say, "no one was seriously injured... shit happens... let it go." I'd be interested in seeing how that works out.

I wouldn't post that on here.

Apparently there is no place for Tomfoolery on this board.

Not between the hours of 9-5.

:twfix:

[shmike]

If I ever meet you, I'm going to punch you in the face and say, "no one was seriously injured... shit happens... let it go." I'd be interested in seeing how that works out.


The funny thing is, jarvis is just the guy to smile back at you and agree.

Unfortunately, most of his riding buddies would disagree.

But hey, you know what they say about keyboard commandos. :idk:

[OneSickPsycho]

The funny thing is, jarvis is just the guy to smile back at you and agree.

Unfortunately, most of his riding buddies would disagree.

But hey, you know what they say about keyboard commandos. :idk:

I wasn't making a threat, I was making a point.

[JARVIS518]

its happened before
im sure it will happen again

[tommymac]

its all fun and games till someone looses an eye :lol:

Tom

[rogue]

its all fun and games till someone looses an eye :lol:

Tom

Then it's "Find the Eye!" :lmao:


I'm in no way agreeing with what jgalt did. I've done my share share of pulling pranks and shit, but never with the entention of hurting another. Embarrass the hell out of, yes. Hurt, no.

[tommymac]

Then it's "Find the Eye!" :lmao:

Then I need to call an ophthalmology consult then and that can be painful. :lol:

Tom

[Mr Lefty]

no one was seriously injured
shit happens
let it go

True... no one was hurt... but the point is it's not something to brag about... it was fuck'n stupid... and think'n we'd say anything different is just as stupid

I wouldn't post that on here.

Apparently there is no place for Tomfoolery on this board.

Not between the hours of 9-5.

tomfoolery is one thing... endangering someone's life because they annoy you is another. let alone doing so then bragging about it.

point is simple... we don't encourage or tolerate that kind of shit.

I'm all about pranks at work... and yeah even some of them are a little on the mean spirited side... but none will ever endanger anything more than a little pride.

that being said... I think the OP has gotten the point... lets move on..


NB4TL

[Trip]

no one was seriously injured
shit happens
let it go

Why? If someone injured me purposefully on the job, no matter how minor, I would make sure they got fired. If they are going to give you a jolt, how can you trust them when you are actually doing something hazardous? Your job is not like playing around at home. People should remember that when they are on the clock. If you don't like the people you work with, find a job somewhere else, don't endanger them.

[Trip]

I wouldn't post that on here.

Apparently there is no place for Tomfoolery on this board.

Not between the hours of 9-5.

Tomfoolery is not injuring someone on the clock.

[Rider]

I've been on the wrong side of 115 volt 3 phase 400hz before. Not fun I assure you. I did it to myself though. I was plugging in some equipment using a harness with metal connectors that are the screw in type. I was screwing in both ends at the same time and one of my fingers caught one of the 4 prongs and with my other hand on the grounded connector, I got zapped. Good thing I only got 1 phase but still 400hz wakes you up quickly.

[shmike]

I hate to keep dragging this out but c'mon.

Why? If someone injured me purposefully on the job, no matter how minor, I would make sure they got fired.

Seriously? I have shot coworkers with rubber band artillery. Hit my assistant square between the eyes once. She should have had me fired. :whistle:

If they are going to give you a jolt, how can you trust them when you are actually doing something hazardous?

Really? I can't believe you actually just posted that. FTR, I don't believe that you actually feel that way.

Your job is not like playing around at home. People should remember that when they are on the clock.

True.

If you don't like the people you work with, find a job somewhere else, don't endanger them.


It truly is a black and white world. :idk:

[Trip]

Really? I can't believe you actually just posted that. FTR, I don't believe that you actually feel that way.

I was a co-chair of electrical safety committee for several years at my job. I live and practice electrical safety in everything I do, I would fire an employee for purposefully shocking another employee. I couldn't trust that employee with any jobs that are required to be in this field and therefore they would be completely useless to me. That is honestly the way I feel. It's not like he had a shock pen or something goofy like that, he literally used work equipment to play this prank. Of course, most people don't have the strict rules my position requires to maintain employment. You can't torque a bolt unless it is written in a step by step procedure with specific guidelines and vendor documents supporting those guidelines and the procedure along with the torque wrench itself having full traceability and testing to ensure it is in tolerance.

[shmike]

I was a co-chair of electrical safety committee for several years at my job. I live and practice electrical safety in everything I do, I would fire an employee for purposefully shocking another employee. I couldn't trust that employee with any jobs that are required to be in this field and therefore they would be completely useless to me. That is honestly the way I feel. It's not like he had a shock pen or something goofy like that, he literally used work equipment to play this prank. Of course, most people don't have the strict rules my position requires to maintain employment. You can't torque a bolt unless it is written in a step by step procedure with specific guidelines and vendor documents supporting those guidelines and the procedure along with the torque wrench itself having full traceability and testing to ensure it is in tolerance.

I can appreciate your stance on the subject at hand, especially coming from your point of view.

What I was debating was the "no matter how small / can't trust them" line of thinking.

Basically, if a co-worked WERE to zap you with a shock pen they are instantly deemed incapable of being trusted in a life or death situation.

[Trip]

Basically, if a co-worked WERE to zap you with a shock pen they are instantly deemed incapable of being trusted in a life or death situation.

A shock pen is different from using work equipment that is known to have 220 on it. I wouldn't pursue someone for a shock pen. Using work equipment that has potentially fatal levels of amperage is another thing.

[Papa_Complex]

I was a co-chair of electrical safety committee for several years at my job. I live and practice electrical safety in everything I do, I would fire an employee for purposefully shocking another employee. I couldn't trust that employee with any jobs that are required to be in this field and therefore they would be completely useless to me. That is honestly the way I feel. It's not like he had a shock pen or something goofy like that, he literally used work equipment to play this prank. Of course, most people don't have the strict rules my position requires to maintain employment. You can't torque a bolt unless it is written in a step by step procedure with specific guidelines and vendor documents supporting those guidelines and the procedure along with the torque wrench itself having full traceability and testing to ensure it is in tolerance.

Even putting aside the issue of safety, for which I would also fire someone if in the position to do so, it's also putting the EQUIPMENT at risk.

[AquaPython]

yea jgalt! you cant be trusted ! fock yewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[shmike]

A shock pen is different from using work equipment that is known to have 220 on it. I wouldn't pursue someone for a shock pen. Using work equipment that has potentially fatal levels of amperage is another thing.


Originally, you said you would:

If someone injured me purposefully on the job, no matter how minor, I would make sure they got fired.

See, I was right: You didn't really mean it. :D

Again, I understand your position, I just don't deal well with absolutes.

Does this mean I have to start doing work now? :panic:

[tommymac]

So I guess zapping a sleeping coworker with adefibrilator would be bad :lol:

Tom

[speedylocksmith]

Originally, you said you would:



See, I was right: You didn't really mean it. :D

Again, I understand your position, I just don't deal well with absolutes.

Does this mean I have to start doing work now? :panic:
no, you can flick rubber bands at the assistant :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

So I guess zapping a sleeping coworker with adefibrilator would be bad :lol:

Tom

Plausible deniability. You thought he was coding.

[shmike]

So I guess zapping a sleeping coworker with adefibrilator would be bad :lol:

Tom

Just don't post about it. :welcome:

[Trip]

Originally, you said you would:

See, I was right: You didn't really mean it. :D

Again, I understand your position, I just don't deal well with absolutes.

Does this mean I have to start doing work now? :panic:

It depends on what you consider on the job. If I am sitting in my cube getting a shocking pen, I wouldn't do anything about. If I am out in the plant "on the job" with my hands on equipment and I get shocked, then yes I would pursue it.

[Rider]

So I guess zapping a sleeping coworker with adefibrilator would be bad :lol:

Tom

I used to work at a place that made defibrillators. That shit's not even funny. Aside from =the fact that you could very easily kill someone, if you don't use the conductive gel, you'll burn the shit out of their skin.

[tommymac]

I used to work at a place that made defibrillators. That shit's not even funny. Aside from =the fact that you could very easily kill someone, if you don't use the conductive gel, you'll burn the shit out of their skin.

Ok I will go back to sedating them and dermabonding them to objects then :lol:

tom

[jgalt]

The amperage is extremely low. There was no chance of death or dismemberment! It is uncomfortable. GET OVER IT! :dthumb:

[Rider]

Ok I will go back to sedating them and dermabonding them to objects then :lol:

tom

:dthumb:

[Trip]

The amperage is extremely low. There was no chance of death or dismemberment! It is uncomfortable. GET OVER IT! :dthumb:

Or we can just send this thread to your boss. :lol:

[smileyman]

My ex-Bosses wife got killed plugging in a lamp. 110, had her finger in the way, shock, heart attack, DEAD.

Pranks are cool unless they kill you. What would you have done if the bible thumping prick had passed on? How would you feel?

Had a visit with my good neighbor on the 4th of July. He and some college friends were gonna party, they invited me. While conversing my 3 year old was staring lovingly at a GSXR1000 (I know squid!) and one of the college boys pulls into the driveway with his girl and flings about 20 lit firecrackers at us "dudes" not seeing the 3 year old...:zowned: My kid handled it. The guy felt like shit. Had he hit him with the firecrackers and it hurt my son, he woulda ate shit. Who's the prank on now?

[Gas Man]

Or we can just send this thread to your boss. :lol:
That would be major OWNAGE

[Ninjakel]

That would be major dickishness.

[Lamnidae]

That would be major OWNAGE

..... could be arranged.

[Ninjakel]

why would you fuck with someone's livlihood like that?? Its only the internet, Francis. Geesh.

[Lamnidae]

why would you fuck with someone's livlihood like that?? Its only the internet, Francis. Geesh.

Why would you f'k w/ someone's life like that. Bible thumper might have had some kind of heart arythmea or some chit. See, that's why you dont' do stupid shit that could *possibly* hurt someone.... ya just f'k with their head pretty bad.


Like it was said before.... only thing that should get hurt is their pride a lil' bit.

[jgalt]

Why would you f'k w/ someone's life like that. Bible thumper might have had some kind of heart arythmea or some chit. See, that's why you dont' do stupid shit that could *possibly* hurt someone.... ya just f'k with their head pretty bad.


Like it was said before.... only thing that should get hurt is their pride a lil' bit.

We zap ourselves by accident daily, so if he had a condition it would have been exposed by now. There is a ton of difference between a mA and an Amp. 110volt in your wall socket is 10 amps, and will kill you. The stuff we work with will not. You guys are blowing it out of proportion. And yes, fucking with someones lively hood is fucked up shit.

[Trip]

You guys are blowing it out of proportion. And yes, fucking with someones lively hood is fucked up shit.

Posting up stuff on your own that CAN and DOES get people fired is pretty fucked up in itself. You fucked with your own livelihood by posting it here, so now we fucked with you. :lol:

[JARVIS518]

jgalts an asshole we all know, even he knows that
and i have the right to say this with out getting hurt cuz he already broke my 2 front teeth.

can we let it go now?

[shmike]

This thread is ridiculous.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/lowres/rman4481l.jpg

[SoFlaSV]

This thread is ridiculous.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/lowres/rman4481l.jpg
:iagree:

[Trip]

I think this is just a case of twfix/cf personalities haven't figured each other out yet. I am fucking with ya guys. I am not going to send emails to his work.

[Mr Lefty]

I think this is just a case of twfix/cf personalities haven't figured each other out yet. I am fucking with ya guys. I am not going to send emails to his work.

fuck you... I'm sending your boss an e-mail

[Trip]

fuck you... I'm sending your boss an e-mail

If anyone deserves to be fired, it's you. Leave those Korean boys alone.

[Mr Lefty]

just because they're flat chested doesn't make them boys

[azoomm]

just because they're flat chested doesn't make them boys

And that right there is quote-worthy

:panic:

[Trip]

just because they're flat chested doesn't make them boys

Like your Koreans no matter what sex, huh?

[Smittie61984]

And that right there is quote-worthy

:panic:

Plus 1

[Gas Man]

fuck you... I'm sending your boss an e-mail
SHIT I already did that. You mean I wasn't suppose to?

[Mr Lefty]

I meant to Trip's boss...

[Lamnidae]

bwa hahahahahaha.




WTF is "CF" anyways, was that the forum that stupid VS deflowered?

[Papa_Complex]

Yup. Cycleforums.

[Trip]

I meant to Trip's boss...

you're banned

[byron12]

I've got a negative reputation point for everyone in this thread....:shrug:

[Trip]

I've got a negative reputation point for everyone in this thread....:shrug:

Thanks for taking the fall for me, accomplice neg rep fairy.

[askmrjesus]

I've got a negative reputation point for everyone in this thread....:shrug:

How many of those do you need before you get a free toaster?

JC

[Lamnidae]

How many of those do you need before you get a free toaster?

JC

WTF, you get a toaster?

Hell of a lot better than Trip's god damned TWFix stickers!