Texas Sheriff Test

[Racerboy]

Texas Sheriff -

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'

[Cutty72]

:lol:

[BobTheBiker]

My only questions would be, how many rounds are in it? and can I shoot more than six of each?

[askmrjesus]

I'd just shoot the sergeant.

Instant promotion.

JC

[Smittie61984]

Hahahah. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

[Papa_Complex]

I'd just shoot the sergeant.

Instant promotion.

JC

"And we all move up one step in rank."

[smileyman]

Thats great. My wife and I were having this conversation last night after seeing rabbit prints in the snow. She made an offhand remark about me not being soft hearted even when I quipped that I couldn't kill the rabbit unless I was hungry.

I had to explain that animals are basically innocent. Even predators do what they have to do without hate or malice, seldom acting unless they are in need.

I further explained that when dealing with a human, with a heart full of hate, malice, lies and deceit, it would be much easier to kill. Once you determine their intent I would have no issue or reservations.

[Particle Man]

:lol: