SoFlaSV
02-06-2009, 03:47 PM
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male
Patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
That?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
Explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed
To that, but this man has a serious condition
Where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and
If he doesn't do that at least five times a day,
He'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'
'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a
Male patient laying in bed while a nurse
Performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'.
During her tour she passed a room where a male
Patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
That?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
Explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed
To that, but this man has a serious condition
Where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and
If he doesn't do that at least five times a day,
He'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'
'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a
Male patient laying in bed while a nurse
Performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'.