Fat is not Handicapped [Archive]

xx CURVE xx

12-23-2008, 10:03 AM

So i was made to move my bike cause i parked in a handicapped space...No sign on that spot...there was another bike there when i arrived...seems the painted cripple on the asphalt was faded and covered with water and mud...couldn't see it...

Anywho...the BITCH who cried about it isn't even "handicapped"...she's a fat fucking cow that has a cripple sticker on her car...cause shes fat.... wtf..

Hey how about you park further out and walk off the five Mcbreakfast biscuits you inhaled down on the way to work you fucking fat heffer slob whore..

:rant:

marko138

12-23-2008, 10:06 AM

Right...try telling them they aren't handicapped.

MILK

12-23-2008, 10:07 AM

I would check the law, in some states just having it painted on the pavement isn't legal. They must have a sign as well.

xx CURVE xx

12-23-2008, 10:09 AM

Right...try telling them they aren't handicapped.

when i see her i am...

ducati_atx

12-23-2008, 10:09 AM

I would check the law, in some states just having it painted on the pavement isn't legal. They must have a sign as well.

its that way in texas. you have to have the metal sign in addition to the painted part on the ground.

Of course, the owners of the place can still tow you for traspassing.

Papa_Complex

12-23-2008, 10:15 AM

Just for shits and giggles, I'll play devil's advocate. Many people who appear to be outwardly obese are so because of another underlying condition, that makes it difficult to shed weight. Arthritis, diabetes, and many other conditions tend to make it difficult to stay physically active (though with diabetes it's frequently a chicken and the egg sort of thing).

People who can't get around well on their own fall into the trap of using prepared foods, which are rich in fat. A few extra callories add up and weight isn't shed because of inactivity.

Now if you want to get into the handicapped placcard thing, we have a bit of an issue with them here, in Ontario, Canada. They are routinely granted to people over 100, because of the assumption that they can no longer get around on their own. A couple of years back it was found, via census, that there were a couple of hundred more plates issued to people over 100 than there are people of that age in the whole Province.

Figure that one out.

shmike

12-23-2008, 10:17 AM

Sometimes I park in the fat people spaces, while fat people stare and make fat people faces.

Papa_Complex

12-23-2008, 10:17 AM

"I'm an asshole.... yoyo yoyo...." :lol:

Rider

12-23-2008, 10:18 AM

http://unmotivationalposters.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=4909&g2_serialNumber=2

CrazyKell

12-23-2008, 10:19 AM

I usually don't park my bike in spaces.....I find somewhere else.

I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!

Adeptus_Minor

12-23-2008, 10:21 AM

I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!

Well, we keep petitioning them to cut out Oklahoma and some of the Midwest, but they keep turning us down. Apparently the procedure is not covered by our insurance.

xx CURVE xx

12-23-2008, 10:22 AM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/Your_Fat.jpg

marko138

12-23-2008, 10:27 AM

Sometimes I park in the fat people spaces, while fat people stare and make fat people faces.

NICE! A true classic.

Archren

12-23-2008, 10:37 AM

Well, we keep petitioning them to cut out Oklahoma and some of the Midwest, but they keep turning us down. Apparently the procedure is not covered by our insurance.

:rofl:

GIOSIX

12-23-2008, 11:08 AM

xx CURVE xx

12-23-2008, 11:12 AM

You should of pulled her stretchy pants down to her cankles and watched her struggle to pull them back up.

Fixed it for ya :lol:

fasternyou929

12-23-2008, 11:40 AM

I usually don't park my bike in spaces.....I find somewhere else.

I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!
Heh, that's the FIRST thing I noticed when I landed in O'Hare coming back from China. The first two 350+lb guys I saw waddling down the terminal caught me off-guard.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're disgusting. After only a week away, I was surprised by what I saw.

CrazyKell

12-23-2008, 11:48 AM

Heh, that's the FIRST thing I noticed when I landed in O'Hare coming back from China. The first two 350+lb guys I saw waddling down the terminal caught me off-guard.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks we're disgusting. After only a week away, I was surprised by what I saw.

My head teacher at my school in England actually pulled me aside to have a conversation with me about America. He just couldn't believe how "rotund" they were in general. He was so shocked. And after having traveled quite a bit now I'm shocked by it too....and slightly disgusted!

:scared:

Digifox

12-23-2008, 12:21 PM

Rider

12-23-2008, 12:25 PM

Quick fix.

Break your leg. . or sprain. . or W/E
Get a Handicap thing for 5 years

lol. . . .Them things are nice when it raining or REALLY cold outside. . . .
_____________
CrazyKell:
The US is a most disgusting County.
:whistle:

I got a temporary handicap tag when I got run over by a dump truck. I still haven't ever used it even one time.

xx CURVE xx

12-23-2008, 12:33 PM

Hondahugger

12-23-2008, 12:43 PM

They took my handicapped sticker away when I colored my hair brown :(

Papa_Complex

12-23-2008, 12:44 PM

A few years back, a ladyfriend of mine was in a serious crash while racing and injured her leg. When I say 'injured', I mean that it went through the rear wheel and was about 80% amputated by the chain.

She got a handicapped placcard and I did a lot of driving for her. I noticed two things. The first was that around Christmas people are complete assholes. They'll wedge themselves in between vehicles in handicapped spaces, to the point where the person who needs the spot can't get back into their vehicle. That's if they don't take the space, outright, because it's 'convenient.' Yes, it's convenient. It's also not for their use.

The second thing that I found was that certain self-righteous people are more than willing to tell you what an asshole you are to take a handicapped parking space, when you are completely healthy. Apparently these people are visually handicapped also, for they are unable to see that a passenger can be completely incapable of walking OR driving herself around.

And lastly, likely something north of 60% of the vehicles that are parked in handicapped spots are, in fact, driven there by the person who would normally act as a driver for such a person, but they are present WITHOUT the person who would need to be driven. In other words, they are fraudulently using the handicapped parking permit. When my friend wasn't in the truck with me, that thing came off the dashboard.

azoomm

12-23-2008, 12:45 PM

My head teacher at my school in England actually pulled me aside to have a conversation with me about America. He just couldn't believe how "rotund" they were in general. He was so shocked. And after having traveled quite a bit now I'm shocked by it too....and slightly disgusted!

:scared:

After living in Austin [read = overly active city] it's really creepy to go to San Antonio [read = most fat and sweaty city in the US].

Rider

12-23-2008, 12:49 PM

They took my handicapped sticker away when I colored my hair brown :(

I love your sig. :rofl:

jtemple

12-23-2008, 12:56 PM

I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!I dropped from 275 lbs. down to 156 lbs. That really opens your eyes about how disgustingly fat most Americans are.

CrazyKell

12-23-2008, 01:50 PM

Quick fix.
_____________
CrazyKell:
The US is a most disgusting County.
:whistle:

:didntdo: :?:

Hondahugger

12-23-2008, 01:52 PM

I love your sig. :rofl::lol: :)

xx CURVE xx

12-23-2008, 01:55 PM

I love your sig. :rofl:

me to ;) :lol:

t-homo

12-23-2008, 01:58 PM

This thread had me rolling. The dr phil, fat people faces, and especially "when I got run over by a dumptruck" cracked me up. Sorry rider, but how it came out was hilarious.

Rider

12-23-2008, 02:01 PM

This thread had me rolling. The dr phil, fat people faces, and especially "when I got run over by a dumptruck" cracked me up. Sorry rider, but how it came out was hilarious.

I did get run over though. I'm still in some pain nearly 2 months later.

t-homo

12-23-2008, 02:04 PM

I did get run over though. I'm still in some pain nearly 2 months later.

I can imagine. My back is still hurt from a football injury 4 years ago.

Rider

12-23-2008, 02:07 PM

I can imagine. My back is still hurt from a football injury 4 years ago.

It only gets worse the older you get.

t-homo

12-23-2008, 02:09 PM

It only gets worse the older you get.

Awesome. I have to compression fractures in vertebrae and a few pinched nerves. Basically two of my vertebrae went from this shape = to this shape <

Rider

12-23-2008, 02:17 PM

Awesome. I have to compression fractures in vertebrae and a few pinched nerves. Basically two of my vertebrae went from this shape = to this shape <

You're fucked.

t-homo

12-23-2008, 02:20 PM

You're fucked.

That's what I was afraid of. The thing that hurts it the very most is shoveling. Not only is there lifting a fair bit of weight from the wrong end of a lever, but also swinging and throwing it. Hurts like all hell. And my parents used to have a landscaping company that I worked for all of the time.

HRCNICK11

12-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Heres one that kills me. My wife is very fit she runs 5 miles at a time 3 times a week before work and on the other days she will lift weights. But take her ass to the mall and she drives around for 15 min to find a close parking space.

I'm some what round not huge by any means but I pull into a lot and park the walk is good for me.

That being said I have complained about draging my 400 pounds of tools from the 2 mile away parking lot cause I'm not driving the car make made at that plant. Freaking union shops kill me. Do you really need all those tools? Yeah do you think you could help me get them through the turnstyle, jackass! Sorry rant over.

Particle Man

12-23-2008, 10:20 PM

Take one for the team and fuck her brains out man. That way she will be nicer to the rest of us AND will have worked off a few pounds. Just aim for the wet spot....

Lamnidae

12-24-2008, 07:48 AM

I did get run over though. I'm still in some pain nearly 2 months later.

..... ohhhhhh

rider got run over by a dump truck, coming home from our house christmas eveeeeeee.....

Archren

12-24-2008, 09:25 AM

That's what I was afraid of. The thing that hurts it the very most is shoveling. Not only is there lifting a fair bit of weight from the wrong end of a lever, but also swinging and throwing it. Hurts like all hell. And my parents used to have a landscaping company that I worked for all of the time.

My ex had herniated/ruptured discs in his cervical spine (related to an injury from Iraq), so I'm familiar with the condition. He had (don't know if it's still as bad now.. we divorced in June) pretty bad nerve problems, especially in his left hand. He would randomly drop things because his hand would just not cooperate. Until they figured out it was his spine that was the problem, they were thinking he had carpal or radial tunnel. :lol:

Seriously, though, don't know what kind of medical insurance you have, but physical therapy *can* help it get better if you stick with it long enough.. it's not a permanent fix, and the pain won't go away altogether, but it can improve your quality of life. The next step would be surgery... if you can avoid having to go that route, that's probably best. :panic:

Any way you can avoid shoveling snow? (As in, get someone else to do it.. get a machine to do it.. something?) I realize NOT doing it isn't an option where you live.. but worsening your condition can conceivably have wide-reaching consequences. :shrug:

t-homo

12-24-2008, 09:50 AM

My ex had herniated/ruptured discs in his cervical spine (related to an injury from Iraq), so I'm familiar with the condition. He had (don't know if it's still as bad now.. we divorced in June) pretty bad nerve problems, especially in his left hand. He would randomly drop things because his hand would just not cooperate. Until they figured out it was his spine that was the problem, they were thinking he had carpal or radial tunnel. :lol:

Seriously, though, don't know what kind of medical insurance you have, but physical therapy *can* help it get better if you stick with it long enough.. it's not a permanent fix, and the pain won't go away altogether, but it can improve your quality of life. The next step would be surgery... if you can avoid having to go that route, that's probably best. :panic:

Any way you can avoid shoveling snow? (As in, get someone else to do it.. get a machine to do it.. something?) I realize NOT doing it isn't an option where you live.. but worsening your condition can conceivably have wide-reaching consequences. :shrug:

Yeah, I'm only 19, so normally live in the dorms. Right now I'm at my parents house so its still not a big problem. I did physical therapy for a few months before I went on a week long canoe trip on the boundary waters between MN and canada. Helped definitely, but they said it would never be permanent. Its not terrible unless I sleep at a weird angle or have to shovel, or random other acts that I find.

HRCNICK11

12-25-2008, 02:17 PM

On of the main reason the US has some of the fastest people in the world is our foods have tons of sugar in them compaired to the same foods in other countrys.

As an example I was in Germany a few years ago our Catsup is loaded with sugar(corn syrup really) theirs was Tomato paste in a packet. But really every thing I ate over there was far sweeter here. We put sugar in every thing for no reason other than to get us hooked on it and then keep loading us full of it.

Adeptus_Minor

12-25-2008, 07:10 PM

On of the main reason the US has some of the fastest people in the world is our foods have tons of sugar in them compaired to the same foods in other countrys.

Being hyper doesn't make you faster, it just makes you more annoying. :lol:

rogue

12-25-2008, 07:34 PM

Sugar is like CRACK!!!! :willy:

MikeSP1

12-26-2008, 03:43 AM

You really notice it a lot more when you go another nation. Try finding an obese Japanese person in Japan

xx CURVE xx

12-26-2008, 08:57 AM

You really notice it a lot more when you go another nation. Try finding an obese Japanese person in Japan

this kid did :p

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/sumo.jpg

MikeSP1

12-27-2008, 06:19 AM

this kid did :p

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/sumo.jpg

Those sumo's are wearing their mawashi, that kid's still wearing his diaper. And those sumo's train there bodies for a reason, with as powerful as they are I wouldn't really define them as obese. Sure, they've got some extra fat, but they're still extremely strong.