some drunk ho knocked over my bike [Archive]

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 03:21 PM

So i have my bike chained up the a beam at the carport in front of my apt. A few days ago, early in the morning, i hear pounding at my door, which i figured was the maintenance guy, but i was too sick and tired to get up, (+ i wasnt dressed since i was still in bed) so i ignored him, thinking if it was that important he would come back.

i've been cooped up in the house for the next 2 days recovering and the next day while i was walking the pug monster the maintenance guy sees me and tells me he was knocking on my door b/c he found my bike on the ground and he picked it up for me. So i go check it out and there is a big oil spill on the ground, leaked out where the clutch met the engine, had some oil on my swingarm and part of the little fairing and a broken turn signal.

Being that there were no huge gusting winds, i figured someone either sat on my bike being and ass and tipped it over or, some drunkard ran into it.

Well yesterday, i spoke to the guy across the complex from me since him and his roomate is always out there smoking (at least everytime i seem to leave the door i see them) so i asked him if he saw anything. He was like yeah, around 2am, this drunk asian girl got out of the car and tripped over and knocked it over, i think she was fighting with her BF. WTF???? How the heck do you trip over a bike???? and what kind of f-ing pansy man doesn't try to pick it up after and just leaves it there??

Well he proceeds to tell me where they live and what car they drive:whistle:

Homeslice

01-25-2009, 03:29 PM

Wow that pretty much sucks. Was this the DRZ?

I remember getting one of those "knocks" once, from the apartment manager, and she said she found it on the ground, but I always suspected it was her that backed into it because her truck had a small dent on the tailgate right about where my tail-light was.

Be sure the guy who tipped you off isn't trying to make up a story to cover up the fact that HE did it.

Mr Lefty

01-25-2009, 03:36 PM

damn bro... that sucks... nice of the guys to go over and pick up the bike for ya though( the guys across the street) douchebags

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 03:50 PM

Wow that pretty much sucks. Was this the DRZ?

Be sure the guy who tipped you off isn't trying to make up a story to cover up the fact that HE did it.

Yeah it was the dr. I was so pissed when i found out and then went to look for potential houses i can buy with garages, i really dont want to get another bike without being able to park in one.

Nah it shouldnt be him, cuz he would park his car on the side where his apt is, although i think they prob just cook meth at home, i never see them leave the house and seriously they are always home, whether i step outside to go to work, or get the mail, or walk the dog, or start their bike, or if i go out the my patio, within a minute or 2, one of them would come out to their patio to smoke. It doesn't matter if its like 10am or 3am. its the oddest thing...though i think they should have knocked on my door to let me know instead of having it sitting on the ground until the morning, so they are on my shit list too!

seriously if that happened to someone else i would knock and say something...

and Ebs i'm not a bro...

marko138

01-25-2009, 04:00 PM

Fuckers.

Mr Lefty

01-25-2009, 04:00 PM

Yeah it was the dr. I was so pissed when i found out and then went to look for potential houses i can buy with garages, i really dont want to get another bike without being able to park in one.

Nah it shouldnt be him, cuz he would park his car on the side where his apt is, although i think they prob just cook meth at home, i never see them leave the house and seriously they are always home, whether i step outside to go to work, or get the mail, or walk the bike, or start their bike, or if i go out the my patio, within a minute or 2, one of them would come out to their patio to smoke. It doesn't matter if its like 10am or 3am. its the oddest thing...though i think they should have knocked on my door to let me know instead of having it sitting on the ground until the morning, so they are on my shit too!

seriously if that happened to someone else i would knock and say something...

and Ebs i'm not a bro...

Well How YOU do'n :wink:

:lol: my bad...

PhiSig1071

01-25-2009, 04:20 PM

Damn! Sorry to hear that! That is my biggest problem trying to find a place in the Keys right now, to find a place with the garage it's going to cost me $2500 a month.

Mr Lefty

01-25-2009, 04:23 PM

Damn! Sorry to hear that! That is my biggest problem trying to find a place in the Keys right now, to find a place with the garage it's going to cost me $2500 a month.

I can't find a place in the Biloxi area that has garages... so I'm either stuck renting an entire house... or buying one. :idk:

I did find a place that doesn't have a garage but it's out and away... and the guy said I could build a shed on the side of his house... that may be the ticket

PhiSig1071

01-25-2009, 04:27 PM

I can't find a place in the Biloxi area that has garages... so I'm either stuck renting an entire house... or buying one. :idk:

I did find a place that doesn't have a garage but it's out and away... and the guy said I could build a shed on the side of his house... that may be the ticket

Yeah, places with garages are getting rare. My ideal place is a 2/2 stilt house with garage or storage underneath where I can fit a couple bikes (storage for when friends visit, plus mine) on a canal. I found one house that might work for $1600, plus utilities. I might end up renting a manufactured home and putting up a big ass shed.

OneSickPsycho

01-25-2009, 04:38 PM

You don't need a garage... Just a bottom floor apartment... I lived with my bike in the kitchen for a couple years...

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k259/onesickpsycho/IM000149.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k259/onesickpsycho/IM000978.jpg

Particle Man

01-25-2009, 04:40 PM

Go find her and mess her up.

Make sure to get plenty of pictures.... ;)

Mr Lefty

01-25-2009, 04:44 PM

OneSickPsycho

01-25-2009, 04:49 PM

that'd get messy as fuck durring the rainy season

I try to avoid riding in the rain... when I did get caught, no big deal... hardwood floors throughout. If I had a carpeted apartment, I'd get one of those big plastic walkway mats like my grandma used to have throughout her house.

azoomm

01-25-2009, 04:54 PM

Bummer Gina :( That sucks ass. Careful approaching them, have someone with you.

You don't need a garage... Just a bottom floor apartment... I lived with my bike in the kitchen for a couple years...

She has a bottom floor apartment, but there is a wall in the way by the front door that would prevent the bike from going in.

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 04:58 PM

Bummer Gina :( That sucks ass. Careful approaching them, have someone with you.

She has a bottom floor apartment, but there is a wall in the way by the front door that would prevent the bike from going in.

Shes prob a little asian girl, i can prob beat the snot out of her.

Funny coming from me...

Nah i'll be good, i rather hit them in their pocket. i was going to wait a week or so but i have poor impulse control, so i did casually walk by their car and...tee hee

OneSickPsycho

01-25-2009, 04:59 PM

She has a bottom floor apartment, but there is a wall in the way by the front door that would prevent the bike from going in.

Fuck that... I'd move. Sliding glass door or anything? Porch?

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 05:03 PM

Fuck that... I'd move. Sliding glass door or anything? Porch?

nope :( but my lease is up in may and the home prices here keep dropping! All i want is a little yard for my dog to poop and pee in and a garage for my bike so they can multiply and nine foot ceilings for my exercize pole.

OneSickPsycho

01-25-2009, 05:22 PM

nope :( but my lease is up in may and the home prices here keep dropping! All i want is a little yard for my dog to poop and pee in and a garage for my bike so they can multiply and nine foot ceilings for my exercize pole.

Exercise.... POLE? :diitb:

azoomm

01-25-2009, 05:24 PM

Funny coming from me...

:rofl:

PhiSig1071

01-25-2009, 05:25 PM

Exercise.... POLE? :diitb:

:werd:

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 05:29 PM

i'm practicing for cirque du soliel, i'm going to be one of their little chinese acrobats!

Cass

01-25-2009, 05:35 PM

i'm practicing for cirque du soliel, i'm going to be one of their little chinese acrobats!

Allow me to be the first to volunteer to be your spotter/agent :D

The data I've seen at work says prices in Vegas are down over 30% and they keep falling a bit at a time.

Exercise.... POLE? :diitb:

Not that kind of pole ;)

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 05:39 PM

The data I've seen at work says prices in Vegas are down over 30% and they keep falling a bit at a time.

i went to look at a town house yesterday for 119k, with a garage and a little fenced in couryard, (8ft ceilings, blech) and there are houses going for 150k, 1550 sq ft appr with 9 ft ceilings. everytime i check, monthly it seems to be dropping just a bit each time, 5k here, 10k there, so i am just waiting. I hear since the housing industry is so bad here, they might try to drop the rates to 4%.

Mr Lefty

01-25-2009, 05:44 PM

i'm practicing for cirque du soliel, i'm going to be one of their little chinese acrobats!

are you chinese? otherwise it might be a little hard...

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 05:47 PM

are you chinese? otherwise it might be a little hard...

no, i'm a big black dude...

j/k yes i'm chinese

Mr Lefty

01-25-2009, 05:50 PM

no, i'm a big black dude...

j/k yes i'm chinese

ahh ok.. well hell you might as well be Pug for all i know :lol:

Phenix_Rider

01-25-2009, 06:45 PM

ahh ok.. well hell you might as well be Pug for all i know :lol:

:lol That's just wrong

Porkchop

01-25-2009, 07:04 PM

ahh ok.. well hell you might as well be Pug for all i know :lol:

For all we know you could be a talking pug.... like Frank from MIB!

http://i11.tinypic.com/4h0pu2h.jpg

njchopper87

01-25-2009, 07:18 PM

Sorry about your ride, are there any security vids you could watch to check out exactly what happened? Or better yet use as evidence?

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 07:42 PM

Sorry about your ride, are there any security vids you could watch to check out exactly what happened? Or better yet use as evidence?

:( no, they don't even have security vid at the gym where the weights always get stolen!

Well i just went to change my oil and filter since i needed to anyway, there was absolutely no oil that drained out, but a few dribbles, since all of it leaked onto the ground. and there was some where the oil filter is.

the rubber where the trottle is all torn apart and it seemed like my exhaust loose where the slip on meets is jarred loose.

i was squidding it out in the lot and it just runs like crap now, and took me quite a while to get it started, maybe the carbs are all flooded? Ooh that was too weird riding sans helmet and a fleece!

Now i'm pissed off all over again.

askmrjesus

01-25-2009, 07:52 PM

Well i just went to change my oil and filter since i needed to anyway, there was absolutely no oil that drained out, but a few dribbles, since all of it leaked onto the ground. and there was some where the oil filter is.

the rubber where the trottle is all torn apart and it seemed like my exhaust loose where the slip on meets is jarred loose.

i was squidding it out in the lot and it just runs like crap now, and took me quite a while to get it started, maybe the carbs are all flooded? Ooh that was too weird riding sans helmet and a fleece!

Now i'm pissed off all over again.

No, it's probably not the carbs that are giving you problems.

More than likely you had some oil get past the valves when the bike was laying on the ground. Pull your plugs, cycle the motor a few times, clean or replace the plugs- you should be ok.

JC

ETA: When I say "cycle the motor" I mean hit the starter button and blow the oil out of the combustion chamber, (a little WD will help to facilitate this process). You might want to have a friend hold a rag over the spark plug hole to keep from blowing crap all over the place. Conversely, you could have the ho that knocked your bike over, put her eye up to the hole, and tell you when the oil stops coming out.

marko138

01-25-2009, 08:14 PM

OneSickPsycho

01-25-2009, 08:39 PM

i went to look at a town house yesterday for 119k, with a garage and a little fenced in couryard, (8ft ceilings, blech) and there are houses going for 150k, 1550 sq ft appr with 9 ft ceilings. everytime i check, monthly it seems to be dropping just a bit each time, 5k here, 10k there, so i am just waiting. I hear since the housing industry is so bad here, they might try to drop the rates to 4%.

Be leary of condos... or any place with an HOA... I'm hearing from people around here that with the high rate of foreclosed places within the complexes, HOA's are having trouble paying bills... Therefore, they start gouging those left in the complex to cover costs. I rent a condo and know that in the year I've lived here, the HOA fees have gone up almost $100/month.

For all we know you could be a talking pug.... like Frank from MIB!

http://i11.tinypic.com/4h0pu2h.jpg

Frank FTMFW.

Angee

01-25-2009, 10:16 PM

I'm glad I live in the country....

So..........did ya pour Koolaid on her windows or what? (yeah, try getting THAT off!...sticky as hell, especialy if you make it thick...:lol:)

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 10:38 PM

No, it's probably not the carbs that are giving you problems.

More than likely you had some oil get past the valves when the bike was laying on the ground. Pull your plugs, cycle the motor a few times, clean or replace the plugs- you should be ok.

JC

ETA: When I say "cycle the motor" I mean hit the starter button and blow the oil out of the combustion chamber, (a little WD will help to facilitate this process). You might want to have a friend hold a rag over the spark plug hole to keep from blowing crap all over the place. Conversely, you could have the ho that knocked your bike over, put her eye up to the hole, and tell you when the oil stops coming out.

mr jesus, i took the cap off on my spark plug and no oil was on it, are you saying it can get in from the bottom up? It'll be a good idea anyway to go get a new shiny plug anyway.

And where exactly am i spraying wd40 in the carb, do i take it off and spray it in the chamber?

I'm just happy i got through the oil and oil filter change, i've been putting that off since i have to throw my whole body weight to get some of the nuts and bolts loose. i had my non rider friend loosen those for me today. it was a lot easier than i thought. i'm a bit mechanically challenged :)

Side note, if i filled it a bit more than i needed to over the fill line, would i be ok or should i drain some of it out again so oil levels are btwn the 2 lines?

zlicius

01-25-2009, 10:39 PM

you gonna do that for Ka?? that'd be so awesome!

btw, i think you should kick some punk ass.

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 10:47 PM

you gonna do that for Ka?? that'd be so awesome!

btw, i think you should kick some punk ass.

LOL, you are too cute, i was kidding!

I would totally love that, but i think i'm too old and not limber enough for cirque :( They are all ex gymnasts, pro athletes and such. Maybe crazy horse may have an opening though :wink:

pickle.of.doom

01-25-2009, 10:48 PM

Sorry about your luck. Along with what was said above about the plugs, also check your air filter to make sure it is ok. (ok= not oil soaked)

ericr

01-25-2009, 10:50 PM

mr jesus, i took the cap off on my spark plug and no oil was on it, are you saying it can get in from the bottom up? It'll be a good idea anyway to go get a new shiny plug anyway.

And where exactly am i spraying wd40 in the carb, do i take it off and spray it in the chamber?

I'm just happy i got through the oil and oil filter change, i've been putting that off since i have to throw my whole body weight to get some of the nuts and bolts loose. i had my non rider friend loosen those for me today. it was a lot easier than i thought. i'm a bit mechanically challenged :)

Side note, if i filled it a bit more than i needed to over the fill line, would i be ok or should i drain some of it out again so oil levels are btwn the 2 lines?

Damn sorry to hear about that Gina!

What AMJ meant, remove the spark plugs from the head, not just the boot. They may be fouled now too so you might want to replace them but it shouldn't be necessary.

While the plugs are out, bump the starter over a few times to blow any oil out of the combustions chamber. Hold a rag over the spark plug holes to keep oil from blowing everywhere. The WD-40 can be sprayed into teh spark plug hole and turn the engine over a couple more times but not too much. Then button everything back up.

Hope you get some $$$ out of that chick or take it out on her ass! (don't go to jail over it ;) )

askmrjesus

01-25-2009, 10:53 PM

mr jesus, i took the cap off on my spark plug and no oil was on it, are you saying it can get in from the bottom up? It'll be a good idea anyway to go get a new shiny plug anyway.

If there's oil in the combustion chamber, you have to take the spark plug OUT, not take the cap off, (well, actually you have to do both).

Yes, you can get oil from the bottom to the top. It pours in through the crankcase breather hose when the bike is laying sideways. That hose leads to your airbox, which leads to the combustion chamber via the intake valves. This might not be the case with your bike. The oil might just have made it to the airbox and clogged up your air filter, so check that too.

And where exactly am i spraying wd40 in the carb, do i take it off and spray it in the chamber?

You would spray the WD40 down the spark plug hole, if you find oil on the plug.

Side note, if i filled it a bit more than i needed to over the fill line, would i be ok or should i drain some of it out again so oil levels are btwn the 2 lines?

Too much oil could result in the same problem, by means of what is called "high compression blowby". The presence of too much oil increases the crankcase pressure, and forces oil past the rings, but I doubt that's your problem at the moment. Still, I would drain some out, and get it back to the level it's supposed to be. A big syringe with a piece of hose on the end works well for this.

JC

101lifts2

01-25-2009, 10:58 PM

Tsunami, you should find that f-in ho of an Asian chick, then get naked and mud wrestle with her, get it on film and post it here. :drool:

Tsunami

01-25-2009, 11:01 PM

cool! thanks AMJ and Eric!

Tsunami, you should find that f-in ho of an Asian chick, then get naked and mud wrestle with her, get it on film and post it here. :drool:

hey you don't live far from me, why don't you come over and do and and I'll film it!

fnfalman

01-26-2009, 10:57 AM

What about finding that ho, fuck her in the ass rough and make her boyfriend lick it off?

azoomm

01-26-2009, 11:03 AM

Ugh, what a bummer - I'm so sorry you're going through this.

What about finding that ho, fuck her in the ass rough and make her boyfriend lick it off?

That might be difficult for GINA to do... :panic:

Ninjakel

01-26-2009, 11:04 AM

Ugh, what a bummer - I'm so sorry you're going through this.

That might be difficult for GINA to do... :panic:

:lol: :lol:

marko138

01-26-2009, 11:45 AM

What about finding that ho, fuck her in the ass rough and make her boyfriend lick it off?
Wow.

fnfalman

01-26-2009, 03:01 PM

That might be difficult for GINA to do... :panic:
What? You never heard of strap-on dildo?:idk:

azoomm

01-26-2009, 03:11 PM

What? You never heard of strap-on dildo?:idk:

:lol: Now you're just reaching for an answer of the truth that you didn't read the thread...

MILK

01-26-2009, 03:14 PM

Gina I'm sorry about your bike!!!!!!!! :(

Oh and not to stir the pot any but I've met Gina and she's HOT!! :) - and married... :lmao:

Rider

01-26-2009, 03:19 PM

Looks like you're going to have to choke a bitch.

Amorok

01-26-2009, 03:42 PM

Mr Lefty

01-26-2009, 03:46 PM

Buy my house. I've got a huge fucking garage. And nobody comes in my yard anymore, not after the Incident.

it in the 50k-100k range? cause right now that's the only way I'm buy'n a house

fnfalman

01-26-2009, 06:42 PM

:lol: Now you're just reaching for an answer of the truth that you didn't read the thread...
All I read was some Asian ho knocking a motorbike over and I started seeing red.:rant:

Mr Lefty

01-26-2009, 07:06 PM

All I read was some Asian ho knocking a motorbike over and I started seeing red.:rant:

I thought you liked red... and yellow... :lol:

azoomm

01-26-2009, 07:08 PM

All I read was some Asian ho knocking a motorbike over and I started seeing red.:rant:

I know, baby... it's alright. Just giving you hell.

I thought you liked red... and yellow... :lol:

:lol:

Tsunami

01-27-2009, 12:48 AM

Buy my house. I've got a huge fucking garage. And nobody comes in my yard anymore, not after the Incident.

OOOh what is the "incident"?

101lifts2

01-27-2009, 01:49 AM

cool! thanks AMJ and Eric!

hey you don't live far from me, why don't you come over and do and and I'll film it!

Actually I was just in Vegas for 4 days from work!!

Papa_Complex

01-27-2009, 08:52 AM

OOOh what is the "incident"?

I'm thinking that it looked something like this....

marko138

01-27-2009, 09:52 AM

Looks like you're going to have to choke a bitch.

I was gonna post the pic of Wayne Brady...but I'm lazy.

Mule

01-27-2009, 11:41 AM

Yeah, places with garages are getting rare. My ideal place is a 2/2 stilt house with garage or storage underneath where I can fit a couple bikes (storage for when friends visit, plus mine) on a canal. I found one house that might work for $1600, plus utilities. I might end up renting a manufactured home and putting up a big ass shed.

Phi...i don't know what part of the keys you plan to be staying in, but i'll happily rent garage space out to you.....granted of course i have to clean it out first......

I'm in miami and wouldn't be too far away from ya....

Tsunami

01-27-2009, 01:50 PM

Actually I was just in Vegas for 4 days from work!!

WTF? Why didn't you let me know? I would have let you buy me dinner!

where you here for the porn convention?

Tsunami

01-27-2009, 01:53 PM

I'm thinking that it looked something like this....

Amorok, did you run Ulu off?

Amorok

01-28-2009, 06:38 AM

I'm thinking that it looked something like this....

Pretty much. And no, Ulu isn't going anywhere but she does want to move on base. ebbs, good luck finding a house that cheap, all of us bought at 150k and nobody's taking a hit that deep.

Mr Lefty

01-28-2009, 06:46 AM

Pretty much. And no, Ulu isn't going anywhere but she does want to move on base. ebbs, good luck finding a house that cheap, all of us bought at 150k and nobody's taking a hit that deep.

yeah I know... that's why I'm not really look'n to buy anymore. that price range is the only way I can do what I want and still afford it... not a big deal... I've found a house to rent... just doesn't come open till April. but with my training and everything I'll only be in a hotel for 2 weeks or so.. not bad

Amorok

01-28-2009, 09:14 AM

Let me know, Ulu worked at the Tyre House (billeting) for a while so we could probably get you in TLF, or at least billeting.

Mr Lefty

01-28-2009, 02:53 PM

Let me know, Ulu worked at the Tyre House (billeting) for a while so we could probably get you in TLF, or at least billeting.

will do... thanks! I'll shoot ya a pm with my cell # I'll be able to use it from the 6th on.

101lifts2

01-28-2009, 10:18 PM

WTF? Why didn't you let me know? I would have let you buy me dinner!

where you here for the porn convention?

There was a porn convention? Damn...lol...

I came for our National Field Meeting from work.

I would have bought you dinner...if you like sushi.

Smittie61984

01-28-2009, 10:33 PM

That sucks. But atleast we found a use for smokers. Apartment monitors.

Tsunami

01-29-2009, 12:47 AM

There was a porn convention? Damn...lol...

I came for our National Field Meeting from work.

I would have bought you dinner...if you like sushi.

I'll eat anything, as long as it doesn't involve meat. ok i eat fish sometimes and bacon too! When is the next time you will be down here?

I'm still trying to get homeslice here and shane to revisit

Amorok

01-29-2009, 10:13 AM

That sucks. But atleast we found a use for smokers. Apartment monitors.

That's right buddy, I'm sacrificing my health for your safety. Hell, if I live in your complex and it's warm then I'm outside enough that it's like having a free armed security guard. So fuck raising the cigarete tax, huh?

askmrjesus

01-29-2009, 10:18 AM

That's right buddy, I'm sacrificing my health for your safety. Hell, if I live in your complex and it's warm then I'm outside enough that it's like having a free armed security guard. So fuck raising the cigarete tax, huh?

Careful Amorok.

Smittie is one of those guys that holds stop signs at road construction sites.

They're just like Ninjas, only in orange.

JC

Smittie61984

01-29-2009, 09:54 PM

That's right buddy, I'm sacrificing my health for your safety. Hell, if I live in your complex and it's warm then I'm outside enough that it's like having a free armed security guard. So fuck raising the cigarete tax, huh?

Security Gaurd? Even if you managed to get to the person you'd be too out of breath to do anything. You guys just report. But thanks for your hard work and sacrifice.

For the record I am against those Cigarette or other vice taxes. No reason for the government to try and punish people for doing whatever it is they want to do. I think smoking cigarettes is a dumb habit to have. Infact I have more respect for someone who smokes pot. They atleast get high. But it's not my business to prevent people from slowly killing themselves.

Now expecting the taxpayers to pay for your lung cancer treatment. Tough break bro, that ain't right.