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fnfalman
01-12-2009, 05:29 PM
"What do you think our kids would look like?" She asked me.

WTF, over? It's the first fucking date!!! I haven't even got any poontang from your ass yet. Why would you say some shit like that?

Is this a new technique for women to use so that they don't have to put out? Inquiring mind want to know.

OneSickPsycho
01-12-2009, 05:32 PM
My response:

"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."

the chi
01-12-2009, 05:32 PM
You're kidding right? I mean seriously its a joke...thats creepy. What the heck kinda women you trying to find? Ones with ticking bio clocks? :lol:

My best guess tho, maybe kinda asian! :rofl:

G-Rex
01-12-2009, 05:35 PM
I've never been asked that personally, but I have actually been asked *How much do you make?*

I just shrugged her off and said *Enough.* My friend suggested I should have said *Enough to take you home tonight.* :lol: This was a couple of years ago. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

smileyman
01-12-2009, 05:36 PM
My response:

"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."

BEAUtiful!

fnfalman
01-12-2009, 06:07 PM
You're kidding right? I mean seriously its a joke...thats creepy. What the heck kinda women you trying to find? Ones with ticking bio clocks? :lol:

My best guess tho, maybe kinda asian! :rofl:
What kind of woman I'm trying to find? The kind that put out!!!

And no she isn't Asian, or hispanic. White chick, UCLA undergrad in something or another.


I've never been asked that personally

This had been like the fourth or fifth time I've been asked this question although never on a first date. Usually it would take about two to four weeks before I get this awkward question and then it's like, "Adios, mamasita."

Particle Man
01-12-2009, 06:09 PM
you clicked, didn't you!!

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=5050

ceo012384
01-12-2009, 06:09 PM
They will look like a Jackson Pollack I drew on your face with their potential better halves.

azoomm
01-12-2009, 06:11 PM
Weird.

I would just tell her it was a rather forward question that would be assuming you were only interested in sex... when a relationship is about SO much more.

With that - put cash on the table for whatever drinks you might have ordered and a cab for her to get home. Then leave.

I hate women.

R6Chick
01-12-2009, 06:27 PM
I can't even imagine, hahaha!

fnfalman
01-12-2009, 06:43 PM
Maybe I look like the fatherly type or something?

derf
01-12-2009, 06:50 PM
To answer your question....


To royally fuck woth your head

Avatard
01-12-2009, 06:51 PM
Men with rounder faces are sized up as good daddy candidates according to recent research. Men with more angular features, and strong chins (a sign of high testosterone) are thought of as generally more agressive, and less likely to stay on in a relationship to properly raise a child.

In other words, women like tough guys to fuck, but you look like a keeper.

:idk:

Amber Lamps
01-12-2009, 06:55 PM
Maybe I look like the fatherly type or something?


Ok this is going to be an unpopular opinion...so what else is new?...but I have also been asked this kind of question early and often and you know why?


Because we're not white...it's just curiosity,I wouldn't freak out too hard if I were you. They're just wondering what the mixture of both your genes will result in. Simple.

OneSickPsycho
01-12-2009, 06:59 PM
Ok this is going to be an unpopular opinion...so what else is new?...but I have also been asked this kind of question early and often and you know why?


Because we're not white...it's just curiosity,I wouldn't freak out too hard if I were you. They're just wondering what the mixture of both your genes will result in. Simple.

Never thought of that... makes sense.

Avatard
01-12-2009, 07:02 PM
Yeah, I'll buy that too.

:lmao:

Porkchop
01-12-2009, 07:06 PM
What kind of woman I'm trying to find? The kind that put out!!!

And no she isn't Asian, or hispanic. White chick, UCLA undergrad in something or anonther

UCLA undergrad???? How fucking young is she? I mean good for you man if you can snag some college poon, but is she looking for a sugar daddy or something???? Tell me im wrong.

Amber Lamps
01-12-2009, 07:09 PM
Yeah, I'll buy that too.

:lmao:

Seriously... think about it. If you are dating another Caucasian,you have a pretty good idea of the outcome. If you are swimming in another gene pool the results aren't so obvious.

fnfalman
01-12-2009, 07:31 PM
Ok this is going to be an unpopular opinion...so what else is new?...but I have also been asked this kind of question early and often and you know why?


Because we're not white...it's just curiosity,I wouldn't freak out too hard if I were you. They're just wondering what the mixture of both your genes will result in. Simple.

Okay, I'll buy that sentiment. BUT on a first date?!! Or even a couple of weeks or a month into a relationship? Anyway, hell yeah, it'd freak me out if a chick were to ask me that. Each and every time.

UCLA undergrad???? How fucking young is she? I mean good for you man if you can snag some college poon, but is she looking for a sugar daddy or something???? Tell me im wrong.
She's old enough to go to the bars. And she may be looking for a sugar daddy, so what? I ain't exactly Fabio in the looks department.

Papa_Complex
01-12-2009, 07:38 PM
She walked in, took one look at you, and though, "How the fuck do I get out of this FAST?!"

It worked, didn't it?

Amber Lamps
01-12-2009, 07:43 PM
Okay, I'll buy that sentiment. BUT on a first date?!! Or even a couple of weeks or a month into a relationship? Anyway, hell yeah, it'd freak me out if a chick were to ask me that. Each and every time.


She's old enough to go to the bars. And she may be looking for a sugar daddy, so what? I ain't exactly Fabio in the looks department.


Hahahahaha! Dude,that's hilarious! Btw it doesn't matter what you look like,it's what's inside that matters.....what's inside your fucking WALLET that is!!!!!

Avatard
01-12-2009, 07:44 PM
Seriously... think about it. If you are dating another Caucasian,you have a pretty good idea of the outcome. If you are swimming in another gene pool the results aren't so obvious.

Nah, I'm with ya. I guess every woman, when she contemplates Dicken's Cider, has to imagine the possible outcome...

fnfalman
01-12-2009, 07:50 PM
She walked in, took one look at you, and though, "How the fuck do I get out of this FAST?!"

It worked, didn't it?

It would work except that we were half drunk and frenching each other. Nonetheless, that statement was decidedly a buzz kill.

Smittie61984
01-12-2009, 08:51 PM
Tell her "Let's find out". Then move to Mexico and bang $10 hookers for the rest of your life.

Moni
01-12-2009, 10:17 PM
fnfalman that was funny as hell.

It can be one of a few things...

1- she really hears her biological clock ticking and the alcohol made her express her feelings.

2- shes nuts

3- run while u still can

4- did i say shes nuts?

Amber Lamps
01-12-2009, 11:09 PM
fnfalman that was funny as hell.

It can be one of a few things...

1- she really hears her biological clock ticking and the alcohol made her express her feelings.

2- shes nuts

3- run while u still can

4- did i say shes nuts?


I don't know...everytime I see your pic I wonder what OUR children would look like! Grrrrrooowwwlllll!!!!

unknownroad
01-12-2009, 11:22 PM
And she may be looking for a sugar daddy, so what? I ain't exactly Fabio in the looks department.


Awesome.

And if she's a college undergrad, the only excuse she has for a biological clock ticking that loudly is an inoperable tumor :panic:

Avatard
01-12-2009, 11:25 PM
Dayum.

njchopper87
01-12-2009, 11:41 PM
That shit would freak me out too. Hell, I'm freaked out just being surrounded by people my age with kids.

PhiSig1071
01-12-2009, 11:59 PM
Never had that, but I dated a girl who was an inch taller than I am (I'm 6'4") and on what was I believe our second date she mentioned that our kids would be really tall. It definitely freaked me out a little.

That would be one hell of a buzzkill. I'd chalk it up to Tigger's guess, combined with the alcohol. Depending on the hot/crazy scale I'd toss her a very casual second date and see if she pulls any crap like that again.

cuttle
01-13-2009, 12:16 AM
...I am (I'm 6'4")

cool, our kids would be about 5'10", plain white and...what color hair do you have again???? :whistle:

at least they would make good divers :drool:

Rider
01-13-2009, 08:36 AM
I'd tell that bitch that the date is over and walk out.

neebelung
01-13-2009, 08:59 AM
"What do you think our kids would look like?" She asked me.

WTF, over? It's the first fucking date!!! I haven't even got any poontang from your ass yet. Why would you say some shit like that?

Is this a new technique for women to use so that they don't have to put out? Inquiring mind want to know.

:panic: HOLY SHIT.... I'm sorry, that screams desperation (as in "My clock is ticking, hurry up and inseminate me!").

RUN!

My response:

"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."

snort

Nah, I'm with ya. I guess every woman, when she contemplates Dicken's Cider, has to imagine the possible outcome...

Um, no we don't. :panic:

xx CURVE xx
01-13-2009, 09:03 AM
Asian? :idk:

marko138
01-13-2009, 09:23 AM
"What do you think our kids would look like?" She asked me.

WTF, over? It's the first fucking date!!! I haven't even got any poontang from your ass yet. Why would you say some shit like that?

Is this a new technique for women to use so that they don't have to put out? Inquiring mind want to know.


Head for zee hills.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/63818.jpg

My response:

"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."

I love you. Where have you been?

smileyman
01-13-2009, 09:55 AM
'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started":panic:

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 11:02 AM
'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started":panic:

Holy shit!!!:panic:

Papa_Complex
01-13-2009, 11:04 AM
OK, that's just plain hit-a-new-zipcode scary.

Rider
01-13-2009, 11:07 AM
'Minds me of this girl I dated once (really, once) when I was just divorced. She was a complete stranger we met one night and she told me she was thinking about moving to ATL. She wanted to start over, settle down with someone and have a family. No worries there, sounded kinda nice.

Then she E-mails me the next day and asks "Are we going to be a thing, becuase I really have to know about moving. If we are going to do this lets get started":panic:

I hope you canceled your email account, changed your phone number and moved immediately.

Moni
01-13-2009, 11:43 AM
I don't know...everytime I see your pic I wonder what OUR children would look like! Grrrrrooowwwlllll!!!!

Down boy....My b/f wouldn't like that comment

neebelung
01-13-2009, 12:16 PM
Down boy....My b/f wouldn't like that comment

:rofl:

Ah, don't worry, Tigger's harmless (ish).

smileyman
01-13-2009, 12:24 PM
i hope you canceled your email account, changed your phone number and moved immediately.

eject, eject, eject!

MILK
01-13-2009, 12:27 PM
Why is the man dating a 'chick' and not a woman?

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 12:44 PM
Why is the man dating a 'chick' and not a woman?

They're all chicks & broads to me.

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 12:45 PM
Down boy....My b/f wouldn't like that comment

Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.:idk:

MILK
01-13-2009, 12:45 PM
They're all chicks & broads to me.

Well there you go then.

SCVetteNBusa
01-13-2009, 12:55 PM
I would've said, "we'll never know <sniff sniff>... the doctor.... said I'd never be able to have kids <sniff sniff>"...

...so what's for dessert? :drool:

Yamerhaw
01-13-2009, 12:55 PM
i'm guessing she was starting to sober up after drinking for 4 days straight, and was trying to think of the best way out:idk:

Papa_Complex
01-13-2009, 01:07 PM
Well there you go then.

So now we have the answer to why she would ask such a question in the given circumstances. Low self esteem :lol:

MILK
01-13-2009, 01:09 PM
So now we have the answer to why she would ask such a question in the given circumstances. Low self esteem :lol:

:lmao: Well it must be that! :lol:

r!der
01-13-2009, 01:12 PM
She saw all your expensive toys and wanted to lock it down? :idk: LOL If you do hit it, make sure you bring your own protection.

neebelung
01-13-2009, 01:13 PM
Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.:idk:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.....

(well, that we KNOW of anyway.... ;) )

OneSickPsycho
01-13-2009, 01:15 PM
I love you. Where have you been?

Google Chrome took out my computer... Busy and lazy kept me from getting it back up and running... Then I broke my kneecap and had nothing better to do than rock my 'rents laptop on The Fix.

Down boy....My b/f wouldn't like that comment

If he ever said anything to me, I'd tell him to grow up or start dating uglier women.

They're all chicks & broads to me.

Dames.

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 01:27 PM
Dames.

Skirts. Toots.

smileyman
01-13-2009, 01:31 PM
Hotties, birds, double breasted matress thrashers, pillion warmers, seat covers, honeys, mamas, gals...

the chi
01-13-2009, 02:26 PM
I meant your CHILDREN would look asian goof!! Not her! :lol:

Trip
01-13-2009, 02:30 PM
crazies :lol:

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 03:15 PM
I meant your CHILDREN would look asian goof!! Not her! :lol:

I don't know about that. I think that there might have been a whitey (Frenchie?) crawling in the gene pile somewhere. I've been accused of not looking Oriental before by Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese AND Korean people. Hell, some white people don't even believe that I'm Asian.

smileyman
01-13-2009, 03:21 PM
All I have ever seen of you has been with lo-res and sunglasses so I really wouldn't have guessed...:idk:

deals gap dragon slayer
01-13-2009, 03:24 PM
I would have proposed my 3 minute test...

I give this test to any prospective bootycall or relationship...

I tell her right off the bat I'm not having sex with her until she passes a test.

Its an oral exam... Literally.

She gives me head. How long it takes her to get me off is the test.

If its less than 3 minutes, I'll give her good sex following
Between 3 and 10 minutes, I'll give her a quickie...
BUT, if she takes longer than 10 minutes to get me off.... she keeps suckin til I finish, at which point I shoot a load on her face, zip up and leave...

She can try again later if she wants...

Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10 :)

smileyman
01-13-2009, 03:25 PM
I would have proposed my 3 minute test...

I give this test to any prospective bootycall or relationship...

I tell her right off the bat I'm not having sex with her until she passes a test.

Its an oral exam... Literally.

She gives me head. How long it takes her to get me off is the test.

If its less than 3 minutes, I'll give her good sex following
Between 3 and 10 minutes, I'll give her a quickie...
BUT, if she takes longer than 10 minutes to get me off.... she keeps suckin til I finish, at which point I shoot a load on her face, zip up and leave...

She can try again later if she wants...

Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10 :)

Um hold on a minute chief...All my best oral memories went for alot longer and the more time the better for me.

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 04:50 PM
Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10 :)

You need to go to Korea. There was this one hooker back in the days who stuck her finger up your ass and played with your prostate. If you could last more than a couple of minutes with her, you deserve to be in a porn movie.

deals gap dragon slayer
01-13-2009, 05:41 PM
the point of the test is more so to see if she's willing to put up or shut up...

the timing is merely a goal fr her to reach.. if she thinks she has to finish me off in a certain time to get what she wants.. she'll put forth the extra effort. i still wait as long as i want to finish... but i get to see how eager she is to please

deals gap dragon slayer
01-13-2009, 05:45 PM
you deserve to be in a porn movie.

Ok no fingers in my ass... but i could hold out...

and i had been offered spots in porn before. Used to do a girl who knew a producer. she recommended me for some film work. when i was 19 i was in a pro quality vid with an old booty call for her to submit and use for her portfolio (that sounds strange i know)... i ran across that one online by accident one day

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 06:44 PM
Ok no fingers in my ass... but i could hold out...

When a chick starts to play with your prostate, you can't hold out for too long. And if you had ever thought that you have had a massive volcanic eruption before, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Damn, I might need to take a little vacation and fly to Korea and see if that chick is still around.:drool:

Carolina
01-13-2009, 07:02 PM
wtf :diitb::panic::panic::panic::panic:

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 07:27 PM
wtf :diitb::panic::panic::panic::panic:
It's all good. A man's prostate is like a woman's G-spot.

Carolina
01-13-2009, 07:32 PM
It's all good. A man's prostate is like a woman's G-spot.

no not good ive heard that from dudes before but ill take your word for it. never ever would i allow that i prob would beat the bitch in the top of her head if i felt some shit like that about to happen

fnfalman
01-13-2009, 07:54 PM
no not good ive heard that from dudes before but ill take your word for it. never ever would i allow that i prob would beat the bitch in the top of her head if i felt some shit like that about to happen

Shiiiitttt, your knees would quiver and you bust a nut so hard, you'd pop a blood vessel. And then you'll be cruisin' the hood looking for street walkers freaky enough to give you the three fingers up the wazoo.

Not that I know anything about the street walkers and three fingers up the wazoo.

Amber Lamps
01-13-2009, 09:05 PM
Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.:idk:

Thanks Bro'! I was gonna make a similar comment just as soon as I was done pretending to make babies with her.....:benis: :dthumb:

Amber Lamps
01-13-2009, 09:12 PM
When a chick starts to play with your prostate, you can't hold out for too long. And if you had ever thought that you have had a massive volcanic eruption before, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Damn, I might need to take a little vacation and fly to Korea and see if that chick is still around.:drool:


I know a girl named Ashley that will do that here in N.C....she gives a decent rim job too,oh and ATM is always on the table.:rockwoot:

BTW longevity is merely a matter of familiarity,if you do something enough it no longer holds as much significance. I actually learned that from Dr. Ruth.:whistle:

thunderex
01-13-2009, 09:27 PM
I don't know about that. I think that there might have been a whitey (Frenchie?) crawling in the gene pile somewhere. I've been accused of not looking Oriental before by Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese AND Korean people. Hell, some white people don't even believe that I'm Asian.

I dunno, the only picture I've seen of you is your sig pic and you look Asian to me (I'm Chinese).

Amber Lamps
01-13-2009, 09:30 PM
I dunno, the only picture I've seen of you is your sig pic and you look Asian to me (I'm Chinese).

Yea Chief,I've only been to Korea but you look Asian to me too...of course this is from the "Undercover Brother"....

PhiSig1071
01-13-2009, 11:38 PM
cool, our kids would be about 5'10", plain white and...what color hair do you have again???? :whistle:

at least they would make good divers :drool:

Um, brown.

:backingout:

Amorok
01-14-2009, 12:13 PM
Never had a finger up my butt, but I dare any chick to get me off with a blowjob. It just doesn't happen. I like 'em but I can't finish that way.

OneSickPsycho
01-14-2009, 12:47 PM
Never had a finger up my butt, but I dare any chick to get me off with a blowjob. It just doesn't happen. I like 'em but I can't finish that way.

Agreed. Even the best porn star style gagging and slobbering knobs rarely bust my nut.

Amber Lamps
01-14-2009, 05:52 PM
Agreed. Even the best porn star style gagging and slobbering knobs rarely bust my nut.



Add me to that list,I usually end up jerking off into their mouths... I've probably had less than a handful of nut busting blow jobs.

Amorok
01-15-2009, 12:34 PM
Add me to that list,I usually end up jerking off into their mouths... I've probably had less than a handful of nut busting blow jobs.

I've had one. Exactly one, and we had sex before the bj started. I really don't believe there's a woman out there who can do it. Maybe something's wrong with me.

fnfalman
01-15-2009, 12:59 PM
I've had one. Exactly one, and we had sex before the bj started. I really don't believe there's a woman out there who can do it. Maybe something's wrong with me.

Most regular women aren't "into" giving out blowjobs. Find yourself some fancy hookers and they'll give you the best heads ever. They'd rather give you head than having to spread the vagina for you.

Moni
01-15-2009, 01:20 PM
Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.:idk:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.....

(well, that we KNOW of anyway.... ;) )



If he ever said anything to me, I'd tell him to grow up or start dating uglier women.

Dames.

Thanks Bro'! I was gonna make a similar comment just as soon as I was done pretending to make babies with her.....:benis: :dthumb:


For those of you who know me well know that I believe in total respect to myself and to my partner, which is why I posted that comment. To me it was inappropriate.

fnfalman
01-15-2009, 01:43 PM
For those of you who know me well know that I believe in total respect to myself and to my partner, which is why I posted that comment. To me it was inappropriate.

It was obvious that he made a tongue-in-cheek comment. And it was pretty obvious that we had a little fun at his and your expense.

If you're going to be that thin skinned, then perhaps it's better to stay out of threads that involve the battle of the sexes and threads with sexually explicit contents.

OneSickPsycho
01-15-2009, 02:05 PM
Most regular women aren't "into" giving out blowjobs. Find yourself some fancy hookers and they'll give you the best heads ever. They'd rather give you head than having to spread the vagina for you.

I've actually had a couple chicks that could suck me off completely... One was a GF in HS, the other was a girl who was a total whore...

OneSickPsycho
01-15-2009, 02:25 PM
For those of you who know me well know that I believe in total respect to myself and to my partner, which is why I posted that comment. To me it was inappropriate.

Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.

It was obvious that he made a tongue-in-cheek comment. And it was pretty obvious that we had a little fun at his and your expense.

If you're going to be that thin skinned, then perhaps it's better to stay out of threads that involve the battle of the sexes and threads with sexually explicit contents.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/internetstooserious.jpg

The morning after our second date, a girl once told me "you can come inside me if you're willing to accept the consequences."

OSP response: "Hmm... I dunno... Tossing you down a flight of stairs in 8.5 months sounds like a lot of work."

Avatard
01-15-2009, 02:33 PM
Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.

http://lurkmore.ru/images/a/ab/Vader_tits_or_gtfo.jpg

Rider
01-15-2009, 02:37 PM
The morning after our second date, a girl once told me "you can come inside me if you're willing to accept the consequences."

I would have been out the door immediately. :panic: Fuck that.

smileyman
01-15-2009, 03:19 PM
Add me to that list,I usually end up jerking off into their mouths... I've probably had less than a handful of nut busting blow jobs.

Hmm from you guys experiences seems to me I have a keeper (or am easily pacified?)

smileyman
01-15-2009, 03:21 PM
Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.

Can we do that?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/internetstooserious.jpg

This whole forum needs that one!

OSP response: "Hmm... I dunno... Tossing you down a flight of stairs in 8.5 months sounds like a lot of work."

Perfect!:rockout:

http://lurkmore.ru/images/a/ab/Vader_tits_or_gtfo.jpg

That looks familiar...:whistle:

Katherine
01-15-2009, 03:33 PM
My best guess tho, maybe kinda asian! :rofl:

I'll kick her for you, fnfalman. I'm closer.

itgirl
01-15-2009, 03:42 PM
hey, you can't fault a lady for wantin' a l'il piece of fnfalman to keep with them. he's a pretty good catch. ;)

fnfalman
01-15-2009, 03:54 PM
hey, you can't fault a lady for wantin' a l'il piece of fnfalman to keep with them. he's a pretty good catch. ;)
Yeah, like VD, once you get a piece of me, it won't go away.

PhiSig1071
01-15-2009, 07:10 PM
he's a pretty good catch. ;)

Which is exactly why he is still single. Smart man.

MikeSP1
01-17-2009, 05:53 AM
That is all

PhiSig1071
01-17-2009, 10:15 PM
:lol

ceo012384
01-23-2009, 10:30 AM
They're all chicks & broads to me.
To me, they're all floozies and harlots.
That is all
puahahahahahahahahahaha awesome

smileyman
01-23-2009, 10:57 AM
Wenches, sausage wallets, fillies, cum slurping gutter sluts...

Or sweethearts, dears, angels, depending on the presence of fresh baked brownies...

Wonder what the girls call us when we are not around?:idk:

Papa_Complex
01-23-2009, 11:32 AM
Wenches, sausage wallets, fillies, cum slurping gutter sluts...

Or sweethearts, dears, angels, depending on the presence of fresh baked brownies...

Wonder what the girls call us when we are not around?:idk:

Same thing that Rogue does when we ARE; sperm donor.

Particle Man
01-23-2009, 11:35 AM
sausage wallets

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :lol:

Ducati Diva
01-23-2009, 11:41 AM
Wenches, sausage wallets, fillies, cum slurping gutter sluts...

Or sweethearts, dears, angels, depending on the presence of fresh baked brownies...

Wonder what the girls call us when we are not around?:idk:

A good women never reveals her secrets:whistle: :lol:

smileyman
01-23-2009, 11:45 AM
Same thing that Rogue does when we ARE; sperm donor.

I prefer advanced semen system or ASS for short.

PhiSig1071
01-23-2009, 11:03 PM
After some recent occurences with people I know and pretty much all my past experiences I have come to the conclusion that fnfalman (btw, I have always been meaning to ask, does that refer to the assault rifle?) may have discovered the secret of life. Stay single, spend money on motorcycles, live near a college. I commend you, and drink to your health.

OneSickPsycho
01-23-2009, 11:04 PM
After some recent occurences with people I know and pretty much all my past experiences I have come to the conclusion that fnfalman (btw, I have always been meaning to ask, does that refer to the assault rifle?) may have discovered the secret of life. Stay single, spend money on motorcycles, live near a college. I commend you, and drink to your health.

Money on motorcycles, booze and guns. THAT's the key. Pretty much my life plan.

PhiSig1071
01-23-2009, 11:18 PM
Money on motorcycles, booze and guns. THAT's the key. Pretty much my life plan.

:rockwoot:

I agree.

2up
01-23-2009, 11:27 PM
Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.



I see you learned your lesson and stopped saying "show us your uterus!" :lol:

Amber Lamps
01-24-2009, 01:02 AM
After some recent occurences with people I know and pretty much all my past experiences I have come to the conclusion that fnfalman (btw, I have always been meaning to ask, does that refer to the assault rifle?) may have discovered the secret of life. Stay single, spend money on motorcycles, live near a college. I commend you, and drink to your health.



That's where I'm at...except I'm down to "spend money on helmets..." I have the other two,though!

OneSickPsycho
01-24-2009, 01:37 AM
I see you learned your lesson and stopped saying "show us your uterus!" :lol:

Well I didn't want to be vulgar.

racedoll
01-25-2009, 08:39 AM
To answer the original question - Why would a chick say something like this to a man?

I would say she is just flat out stupid and immature. Unless she really was trying to get out of the date early.

fnfalman
01-25-2009, 02:10 PM
:rockwoot:

I agree.

Yessiree!

zlicius
01-25-2009, 10:56 PM
All I have ever seen of you has been with lo-res and sunglasses so I really wouldn't have guessed...:idk:

With that big round Charlie Brown head you wouldn't have guessed? LMAO

I guess because I live w/ an even Bigger Rounder Charlie Brown Asian I guessed right offa the bat. He's the skinnier version of Ed (Racer X) LOL