Girl...

[Flexin]

Girl i live for you
So i don't give a fuck about the news
So please turn off the t.v.
And if you give a damn about me
I wanna hear you moan

Let's be alone
I wanna hear you moan
Let's be alone
So we can get it on
Let's be alone






Let's do some freaky shit
And then i'll make you cum


James

[Flexin]

Just cuz she dances go-go
It dont make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna ? ? ? ? to meeeexico
Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo

James

[Flexin]

I said a hip hop the hibbe
the hibbe to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop
A rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang
bang the boogie to the boogety beat
Now what'chu hear is not a test I'm a rappin to the beat


Well, first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to
Bang bang boogie let's rock you don't stop
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock

James

[Flexin]

I want ya P.C
Sit on my laptop
Push all my buttons
Baby, please don't stop
Download all over me
Let me into your internet
Dial me up it's time for
Cybersex

James

[OneSickPsycho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqV3rWM4iQ

[OneSickPsycho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZG-VvlErJY

[Flexin]

Blame it on the rain (rain)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrL9MV6jSk


James

[Flexin]

La Di Da Di, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're, just some men who're on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)
For all my Doggs keepin y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin
Which we create, cuz that's our mission

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8_IeAJyhTo

James

[Flexin]

Ah, whoa, whoa, whoa girl I got ya sweat
I got the Trojan keep me strap
And let me freak the funky body all the way down to Manhattan, uh
In ya thang, we jet, we out the way I'm doin' my thing
I hurt ya feelings so good ya might think I'm kind of strange, what yes
But anyway it's Mr. Dalvin on the case
I got ya drippin from ya ankles, from ya thighs, to ya freakin' face
We're good and ready when all ya want is sweaty
Let me run around the party, just like I be witcha dirty, uh

James

[Flexin]

Material girl, livin in a material world
But its alright cause its saturday night
So mista funkmaster pump the bee-gees
And all you college students bring your ouijas
Check the spellin, r e--f u g e--e get the cd from sam goody he he
You aint even close wit the rhymes that you wrote
Dont be mad cause you broke
Let me clear my throat ah huh ah huh
John forte grab the mic roots sway it this way

James

[Flexin]

Who you think brought you the o' G's
Eazy-E's Ice Cube's and D.O.C's and Snoop D O double G's
And a group that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
To bump when stroll through in your hood
And when your album sales wasn't doin too good
Who's the doc that he told you to go see

James

[Flexin]

I gave you my money

I gave you my time

Why you wanna hurt me
girl?
Are you serious I'm just curious.
Why you wanna hurt me
girl?

Just because you're not for real
Why you wanna hurt me
girl?
Just because you're not for real

Why you wanna hurt me
girl?

I never ever had a lover to put the pedal
To the medal and burn rubber on me
Charlie

James

[Flexin]

Just copped your girl a brand new Rolex
But you can never find the time to spend at home
Thinkin' that's gon' keep her happy
Your time is all she wanted all along

It's the simple things in life we forget
You hear her talkin' but don't hear what she said
Why do you make something so easy so complicated?
Searching for what's right in front of your face
But you can't see it

James

[Flexin]

Hey lady let me tell you why,
Icant live my life without you,oh baby
everytime I see you walking by i get a thrill
you dont notice me but in time you will,I must make you
understand.....

I wanna be your man (I wanna be your man)

James

[Flexin]

Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand

Yeah

Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island
Might even raise a little sand

Yeah

cause Im a voodoo child
Lord knows Im a voodoo child baby
I want to say one more last thing
I didnt mean to take up all your sweet time
Ill give it right back to ya one of these days

James

[OneSickPsycho]

This thread is horrifically gay.

[Flexin]

I was just sitting back with my mp3 player on shuffle and posting parts of different songs. I happened to be doing this by myself so it kinda became music masturbation. Then you popped in with a case of Jungle Fever. The story continues.

"I want to be your man" is a good song to romance your woman. Once you get her "working it" you can put on sneak in "More bounce to the Ounce". :rockwoot:

James

[rogue]

James, if that's Milli Vanilli....blamie it on the rain....and I'm almost positive it is.....I'm disowning you :lol:


No....really....

[Quick281]

:catout:

Finally got to use this.

[PiZdETS]

This thread is now about keeping anteaters as pets, dressing them up in tiny clothes and documenting their household shenanigans for the internet.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/1212743467699mp7f41.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/1212743467699mp7f41.jpg)
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/ant0eb3.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/ant0eb3.jpg) http://imagesocket.com/view/ant3fee.jpg
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/ant4948.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/ant4948.jpg)

[OneSickPsycho]

This thread is now about keeping anteaters as pets, dressing them up in tiny clothes and documenting their household shenanigans for the internet.

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/1212743467699mp7f41.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/1212743467699mp7f41.jpg)
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/ant0eb3.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/ant0eb3.jpg) http://imagesocket.com/view/ant3fee.jpg
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/ant4948.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/ant4948.jpg)

Wow... Never considered them as pets. Look like cool fucking pets.

[PiZdETS]

Wow... Never considered them as pets. Look like cool fucking pets.
I want either an anteater or a sloth
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTkOgHO4pA&feature=related (http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=toJ2X-BW17w&feature=related)

[Dragonpaco]

i want to be a sloth, nobody ever tells them to take them out to dinner. or to do their laundry. they get to hang out in trees all the time. the only thing better would be if they had a hammock. i think as a sloth i could make a nice sloth hammock

[askmrjesus]

Anteater Girl i live for you
So i don't give a fuck about the news
So please turn off the t.v.
And if you give a damn about me
I wanna hear your anteater moan

Let's be alone
I wanna hear your anteater moan
Let's be alone
So we can get it on
Let's be alone






Let's do some freaky shit
And then i'll make you cupcakes with ants on them oh yeah baby, oh yeah

JC

[Avatard]

Best thread ever.

[Flexin]

James, if that's Milli Vanilli....blamie it on the rain....and I'm almost positive it is.....I'm disowning you :lol:


No....really....

That isn't on my mp3 player, I just tossed that up to go with osp's songs. But I can't lie, I did go to a concert and Milli Vanilli were there. They put on a good performance. Young MC was there as well as 4 or 5 other groups.

James