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OneSickPsycho
02-01-2009, 03:15 AM
So my folks are staying with me... been here since Christmas and will be here until they close on their new house here in FL... Anywho, they LOVE Publix and are crackwhores for anything buy one, get one free. They come home with shit they'd normally never buy because of the deal... Typical American excess consumers.

One of their most recent purchases was two giant boxes of Honeycomb cereal. Never been a huge fan, but it's ok... I like the ease of cereal so I've been eating some... I've come to the conclusion... Honeycomb makes me poop.

I thought it was a fluke thing until tonight... I pounded a giant bowl for dinner around 8pm... and after watching the fights at a buddy's house, it was a photo finish getting back to the crib, in the door, leg brace off, and ass onto the toilet seat. I literally took the biggest shit I've ever taken in my entire life...

Started out as a solid log... decent diameter and probably a foot long... then a couple turds of similar diameter, but only a couple inches long each... a couple big farts, then Honeycomb disaster. I dropped a pile of soft serve that could have filled four very large cupped hands.

After the dizziness subsided, I stood up to survey the damage and knew immediately, there was no way this shit was going down... It took, no BS, like 8 flushes to get all the poo down... amazingly, the toilet never really clogged for more than a second or two... Just as amazing was the fact that it only took two wipes to clean up, though the second one was merely a precautionary measure.

So... long story short... Honeycomb makes you poop like an Olympic athelete on softball sized Ex-Lax suppositories.
Quick281
02-01-2009, 03:20 AM
What a story.

I don't eat cereal since my stomach rarely agrees with it.
ericr
02-01-2009, 09:34 AM
THanks for sharing OSP :dthumb: :panic:
rogue
02-01-2009, 09:34 AM
Wow. :lmao:

At least you didn't take a picture of said poo. :panic:
Flexin
02-01-2009, 09:54 AM
Wow. :lmao:

At least you didn't take a picture of said poo. :panic:

:panic: When I was younger I had a townhouse with three other guys. One guy there wouldn't flush so he could show everyone his "trophy". :panic:

James
rogue
02-01-2009, 10:02 AM
:panic: When I was younger I had a townhouse with three other guys. One guy there wouldn't flush so he could show everyone his "trophy". :panic:

James

There was a couple of times Wade took a pic of his and send them to me via text! :panic: :panic:

Imagine my surprise when I opened those up!
Archren
02-01-2009, 12:15 PM
OMG, funniest shit evah (pun intended).. :lmao: :lmao:
t-homo
02-01-2009, 12:48 PM
Fucking hilarious. As cool as OSP is, I'm not sure if I want to meet him in person or not.
Dave
02-01-2009, 01:21 PM
honeycombs big yeah yeah yeah
JoJoYZF
02-01-2009, 02:51 PM
Fucking hilarious. As cool as OSP is, I'm not sure if I want to meet him in person or not.

We were just discussing this at the bike show today, just how nuts he actually may be in person.
OneSickPsycho
02-01-2009, 05:56 PM
We were just discussing this at the bike show today, just how nuts he actually may be in person.

Honestly a lot of the crazy shit I say usually goes unnoticed... The difference between the OSP of real life vs the OSP of the internet is that when I say crazy shit on here, it's immortalized so you cannot miss it. In real life if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it... Plus, my humor offline has a lot more sublty built in... Either way I talk about pooping a lot.
JoJoYZF
02-01-2009, 09:31 PM
Honestly a lot of the crazy shit I say usually goes unnoticed... The difference between the OSP of real life vs the OSP of the internet is that when I say crazy shit on here, it's immortalized so you cannot miss it. In real life if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it... Plus, my humor offline has a lot more sublty built in... Either way I talk about pooping a lot.

I kind of figured that. As long as you mention shitting, whores and shovels, youre right around what Id expect.
OneSickPsycho
02-01-2009, 09:34 PM
I kind of figured that. As long as you mention shitting, whores and shovels, youre right around what Id expect.

I also talk about drugs and masturbation a lot...
Homeslice
02-01-2009, 09:37 PM
cereal is mostly air, so even a giant bowl of honeycomb would not produce more than one handful, so I'm thinking it was something else you ate. probably your buddy's wings had food poisoning
JoJoYZF
02-01-2009, 09:38 PM
I also talk about drugs and masturbation a lot...

Not sure how I missed those topics.
OneSickPsycho
02-01-2009, 09:53 PM
cereal is mostly air, so even a giant bowl of honeycomb would not produce more than one handful, so I'm thinking it was something else you ate. probably your buddy's wings had food poisoning

Negative. It's happened consistently each time I've eaten Honeycomb... Other cereals and other foods don't really phase me. Plus I didn't eat anything else a few hours before or after eating the Honeycomb.

Not sure how I missed those topics.

Not sure either... I talk about them constantly.
Cutty72
02-02-2009, 05:11 PM
your parents living w/u has got to put a damper on you bringing home all the random whores to do lines while you ram them from behind before digging a hole in the back yard to bury them, doesn't it?
CrazyKell
02-02-2009, 06:11 PM
There was a couple of times Wade took a pic of his and send them to me via text! :panic: :panic:

I say this with as much love as I can......you are SO much better off without an asshat like that. Seriously. :whistle:
OneSickPsycho
02-02-2009, 10:02 PM
I say this with as much love as I can......you are SO much better off without an asshat like that. Seriously. :whistle:

You're the kind of chick that takes all the fun out of a dutch oven aren't you?

You have great cleavage, so I'll let it slide.
CrazyKell
02-03-2009, 09:46 AM
You're the kind of chick that takes all the fun out of a dutch oven aren't you?

Au contraire......I'd be laughing my ass off as I pulled the covers over your head! :rofl:
Rsv1000R
02-03-2009, 11:08 AM
Wow. :lmao:

At least you didn't take a picture of said poo. :panic:

We don't really know he didn't, He just might not have posted it (yet).
AquaPython
02-03-2009, 11:26 AM
happiness is an illusion, that we all blindly run after. but in reality, happiness in life only comes in spurts.
eating a fucking chololate chip cookie.
a 5 second orgasm.
taking a massive , biblical shit, and only having to wipe twice, and the second wipe was only out of disbelief that the first one was more than sufficient.
JoJoYZF
02-03-2009, 11:51 AM
Au contraire......I'd be laughing my ass off as I pulled the covers over your head! :rofl:

Damn, you may just be OSPs dream girl.
Particle Man
02-03-2009, 12:36 PM
nice visual :lol:
rogue
02-03-2009, 12:47 PM
happiness is an illusion, that we all blindly run after. but in reality, happiness in life only comes in spurts.
eating a fucking chololate chip cookie.
a 5 second orgasm.
taking a massive , biblical shit, and only having to wipe twice, and the second wipe was only out of disbelief that the first one was more than sufficient.

:rofl: :rofl:
Quick281
02-03-2009, 02:20 PM
happiness is an illusion, that we all blindly run after. but in reality, happiness in life only comes in spurts.
eating a fucking chololate chip cookie.
a 5 second orgasm.
taking a massive , biblical shit, and only having to wipe twice, and the second wipe was only out of disbelief that the first one was more than sufficient.

:rofl:

That should be a bumper sticker.
OneSickPsycho
02-03-2009, 08:53 PM
Au contraire......I'd be laughing my ass off as I pulled the covers over your head! :rofl:

I think... I think I love you...
Archren
02-03-2009, 08:59 PM
I think... I think I love you...

Love finds you when and where you least expect it...

:rofl:
askmrjesus
02-03-2009, 09:03 PM
Love finds you when and where you least expect it...

:rofl:

The bathroom?

Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places...

JC