nigerian lottery has gone muslim

[tommymac]

Got a spam e-mail yesterday and as a goof I replied saying I wanted to use the money as collateral for a loan. heres the response I got.

Assalam,

Thank you for your willingness to help.
I got your email address through a search on the internet.
My proposition is true and I am very serious about it , the most
important thing is for us to build a very good trust among each other, I feel it is the most important thing before moving the money to you i know
Allah will see us through.
I am 51 years old married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl.
The amount involved is 5 Million US Dollars this money is not from any kind of bad source it is the proceeds from my inherited properties my father died before the war and i am from the famous Alahdin royal family, I wanted to move before the war butunfortunately things went bad i moved the money ahead of time through diplomatic baggages to Dubai , now i am stock in Iraq .I am a trained Petroleum engineer .
I will attached a copy of my national passport to you as soon as you reconfirm the following:

name
age:
occupation
address:
Phone :

As soon as you do this i will provide you with the details on how you
are going to collect the box.
May allah bless you.

wasalam,
Alahdin.M Abdullah


I figure i will make up a name and addy and tell him I am an aspiring pro road racer or something. Or if anyone has any ideas lets have fun with him.

Tom

[Amorok]

Tell him you're a pig farmer in Arkansas and ask for pictures of his wife.

[Method]

If you really want to offend his sensibilities, you can tell him you are an aspiring 'adult' actor looking to finance your first sexy film.

[AquaPython]

look here for ideas
www.419eater.com

[tommymac]

Damn thats a good idea I will add that in my next respone :)

Tom

[Dragonpaco]

tell them that to confirm he is a real person you need a picture of him eating a porkchop under a star of david

[derf]

I dont get enough of these to play with. Can I have his email address?

[tommymac]

Shoot me an e-mail I can forward it to ya.

Tom

[BobTheBiker]

those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.

[tommymac]

those are awesome. I'd send him nude pictures of random women, and ask for some of his wife just for the hell of it.

hes 51 so i want to see his daughters:rockwoot:

Tom

[tommymac]

ok heres the response, hasnt asked for anything yet which is surprising, and sent attatchments of a passport.

Asalamualaikum

Dear Tim,

All you need to understand is that after the transaction we shall both meet and make a concrete plans of this investment prospect.
Once again ,let me inform you more about myself. I am a devoted Muslim and would also require your unlimited devotion and commitment towards this transaction. Allah will see us through. I am on a wheel chair and cannot get out of Iraq .... After you have collected the box... i shall make a journey to your country or you will come to Iraq and meet with me. I am 51 years old married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl. I have attached a copy of my national passport.

The amount of 5 Million United State Dollars was packaged in a Sealed and Lock Box and deposited with a Security Company and register a Family Effect for security reasons.The security company not know that there is money inside the box, as it was registered as family effect.

This money is not from terrorism, guns deals or any kind of illegal dealings, it is the proceeds and profits from my inherited estate properties. So there is no problem.It is free from any law or anti money regulations.

There is no problem on getting the box. The box is very secured. It is registered as 'Family Effect' with the company under diplomatic seal and lock. No person can inspect it both in London and your country. The company has good experience to deliver it safely to your country without problem. okay ..

Therefore,Go-ahead to contact the company... You must understand the state of the money .The money is packaged in a box registered as family effect with the Security Company in London.

The Company do not know that there is money of 5 Million Dollars inside the box. You must never do to disclose that there is money inside the box. The registered content of the box is Family Effect.This is for security reason and protect of the money inside the box from theft .

All that you are required to do now is to contact the company. I advice you e-mail the company as my family 's proxy for the release of the box deposited in their custody .

I have a secret deposit/release code ; PS/101BDB/FF.This you must provide this code as authority for release, otherwise the company would not attend to your enquire.
Also , note that when you are question the content of the box , always tell the company that the box contain Family Effect.
Below is the contact address of the company;

PRUDENTIAL SECURITIES
Safety Deposit and Trust Company
Northern Rock House
Laurence Poultney Hill
London EC4R 0HH
Fax: +44 870 950 4144
TEL: +44 785 143 4189
TEL: +44 796 119 7231
E-MAIL: customerservice@prudential--securities.com
Operation Manager : MR JONATHAN COPNALL

All you are to do is to contact the company by sending an e-mail to the company requesting for the release of the box registeredfamily effect with deposit and release secret code ,to you as my family proxy.
I have drafted below a letter for you to send to the company.
Read the letter and send by fax or e-mail to the company in London for the claim of the box .
I know nothing about operation of company in London, but the company will provide you guild lines on how to process the release of the box.
Do revert back to me for update as soon as you have contacted the company Always reach me by e-mail... It is safer and secure for me over here....
Hope to meet you soon after the collection of the box. After the collection of the box, you will send a Letter to the Iraq embassy inform them of my invitation to your country by you.
Hope to meeting with you soonest.
Wasalam,
Abdullah Alahdin
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Letter dafted:
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From: { Your name & address & Telephone }
TO:
PRUDENTIAL SECURITIES
Safety Deposit and Trust Company
Northern Rock House
Laurence Poultney Hill
London EC4R 0HH
Fax: +44 870 950 4144
TEL: +44 785 143 4189
TEL: +44 796 119 7231
E-MAIL: customerservice@prudential--securities.com

Dear sir,

RE: DIA No. PS/101BDB/FF
Please be informed of my intentions to claim the above box registered currently handled by your firm as a proxy to the depositor.
This decision stems from the authorisation from the family of Mr Alahdin Abdullah as a proxy , I do wish to claim the consignment deposited to your company.
Please advice me soon as you can on the requirements and guidelines to enable me transfer the box to my country
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation
Yours sincerely,

[ your name }.........................



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