View Full Version : To be used in case of zombie attack ONLY!
Papa_Complex
01-27-2009, 09:15 AM
http://www.i-hacked.com/content/view/274/48/
Riceaholic
01-27-2009, 10:56 AM
good to know!
Sanchez
01-27-2009, 11:07 AM
Rofl, that's hilarious
Antwanny
01-27-2009, 11:57 AM
awesome
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BobTheBiker
01-27-2009, 01:16 PM
awesome. I wanna change one to say CONSTRUCTION ZONE! SLOW DOWN OR GOD WILL PWN YOU!
Smittie61984
01-27-2009, 05:09 PM
I often flag traffic (Infact I did today. Fucking sucked but funny to watch cars skid into the back of each other). We have an arrow bored with other parts of our company having the detailed signs. And someone rewired a sign in my town once to say something fucked up. Infact I think it said "Fuck It". I'll have to look it up.
We put one out that said "Seriously - Slow Down"
OneSickPsycho
01-27-2009, 08:43 PM
Shit... I wonder exactly how illegal that is...
askmrjesus
01-27-2009, 09:02 PM
Shit... I wonder exactly how illegal that is...
That would depend on how many Zombies you ran over.
JC
Texmex1
01-27-2009, 10:01 PM
Now that is funny......
Papa_Complex
01-27-2009, 10:10 PM
That would depend on how many Zombies you ran over.
JC
No law against running over dead stuff. I ran over a dead squirrel a few days back and the cops didn't run me in, so zombies? No problem.
Smittie61984
01-28-2009, 12:04 AM
Shit... I wonder exactly how illegal that is...
Once the DOT got a hold of your ass then you'd be done for. You'd be better off robbing a post office. I've seen GDOT tell cops to get the hell out of the road and for the cops to obey.
My main job is a human traffic signal. I hold a Stop/Slow paddle and had to learn the DOT rules.
If someone ignores our signals all we have to do is call in someone's tag number and the police will ticket them for running a stop sign, disobeying traffic signal devices, endangerment, and all kinds of other goodies. We rarely call in, but we did one time. Woman came by our work area 4-5 times in one day and kept trying to ignore the stop sign each time. It's easily beat, but not after a shit load of lawyer fees.
AquaPython
01-28-2009, 02:52 PM
repost~!~
Lucky3623
01-29-2009, 09:27 AM
Zombies have now crept into Dallas... (http://www.nbcdfw.com/traffic_autos/transit/Zombies-Run-TxDOT-is-Not-Amused.html)
Papa_Complex
01-29-2009, 10:19 AM
Good. At least they're being used for their intended purpose.
Archren
01-29-2009, 10:20 AM
Zombies have now crept into Dallas... (http://www.nbcdfw.com/traffic_autos/transit/Zombies-Run-TxDOT-is-Not-Amused.html)
The article says that was here in Austin... :lol:
SCVetteNBusa
01-29-2009, 10:49 AM
That's great! :whistle:
Lucky3623
01-29-2009, 12:39 PM
The article says that was here in Austin... :lol:
Damn... Don't you hate when you have multiple things on the brain, and your body doesn't make the right actions...
I meant... Texas.. not Dallas....
http://bakkouz.net/pix/brain.gif
Papa_Complex
01-29-2009, 12:41 PM
The article says that was here in Austin... :lol:
Dallas... Austin... As long as it's "not Toronto." We don't need no zombies.
Smittie61984
01-29-2009, 05:03 PM
Zombies have now crept into Dallas... (http://www.nbcdfw.com/traffic_autos/transit/Zombies-Run-TxDOT-is-Not-Amused.html)
When did the Obama voters arrive???
Papa_Complex
01-29-2009, 06:57 PM
When did the Obama voters arrive???
Post-Katrina
Smittie61984
01-29-2009, 08:49 PM
Post-Katrina
Damn. This zombie thing is worse than I thought. They have spread from Houston.
Particle Man
01-29-2009, 08:55 PM
Damn... Don't you hate when you have multiple things on the brain, and your body doesn't make the right actions...
I meant... Texas.. not Dallas....
http://bakkouz.net/pix/brain.gif
:lmao:
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