Real names put to Member names...

[Porkchop]

So I stumbled upon TWFix's Myspace page the other day... and without being able to see any of your profiles, it was slightly odd and slightly funny to see some of your real names. Especially the long standing TWFixers like Drewp, Ebbs, and Dlit who were here before the me...

So what I was thinking was it would be interesting to see what everybodys real name's were... you know, put a name to a member name type deal...

BTW I am.... Adam Kopczyk, and outside of work/school I go by AJ.... :twfix:

[SteveP]

Steven Perz. Call me what you will.

[Corey]

Brace yourself for minds to be blown.

Screen name: Corey
Real Name: Corey

[t-homo]

Thomas R.

[Quick281]

Alex Posegate (Pronounced Pohzgate)

Most people just call me by my last name.

[Mr Lefty]

Alex Posegate (Pronounced Pohzgate)

Most people just call me by my last name.

can we just call you poser? :lol:


Name's Brandon Eberhardt

[neebelung]

Natasha (most people just call me Nee, however).

[Mr Lefty]

Natasha (most people just call me Nee, however).

your Neebs to me... not that I talk about you alot... just... yeah... :leaving:

[Lamnidae]

Natasha (most people just call me Nee, however).

God, SUCH a hot Bond Girl name. lol




David G. on this end.

What's the G stand for (ain't nothin' but a G -thang baby!)

Well if you know this cow, then you know the name.... Yes, we have our own breed of cattle, we're that awesome.

http://www.belties.com.au/images/Rosco-600.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

David Godthatsafuckinguglycow... damn you must have had a hell of a time in school

[Lamnidae]

David Godthatsafuckinguglycow... damn you must have had a hell of a time in school

Nah they call it the Oreo cow. pretty popular w/ the fat chicks. :rockwoot:

[Mr Lefty]

Leopard print doesn't start with a C :lol:

[Lamnidae]

Leopard print doesn't start with a C :lol:

lost me on that one.

[Mr Lefty]

lost me on that one.

fat chicks love leopard print... or at least they seem to on the west coast... the only time you ever see leopard print... it's on a fat chick... or in her car... :panic:

[rogue]

Stephanie....please use all three syllables. I absolutely can't stand it to be shortened in any way.

Rogue is a nickname I was given a long time ago that stuck. Most people call me Rogue, I guess because it's shorter....and they're lazy. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

it's funny... at indy... everyone was their screen name... I don't even try really... I think I called Trip Nick once... took me forever to remember TRock's name...

I actually prefer Ebbs... so if I ever meet any of ya'll... let me say now... I'm call'n ya by your screen name...

unless someone joins with the name BigDaddy or some shit... :lol:

[neebelung]

your Neebs to me... not that I talk about you alot... just... yeah... :leaving:

:rofl: I get "Neebs" a lot, too.

God, SUCH a hot Bond Girl name. lol



*blush*

[Angee]

... so if I ever meet any of ya'll... let me say now... I'm call'n ya by your screen name...
No problem with that here... :lol:

I used to go by Myburm (short for my burmese, from when I had snakes) and Cabbiechick...had to shed that name after the divorce, quitting driving a cab and waking up and getting a real job. Not too many people spell it like I do, so getting the screen name hasn't been too hard.

[Hondahugger]

Jessica................ but I can't stand it when people call me that, it sounds so formal and impersonal. Not to mention that my mother ONLY used it when she was pissed at me. And then it was usually followed by the middle and last name too!

Jessi or Jess is just fine by me.

[OneSickPsycho]

Name's Fuck You... pronounced "Fuck Off".

[Corey]

Name's Fuck You... pronounced "Fuck Off".

Is that Czechoslovakian?

[OneSickPsycho]

Is that Czechoslovakian?

Uzbekistanian.

[Amber Lamps]

Name's Anal Onfirstdatman...people call me Lon for short.:diitb:

[itgirl]

the name's kimberly, but i go by kim, kimmy or even coco calypso if you're really lucky that night. ;)

[CrazyKell]

Much like Corey.......:lol:

My name is Kelly G. Lots of people call me Gee or Kell or Kellz.

[MILK]

Nicole

I am on 3 other motorcycle forums and my screen name on all three is Nicole. This is the only one that isn't my real name!

[2up]

My name is Michelle. I do answer to 2up though, in certain circles.

[Sixxxxer]

I think I would laugh if I heard Ebbs Call me Sixxxxer.

Scott S...Been Called Scotty,Scooter,Scottrick,Redhead Carrot Top Big Red...

Asshole works to.

Hell i answer to anything

[fasternyou929]

Dan here... not putting my last name out there though, I don't trust the web that much. :lol:

Name's Anal Onfirstdatman...people call me Lon for short.:diitb:You must be popular with the guys in Greenville! Or you're about to be.

[MikeSP1]

name is Mike and I ride a Honda RC51 SP1, currently in pieces

[Amber Lamps]

Dan here... not putting my last name out there though, I don't trust the web that much. :lol:

You must be popular with the guys in Greenville! Or you're about to be.

Yea,your sister says "hi" and wants to know if you have any Bactine ointment... j/k! I actually kind of thought that joke could go both ways myself but hey,the sacrifice of one's dignity is a small price to pay for a :D smilie!

[PhiSig1071]

The real name is Brian, most people call me by my real name, some people call me "phig" (pronounced "fig") which is a shortened version of Phi Sig. In case anyone was wondering my SN is from my fraternity, Phi Sigma Kappa.

[Dragonpaco]

jeff, but people call me rat, or probie depending on where i am

[Ninjakel]

Kelley. people usually call me Kel though.

Or bitch. I answer to that too

[Redd]

My first name is Anna-Lee. I have about a 50/50 split with people calling me Anna-Lee or Redd. Most of the guys at work call me Redd, most of my friends and family call me Anna or Anna-Lee. Dont ever call me Annie or Ann, I cant stand that.

[smileyman]

WOW picked the wrong time to eat chili pie while I surf....Just got a glance at OSP's new sig....Bleh.

Anyways my name is Nolan Christopher Smiley and I am the man, so Smileyman. I get called Smiley by alot of folks which is a compliment to me as my grandfather and father also go by that alot. Chris is what I am called by most everyone I know well.

My wife calls me Jesus, loudly, occaisionally not that i brag alot.

[derf]

I am Fred, but I do get a few people that will call me derf, the derf, or some derivative.

[Redd]

LMAO at your sig!
Smileyman

Are you picking on me?

lol

[Quick281]

can we just call you poser? :lol:


Name's Brandon Eberhardt

Yeah, and then I could fall back into highschool nightmares. :panic: Pussygate, Possegate, I have heard them all.

[smileyman]

LMAO at your sig!
Smileyman

Are you picking on me?

lol


What? Why? Are we picking teams?:drool:

[JoJoYZF]

Joe Darren, JoJo came from a few friends about 7 or 8 years ago. I still have the occasional person call me Joey or JD and I answer to just about any profane people decide to call me.

[Cutty72]

it's funny... at indy... everyone was their screen name... I don't even try really... I think I called Trip Nick once... took me forever to remember TRock's name...

I actually prefer Ebbs... so if I ever meet any of ya'll... let me say now... I'm call'n ya by your screen name...

unless someone joins with the name BigDaddy or some shit... :lol:

You called me Ryan most of the time when you were here...
Comonboys you had a bit of a prob remembering her real name.

Though it was funny when you refered to me as "cutty" to your dad, after introducing me as "Ryan" He was a bit confused. :lol:

[ericr]

I'm Eric Rush, easy wasn't it?

I go by Eric, or Rush or anything long as you don't call me late for supper :D

[Redd]

I'm Eric Rush, easy wasn't it?

I go by Eric, or Rush or anything long as you don't call me late for supper :D

I thought you were Operator 69?

lmao

[fasternyou929]

Yea,your sister says "hi" and wants to know if you have any Bactine ointment... j/k! I actually kind of thought that joke could go both ways myself but hey,the sacrifice of one's dignity is a small price to pay for a :D smilie!

:lol: I always read my posts and think of the worst way it could be interpreted, too.

[ericr]

I thought you were Operator 69?

lmao

Ssshhhhhhssssss that's our secret Anna!! :lmao: I'll be whoever you want me to be!! :lol:

[Redd]

Oooops! I let the cat outa the bag. lol

[smileyman]

69? "Cat" outta the bag? Get a room U two!:diitb:

[Redd]

Do it in the butt?



:panic:

lol

Eric is my Breast I mean best friend!

[smileyman]

:diitb:

Don't mind me I was just jealous. Cute sig BTW.

[Redd]

Thanks! :) I wanted to show off my cones.

[Lucky3623]

Real name is Ron, been known as Lucky for quite some time now... Peope usually call me Ron, Lucky, or You sick fuck...

[ericr]

Thanks! :) I wanted to show off my cones.


Your cones are worth showing off too!!! Those are Great Northern Cones aren't they? :D





Eric is my Breast I mean best friend!

:D

[smileyman]

Looks like Christmas cones to me!

[Redd]

Yes, great northern Wisconsin Midwestern cheese head Christmas cones.

My cones bring all the boys to the yard.

[smileyman]

Shame they couldn't keep Brett Favre home:idk:

[Redd]

Shame they couldn't keep Brett Favre home:idk:

Hahaha! Touche!

Looks like the jets arent so pleased with him anyways. He should have stayed retired and ended his career on a good note! They can keep him and his interception record.

[njchopper87]

Eric Pagan. Most people just call me Eric, but I've been called Pagano or by the really lazy people E.

[rogue]

Eric Pagan. Most people just call me Eric, but I've been called Pagano or by the really lazy people E.

You must have a twin...or at least in names. I'll have to double check the first name when I get to work, but we have a client who has an employee with the last name of Pagan....if I'm not mistaken, his first name is Eric too. :scratch:

He's up north somewhere....not in SC though.

[njchopper87]

The last name is somewhat popular, I used to have like 3 people all unrelated to me sharing it in high school. As far as the north goes, I used to live in Jersey a few years ago, but that's about it.

[SCVetteNBusa]

Dave here :rockwoot:

[JARVIS518]

phil jarvis
been going by jarvis since middle school so it stuck

[lauralynne]

Mine's an anagram - Really A Nun
:whistle:

[xx CURVE xx]

Sir Loin

[Dave]

ill give you three guesses.

yeah its dave, most of my friends just call me famous though

[Tsunami]

Gina and everyone calls me Gina

[VatorMan]

I'm just boring old Tom.:sorry:

[Mr Lefty]

You called me Ryan most of the time when you were here...
Comonboys you had a bit of a prob remembering her real name.

Though it was funny when you refered to me as "cutty" to your dad, after introducing me as "Ryan" He was a bit confused. :lol:

ahh yeah true... but that's cause when I first met ya your screen name was SV... then you changed it...

Comonboys I still have trouble with... I'll see an e-mail and be like... who the fuck... oh that's right...

I am seriously HORRIBLE with names... fuck that's why I joined the military... I'd forget mine if it wasn't on my uniform! :lol:

Sixxxer... I guarantee when/if we meet... I'll be call'n you Sixer... at least for a while...

[rogue]

ahh yeah true... but that's cause when I first met ya your screen name was SV... then you changed it...

Comonboys I still have trouble with... I'll see an e-mail and be like... who the fuck... oh that's right...

I am seriously HORRIBLE with names... fuck that's why I joined the military... I'd forget mine if it wasn't on my uniform! :lol:

Sixxxer... I guarantee when/if we meet... I'll be call'n you Sixer... at least for a while...


I have a tendency of calling people by their screen names. I identify better that way. :idk: And I'm used to being called Rogue too, so no issues. I'd rather be called Rogue than to hear my real name shortened. That really makes me twitch. So does seeing Rogue misspelled. :skep:

[PhiSig1071]

:scratch:

How do you mis-spell rogue?

[askmrjesus]

Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

JC

[Archren]

Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

JC

:rofl: :lmao:

Being holy has it's drawbacks. :lol:



My name is Carolina (pronounced Carol-ee-na).. used to go by Cari in high school, but only a small number of people still call me that.. Dave (tdah for CF folks) calls me "Caro".. but generally Carolina is a safe bet. :D

[rogue]

:scratch:

How do you mis-spell rogue?

Rouge.....which it gets spelled like that OFTEN. :willy:

[PhiSig1071]

:idk:

Not by me.

[rogue]

:idk:

Not by me.

I didn't say you. :p

Sixxxer does it when he's drunk....all the time. :lol:

I see it every once in a while. I try to resign to the fact they just made a typo so I never say anything....but it still makes me twitch. :lol:

[PhiSig1071]

I didn't say you. :p

Sixxxer does it when he's drunk....all the time. :lol:

I see it every once in a while. I try to resign to the fact they just made a typo so I never say anything....but it still makes me twitch. :lol:

I know the feeling, the whole brian/bryan thing pisses me off on occasion.

[VatorMan]

I just wanna grab Rogues chain and hang on...:diitb:

[Flexin]

James Miller Or Cory if you ask my family.

aka Daddy
aka Black Stallion
aka GQ
aka Lightning

James

[rogue]

James Miller Or Cory if you ask my family.

aka Daddy
aka Black Stallion
aka GQ
aka Lightning

James

aka Sexay as hell :p

[lauralynne]

Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

JC

How awkward is it when they call out your DAD's NAME during sex?!

[Flexin]

aka Sexay as hell :p

:lol: Thanks. I miss my whip smiley.

James

[Dave]

Rouge.....which it gets spelled like that OFTEN. :willy:

I didn't say you. :p

Sixxxer does it when he's drunk....all the time. :lol:

I see it every once in a while. I try to resign to the fact they just made a typo so I never say anything....but it still makes me twitch. :lol:

haha hes a redhead you know, figures he'd try to spell it in the french word for red

[rogue]

haha hes a redhead you know, figures he'd try to spell it in the french word for red

Being a ginger, methinks he'd being spelling it in Irish or Gaelic. :lol:

[Dave]

being irish methinks hes too drunk for that ;)

[Sixxxxer]

Fuck you All...

:lol

[KSGregman]

Greg

Going by gimp for another 4 weeks, though until I get this cast off my right arm. Knuckles to just below my bicep. SUCKS

[Rider]

My name is Ed, but usually people just call me asshole. :idk:

[RACER X]

My name is Ed, but usually people just call me asshole. :idk:

+ 1

:rockout:

[racedoll]

I'm Kara, plain and simple.

[dReWpY]

Will Monroe

[Adeptus_Minor]

guess that makes me just another "Greg".

[Bassplayer]

My names Tyler, I go by Ty.

[tached1000rr]

I'm Thomas........

[Amorok]

I usually go by "Oh, shit, here he comes!"

Rogue, lots of things seem to make you twitch. *thinks about twitching Rogue*

[shmike]

Sean

NOT:

Shaun
Shawn
Shon
Shane
Seen
See-ann
or
Mike

[psychochild28]

Drew Peacock

or Will Monroe

[Mr Lefty]

or Will Monroe

and damn is he faster then me


:zowned:

[buzzcutt2]

Bryan here...Buzz to my forum friends.

[dReWpY]

:mod:

[Cutty72]

:mod:

Nice work... Glad I caught it before the edit... :lol:

[Bassplayer]

twas interesting :lol:

[TommyHotWheel]

Thomas...Tom, Tommy, T.J., Junior, Big One, Bones, or Headshot.

[Phenix_Rider]

Nickname? Well, not yet, but I'm working on it. How's this sound...Miiike...?[/Stripes QUOTE]

I'm just James. Of course I get all the variations- if I don't like one, I'll ignore it. Or I'll ignore you if I don't like ya. I get Phenix/Phoenix a lot too- makes things easy, since I use that everywhere on the net. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

:mod:

oh... you're here now... ok... YOU'RE GAY

[psychochild28]

oh... you're here now... ok... YOU'RE GAY

Just cause you wish he was so you two could date doesn't mean you have to be annoying

[Mr Lefty]

Just cause you wish he was so you two could date doesn't mean you have to be annoying

yes it does.

[psychochild28]

yes it does.

just come out of the closet and get over yourself

[Mr Lefty]

just come out of the closet and get over yourself

this is more fun

[Bassplayer]

:lol:

[Katherine]

Screen Name: Katherine
Real Name: Katherine

However, some of the brats that attended MotoGP were too lazy to say my full name, and I have since been referred to as Kat which I believe is better suited to an aerobics instructor or someone that uses 'like' as a verbal pause. Neither of which describe me.

[xx CURVE xx]

El Choriso

[Antwanny]

you get 1 fucking guess
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[Cutty72]

you get 1 fucking guess

Ummm.... Bob? :lol:

[Antwanny]

Ummm.... Bob? :lol:

Wrong its Tron
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[Cutty72]

Wrong its Tron

Damn... :sorry:



:lol:

[Mr Lefty]

Screen Name: Katherine
Real Name: Katherine

However, some of the brats that attended MotoGP were too lazy to say my full name, and I have since been referred to as Kat which I believe is better suited to an aerobics instructor or someone that uses 'like' as a verbal pause. Neither of which describe me.

actually Kat, Rae called you kitty Kat.

[Leon]

Dave

[Rider]

Screen Name: Katherine
Real Name: Katherine

However, some of the brats that attended MotoGP were too lazy to say my full name, and I have since been referred to as Kat which I believe is better suited to an aerobics instructor or someone that uses 'like' as a verbal pause. Neither of which describe me.

actually Kat, Rae called you kitty Kat.

"El Gato" :whistle:

[Katherine]

"El Gato" :whistle:

What's said at Starbucks, stays at Starbucks, Mr. Rider.

[dReWpY]

oh snap, you got the bold treatment...

[Rider]

oh snap, you got the bold treatment...

:idk: why.

[xx CURVE xx]

Sir Loin :D

[Yamerhaw]

Stephen, but nobody calls me that except my girlfriend, Most call me Steve or as the Name tag on my blue collar uniforms says, "Steve-O"

[marko138]

Roger.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Guess.

[tached1000rr]

Guess.

Hmmn, ok, Colleen!!!!!!

[Digifox]

Hm...Hmm....
Shhhh...
No one must know my name....

<_< >_> <_< <_>

[Antwanny]

Sir Loin :D

Detroit Rock City?
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[Mrs. Colleen]

Hmmn, ok, Colleen!!!!!!

You win! :dthumb:

[Mr Lefty]

You win! :dthumb:

now... we get to ask you a question...


WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?!

[Mrs. Colleen]

now... we get to ask you a question...


WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN?!

:whistle:

It has been almost 80* out every day here for the past week-two weeks...I have been at the beach and riding! :whistle:

Actually...it seems like most of the posts these days have are off topic...I already have a forum I visit for OT stuff...I come here to read and learn about bikes...and of course the occasional drunken post...like this one. :whistle:

;)

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: drunken post huh... well then...

:nopicsbs: :lol:

you get over your fear of freeways?


and yeah I hear ya about the OT shit... annoying

[Mrs. Colleen]

:lol: drunken post huh... well then...

:nopicsbs: :lol:

you get over your fear of freeways?


and yeah I hear ya about the OT shit... annoying

:lol: My sister is in town...we are about to go out....

I am over my fear of freeways...for the most part. I find myself being more aggressive in traffic because people are annoying! Not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing though! :whistle:

I am hoping the OT stuff will go away when people can ride their bikes again. :beers:

[tached1000rr]

I'm with you Colleen, I'm way more interested in riding, discussions regarding techniques, advice, technical and mechanical discussions.

[Mr Lefty]

nice... all the more reason to post Pics!

nice good to see you're getting comfortable. as far as more agressive... it can be good and bad...

and it's tough to say about the OT... alot seems to have started after the new folks came... but they're mostly in FL and Tx... so they don't have an off season

[marko138]

Frank.

[Cutty72]

I'd say it's slackened off a bit since we've gotten to know one another a bit, and the "new" forum has worn off. Still a lot of meaningless shit that I just ignore though.

[Amber Lamps]

I'd say it's slackened off a bit since we've gotten to know one another a bit, and the "new" forum has worn off. Still a lot of meaningless shit that I just ignore though.


My "mark forums read" button gets a huge workout.

[Cutty72]

My "mark forums read" button gets a huge workout.

Truth. Keeps things easier.

[Mr Lefty]

My "mark forums read" button gets a huge workout.

same here... anymore I rarely click the NEW POSTS... usually it's just the My Active Posts.... and then mark forums as read.

[Kco3rdSOG]

Jason will do. I would spell out my real name but no one ever gets it right.

My friends call me Jaybird (long story)
Everyone else calls me ass hole, jerk, and many many other choice things. I'm just a little misunderstood. I once had my Platoon Sergeant call me a harsh abrasive prick, not really sure why though...lol

[Archren]

Jason will do. I would spell out my real name but no one ever gets it right.

My friends call me Jaybird (long story)
Everyone else calls me ass hole, jerk, and many many other choice things. I'm just a little misunderstood. I once had my Platoon Sergeant call me a harsh abrasive prick, not really sure why though...lol

:rofl: I keep telling you... you have that stand-offish presence to ya when you're in a good mood, and then it's just straight up "fuck off" when you're in a bad mood. You just don't see it. :lol:

[Kco3rdSOG]

I am a nice guy once people get to know me. You are right though, you have been telling me this for over a year now I think and I still don't see it.

[shmike]

I can't tell you how many times I've been called "Mike" based on my screen name. :lol:

[Rider]

I can't tell you how many times I've been called Gary. :lol Why, I have no idea.

[pauldun170]

I can't tell you how many times I've been called Gary. :lol Why, I have no idea.

You ask for Explanation.
You get explanation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAYcR8w_tE&feature=related

[Rider]

Ouch!

[Particle Man]

James.

[karl_1052]

real name is Ace.:D

[MissHell]

MissHell = Michelle :coffee:

[Particle Man]

real name is Ace.:D

Full name: Ace Hole





redflip

[derf]

Derf, but my full name is Derf slayer of dragons and small furry animals, defender of the realm on the left the realm on the right and sometimes the realm in the middle, creator of some stuff and destroyer of some other stuff, Duke of Earl and Earl of Duke, the Clit Commander, Master of the high seas and all that is holy in this world on the water.

[HurricaneHeather]

My name is a secret.

[Cutty72]

Hello A secret :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Hello A secret :lol:

:lol:

Your cleverness knows no bounds.

[Full Throttle]

My name is Joseph Moyer I usually go by Moyer because i played Football.

[askmrjesus]

My name is Joseph Moyer I usually go by Moyer because i played Football.

I guess that explains why Joe Namath went by "Joe".

JC

[marko138]

Kenneth Noisewater.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Kenneth Noisewater.

For real? You are an enigma...

[Rangerscott]

Kenneth Noisewater.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."







I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.

[Mr Lefty]

I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.


I'm gonna call you Bob for short.

[Dave]

Apparently my brilliant simplification plan has failed, gas still asked me who I was on the boards yesterday :lmao:

[Trip]

Rusty Shackleford

[Papa_Complex]

Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford is dead.

[Rider]

Balsac The Mighty

[NONE_too_SOFT]

turd fergeson is the name, but my friends call me turd.

[LeeNetworX]

Shitstain McFuckstick

[Trip]

Huck Farley?

[Rider]

Gonad The Ballbarian

[askmrjesus]

I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.

Fucking stalker.

JC