Welcome Mistress Maygin!

[Mistress Maygin]

Name's Maygin.
I'mma learnin' how to ride, and will hopefully be getting a bike soon since I got my promotion (aka lots more money)!

I live in Miami and will be managing a new MovieStop in Pines by the end of the month.

I was invited here by a friend on the other board, and I see some names I recognize, and lots more that I don't. So, who is everyone?!

[OneSickPsycho]

Good to see you... :twfix:

[DLIT]

Who dat?

[OneSickPsycho]

Who dat?

Some chick from another forum... She's got great tits.

[Trip]

she just got approved

[OneSickPsycho]

she just got approved

Woo hoo! Ignore my PM...

[DLIT]

Some chick from another forum... She's got great tits.

Excellent.

[Trip]

Kewl, Welcome

:twfix:

[OneSickPsycho]

We're all fucked up sociopaths... You'll fit right in...

[pickle.of.doom]

I knew there had to be a reason OSP was making a welcome post

[DLIT]

I knew there had to be a reason OSP was making a welcome post

Because he's a gentleman?

[OneSickPsycho]

Because he's a gentleman?

And a scholar motherfucker!

She's kinda like a female me...:panic:

[pickle.of.doom]

Ahh... a fatty :lol: j/k

[OneSickPsycho]

Ahh... a fatty :lol: j/k

Fuckin' dick. Like me less the fat part... fuckin' dick.

[pickle.of.doom]

:lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

:lol:

Dick

[pickle.of.doom]

Dick

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/bakedpickle/Smilies/fc473da3.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/bakedpickle/Smilies/moonedu.gif

[Mr Lefty]

:welcome: so how do you pronounce your name? is it like Meghan? or like the month and the drink?

[OneSickPsycho]

:welcome: so how do you pronounce your name? is it like Meghan? or like the month and the drink?

Megatron.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

rtfm...
it states you must post pics.


No welcome. can i get some free copies?

[OneSickPsycho]

rtfm...
it states you must post pics.


No welcome. can i get some free copies?

Stop! You have 666 posts!

[NONE_too_SOFT]

god damn i spend number 667 flaming you ... fuck shit cock.


i coulda been set in gold.

[pickle.of.doom]

ahh he already ruined it

[NONE_too_SOFT]

wish i could go back...


theres always 6666 but i think ebbs will prolly hit that tomorrow sometime.

[OneSickPsycho]

wish i could go back...


theres always 6666 but i think ebbs will prolly hit that tomorrow sometime.

He's a :pwhore2:bag...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

oops he just eclipsed 9000 posts while you were typing that.

amazing how he taught himself how to type faster using his vagina lips.

[OneSickPsycho]

Well we've officially fucked this thread up...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

man its the only thing im good at anymores.


Im sleepin now.

[pickle.of.doom]

Well, it is a welcome thread, might as well show 'em how this place works right off the bat :D

[NONE_too_SOFT]

how this place works?


it doesnt. the end.

[Rider]

Welcome over from FSB.

[neebelung]

:welcome:

[NeonspeedRT]

Welcome. :twfix:

[fpzx10]

:welcome:

[marko138]

Hello.

[dReWpY]

howdy

[Mistress Maygin]

Holy crap! Now that's a welcome!

To clarify- I am not a fatty. I have amazing tits. And my name is ACTUALLY spelled Megan (and thus pronounced), but Maygin is a "nickname" given to me by my highschool teammates after a long discussion about the 8 million ways to spell Megan/Meghan/Magen/etc and how silly some of them were (as though you cared). But I also go by Megatron :D And yes, I'm like a hotter, thinner OSP (with smaller, yet better tits :P ).

Hi!

[Rider]

Holy crap! Now that's a welcome!

To clarify- I am not a fatty. I have amazing tits. And my name is ACTUALLY spelled Megan (and thus pronounced), but Maygin is a "nickname" given to me by my highschool teammates after a long discussion about the 8 million ways to spell Megan/Meghan/Magen/etc and how silly some of them were (as though you cared). But I also go by Megatron :D And yes, I'm like a hotter, thinner OSP (with smaller, yet better tits :P ).

Hi!

:nopicsbs: Pic or ban...

[t-homo]

:nopicsbs: Pic or ban...

I'm with this guy. Welcome btw.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Holy crap! Now that's a welcome!

To clarify- I am not a fatty. I have amazing tits. And my name is ACTUALLY spelled Megan (and thus pronounced), but Maygin is a "nickname" given to me by my highschool teammates after a long discussion about the 8 million ways to spell Megan/Meghan/Magen/etc and how silly some of them were (as though you cared). But I also go by Megatron :D And yes, I'm like a hotter, thinner OSP (with smaller, yet better tits :P ).

Hi!

I dont know whether to tell you post pics of your tits or just fucking run scared...

[Rider]

I dont know whether to tell you post pics of your tits or just fucking run scared...

She's cool, she knows how to deal with leghumpers. FSB is no slouch in that area.

[fnfalman]

Welcome, Mistress!!

Please, please, please, whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks.

[Mr Lefty]

so I'm surprised OSP doesn't have you in the pit... putting lotion on... or... do you have him in your.... nm... not gonna finish that

[neebelung]

so I'm surprised OSP doesn't have you in the pit... putting lotion on... or... do you have him in your.... nm... not gonna finish that

...who d'ya think brought her here? :lol: (He's just got wireless intarwebz in his pit apparently :dvrofl: )

[Mr Lefty]

...who d'ya think brought her here? :lol: (He's just got wireless intarwebz in his pit apparently :dvrofl: )

or she's got the intarwebz in her p.... nm

[Mrs. Colleen]

:welcome:

[Vettezilla (Impala Balko)]

Holy crap! Now that's a welcome!

To clarify- I am not a fatty. I have amazing tits. And my name is ACTUALLY spelled Megan (and thus pronounced), but Maygin is a "nickname" given to me by my highschool teammates after a long discussion about the 8 million ways to spell Megan/Meghan/Magen/etc and how silly some of them were (as though you cared). But I also go by Megatron :D And yes, I'm like a hotter, thinner OSP (with smaller, yet better tits :P ).

Hi!

I just looked at your sig and you are right :drool:

gorgeous rack :eatatthey:

HEY NOW!!!!

[OneSickPsycho]

Holy crap! Now that's a welcome!

To clarify- I am not a fatty. I have amazing tits. And my name is ACTUALLY spelled Megan (and thus pronounced), but Maygin is a "nickname" given to me by my highschool teammates after a long discussion about the 8 million ways to spell Megan/Meghan/Magen/etc and how silly some of them were (as though you cared). But I also go by Megatron :D And yes, I'm like a hotter, thinner OSP (with smaller, yet better tits :P ).

Hi!


Wait... did you say your tits are smaller than mine? :wtf:

I think I'm going to go vomit up my dinner now... Gotta start somewhere...


Welcome, Mistress!!

Please, please, please, whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks.

bad checks... :lol:

...who d'ya think brought her here? :lol: (He's just got wireless intarwebz in his pit apparently :dvrofl: )

Only if they're good.

[vabarber2]

Welcome! Im Vabarber2!! Out of VA!!!!!!

[ceo012384]

:welcome::twfix:

Pics. Duh.
Some chick from another forum... She's got great tits.
I love great tits.

[Mistress Maygin]

:welcome::twfix:

Pics. Duh.

I love great tits.

My pics were broken off into a separate thread. You can find it with some searching I'm sure.

I love great tits, too!

[ceo012384]

My pics were broken off into a separate thread. You can find it with some searching I'm sure.

I love great tits, too!

I found it. You're hot. And the argument is great. I'd love to see you and azoom go at it in a kiddie pool of KY.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yea, a kiddie pool of KY with a midget referee.

[Mistress Maygin]

Yesterday I found out that KY is used on bald caps? Why?!

[pickle.of.doom]

bald caps?

[the chi]

are you talking about baby dry scalp?? thats the only thing I can think of...and its to make the skin stop flaking if so...

dont ask me how I know, I dont now nor ever plan on having kids...:idk:

[pickle.of.doom]

I was picturing bald men trying to hold their tupee's on with ky :lol:

[neebelung]

Yesterday I found out that KY is used on bald caps? Why?!

:shrug: Maybe it helps them slide on better, less static cling?

[OneSickPsycho]

:shrug: Maybe it helps them slide on better, less static cling?

:lol:

I can't help but picture a guy rubbing a dryer sheet on his head then saying fuck it and bustin' out the KY...

[DLIT]

Maybe they put it there for mid-day clown punching.

[Mistress Maygin]

bald caps?

Yeah, bald caps. Like to make people with hair look bald. The guys got them at work because they were too pussy to shave their heads for the Hitman release :D The instructions has a list of items you'll need to put them on, one of them is KY jelly. No clue why!:idk:

[Mr Lefty]

Yeah, bald caps. Like to make people with hair look bald. The guys got them at work because they were too pussy to shave their heads for the Hitman release :D The instructions has a list of items you'll need to put them on, one of them is KY jelly. No clue why!:idk:

probably to slick back the hair... :idk: or maybe so when they get fucked in the ass it doesn't hurt as much... fuck'n fags :lol:

[t-homo]

Yeah, bald caps. Like to make people with hair look bald. The guys got them at work because they were too pussy to shave their heads for the Hitman release :D The instructions has a list of items you'll need to put them on, one of them is KY jelly. No clue why!:idk:

What? you don't lube em up when you do n=em= in theb-hole>?:diitb:

[pickle.of.doom]

Yeah, bald caps. Like to make people with hair look bald. The guys got them at work because they were too pussy to shave their heads for the Hitman release :D The instructions has a list of items you'll need to put them on, one of them is KY jelly. No clue why!:idk:

lol, gotcha now :dthumb:

[neebelung]

:lol:

I can't help but picture a guy rubbing a dryer sheet on his head then saying fuck it and bustin' out the KY...

:dvrofl: But if he opts for the KY, he won't smell April Fresh! :lol:

[ceo012384]

Yesterday I found out that KY is used on bald caps? Why?!
For when you're going to do a girl in the ass with your head, I imagine.