Soon all chicks will become obsolete...MUAAAAA!!!!!

[fnfalman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l6buDfU9AY
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html
A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

"She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast," Le Trung tells the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Not only that, but Aiko speaks — in both English and, for some reason, Japanese. (Le Trung has a Vietnamese name.) She can also read.

"Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

She still can't walk, however. That will take a lot more work and, Le Trung tells the Globe and Mail, a new round of funding. He hopes to create and sell more pretty female robots in the future.

"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

[Dave]

haha nice

[Amorok]

I wonder about guys like this. Every nerd I know has fantasies of a robot woman, but this guy actually built one. Weird.

[OneSickPsycho]

Sweet.... but who wants one that talks?

[Rider]

The nice thing about it, is when you get tired of her, you can toss her ass in the garbage without her taking half of your money. :dthumb:

[rogue]

"I do not like to have my breasts touched" :wtf:

[Avatard]

Cherry 2000

[Flexin]

"I do not like to have my breasts touched" :wtf:

Thats what I'm saying. Built a robot woman and she won't let you feel her up. WTF???? She should only be able to moan. All of the rest of that noise that comes out her mouth is pointless. She should have a Dyson attached to her mouth and be able to hold at least 20 sex postions.

Back to the drawing board for him. :panic:

James

[smileyman]

See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

[Archren]

So when does the male version for us ladies come out? :tt:















Don't hurt me, Tracy... :lmao:

See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

:dthumb:

[Flexin]

See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

Fuck that. If its a robot I want it to do as I say. If I pay for a robot to so shit and it back talks me I'm going to find out if they showed the thing how to fight.

I want a woman to have her own mind. I want a robot to do as it is told.

James

[Papa_Complex]

<---

The guy is in Brampton. We have some pretty strange people in Brampton. I need to get out of Brampton.

[G-Rex]

....or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

....Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

That's the perfect description of a Brazilian woman right there! :dthumb: :D Even she will admit to that.

[Archren]

That's the perfect description of a Brazilian woman right there! :dthumb: :D Even she will admit to that.

:whistle:

[Lucky3623]

Did you see her Ninja Warrior Karate chop... no thanks... That's like getting a hand job from RoboCop... I'll pass.

[azoomm]

<---

The guy is in Brampton. We have some pretty strange people in Brampton. I need to get out of Brampton.

You know, I saw the location and worried about you for a moment... :lol:

[Archren]

Did you see her Ninja Warrior Karate chop... no thanks... That's like getting a hand job from RoboCop... I'll pass.

Next step is something like KOS-MOS (if you don't know.. yeah, you're not a nerd like me :lol: ) with a damn machine gun. :panic:

[Papa_Complex]

You know, I saw the location and worried about you for a moment... :lol:

No need to worry. Remember, I work in a university. I don't need to build a robot.

[smileyman]

Next step is something like KOS-MOS (if you don't know.. yeah, you're not a nerd like me :lol: ) with a damn machine gun. :panic:

Femme - bots? Shagadelic baby!

[Captain Morgan]

"I do not like to have my breasts touched" :wtf:

Exactly!! He said she's the perfect woman, but then she slaps your hand away??? This guy is gay!!!!

[Rider]

Exactly!! He said she's the perfect woman, but then she slaps your hand away??? This guy is gay!!!!

Not just gay, he's T-Rock gay.

[smileyman]

Exactly!! He said she's the perfect woman, but then she slaps your hand away??? This guy is gay!!!!

The perfect woman feels your hand on her breast, grabs your wrist with an Aikido wrist lock throwing you through a glass wall. Then she tackles you, rips off your tie with her teeth, and scrambles your brain with her gyrating hips:drool:

[CrazyKell]

<---

The guy is in Brampton. We have some pretty strange people in Brampton. I need to get out of Brampton.


Amen. Brampton isn't normal. :scared:

[Papa_Complex]

Amen. Brampton isn't normal. :scared:

No, it isn't, but on the other hand I can get some of the best Indian food in the world here :D

[unknownroad]

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

If you're a software engineer living with your parents, the thrill is in not having to use your hand :rockwoot:

[pauldun170]

all kidding aside, there is something about the feel of a woman's skin as you run your hand along....

Hey that fucking thing has three holes!!
Break out the 10 pack of C batteries cause it's gonna be a long night.

[BobTheBiker]

The nice thing about it, is when you get tired of her, you can toss her ass in the garbage without her taking half of your money. :dthumb:

or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.

[Quick281]

See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

I think I may write this down and turn it into a huge poster in my room. Forever remembering why I always take the hard paths in life. :rockwoot:

or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.


Cooking?

[Dragonpaco]

or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.

but then who will make me sandwiches!?

[BobTheBiker]

but then who will make me sandwiches!?

right. forgot about cooking. 5 things she must be able to do then.

[Dave]

Next step is something like KOS-MOS (if you don't know.. yeah, you're not a nerd like me :lol: ) with a damn machine gun. :panic:

not just a giant machine gun, giant machine guns outta nowhere! damn pocket universes. gotta wonder what other kinds of stuff she keeps in there :dthumb:

that reminds me i really need to finish 2 lol

[TommyHotWheel]

I can make any woman a sex robot using only Roofies and Duct Tape...FTW!

[rogue]

I can make any woman a sex robot using only Roofies and Duct Tape...FTW!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Dova80]

She is a god damn cripple... I think she caught polio

[Archren]

not just a giant machine gun, giant machine guns outta nowhere! damn pocket universes. gotta wonder what other kinds of stuff she keeps in there :dthumb:

that reminds me i really need to finish 2 lol

2 isn't that great... but 3 is fookin' bad ass. :dthumb:

[Dave]

2 isn't that great... but 3 is fookin' bad ass. :dthumb:

i'll keep that in mind next time im trolling the discount racks :dthumb: i wanna finish phantasy star universe first though

[Archren]

i'll keep that in mind next time im trolling the discount racks :dthumb: i wanna finish phantasy star universe first though

Episode 3 definitely has a lot of gratuitous stuff with KOS-MOS and T-elos.. I mean, a fucking phase cannon on a female android's chest? Yeah.... :lmao:

I am disappointed that 3 is the last one.. they were going to have 6 episodes total, but they opted to go ahead and end it at 3.

[Dnyce]

it says dont touch its breast...its a robot, do it anyway lol

"OSP NO!!!! put the shovel back! its a ....dammit."
"fuck off, she said no! no means shovel! ....hmmm usually theres more blood...."

"it was a robot, you didnt need the shovel this time bro"
"oh. (thinking) ok see ya"

"where the fuck you going now?"
"I got a fresh hole dug in my backyard, not wasting it on a fucking robot! theres a sorority nearby, so you can stay here and fuck skynet girl if you want, im outta here"

:lol:

[xx CURVE xx]

Oh come on that bitch can't cook

[Dragonpaco]

agreed, she needs an easy bake oven attachment

[xx CURVE xx]

agreed, she needs an easy bake oven attachment

and a bong lol

[Dragonpaco]

and someone needs to disconnect that voice.

[Dave]

Episode 3 definitely has a lot of gratuitous stuff with KOS-MOS and T-elos.. I mean, a fucking phase cannon on a female android's chest? Yeah.... :lmao:

I am disappointed that 3 is the last one.. they were going to have 6 episodes total, but they opted to go ahead and end it at 3.


nice! ill def have to check it out then. ive got a bad habit of getting most of the way therough an rpg and then forgetting about it. front mission 4 comes to mind lol

[Flexin]

agreed, she needs an easy bake oven attachment

George Forman grill or no deal. Those little easy back cakes go right to my hips.

James

[Dragonpaco]

fine, we'll go with the george forman, but i demand the omlette making attachment. man needs a hearty breakfast...

[smileyman]

I can make any woman a sex robot using only Roofies and Duct Tape...FTW!


My newest role model...TommyHotWheel!:twfix:

[rogue]

George Forman grill or no deal. Those little easy back cakes go right to my hips.

James


:wtf: You're a dude. You're not supposed to worry about shit like that.

[Flexin]

:wtf: You're a dude. You're not supposed to worry about shit like that.

:lol: Thats my favorite saying. I say it to everyone else. And I have to stay fit for life and the ladies. ;)

James

[rogue]

:lol: Thats my favorite saying. I say it to everyone else. And I have to stay fit for life and the ladies. ;)

James


Oh bullshit! Before marriage it's wine, women, and song.

Now it's supposed to be just beer, old lady, and TV. :lmao:

[Archren]

Oh bullshit! Before marriage it's wine, women, and song.

Now it's supposed to be just beer, old lady, and TV. :lmao:

He's just in denial about his balls being in her purse now. :D

[Flexin]

Oh bullshit! Before marriage it's wine, women, and song.

Now it's supposed to be just beer, old lady, and TV. :lmao:

You didn't see the wifes friends in a hot tub or on the dance floor. This brother needs to get back in top shape. Married life has been better then my single life. :lol:

James

[Particle Man]

she still talks too much :lol:

[Smittie61984]

The only reason it doesn't put out (In public) is because he knows that if he advertised it'd have sex with you and not require a house, automobiles, diamonds, etc. He'd be killed by women afraid of loosing their meal tickets.

[Dragonpaco]

also because then the whole world would know he's a robosexual

[rogue]

The only reason it doesn't put out (In public) is because he knows that if he advertised it'd have sex with you and not require a house, automobiles, diamonds, etc. He'd be killed by women afraid of loosing their meal tickets.

Not all women are looking for a meal ticket. Some have standards & can take care of themselves without help from anyone nor willing to be a man's playtoy......

[rogue]

also because then the whole world would know he's a robosexual

:rofl: