It's shocking this is still happening!

[CrazyKell]

Who the fuck still uses this? Seriously!

If I see a recent picture of someone giving "the shocker" I immediately want to wish them harm. Seriously! :plzdie:

[Particle Man]

someone had cold hands, didn't they?

redflip

[DaveDD]

We actual sell giant decals of them...it's more a joke than anything though. We've only sold two, and they both went to Australia. :lol:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12294986

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.28502402.jpg

[CrazyKell]

You. Look. Retarded! :wtfru:

[JARVIS518]

this isnt good for speedy then

[Particle Man]

You. Look. Retarded! :wtfru:judging by that picture, he's been with some really large women or women who are particularly loose...

[Flexin]

someone had cold hands, didn't they?

redflip

:lol::lol:

James

[Alicia]

this isnt good for speedy then

aaahahahahhahahahahaa

how bout this one?? :D Hooters 2005.. heh.

http://fototime.com/%7B58ED5318-03AE-4C9D-9288-67973179F1F5%7D/picture.JPG

[Ninjakel]

oh look!!! Its Misty :lol:

[Alicia]

well this is just fun..

http://fototime.com/%7B42670AC8-6A7B-4FB4-89AC-3B7D682D4FA2%7D/picture.JPG

http://fototime.com/%7BCB9EC65E-EFC3-404A-B2D4-1DFC544B3B9A%7D/picture.JPG

yaaay.

http://fototime.com/%7B563143F6-5086-4985-A272-2816064571BF%7D/picture.JPG

I could post these all day.. ahahahah

[CrazyKell]

It's only funny if it's done in jest. It is NOT funny if people do it in every single photo that's taken of them. :shrug:

[Alicia]

oh look!!! Its Misty :lol:

thought you'd enjoy that.

[Ninjakel]

i've got better pics. or worse, depending on how you look at it :lmao:

[JARVIS518]

It's only funny if it's done in jest. It is NOT funny if people do it in every single photo that's taken of them. :shrug:

u need to meet speedy

[CrazyKell]

u need to meet speedy

No I do not. :panic:

[Ninjakel]

:lmao:

[Avatard]

http://poopnugget.com/files/bush-shocker.jpg

[Alicia]

i've got better pics. or worse, depending on how you look at it :lmao:

:lmao:

No I do not. :panic:

Awwww.. hes harmless! Just dont ever be in a room with him alone and you'll be fine. :D

[OneSickPsycho]

I've been known to toss out the shocker.

[Amber Lamps]

I've been known to toss out the shocker.

As previously stated,I use the ring finger for the stink...
I'm guessing that the OP had some "uninvited" shock recently....

[OneSickPsycho]

As previously stated,I use the ring finger for the stink...
I'm guessing that the OP had some "uninvited" shock recently....

Thumb FTW.

The bowling ball.

[2up]

No I do not. :panic:


You are TOO funny!!!

[OneSickPsycho]

You are TOO funny!!!

Nothing ass to mouth makes me cry too.

[2up]

Nothing ass to mouth makes me cry too.

Que? Huh?

[SoFlaSV]

http://www.soflasportbikes.com/forum/customavatars/avatar515_11.gif

[Homeslice]

Not sure what the sideways peace sign is supposed to mean either. Guess it's a white girl thing.

The way I see it it's something people do when they lack the self-confidence to just stand there and smile. They figure to themselves, "oh this picture is gonna turn out ugly no matter what I do, so might as well throw a sign and make a funny face.....That way nobody will think I was trying to look pretty and failed"

[askmrjesus]

Not sure what the sideways peace sign is supposed to mean either. Guess it's a white girl thing.


Who you callin' a white girl mofo?

JC

[askmrjesus]

Shit.

Wrong picture.

JC

[Particle Man]

:lol:

[fasternyou929]

Shit.

Wrong picture.

JC
Still wrong, that's the shocker, not the sideways peace sign!

Not exactly a white girl, but I don't feel like spending more time looking for a picture.

[EpyonXero]

Who the fuck still uses this? Seriously!

If I see a recent picture of someone giving "the shocker" I immediately want to wish them harm. Seriously! :plzdie:

Have you been shocked recently? :whistle:

[Rider]

aaahahahahhahahahahaa

how bout this one?? :D Hooters 2005.. heh.

http://fototime.com/%7B58ED5318-03AE-4C9D-9288-67973179F1F5%7D/picture.JPG


I'd pay good money to see these 3 girls give each other the shocker.

[neebelung]

It's kind of a joke amongst our friends; every group shot is done twice -- one with shockers, once without. We call it 'white girl gang signs.' :lol:

[CrazyKell]

Have you been shocked recently? :whistle:

You offering?

:sw: :nf:

[Trip]

svrider.com use to have motoshocker stickers, it was incredibly ghey.

[Corey]

The shocker is old and lame. Everyone knows The Minivan is where it's at. Two in the front, five in the rear.

[smileyman]

But how do you throw a mini van sign:idk:

I say just go for the Number one. They should know what you have in mind:diitb:

[AquaPython]

ugg ok lets see if i can set some things straight -
white chicks? gang signs? this may clear things up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lxwlHVhw

shocker has been around for the better part of this decade. pretty funny in the right time and place. can be over used. i am thinking that crazykel maybe just really wants to be shocked so she can get to the 'bottom' of all this hoopla and not feel so 'unfulfilled'. pun intended.

im a fan of the "show-stopper", my self. 1 in the pink, 3 in the stink. easy to do, fun for the whole family.

[fnfalman]

I prefer the Buddha Fist technique. The whole hand in the asshole.

[z06boy]

I prefer the Buddha Fist technique. The whole hand in the asshole.

That doesn't hurt your azz ?

[Amorok]

I keep my hands in my pockets during most pictures. If I have to do something with a hand I'll give the peace sign, a thumbs-up, or the bird, depending on the circumstance. As for what I do with my hand during sex, I usually lean on it while I'm pile-driving my chick. If I'm behind her I gently hold her at the hips or waist while pounding it. Or I run my hands up and down her sides hoping it'll tickle, that's always fun. Not really sure what the need to hold a chick by the crotch is, you guys have fun.

[PhiSig1071]

:whistle:

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v357/247/101/589535176/n589535176_4637068_4476.jpg

[fnfalman]

That doesn't hurt your azz ?

Not if she's gentle and uses a lot of lube.

[z06boy]

Not if she's gentle and uses a lot of lube.

:lol::lol: Good comeback

[Lucky3623]

http://image.minyanville.com/assets/FCK/Image/OBS/shocker.JPG

[Amber Lamps]

As for what I do with my hand during sex, I usually lean on it while I'm pile-driving my chick. If I'm behind her I gently hold her at the hips or waist while pounding it. Or I run my hands up and down her sides hoping it'll tickle, that's always fun. Not really sure what the need to hold a chick by the crotch is, you guys have fun.

Yea it's called "fore-play" buddy some of us do things to our dates BEFORE we fuck them! Oh and in stead of "gently caressing/tickling" during sex,may I suggest that you lube up at least one finger and stick it in her ass during sex. She may not think you are as "sensitive" anymore but when she comes so hard that she pushes your cock out....:whistle:

[itgirl]

everyone should start throwing 'rock paper scissors' signs in pics. i think that'd be amusing. at least to me. i'm simple like that. :D

[EpyonXero]

You offering?

:sw: :nf:

Youll be shocked alright . . :bump: :eatatthey:

[Homeslice]

Mick Jagger imitation?

[CrazyKell]

Youll be shocked alright . . :bump: :eatatthey:

:bump::suprisebuttsects:

[pickle.of.doom]

Mick Jagger imitation?

Plastic surgery disasters :D

[Captain Morgan]

All the guys in my cousins wedding threw out the shocker when they took the pic of the groomsmen. Sorry, don't have the pic.

As for the white chicks and gang signs, I had to howl at that video cause a friend of mine does that.

[Amorok]

Yea it's called "fore-play" buddy some of us do things to our dates BEFORE we fuck them! Oh and in stead of "gently caressing/tickling" during sex,may I suggest that you lube up at least one finger and stick it in her ass during sex. She may not think you are as "sensitive" anymore but when she comes so hard that she pushes your cock out....:whistle:

Negative, my wife let me know early in our relationship that that wasn't allowed. And when women are panting and drooling with the desire as soon as I show up, what do I need foreplay for? Is it what I do when they're struggling to tear my clothes off? Honestly.

[the chi]

It's kind of a joke amongst our friends; every group shot is done twice -- one with shockers, once without. We call it 'white girl gang signs.' :lol:


Ditto. A good friend of mine ALWAYS throws the shocker into a group pic, and to us, its just HIM. Now, whenever he isnt around for a pic, we all do one in honor of him, all of us throwing the "shocka" out just for fun. :lol:

[TommyHotWheel]

everyone should start throwing 'rock paper scissors' signs in pics. i think that'd be amusing. at least to me. i'm simple like that. :D

Rock...Paper...Scissors...Mentok! I win!:rockwoot:

[fasternyou929]

Rock...Paper...Scissors...Mentok! I win!:rockwoot:

Where did I hear that before? Big Bang Theory?

[Amber Lamps]

Where did I hear that before? Big Bang Theory?


It reminds me of a Harvey Birdman episode...

[TommyHotWheel]

It reminds me of a Harvey Birdman episode...

Ding!Ding!Ding! Harvey Birdman...Big Bang was something like Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard...Spock!

[racedoll]

I was watching Extreme Logging tonight and they did this on the show. I about died!

[Alicia]

I'd pay good money to see these 3 girls give each other the shocker.
Umm.. the middle one is me.. and while Victoria (brunette to my left) is cool, I wouldnt stick my fingers in any of her orifices. As for the other one.. No thanks. :panic:

everyone should start throwing 'rock paper scissors' signs in pics. i think that'd be amusing. at least to me. i'm simple like that. :D

ahahahahahahahaha that would hilarious.