Happy Vday!

[derf]

but please remember 2 things

1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds.

2- Wrap it or clap it

[Adeptus_Minor]

Fuck Valentines Day.
Fuck it right in the goddamn ear..
And all you happy couples... fuck you too... pricks...

I may be bitter and single, but I don't have to worry about candy, flowers, teddy bears, dinner reservations, dressing up... any of that.

...on the downside, Steak & a Blowjob Day isn't looking so hot... perhaps I should look into those yoga classes.

[Particle Man]

meh, just another day :lol:

[racedoll]

but please remember 2 things

1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds.

2- Wrap it or clap it

This is not true. I'm a woman that doesn't really care about Valentine's day. I don't request flowers, gifts, card, anything special. Just give me some lovin' and I'm happy. But this is good for any day of the year.

All my husband and I are doing today for v-day is going to this little restaurant for dinner (and hopefully a little love for dessert!). It is a tradition since all the other places are crammed and a 2 hour wait.

I know, I'm not a normal.

BTW - HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE!

[fnfalman]

Bah, humbug!!!

I gotta work through the weekend.

[Ninjakel]

Happy stupid holiday, peeps!

[Ducati Diva]

Bah, humbug!!!

I gotta work through the weekend.

Then you take your girl to work or sneak out for a quicky but goody on lunch break!!! Jeeps had to work to, luckly my schedule allowed me to jump in the big rig with him. I could care less about the holiday just love being with my guy! If the trucks a rock'n don't come knock'n:dvrofl:

Happy Day Everyone!

[Adeptus_Minor]

Oh, and those of you with ready access to willing nookie... fuck you especially. :lol:

[rogue]

meh, just another day :lol:

:iagree:

Even the Padawans aren't big into V-Day since they've gotten older. They ask "Why do they make a day that you're supposed to show you care about those you love when you're supposed to do that all year anyway?"

:lol: :lol:

[Smittie61984]

All I can say is if your boyfriend/husband/whatever needs a calender to remind him that he cares about you. You have a pretty shitty partner. But again that's what women want.

[WARputer]

meh, just another day :lol:


Yeah...I told the wife that, first thing this morning and the shit hit the fan !! :panic:

[ZUKIMON]

:iagree:

Even the Padawans aren't big into V-Day since they've gotten older. They ask "Why do they make a day that you're supposed to show you care about those you love when you're supposed to do that all year anyway?"

:lol: :lol:


Smart, your Padawans are. Much education they have. :D :dthumb:

[Mrs. Colleen]

My husband and I are probably going to go watch his friend take apart his car. :lol: Just another day...

[rogue]

Smart, your Padawans are. Much education they have. :D :dthumb:

Smartasses, is more like it. :lol:

They get it from me! :D

:lol:

[Cutty72]

Flowers just die.
Chocolate makes you fat.
Sex is good exercise, and a helluvalota fun...

Easy choice :dthumb: