Quotes...

[Flexin]

I'm bored. Post up your favorite quotes, one liners, sayings or parts of song lyrics.

"Never trust a big butt and a smile, that girl is poison" Bell Biv Devoe

"People that live in glass houses should use their neighbors bathroom." ????

"Always bet on black" Wesley Snipes

James

[bmblebee]

Someone hold my beer...Hey Y'all...watch this!

[buzzcutt2]

How's the world treating you? Like a baby treats a diaper.

[Papa_Complex]

Like my CF signature:

"Character is what you are in the dark." - John Whorfin quoting Dwight L. Moody

[rogue]

See my sig: :D

[OneSickPsycho]

Old Korn and Marilyn Manson lyrics are the shit...

Fuck you, I'm fed up with you... I'm not as good as you, fuck you... I'm better than you...

Grille in front is my sinister grin, bugs in my teeth make me sick, sick sick... ... My arms are wheels, legs are wheels... blood is pavement.

Ingafurawkachiggaingafurattahtah!... ...Twist!

The screen is us and we're TV...

To all the people that think I'm strange, that I should be outta here locked up in a cage... You don't know what the hell's up anyway... ... To a world that never appreciated shit... YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!

Slipknot has some cool shit too... Oh, and Pantera... fuckin' A Pantera... Lots of other good lyrics out there as well... I would say White Zombie, but I never did enough acid while working on old hotrods to get it...

[Cutty72]

I feel a need, a need for speed. - Top Gun

I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! - Spaceballs.

[JARVIS518]

"what would u do if i told u ur pico comi mother sucked so much cock her face looked like an egg?" -boondock saints

[rogue]

"what would u do if i told u ur pico comi mother sucked so much cock her face looked like an egg?" -boondock saints

Boondock Saints is filled with tons of good quotes! :dthumb:

[JARVIS518]

Boondock Saints is filled with tons of good quotes! :dthumb:

:rockout::rockwoot:
i went to college in VT, most of the student body was from mass and for some reason they all loved to quote that movie. this one was my favorite

[OneSickPsycho]

"what would u do if i told u ur pico comi mother sucked so much cock her face looked like an egg?" -boondock saints

Pinko...

[rogue]

:rockout::rockwoot:
i went to college in VT, most of the student body was from mass and for some reason they all loved to quote that movie. this one was my favorite

Boondock Saints is my favorite movie. Some of my favorite quotes are:

He certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

You and your stupid rope.

Fuck! Ass!

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Where you going? Nowhere!


I could go on and on. I know almost every line from that movie. :lol:

[Flexin]

"Yippy Kay Yay Mother Fucker!!" John McClane

"It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none" Snoop

"I gave you a brand new Ford
and you just said I want a Cadillac
I bought you a ten dollar dinner
You said Thanks for the snack
I let you live in my penthouse
You said it was just a shack
I gave you seven children
and now you wanna give 'em back" B.B. King

"Women weaken legs! " Mickey (Rocky)

"You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! " Mickey (Rocky)

James

[OneSickPsycho]

Boondock Saints is my favorite movie. Some of my favorite quotes are:

He certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

You and your stupid rope.

Fuck! Ass!

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Where you going? Nowhere!


I could go on and on. I know almost every line from that movie. :lol:

Best two scenes in that movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-G9vrgPLk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=774JiSMWdQQ

[JARVIS518]

what? i was gunna tip her

[OneSickPsycho]

I came here to do two things... Kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum...

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth...

[Flexin]

I came here to do two things... Kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum...

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth...

I love the first one but forget where it is from.

James

[Flexin]

"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done." Kenny Rogers

James

[Papa_Complex]

I love the first one but forget where it is from.

James

It's from a lot of places, but "They Live!" with Roddy Piper is my favourite.

[Ninjakel]

I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head.
Kurt Cobain

I really don't think anything I do is a mistake. It could be if I didn't learn from it.
Fiona Apple

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.
Bob Dylan

[Flexin]

"Stay tuned for part 2
You been me I been u
But we gon switch this thing back
Ima put it on your ass" Usher

James

[rogue]

I know you don't smoke weed...I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. It's Friday...you ain't go no job... and you ain't got shit to do!

[askmrjesus]

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

Ana Ng.

JC

[Tmall]

"I believe there are stupid questions, and they're usually asked by stupid people.."

[AquaPython]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2007/2186200820_9d46e03e36.jpg?v=0

[Amorok]

I love Boondock Saints, it's one of my favorite movies. So many great quotes in it, but I won't go into that. My sig is a great one, and my best friend gave me "Stupid should hurt."

Dennis Leary said "Life sucks, get a helmet!"

I'm also a big fan of the prayer from the beginning of the shitty horror movie Stay Alive, I have it but I won't post it as it's long.

Unforgiven has some great ones, not only "I'll be your huckleberry!" But also and enrage Kurt Russel screaming "You tell 'em I'm coming, and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"

[Papa_Complex]

Speaking of Kurt Russel, the much under rated movie "Soldier" comes to mind.

Leader's Wife: One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.

[the chi]

I've always loved that Kurt Russell one!!

A few of my faves:

The tree of life is self pruning. - unknown

Life is tough, its tougher if youre stupid. - John Wayne

[Corey]

Most of my favorites quotes come from one of my favorite movies:

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island."

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

"60% of the time, it works every time."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."


Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a movie to watch.

[fatbuckRTO]

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

[Papa_Complex]

Fatbuck, if you're going to bring out the WMDs, then I must retaliate with...

Lord John Whorfin: May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined

Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
The Red Lectroids: Planet Ten!
Lord John Whorfin: When?
The Red Lectroids: Real soon!

Penny Priddy: Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
Buckaroo Banzai: Why don't you hold onto it for a while?
Penny Priddy: Any time.

John Bigboote: It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?

Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out.
Female Prisoner: Hey, me too.
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.

John Emball): If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves.

Ed: President's calling, Buckaroo.
Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?
Ed: The President of The United States.
Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.

And the ever popular.....

Buckaroo Banzai: No matter where you go, there you are.

[Trip]

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

YOU FORGOT ONE!!!!

Jack Burton: [Jack points to the wall] Hollow?
Wang Chi: Hollow.
Jack Burton: Fuck it. [Jack cuts open the hollow wall with his knife]

[derf]

mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie
if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..
so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

-Sublime, Caress me down

[rogue]

One of my new favorite quotes:

I'm freakin' amped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

[Corey]

One of my new favorite quotes:

I'm freakin' amped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

This is my hat now! This is totally my hat.


Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know Cathy, maybe because it's super bad ass?


:dvrofl:

[OneSickPsycho]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2007/2186200820_9d46e03e36.jpg?v=0

Fantastic... I think the dialogue in that movie is right up there with any movie...

What's that on your face?
What?
*plop*


Clatto Vertata Nicto...


Don't touch that... your primative intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things... uh... with molecular structures.

:lol:

Speaking of Kurt Russel, the much under rated movie "Soldier" comes to mind.

Leader's Wife: One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.

Fucking love Kurt Russell movies...

Most of my favorites quotes come from one of my favorite movies:

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island."

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

"60% of the time, it works every time."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."


Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a movie to watch.

I despise that movie ALMOST as much as Napoleon Dynamite... almost.

[Corey]

I despise that movie ALMOST as much as Napoleon Dynamite... almost.


Boo to you. lrn2comedy

:lol:

[rogue]

This is my hat now! This is totally my hat.


Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know Cathy, maybe because it's super bad ass?


:dvrofl:

Hot Rod is now one of my favorite movies. :lmao:

[OneSickPsycho]

Boo to you. lrn2comedy

:lol:

Oh shit, I got you good you fucker!

Bear... bear... fucker... Do you need assistance?

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Redeemed?

[Corey]

Oh shit, I got you good you fucker!

Bear... bear... fucker... Do you need assistance?

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Redeemed?

Redeemed. I don't want a large Farva, I want a liter of goddamn cola.

[Sixxxxer]

Friends are Just Girls you Havent FuckedYet

[derf]

Friends are Just Girls you Havent FuckedYet

So true, so very very very true.

[Bluestreak]

"CAR RAMROD!"

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?




"My shit always works sometimes"

"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work."

[fatbuckRTO]

"My shit always works sometimes"

"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work."

Bad Boys. Excellent quote movie.

[Amorok]

When I was a kid I read a Christopher Pike series called the last vampire. In it the title charactwer Sita kills a fuckload of people. Seriously, she kills more guys than malaria. Most of them are bad guys and since they're pussies they beg for their lives, giving me one of the greatest quotes ever. When they beg "Please, I don't want to die!" She says lovingly before tearing them apart "Then you should never have been born."

Most badass quote evar.

[Papa_Complex]

When I was a kid I read a Christopher Pike series called the last vampire. In it the title charactwer Sita kills a fuckload of people. Seriously, she kills more guys than malaria. Most of them are bad guys and since they're pussies they beg for their lives, giving me one of the greatest quotes ever. When they beg "Please, I don't want to die!" She says lovingly before tearing them apart "Then you should never have been born."

Most badass quote evar.

Reminds me of probably the best quote for Unforgiven:

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

[TommyHotWheel]

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Big Trouble In Little China...pure win.


"Mother is the word for God, on the lips of a child...."

"Move and you're dead..."
"I'm dead...and I move...."

[smileyman]

"Say what again Muther Fucker!"

[Amorok]

Some of my favorite Quellist quotes from Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan:

When they ask how I died, tell them: Still angry

If you want to lose a fight, talk about it first.

There are some arenas so corrupt that the only clean acts possible are nihilistic.

[smileyman]

well...

[Amorok]

A couple more from Altered Carbon, a great sf read. Kind of long...

Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from underneath with a wink and a grin. If you want justice you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players the will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and time again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it's just business, it's politics, it's the way of the world, it's a tough life, and that it's nothing personal. Well fuck them. Make it personal.

Quellcrist Falconer
Things I should have learned by now Vol. II

[HRCNICK11]

When the green flag drops.....the bull shit stops.

[OneSickPsycho]

Fuck off.
-OSP

[HRCNICK11]

No a big pig.

[rogue]

Fuck off.
-OSP

WINNER! :lmao:

[smileyman]

Trooper: "Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"
Clark : No sir.
Trooper: "Well it has to be pretty severe"

Wes: "Mom, the dog just wet on the picnic basket!"

[Papa_Complex]

Sarah Silverman gets pulled over.

Cop: Do you know why we're here?

Silverman: Because you got all Cs in high school?

[Flexin]

Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
Ross: [Ross enters and touches Chandler on the shoulder, who flinches]
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Ross: What?
Joey: No way. I've been going to theguy for 12 years.
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
Joey: [Chandler and Ross stare at him] What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?

James

[Tmall]

I believe it was "quotes" not scripts.. lol

[Papa_Complex]

"Friends" had scripts?

[smileyman]

"I feel the need...The need for speed!!!"

[Rider]

"You are the skid mark on the underpants of society"

- Rider 2/12/2009

[AquaPython]

"You are the skid mark on the underpants of society"

- Rider 2/12/2009

way to take credit for something didnt come up with. dodgeball much ?

[Rider]

way to take credit for something didnt come up with. dodgeball much ?

I seriously don't remember that in that movie but I haven't watched that movie in over 2 years.

[smileyman]

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/star-wars-vader-luke-felt-presents.jpg

[smileyman]

"Little boy blue...Cuz he needed the money!" FF

[Flexin]

Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.

James

[Yamerhaw]

"I'll be your huckleberry" Tombstone

[smileyman]

"For all I should have thought, but have not thought. For all I should have said, but have not said. For all I should have done, but have not done, Forgive me. I ask only you let me live these last few hours well!"
A.Banderas - 13th Warrior

[AquaPython]

"I'll be your huckleberry" Tombstone

why does everyone like that so much?

[Amorok]

why does everyone like that so much?

Because it's awesome. Why are you asking this question?

Better than that one is where holiday is threatened with death and says "You're a daisy if you do."

[smileyman]

why does everyone like that so much?

Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass.

"Your a Daisy if you do!"

"Why Kate, Your not wearing a bussell!"

"In Vino Veritas"

[AquaPython]

idk does nothing for me. JMO

[Adeptus_Minor]

Since I watched American Beauty the other day:

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.

Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

[Adeptus_Minor]

And because I can't resist... some choice lines from Deadwood.
(and this is VERY NWS... put on your headphones and try not to piss yourself)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pKt2y1_MAA

[smileyman]

Oh shit thats great! "pickling his prick in the cunt rind of another":idk:What the hell kinda dialogue is that? I was laughing so hard by that point i almost couldn't catch my breath...

[Yamerhaw]

[QUOTE=smileyman;164905]Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass.

QUOTE]


exactly

[AquaPython]

im not saying it wasnt a good flick, and im not saying kilmer didnt do a great job in the role. what i am saying is why is that always brought up some awesome "quotable"?

[nhgunnut]

"After wrestling with reality for 35 year I am happy to say I finaly won"
Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P Down in Harvey

[Flexin]

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

James

[Flexin]

"I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing." Tone Loc

James

[Adeptus_Minor]

Oh shit thats great! "pickling his prick in the cunt rind of another":idk:What the hell kinda dialogue is that? I was laughing so hard by that point i almost couldn't catch my breath...

"Whenever people talk about Deadwood they talk about the show’s dialogue, and no surprise: the baroque syntax, the casual juxtaposition of ’shocking’ profanity and a kind of Victorian eloquence, the emotional heft of even the most compact exchanges, all sum to arguably the most distinctive dialogue style in TV history, an art of speech uniquely American and weirdly untheatrical."

But we're quoting movies, not articles on Deadwood's dialogue :whistle:

[Dragonpaco]

"when the government's boot is on your neck; does it really matter if it is the left boot or the right boot?"

[OneSickPsycho]

"when the government's boot is on your neck; does it really matter if it is the left boot or the right boot?"

Best fucking quote in this whole thread... who said it?

[Dragonpaco]

it's a spin on this quote by gary lloyd "When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence."

[Adeptus_Minor]

That *is* a damn good one.

[Flexin]

Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.

James

[rogue]

New sig: :whistle:

My knee pads may be Air-Ride and chrome plated but I have standards as to who I use them on.

[Flexin]

New sig: :whistle:

My knee pads may be Air-Ride and chrome plated but I have standards as to who I use them on.

When are you coming to Nova Scotia to hit switches on those knee pads? :whistle:

James

[ZUKIMON]

Thug Kim: Konnichiwa is Japanese. It's insultin' to Koreans.
Tom Ludlow: How am I supposed to tell if you can't?
Thug Kim: Fuck's that supposed to mean, white boy?
Tom Ludlow: It means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
Boss Kim: Yo. D'you know who the fuck we are?
Tom Ludlow: Yeah. You're a couple panheads buyin' a machine gun out of a trunk.

I LMAO when I heard this. I had to back it up and watch it time and time again. :D :D

[Lamnidae]

One i've had w/ me since my school days...


"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of"

I think it was quoted to Ben Franklin. That dude was the shit. Hunnerd Dollah Bills, yo.

[JoshuaTree]

"... its not my fault..." Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." Thomas Jefferson

[Flexin]

I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings
At least two pair
A fendi bag and a bad attitude
Thats all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang
I love it when a woman is scared to do her thing
Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop
Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop
She likes to dance to the rap jam
She sweet as brown sugar with the candied yams
Honey coated complexion
Using camay
Lets hear it for the girl shes from around the way

LL Cool J

James

[Flexin]

"Say Oops Upside Your Head, Say Oops Upside Your Head"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son."

The Gap Band

James

[Rsv1000R]

bear, bear, Big bear....

[smileyman]

bear, bear, Big bear....

Great Outdoors! Classic!

[AquaPython]

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[smileyman]

"Say what again Muther Fucker!"

Man only 8 pages and already reposting:idk:

[AquaPython]

haha, i couldnt remember. sad part is, its only page 2 for me , shhhhhhhhhhhh

mine is not misquoting anyway :P

[smileyman]

haha, i couldnt remember. sad part is, its only page 2 for me , shhhhhhhhhhhh

mine is not misquoting anyway :P

Yeah I start laughing when I think about Samuel L and couldn't get it right to save my life! Still crzy cool scene!

[ZUKIMON]

You guys have touched on a movie that is soooooooooooo full of good quotes that it's freaking unbelievable! I particularly like these two........

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker

[Amorok]

Favorite part of that movie:

"Oh man, I think I shot Marvin in the face."

"Why the fuck would you do that?!"

"Well I didn't mean to shoot him!"

[smileyman]

"duz your dug bayte?"
"no"
SNAP!
"I thought you sayd yur dug doeznt bayte?"
"Eet iz not my dog!"

"Eez this yur minkey?"

"Caaaatooo?" "Caatoooo?"

[Flexin]

Lincoln Hawk: The world meets nobody halfway. When you want something, you gotta take it.

Bob 'Bull' Hurley: I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.

James

[derf]

From the movie office space, when Peter is being interviewed to keep his job.

Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

[Fleck750]

"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings.. they did it by killing all those who opposed them."

[Particle Man]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!?

[askmrjesus]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!?

LA has palm trees.

Do the math. :lol:

JC

[Amorok]

" Now tell me what I want to know or the last thing you'llsee before I make your children orphans is the4 bullet I put between your wife's eyes!"

[Racerboy]

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI." Hanninal Lecter 1991

[Amorok]

Awesome!

[Smittie61984]

I have a few quotes I like. Now I would quote all my favorite founding father quotes but every word that was spoken out of their mouth or written with their quail pins was beautiful and true. Unfortunately every prediction of theirs was true too.

I like this from Scrubs by Dr. Cox...
"...if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left and it would be called 'Bring Back The Porn'"

Paraphrased from 311's "Don't tread on me". It says "our" canoe but I always thought it said "the" canoe so I use the.
In the shadow of those looming battleships, I love the canoe.

Dave Attell...
Sex is not important. What's important is that afterward part. When you're both naked and it's warm and you're watching the sun come up in the windshield. You look in her eyes, you look in her one good eye and help her strap on her leg and you know: you just fucked a pirate

Something my friends and I started saying. No clue where we got it from.
That sucks Donkey Balls for Meth

The Big Lebowski...
Obviously, you're not a golfer
We started saying that after a drunken night of calling people with my buddy at 3am with no one answering. Next weekend we got drunk again and tried it and kept leaving messages saying "Obviously, you're not a golfer" because we just got down watching The Big Lebowski. Every person we called called back asking "What were you saying about a golfer".

Oh that reminds me. The edited version of The Big Lebowski. Which I'm never going to the Alps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0