The French suffer another humiliating defeat!

[jgalt]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html

"Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog..." (A poodle)

[smileyman]

Clue Pink Panther Theme...

"Does your dog bite?"
"no"
Chomp!
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"
"Thats not my dog!"

Clouseau!!!!!!!!!

[shmike]

At the hands (paws) on their own countrymen, no less!

[ericr]

Clue Pink Panther Theme...

"Does your dog bite?"
"no"
Chomp!
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"
"Thats not my dog!"

Clouseau!!!!!!!!!

:lmao: I love the old Clouseau movies!!! :lmao:

[smileyman]

Classics. Cato? Catoooo?

[shmike]

The Classics were the best.

The Son of the Pink Panther was pretty good too, iirc.

The Steve Martin rendition was ok but didn't do the originals justice.

[smileyman]

a more important question is "what was Jacques doing to that poodle in the first place?" I cannot believe it was unprovoked. I mean how the hell did the poodle get psycho in the first place.

[dReWpY]

poodles are fucking mean dogs, dont let the haircut fool you, they are demented

[MILK]

poodles are fucking mean dogs, dont let the haircut fool you, they are demented

Oh how true. I grew up with a standard poodle. It was my mom's dog. He bit me several times. My mom told people, "He only bites members of the family." :lol: He was one year older than me and my dad backed over him when he was 16 years old. I always wondered if it was on purpose..

Years later when I was in college my employer's toy poodle 'Squirt' would always chase us out of their house trying to bite our ankles.

[Rider]

French suffer another defeat? What happened, all their cotton fields burn down and now that can't make white flags anymore?

[Particle Man]

poodles are fucking mean dogs, dont let the haircut fool you, they are demented

either way they taste like chicken.

[Smittie61984]

poodles are fucking mean dogs, dont let the haircut fool you, they are demented

Fuck yeah they are. Cocker Spaniels have the highest bite rate in the United States. But they're pussy dogs so the Pitbull remains supreme on eating babies.

And a classic...
http://jcmc.indiana.edu/vol12/issue3/barilan.fig2.jpg

[OneSickPsycho]

fuck yeah they are. Cocker spaniels have the highest bite rate in the united states. But they're pussy dogs so the pitbull remains supreme on eating babies.

And a classic...
http://jcmc.indiana.edu/vol12/issue3/barilan.fig2.jpg

bwhahahahahahaha!!!!

[MILK]

:lmao:

[OneSickPsycho]

Anyone else search that? It does provide responses... All of them reference the 'french military defeats' thing.

[smileyman]

The French under Napoleon did pretty good for themselves, but if you check throughout history the score is like France 1, rest of world 215...Hell they even got kicked outta SE Asia in modern times...Not that our experience there was pleasant.

[Particle Man]

The French under Napoleon did pretty good for themselves
he was like 4 feet tall.. not much was under him.

[Smittie61984]

Anyone else search that? It does provide responses... All of them reference the 'french military defeats' thing.

I remember seeing that right before they changed it. Apparently they made a boo boo.

To the French's credit they did help us in the American Revolution (Not the Chevy one though Chevrolet is a French name). But that was mainly because Ben Franklin was whoring around so much that he pretty much slept iwth everyone in France and fucked their opinion in our favor one by one.