New Brownie Recipe

[shmike]

The Ultimate Brownie is my absolute favorite brownie. It is tall like a cakey-brownie, but is dense like a fudgy-brownie. I'm sure it will be one of your favorite brownie recipes too.

Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 40 minutes

Ingredients:
8- 1 ounce squares of unsweetened chocolate
1 cup butter
5 eggs
3 cups sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla
1-1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
2-1/2 cups chopped pecans or walnuts, toasted
1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Grease a 9 x 13 pan.
Melt chocolate and butter in a saucepan over low heat; set aside. In a mixer, beat eggs, sugar and vanilla at high speed for 10 minutes**. Blend in chocolate mixture, flour and salt until just mixed. Stir in the nuts. Pour into prepared pan.

Bake for 35-40 minutes. (Don't overbake.) Cool and frost if desired, but that is not necessary.

** It's not required, but this is when it's very nice to own a stand mixer.

[2up]

:dvrofl::lol

Awesome!!

[Ninjakel]

holy roller brownies??? How perfect! :lol:

[smileyman]

Right click-Print!

Thanks!:twfix:

[lauralynne]

The Ultimate Brownie is my absolute favorite brownie. It is tall like a cakey-brownie, but is dense like a fudgy-brownie. I'm sure it will be one of your favorite brownie recipes too.

Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 40 minutes

Ingredients:
8- 1 ounce squares of unsweetened chocolate
1 cup butter
5 eggs
3 cups sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla
1-1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
2-1/2 cups chopped pecans or walnuts, toasted
1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Grease a 9 x 13 pan.
Melt chocolate and butter in a saucepan over low heat; set aside. In a mixer, beat eggs, sugar and vanilla at high speed for 10 minutes**. Blend in chocolate mixture, flour and salt until just mixed. Stir in the nuts. Pour into prepared pan.

Bake for 35-40 minutes. (Don't overbake.) Cool and frost if desired, but that is not necessary.

** It's not required, but this is when it's very nice to own a stand mixer.

Dammit - I just used up all of my love yesterday...

[Porkchop]

If a girl makes me brownies.... i'll basically do anything. Even take out the trash and do the dishes..... :drool:

[lauralynne]

If a girl makes me brownies.... i'll basically do anything. Even take out the trash and do the dishes..... :drool:

remind me again how far from Seattle you are...and if you're willing to travel...

[Porkchop]

remind me again how far from Seattle you are...and if you're willing to travel...

Ummmm far. But if i hop on a flight.....

I need a vaca....

[Sixxxxer]

MmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmMMMmMMmM Brownies...The way to any fat mans heart.

[Racerboy]

Sean, when did you become Betty Crocker? :lol:

I'll make these today and check out the results. :dthumb:

[2up]

Shmike, should we just let this ride and see what happens?? :lol:

[Rider]

You forgot 1/8 oz of Acapulco Gold. :drewpy:

[Quick281]

Yeah sounds good.

Add me to the will work for brownies party.

[neebelung]

Now if we leave out the heart filled with the love of the Lord, will they come out with more of a cake texture, and less fudgy? I really like my brownies a bit less moist.

[shmike]

Shmike, should we just let this ride and see what happens?? :lol:

We shall.

Now if we leave out the heart filled with the love of the Lord, will they come out with more of a cake texture, and less fudgy? I really like my brownies a bit less moist.

Heathen.

[Corey]

Now if we leave out the heart filled with the love of the Lord, will they come out with more of a cake texture, and less fudgy? I really like my brownies a bit less moist.

They come out bitter and hopeless and in need of redemption.

[AquaPython]

i shall redeem all that have sinned.

all sinful brownies please find your way to my office to repent. thank you.

[neebelung]

Heathen.

Hey now! I didn't say I didn't have a heart full of love for the Lord, I just said I wanted to leave it out of my brownies! :nee:

They come out bitter and hopeless and in need of redemption.

:dvrofl: If that's the case, I'll send them to AquaPython.

[Papa_Complex]

Now if we leave out the heart filled with the love of the Lord, will they come out with more of a cake texture, and less fudgy? I really like my brownies a bit less moist.

Now come on. You can't leave out a major ingredient like that! I'm more concerned if the heart should be rare or medium-well before serving.

[neebelung]

Now come on. You can't leave out a major ingredient like that! I'm more concerned if the heart should be rare or medium-well before serving.

Well I'm concerned about the fat content -- I know for a lot of recipes, you can sub applesauce for your oil or eggs and maintain the moisture. Would that work for these brownies? And just what is the heart:applesauce exchange ratio?

[Papa_Complex]

Well I'm concerned about the fat content -- I know for a lot of recipes, you can sub applesauce for your oil or eggs and maintain the moisture. Would that work for these brownies? And just what is the heart:applesauce exchange ratio?

That's a toughie. I don't think that the consistency would really be the same. Maybe if you used the heart of someone who did a lot of cardio?

I'm not in for substituting ingredients and I've got a source of hearts full of love for the Lord. They don't happen to be filled with much love for humankind though, so it's pretty much a win-win.

[neebelung]

I'm not in for substituting ingredients and I've got a source of hearts full of love for the Lord. They don't happen to be filled with much love for humankind though, so it's pretty much a win-win.

OH!! Okay, that sounds perfect then. Since you've got the source, could you stick a few of them on a treadmill for a while, and then just send them my way once they're low-fat?

[Papa_Complex]

OH!! Okay, that sounds perfect then. Since you've got the source, could you stick a few of them on a treadmill for a while, and then just send them my way once they're low-fat?

Dunno.... I sort of like a richer flavour, but I suppose that I could rig up a hamster wheel and let you know.

[njchopper87]

I guess I'm the only one that took the love of the lord shit as pot?

[Papa_Complex]

I guess I'm the only one that took the love of the lord shit as pot?

Yup, you're the only one. It didn't say "Jah Love."

[Sanchez]

1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

[smileyman]

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

Dremel FTMFW! HOHO!

[Rider]

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

Be like Chuck Norris and use your hand.

[Papa_Complex]

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

I picked up a nice illustrated instructional manual at the Museum of Natural History.

[OneSickPsycho]

When do you put the dope in?

[Papa_Complex]

When do you put the dope in?

If you're a kindly sort, before you extract the heart.

[neebelung]

Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?

<insert OSP voice>The finely milled edge of a golden shovel.

Dremel FTMFW! HOHO!

Wait, wait, I know there was reference of a hamster WHEEL earlier, but is it a hamster HEART we're after? Dremel would take forever!

Be like Chuck Norris and use your hand.

:dvrofl:

[AquaPython]

what if the heart was filled with the love of a noodly appendage ?

[Corey]

what if the heart was filled with the love of a noodly appendage ?

Then substitute the vanilla extract with either marinara or alfredo sauce.

Ramen.

[AquaPython]

Then substitute the vanilla extract with either marinara or alfredo sauce.

Ramen.

thanks , fellow pastafarian:pickle:

[2up]

This thread is like having an inside joke that's not really inside and not really a joke. :lol:

[azoomm]

This thread fills my heart with something...

:lol:

[Corey]

This thread fills my heart with something...

:lol:

If it's God's love, I'm going to need to take that to make brownies.

[neebelung]

This thread is like having an inside joke that's not really inside and not really a joke. :lol:

:dvrofl:

[azoomm]

If it's God's love, I'm going to need to take that to make brownies.

http://www.godslove.com/ Nope... 404 error here :idk: Guess that proves it doesn't exist, huh?

[Corey]

http://www.godslove.com/ Nope... 404 error here :idk: Guess that proves it doesn't exist, huh?

When he didn't give me KITT for my birthday in 1984, and again in 1985, that was all the proof that I needed that God didn't exist.

[lauralynne]

http://www.godslove.com/ Nope... 404 error here :idk: Guess that proves it doesn't exist, huh?

it used to be .gov - guess that didn't get renewed though.

[Papa_Complex]

it used to be .gov - guess that didn't get renewed though.

Of course not. Separation of Church and State.

[Tsunami]

When do you put the dope in?

at the very end, you would fold it in.

[Racerboy]

OK, he has a winner here!!

I made them, cooled them, iced them with Fudge Chip icing and OMG they are the best scratch brownies I have ever tasted!!!! I am about to have #2 with a big glass of milk.

Its a mouth fuck!!

[101lifts2]

I couldn't find how much pot is supposed to be in the mix. Is the "1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord" supposed to be the dope?

[2up]

OK, he has a winner here!!

I made them, cooled them, iced them with Fudge Chip icing and OMG they are the best scratch brownies I have ever tasted!!!! I am about to have #2 with a big glass of milk.

Its a mouth fuck!!

:lmao:

I have to ask though, for research purposes. Was your heart in fact filled with the love of the Lord while making the brownies? This is critical so your response is appreciated!

:whistle:

[2up]

I couldn't find how much pot is supposed to be in the mix. Is the "1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord" supposed to be the dope?


I am very certain that many true believers feel a certain type of "high" when their heart is filled with the love of the Lord.

[Corey]

I am very certain that many true believers feel a certain type of "high" when their heart is filled with the love of the Lord.

Is "Love of the Lord" the new street slang for pot? Or maybe shrooms? Or that crazy salvia I hear about?

[Ninjakel]

I am very certain that many true believers feel a certain type of "high" when their heart is filled with the love of the Lord.



:lmao: :lmao: OMG

[2up]

Is "Love of the Lord" the new street slang for pot? Or maybe shrooms? Or that crazy salvia I hear about?

I will have to defer the answering of this question to the OP.

Shmike!!! Damn it man, where are ya??? :lol:

[shmike]

Know God = know love.

No God = no love.

No drugs needed.

[Ninjakel]

Oooookkkaaayyyy

[Corey]

Know God = know love.

No God = no love.

No drugs needed.

That's adorable. Do you have that knitted into a quilt and hung next to your "Footsteps" poster? You know, he was carrying you the whole time.

[Ninjakel]

hahahahahahahahaha Shmikey is a holy roller now.


Praise Heyzoos

[JARVIS518]

WTF happened here?

[askmrjesus]

No drugs needed.

I woudn't go that far.

JC

[Ninjakel]

drugs are good.


sometimes

[2up]

Know God = know love.

No God = no love.

No drugs needed.

It looks like its just you and me, kid.

[101lifts2]

Know God = know love.

No God = no love.

No drugs needed.

Know Jesus...Know Peace

No Jesus...No Peace

[Corey]

No money = No problems
Mo money = Mo problems

chicka chicka wha?

[AquaPython]

drugs are good.




mmmKaaayyyy

[Sanchez]

Its a mouth fuck!!

Was your heart in fact filled with the love of the Lord while making the brownies?

Judging by his response, I'd say it was actually his mouth that was filled with the love of the lord. Maybe that was the second coming everyone keeps talking about.

[SoFlaSV]

Judging by his response, I'd say it was actually his mouth that was filled with the love of the lord. Maybe that was the second coming everyone keeps talking about.

:dvrofl:

[Porkchop]

WTF happened to this thread????

I was here this morning and brownies sounded good, and i think somewhere along the way I was invited to Seattle. Now I come back 12 hours later and theres like 6 pages of jesus's heart being pot and God's love being in your mouth....

[2up]

WTF happened to this thread????

I was here this morning and brownies sounded good, and i think somewhere along the way I was invited to Seattle. Now I come back 12 hours later and theres like 6 pages of jesus's heart being pot and God's love being in your mouth....

Go back and re-read the recipe dear porkchop. :lol:

[Porkchop]

Go back and re-read the recipe dear porkchop. :lol:

I know... lol

Im just amused at where this thread has lead too....

[Corey]

I know... lol

Im just amused at where this thread has lead too....

It's lead us to the promise land, but only if you accept that God's love is not measured in metric.

[2up]

It's lead us to the promise land, but only if you accept that God's love is not measured in metric.


FUCK! What if it IS measured in metric. I don't know the metric system!! How will I know what I need to do to get into Heaven if I don't know the distance between where I am right now, and Heaven. FUCK!

[Papa_Complex]

FUCK! What if it IS measured in metric. I don't know the metric system!! How will I know what I need to do to get into Heaven if I don't know the distance between where I am right now, and Heaven. FUCK!

Metric is easy; all multiples of ten. Unfortunately God's love is measured in cubic cubits, so we're all fucked.

[rogue]

This thread!!! :lmao: :lmao:

[Racerboy]

:lmao:

I have to ask though, for research purposes. Was your heart in fact filled with the love of the Lord while making the brownies? This is critical so your response is appreciated!

:whistle:

Hallelujah!!! The real question would be this: If your heart was filled with the love of the Lord, how big is your heart compared to others? Mine is about 2 Tablespoons, generally.

[racedoll]

Wow. This thread is crazy.

I'm going to have to try the recipe. It sounds very good.

[rogue]

Hallelujah!!! The real question would be this: If your heart was filled with the love of the Lord, how big is your heart compared to others? Mine is about 2 Tablespoons, generally.

Are we speaking scientifically or spiritually?

[Porkchop]

This thread!!! :lmao: :lmao:

My thoughts exactly....