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Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 07:15 AM
This one's for you, brother!


http://www.fundumper.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/heidi-montag-bikini-1-18.jpg

AquaPython
02-16-2009, 09:41 AM
nice piece ! who is it

Corey
02-16-2009, 10:10 AM
Looks like Heidi Montag. Now excuse me, I need to go blow my brains out for knowing that.

Ninjakel
02-16-2009, 10:38 AM
yep, its that skeeze muff from the Hills.

CrazyKell
02-16-2009, 11:18 AM
As I opened this thread my MSN popped up with "heidi has just signed in". :rofl: Coincidence? :whistle:

t-homo
02-16-2009, 12:09 PM
I'd hit it.



Looks like Heidi Montag. Now excuse me, I need to go blow my brains out for knowing that.

Correct.

Particle Man
02-16-2009, 12:43 PM
wrap it and hit it :lol:

Amber Lamps
02-16-2009, 12:45 PM
wrap it and hit it :lol:


I'd have to take my chances....

Quick281
02-16-2009, 03:15 PM
Nice.

AquaPython
02-16-2009, 03:15 PM
wrap it and hit it :lol:

wrap her face maybe

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 06:08 PM
wrap her face maybe

Dude.... WTF, did you see that a$$?

Amber Lamps
02-16-2009, 06:11 PM
Dude.... WTF, did you see that a$$?

For real!!! The closest I'd plan on seeing her face would be the top of her head!!! Maybe some forehead....

OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 07:11 PM
I like it.

JARVIS518
02-16-2009, 07:56 PM
any chance we can get some more?

Phenix_Rider
02-16-2009, 08:02 PM
wrap her face maybe

I know it's horrible, but my first thought was that he PSed Ebbs face onto the body :rofl:

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 08:12 PM
any chance we can get some more?

But of course... Mr. Ambly provides.



http://celebridermis.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/heidi_montag_mexico_bent_big.jpg

JARVIS518
02-16-2009, 08:16 PM
i'd have a good time with her



if i was single that is
:whistle:

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 08:26 PM
I know it's horrible, but my first thought was that he PSed Ebbs face onto the body :rofl:

I'm an asshole, but not THAT big of an asshole!

Adeptus_Minor
02-16-2009, 08:26 PM
That's not unpleasant to look at.

OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 08:38 PM
I like her face... but I think I like her vagina more.

Dave
02-16-2009, 08:48 PM
she' look really good bent over the nsx

OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 08:52 PM
she' look really good bent over the nsx

Or suffocating me with her asshole.

Porkchop
02-16-2009, 08:53 PM
Her boyfriend Spencer is a complete douchetrough....... he is such a huge douche that a bag does not encompass the ammount of douche that he is. I just wanna punch that guy in the face for smiling....

And before anybody says anything...... yes i watched the damn show with my ex-gf.... and occationally mi momma......

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:13 PM
Her boyfriend Spencer is a complete douchetrough....... he is such a huge douche that a bag does not encompass the ammount of douche that he is. I just wanna punch that guy in the face for smiling....

And before anybody says anything...... yes i watched the damn show with my ex-gf.... and occationally mi momma......

wtf.

Dude.


why the fuck you gotta start talking about some dood when we're discussing the hotness...... Fuck.... That's like got "OMFG i'm a raging homo" written all over it.

Now STFU and look at these

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/heidi_montag_mp_bikini_big.jpg

OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 09:19 PM
wtf.

Dude.


why the fuck you gotta start talking about some dood when we're discussing the hotness...... Fuck.... That's like got "OMFG i'm a raging homo" written all over it.

Now STFU and look at these

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/heidi_montag_mp_bikini_big.jpg

Wow. I think you could add about 10lbs onto her ass and make her perfect.

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:19 PM
Wow. I think you could add about 10lbs onto her ass and make her perfect.

Some kind of reverse lypo???? or are you just talking about adding your cock to her ass?

Adeptus_Minor
02-16-2009, 09:23 PM
Some kind of reverse lypo???? or are you just talking about adding your cock to her ass?

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=da10b01a04490789031b601703230630

Dave
02-16-2009, 09:26 PM
Or suffocating me with her asshole.

or suffocating herself on various parts of your anatomy :rockout:

OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 09:26 PM
Some kind of reverse lypo???? or are you just talking about adding your cock to her ass?

I said 10lbs... not .10oz...

Archren
02-16-2009, 09:26 PM
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=da10b01a04490789031b601703230630

WTF. :lmao:

Dave
02-16-2009, 09:29 PM
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=da10b01a04490789031b601703230630

i love reducto

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:29 PM
or suffocating herself on various parts of your anatomy :rockout:

:rockout:

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:35 PM
One more before bed.

http://www.pingoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/heidi_montag_nimportequoi07.jpg

Adeptus_Minor
02-16-2009, 09:36 PM
Can you photochop the stuntcock out of it?

OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 09:36 PM
Her vagina looks inviting, but she's got some fucking douchebag problem stuck on the front of her.

Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:37 PM
Can you photochop the stuntcock out of it?

Maybe tomorrow......


Nah. fuck it, that's too much work.

Porkchop
02-17-2009, 01:32 AM
One more before bed.

http://www.pingoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/heidi_montag_nimportequoi07.jpg

What the fuck dude? you dog me for wanting to punch him in the face...... and then you post a picture of the douchetrough?????? No matter the foreground... not cool. :panic:

Lamnidae
02-17-2009, 06:27 AM
What the fuck dude? you dog me for wanting to punch him in the face...... and then you post a picture of the douchetrough?????? No matter the foreground... not cool. :panic:

I do apologise, i have no idea who the douche is (could be "was" if we get OSP out there, he'll handle our light weight bidnezz).


So for a more redeaming olive branch, I figured I'd be a bit patriotic. I didn't know how bad this chick needed to eat a damn cheeseburger though. Hey ladies, do please take note, we don't like stick figures (at least I do not).

http://3critical.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/heidi_montag_usa_big.jpg

Lamnidae
02-17-2009, 06:29 AM
and where the fuck is Ebbs?


Is he still in limbo somewhere between the underneaths of a table in Korea and working at a Steam and Cream in Alaska?

smileyman
02-17-2009, 11:10 AM
Or suffocating me with her asshole.

:lmao::diitb:

Porkchop
02-17-2009, 11:34 AM
Much better.... lol :drool::rockwoot:

Corey
02-17-2009, 11:50 AM
I can't stand her. I don't get how someone can make a living creating fake publicity with staged beach shots. At least the other chick posed nude and looks like she'd enjoy a hard and almost painful grudge fuck. This bleached out fake chick with man face could be tucking away a surprise.

Quick281
02-17-2009, 04:30 PM
I don't even know who the fuck she is or why people don't like her.

Id hit till I died.

Amber Lamps
02-17-2009, 05:53 PM
I don't even know who the fuck she is or why people don't like her.

Id hit till I died.

I don't want to get to "know" her and I don't fucking care what TV show she's on. I'm looking at that ass and those titties and saying that I would very much like to try and kill her with my dick!!!

Trip
02-17-2009, 06:02 PM
She deserves the OSP shovel treatment, then I would never have to worry about stumbling across a program on TV with her on it.

Amber Lamps
02-17-2009, 08:03 PM
She deserves the OSP shovel treatment, then I would never have to worry about stumbling across a program on TV with her on it.


Well,I'm hoping she'll be the star of Showgirls 2 !

Lamnidae
02-17-2009, 09:02 PM
I can't stand her. I don't get how someone can make a living creating fake publicity with staged beach shots....

just chalk it up to an outdoor photoshoot.

CrazyKell
02-18-2009, 01:04 PM
Holy Side Boob!

smileyman
02-18-2009, 01:06 PM
Holy Side Boob!

Got nothing on TWFs own hand bra champ!:drool:

Flexin
02-18-2009, 01:23 PM
she' look really good bent over the nsx

That ass would look good bent over a Pinto.

James

Dave
02-18-2009, 01:37 PM
true nuff

Mr Lefty
02-20-2009, 04:50 PM
and where the fuck is Ebbs?


Is he still in limbo somewhere between the underneaths of a table in Korea and working at a Steam and Cream in Alaska?

I'm here... :drool: nice body... she's hot but not gorgeous...

Dave
02-20-2009, 05:41 PM
yeah like youd kick her outta bed for eating crackers ;)

Mr Lefty
02-20-2009, 05:58 PM
Lol naw that I wouldn't

Lamnidae
02-20-2009, 09:46 PM
I'm here... :drool: nice body... she's hot but not gorgeous...

bout f'king time.... was thinking i'd have to start anohter thread w/ Lucy Pinder in it.

Dave
02-20-2009, 10:05 PM
bout f'king time.... was thinking i'd have to start anohter thread w/ Lucy Pinder in it.

you leave my girlfriend out of this!

Lamnidae
02-21-2009, 06:59 AM
you leave my girlfriend out of this!

and then Dave awoke and realised it had all been a terrible dream....


http://eastwoodmailman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/lucy_pinder_09.jpg

smileyman
02-23-2009, 10:52 AM
Looky here! Amby saved this thread!!!:drool:

MikeSP1
02-23-2009, 11:23 AM
I'd smash either one of them

Lamnidae
02-23-2009, 07:22 PM
Looky here! Amby saved this thread!!!:drool:

Would Ambly do any different?????

And, for a bit of a change up.....

http://bellezze-motociclette.noiblogger.com/files/2008/06/keeley_hazell-maglietta.jpg

Dave
02-23-2009, 07:49 PM
Would Ambly do any different?????

And, for a bit of a change up.....

http://bellezze-motociclette.noiblogger.com/files/2008/06/keeley_hazell-maglietta.jpg

loved her "home movies" :drool:

we watched max payne last night and now im in love with olga kurylenko

http://www.alvindimla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/23244_olga_kurylenko_fhmfr2008nov-02_123_6lo.jpg

Lamnidae
02-23-2009, 07:53 PM
loved her "home movies" :drool:

we watched max payne last night and now im in love with olga kurylenko


hehehe. that Keeley has some mad wrist action, does she not? RAWR!



Hmmmm Gonna have to hit up Max Payne.

Dave
02-23-2009, 08:15 PM
hehehe. that Keeley has some mad wrist action, does she not? RAWR!

girls a pro



Hmmmm Gonna have to hit up Max Payne.

shes also in quantum of solace and hitman

Dave
02-23-2009, 08:18 PM
mildly o/t but did G4's kristen holt get married?

Corey
02-23-2009, 08:25 PM
mildly o/t but did G4's kristen holt get married?

Yes. She's now Kristin Adams or some shit like that. Every now and then you can catch the rock on her finger when she does updates.

Lamnidae
02-23-2009, 08:44 PM
One of the more under-rated celebs in hollywood but one w/ one of the best sets.....

http://www.krainatapet.pl/tapety/aktorki/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_4.jpg

Dave
02-23-2009, 08:57 PM
Yes. She's now Kristin Adams or some shit like that. Every now and then you can catch the rock on her finger when she does updates.

ahh gotcha, what the heck happened to laylah? i havent seen her in forever. used to be the only reason id watch aots

One of the more under-rated celebs in hollywood but one w/ one of the best sets.....

http://www.krainatapet.pl/tapety/aktorki/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_4.jpg

that sorry little african bastard grrrr

Corey
02-23-2009, 09:00 PM
ahh gotcha, what the heck happened to laylah? i havent seen her in forever. used to be the only reason id watch aots



She's still on, but cut back. Saw her doing the feed last week or the week before. She looks like she's starting the cocaine diet though. Her fake titties are still big, but she's starting to thin out and go skeletal.

Dave
02-23-2009, 09:02 PM
aww that sucks. only fatties should do coke

Corey
02-23-2009, 09:17 PM
I guess I should actually contribute to this thread aside from criticizing some of the washed up skank whores some of you lust over.

Vikki Blows
http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/2/25Vikki_Blows_simdi_cok_moda/11.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/images/forums/2008/2/29/_Vikki_Blows__MFHIJ.jpg

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/atarivikkiblows.jpg

http://wickedchopspoker.blogs.com/my_weblog/images/2008/02/15/vikki_blows_lingerie_3.jpg

http://www.artslabturkey.com/wp-content/gallery/vikki-blows/3.jpg

Corey
02-23-2009, 09:19 PM
Rocio Guirao Diaz

http://dailytush.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/roco-guirao-diaz.jpg

http://img.funtasticus.com/2008/june/_Rocio_Guirao_Diaz30042008/%20Rocio%20Guirao%20Diaz006.jpg

http://www.fotosdefamosas.com.br/Celebrities/Rocio-Guirao-Diaz/Rocio-Guirao-Diaz-21.JPG
\http://forum.ryoni.com/groupee_files/photo_albums/4/8/8/48810774/41910745_9229CDB56162335A07A9275F38D02A3B.jpg

Lamnidae
02-23-2009, 09:20 PM
very nice... however I don't particularly like the short hair (not a short hair kinda guy).

Corey
02-23-2009, 09:40 PM
Last one, and a more recognizable name perhaps. I didn't like Mila Kunis in That 70's Show. Besides the grating voice and annoying character, something about her look never caught on with me. But when I saw her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, she looked more mature and a hell of a lot hotter.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EhiOSD8niDk/SKLU2wHUGUI/AAAAAAAAACA/i0Pj1HsUFwQ/s400/Mila+Kunis+Forgetting+Sarah+Marshall.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/a/I/R/fsmprem21.jpg

http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/MilaKunis.jpg

Dave
02-23-2009, 09:46 PM
Last one, and a more recognizable name perhaps. I didn't like Mila Kunis in That 70's Show. Besides the grating voice and annoying character, something about her look never caught on with me. But when I saw her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, she looked more mature and a hell of a lot hotter.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EhiOSD8niDk/SKLU2wHUGUI/AAAAAAAAACA/i0Pj1HsUFwQ/s400/Mila+Kunis+Forgetting+Sarah+Marshall.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/a/I/R/fsmprem21.jpg

http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/MilaKunis.jpg

another reason to watch max payne. nowhere near as good a one as olga though. that first girl you posted shoulda saved the lip money

Corey
02-23-2009, 09:50 PM
another reason to watch max payne. nowhere near as good a one as olga though. that first girl you posted shoulda saved the lip money

Watched it. Turned it off half way through. Movie sucked balls. Mila is hotter and far easier to watch in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Olga is naked on the internet with minimal searching.

Dave
02-23-2009, 09:55 PM
troof. we watched it right after eagle eye so i spose i gave it extra points for not sucking as much

Corey
02-23-2009, 10:01 PM
I'm surprised it sucked as bad as it did. The game practically set up a story that would have been easy to translate to film with minimal rewrites. Yet in the transition from video game to big screen, Hollywood pulled out their ol' rape sticks and gave it their special brand of influence. I think the entire industry purposely shits on video game movies so that they can continue to claim dominance in the entertainment world even though most games are now better written and more entertaining than 90% of the shit that gets put on screen.

/rant

Amber Lamps
02-23-2009, 10:01 PM
I got jungle fever!

OneSickPsycho
02-23-2009, 10:17 PM
I got jungle fever!

That ass is money.

Amber Lamps
02-23-2009, 10:31 PM
That ass is money.

I know,that sister is perpetuating a stereotype!

Amber Lamps
02-23-2009, 10:35 PM
I'm surprised it sucked as bad as it did. The game practically set up a story that would have been easy to translate to film with minimal rewrites. Yet in the transition from video game to big screen, Hollywood pulled out their ol' rape sticks and gave it their special brand of influence. I think the entire industry purposely shits on video game movies so that they can continue to claim dominance in the entertainment world even though most games are now better written and more entertaining than 90% of the shit that gets put on screen.

/rant


Whoa there! How about "Hitman"? I thought that it was a decent movie. Oh and "Super Mario Brothers","Street Fighter","Tron",and "Mortal Combat" were the shit!!!!

Dave
02-23-2009, 10:37 PM
Whoa there! How about "Hitman"? I thought that it was a decent movie. Oh and "Super Mario Brothers","Street Fighter","Tron",and "Mortal Combat" were the shit!!!!

i glad you didnt say wing commander :eek: proof that even if the game designer writes the movie it can still suck ass

Amber Lamps
02-23-2009, 10:41 PM
i glad you didnt say wing commander :eek: proof that even if the game designer writes the movie it can still suck ass

Awww come on "Nugget" that movie kicked so much ASS!!!!

OneSickPsycho
02-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Whoa there! How about "Hitman"? I thought that it was a decent movie. Oh and "Super Mario Brothers","Street Fighter","Tron",and "Mortal Combat" were the shit!!!!

Hitman was good. The new Streetfighter movie looks promising.

Dave
02-23-2009, 10:46 PM
Awww come on "Nugget" that movie kicked so much ASS!!!!

yeahhh. looking past the awful casting and massive plotline inconsistancies and the fact that all the fighters look nothing like they should it was still shit

Hitman was good. The new Streetfighter movie looks promising.

no kylie :panic:

Corey
02-23-2009, 10:55 PM
Whoa there! How about "Hitman"? I thought that it was a decent movie. Oh and "Super Mario Brothers","Street Fighter","Tron",and "Mortal Combat" were the shit!!!!

Are you really trying to defend the quality of video game movies with Super Mario Bros and Street Fighter? I tried to watch those, but I ended up in the hospital with eyeball AIDS.

Lamnidae
02-24-2009, 06:44 AM
Hitman was "OK."


Haven't seen Eagle Eye though.

Papa_Complex
02-24-2009, 07:32 AM
Last one, and a more recognizable name perhaps. I didn't like Mila Kunis in That 70's Show. Besides the grating voice and annoying character, something about her look never caught on with me. But when I saw her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, she looked more mature and a hell of a lot hotter.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EhiOSD8niDk/SKLU2wHUGUI/AAAAAAAAACA/i0Pj1HsUFwQ/s400/Mila+Kunis+Forgetting+Sarah+Marshall.jpg

She's definitely improved with time. When she was on campus filming some summer fun flick with Kirsten Dunst, she looked like some snotty little whiner that you'd want to bitch-slap, on spec.

Amber Lamps
02-24-2009, 07:34 AM
Are you really trying to defend the quality of video game movies with Super Mario Bros and Street Fighter? I tried to watch those, but I ended up in the hospital with eyeball AIDS.


Eyeball aids?....Damn time to start another quilt and I think we'll use lavender for the ribbons...

Lamnidae
02-26-2009, 09:28 PM
http://www.pozevedete.net/wp-content/gallery/nikki_visser/photos_nikki_visser_pictures_celebrity_pics_0001.j pg

Flexin
02-26-2009, 09:56 PM
http://www.pozevedete.net/wp-content/gallery/nikki_visser/photos_nikki_visser_pictures_celebrity_pics_0001.j pg

Whoa!!!! :drool:

James

Amber Lamps
02-27-2009, 12:08 AM
Whoa!!!! :drool:

James

I know,what a cute tattoo on her foot!:whistle:

t-homo
02-27-2009, 12:25 AM
Ambly, thanks for getting this thread off of the gay trail.

Lamnidae
02-27-2009, 07:21 AM
Ambly, thanks for getting this thread off of the gay trail.

No prob, seems like I have to do a lot of that for you homoz.


http://www.customizemyprofile.com/Layouts/Women/Evangeline_Lilly/bg.jpg

Lamnidae
03-01-2009, 12:10 PM
This should get some more responses.

http://kenanphoenix.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/danielle_lloyd_2.jpg

Dave
03-01-2009, 12:36 PM
This should get some more responses.

http://kenanphoenix.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/danielle_lloyd_2.jpg

ahh the infamous danielle lloyd. i wonder what footballers bed shes in this week? :lol:

Lamnidae
03-01-2009, 01:12 PM
ahh the infamous danielle lloyd. i wonder what footballers bed shes in this week? :lol:

Why a single footballer, why not the entire team? Hmmmz?


I'm sure she could take a few tips from the wonderful Ms. Hazel

Dave
03-01-2009, 01:26 PM
Why a single footballer, why not the entire team? Hmmmz?


I'm sure she could take a few tips from the wonderful Ms. Hazel

lol as i understand it shes had quite a few "tips" aleady :lmao: fast bikes even zinged her in their review of the ktm rc8 saying that the front tire skipped across the pavement like danielle lloyd skipped between footballers beds :lol:

Lamnidae
03-01-2009, 01:43 PM
lol as i understand it shes had quite a few "tips" aleady :lmao: fast bikes even zinged her in their review of the ktm rc8 saying that the front tire skipped across the pavement like danielle lloyd skipped between footballers beds :lol:

Zing!!

Dave
03-03-2009, 12:30 AM
couple of the guys in wsbk aint doing too bad for themselves either

spies:
http://www.sexycoolwink.com/photo/photo_large/sexy_leticia_cline_b9219.jpg

biaggi
http://www.pulsarmedia.eu/data/media/19/Eleonora%20Pedron%20003%201024X768%20Sexy%20Wallpa per.jpg

got bored looking for more. if i found any good ones in gp i woulda posted a picture of a goat for pedrossa :lmao:

101lifts2
03-03-2009, 12:52 AM
Nice pics boys..Wednesdays jackoff material.

Lamnidae
03-03-2009, 04:25 AM
With all these shots of bikini's I had to include one more.


http://www.mitchellteachers.org/WorldHistory/AncientGreece/Images/PhysicsPlacard.jpg

Lamnidae
03-03-2009, 04:29 AM
k back to the good stuff.
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Catherine-Bell-2569.jpg

Adeptus_Minor
03-03-2009, 04:39 AM
I dunno, that was a pretty good bikini shot. :dthumb:

Lamnidae
03-03-2009, 04:44 AM
I dunno, that was a pretty good bikini shot. :dthumb:

I was like >< close to going and diving the fleet there.... I got many friends who have.

Also know a person who went up there and ended up getting the Bends.

Adeptus_Minor
03-03-2009, 04:53 AM
Nitrogen is not always your friend.

Lamnidae
03-03-2009, 04:56 AM
Nitrogen is not always your friend.

no sir, it's not.

Amorok
03-03-2009, 06:46 AM
I love Catherine Bell, with a love that is pure and true. Seems like I'm no good at finding bikini pics, but there are a few chicks I dig. My tast might be a little different.

From Mythbustershttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3182545783_e0d573a1d2.jpg?v=0

Can't find any good pictures of this chick and it depresses me, she's hot.http://www.yvonnestrahovski.net/gallery/albums/appearances-2008/normal_HollywoodPalladiumReopening_101508_004.jpg

Two of my favorite movie chicks ever
http://www.computershateme.org/basement/img/rose-mcgowan-rosario-dawson-nude.jpg

I dig firefly
http://taste-of-irony.net/morena/gallery/albums/photoshoots/serenityphotoshoot2.jpg

I dig smallville, too.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2338949933_0d906eb8d6.jpg?v=0

Lamnidae
03-03-2009, 07:38 AM
I dig firefly


WTF you post her but you don't post Kaylee?

http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/9/93/Jewel_staite_jewelstaite137_Yze8ue3_988.jpg

Amorok
03-03-2009, 07:49 AM
Also a big fan of some of the internet phenoms:
Like pattycake
http://www.teenchickpics.com/tgpsubmits/pattycakeonline105/gallery1/18.jpg

Alison Angel
http://64.15.74.3/~majorpic/adri/thursdays%20hotties/Alison%20And%20Lia19/1.jpg

Or Next Door Nikki
http://www.hotbabeportal.com/babes/next_door_nikki/next_door_nikki_003.jpg

These chicks names wore out my search engine when I was single.

Amber Lamps
03-03-2009, 04:05 PM
Personally I LOVE Chloe but when it's "fwapping" time it's Lois all the way!

rogue
03-03-2009, 04:17 PM
Lana Lang! :drool:

smileyman
03-03-2009, 04:56 PM
Lana pretty! Mongo like Lana! Actually she has a wholesomeness to her...that I would well, spoil.:whistle:

Mr Lefty
03-03-2009, 06:57 PM
Kristen Kruek is GORGEOUS

http://t_d_farrin.tripod.com/smallville/cast/frontpage/kristinkreuk.gif

Papa_Complex
03-03-2009, 08:07 PM
Kristen Kruek is GORGEOUS

http://t_d_farrin.tripod.com/smallville/cast/frontpage/kristinkreuk.gif

She's proof positive that the KKK doesn't have a fucking clue.

Phenix_Rider
03-03-2009, 08:18 PM
Lana Lang! :drool:

Figures... she's tiny :lol

Lamnidae
03-03-2009, 09:13 PM
http://www.fotosdefamosas.com.br/Celebrities/Isla-Fisher/Isla-Fisher-8.JPG

rogue
03-03-2009, 09:18 PM
Ambly, who's that? :drool:

Corey
03-03-2009, 09:21 PM
Looks like a very photoshopped Isla Fisher, which is odd cuz she's gorgeous and doesn't need photoshop airbrushing.

Amorok
03-04-2009, 06:29 AM
What about Jenna Fischer, from the office? Never figured her to be hot but she's actually got a good body, who knew?

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/12_2007/jenna-fischer-nude-jane-magazine.jpg

http://www.hicelebs.com/gallery/jenna_fischer/8.jpg

Lamnidae
03-04-2009, 07:46 AM
Ambly, who's that? :drool:

Looks like a very photoshopped Isla Fisher, which is odd cuz she's gorgeous and doesn't need photoshop airbrushing.

Yup, Isla Fisher.


Rogue, look up Wedding Crashers.... shes Gloria in the film.

AquaPython
03-04-2009, 09:17 AM
lana lang needs both T AND A

Amorok
03-04-2009, 09:28 AM
Yup, Isla Fisher.


Rogue, look up Wedding Crashers.... shes Gloria in the film.

God, she's a hottie too. Can't believe she married Borat.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2009, 09:31 AM
lana lang needs both T AND A

she has enough for me... :drool:

smileyman
03-04-2009, 09:50 AM
she has enough for me... :drool:

Its the eyes for me. A woman with eyes that draw you in and drown you in pleasure!

Corey
03-04-2009, 10:04 AM
What about Jenna Fischer, from the office? Never figured her to be hot but she's actually got a good body, who knew?

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/12_2007/jenna-fischer-nude-jane-magazine.jpg

http://www.hicelebs.com/gallery/jenna_fischer/8.jpg

She's hot as hell, especially in Blades of Glory and Walk Hard.

http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/jenna_lingerie.jpg

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 11:24 AM
lana lang needs both T AND A


Exactly! get that scrawny bitch out of here! She's easily the least attractive female cast member! Shit I'd probably pick Oliver Queen over her.....Ok maybe not but she's still not THAT hot!

Katherine
03-04-2009, 12:22 PM
You guys are forgetting...

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/l_68f06978d686cd25ed8ac18facbd17e7.jpg


http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/955092801_l.jpg


http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/l_ed82f19a411572865b2d38dbf9a48ef0.jpg

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 12:24 PM
You guys are forgetting...

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/l_68f06978d686cd25ed8ac18facbd17e7.jpg


http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/955092801_l.jpg


http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/MzKatMac/l_ed82f19a411572865b2d38dbf9a48ef0.jpg


Ummm...when did they get on Smallville?

Papa_Complex
03-04-2009, 12:28 PM
Gotta like a girl whose legs are long enough to flatfoot a sportbike.

the chi
03-04-2009, 12:36 PM
oh lord, note to self, bean katherine on the head at next rondevue...

smileyman
03-04-2009, 12:47 PM
Homina Homina Homina!!! Um its rendezvous Chi. I don't care if you can't spell French.

Might wanna Bean Katherine too:drool:

Papa_Complex
03-04-2009, 12:48 PM
oh lord, note to self, bean katherine on the head at next rondevue...

For taking a good picture, or for being sneaky?

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 01:22 PM
Hee,hee,hee...

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/RaeRR_Pic.jpg

Memories.....


I hope you aren't mad,I couldn't resist! Please forgive me,Momma!

Corey
03-04-2009, 01:26 PM
Hee,hee,hee...

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/RaeRR_Pic.jpg

Memories.....


I hope you aren't mad,I couldn't resist! Please forgive me,Momma!

Holy Jesus. Fresh fap material! :dthumb:

smileyman
03-04-2009, 01:29 PM
I think Ebbs should repaint his new CBR!!:whistle:

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 01:36 PM
I think Ebbs should repaint his new CBR!!:whistle:

hey I had a buddy who painted his R1 hot pink and he couldn't keep women off of it!

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 01:37 PM
Holy Jesus. Fresh fap material! :dthumb:

Actually,I think this is the best pic I've ever seen of Rae. She looks beautiful,elegant,and sexy all at the same time. A very hard look to pull off in my opinion.

smileyman
03-04-2009, 01:38 PM
Like I said previously on Baywatch, er, um, i mean this thread...

It is all in the eyes!
http://www.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3882&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1236190849

the chi
03-04-2009, 01:42 PM
:lol: And this ladies is why we dont post our pictures on the internet...

Thanks for the compliments boys, much appreciated, and the trip down memory lane.

And def dont paint a bike pink. Worst idea I EVER had...i repainted her black not too long after the pics were taken...man i miss my honda! Shoulda kept her and the Suzi.

smileyman
03-04-2009, 01:46 PM
Get Neebs to redo her pic for the new R1!!

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 01:46 PM
:lol: And this ladies is why we dont post our pictures on the internet...

Thanks for the compliments boys, much appreciated, and the trip down memory lane.

And def dont paint a bike pink. Worst idea I EVER had...i repainted her black not too long after the pics were taken...man i miss my honda! Shoulda kept her and the Suzi.



Sooooooo.....should I wear a cup to the rally?

Corey
03-04-2009, 01:47 PM
Like I said previously on Baywatch, er, um, i mean this thread...

It is all in the eyes!
http://www.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3882&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1236190849
To momentarily throw aside the ha ha jerking off jokes, this picture is amazing. The slight almond shape to the eyes, the hair falling slightly above the eyes, the cute nose, the smooth and clear skin reflecting the ambient light. All of it is amazing. Beautiful, gorgeous even. There are hints of Mariska Hargitay mixed with the soft features of a Sophie Marceau. It's a stunning combination of features.

Now that the fawning is over, I'm going to go into a corner and be depressed that somebody is fortunate enough to date/be married to her and it sure ain't me.

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 01:50 PM
To momentarily throw aside the ha ha jerking off jokes, this picture is amazing. The slight almond shape to the eyes, the hair falling slightly above the eyes, the cute nose, the smooth and clear skin reflecting the ambient light. All of it is amazing. Beautiful, gorgeous even. There are hints of Mariska Hargitay mixed with the soft features of a Sophie Marceau. It's a stunning combination of features.

Now that the fawning is over, I'm going to go into a corner and be depressed that somebody is fortunate enough to date/be married to her and it sure ain't me.


Yeah,Rae is a cutie no doubt! Boy oh boy she is so pretty and sweet and forgiving and intelligent and gentle oh did I mention FORGIVING?:whistle:

the chi
03-04-2009, 01:53 PM
Sooooooo.....should I wear a cup to the rally?

Yeah,Rae is a cutie no doubt! Boy oh boy she is so pretty and sweet and forgiving and intelligent and gentle oh did I mention FORGIVING?:whistle:

Hmmmmmm, the exterior hides my true evil nature I assure you...might want to double that cup...you have after all outed me to the new peoples...

smileyman
03-04-2009, 01:53 PM
:drool:To momentarily throw aside the ha ha jerking off jokes, this picture is amazing. The slight almond shape to the eyes, the hair falling slightly above the eyes, the cute nose, the smooth and clear skin reflecting the ambient light. All of it is amazing. Beautiful, gorgeous even. There are hints of Mariska Hargitay mixed with the soft features of a Sophie Marceau. It's a stunning combination of features.

Now that the fawning is over, I'm going to go into a corner and be depressed that somebody is fortunate enough to date/be married to her and it sure ain't me.

See what I have been trying to tell these guys?? Much more to appreciate than just a nice ass and tits...This is a great picture!:drool:

Quick281
03-04-2009, 02:01 PM
Rae, you look great in those pics! However, you can thank Tigger for a 10000 billion (its a big number) increase in leg humpers! On the bright side though, its not that bad of a thing to have happen to you!

:dthumb:

Amber Lamps
03-04-2009, 02:01 PM
:drool:

See what I have been trying to tell these guys?? Much more to appreciate than just a nice ass and tits...This is a great picture!:drool:

WHAT?!?! and just whom is it that posts half naked pics of women almost daily? Hmmmmmm....? you old suck up you.....

Corey
03-04-2009, 02:08 PM
:drool:

See what I have been trying to tell these guys?? Much more to appreciate than just a nice ass and tits...This is a great picture!:drool:

But that ruins the images i was going for of being a selfish perv sicko. I believe I may have to remedy that right now.

less clothes, more pooper. k thnx bai

Amorok
03-04-2009, 02:57 PM
Rae...nice shoes

Papa_Complex
03-04-2009, 03:00 PM
Rae...nice shoes

I thought there was a don't ask, don't tell policy in the military down there?

Amorok
03-04-2009, 03:09 PM
Just trying not to leghump, boss. Don't want her to be all freaked out when she gets to the rally. Damn internal censor, I'm having it taken back out.

Dave
03-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Rae...nice shoes

well thats half a pickup line anyway :lol:

Mr Lefty
03-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Rae does this mean cats photos from the indy trip are fair game?

Dave
03-04-2009, 03:18 PM
damn skippy, lets see em :P

the chi
03-04-2009, 03:57 PM
Rae does this mean cats photos from the indy trip are fair game?

How much do you like your male anatomy attached? Just saying...i hear she's got sharp nails...

Mr Lefty
03-04-2009, 04:39 PM
How much do you like your male anatomy attached? Just saying...i hear she's got sharp nails...

:lol:
http://www.smugmug.com/photos/382230596_vt44i-L-1.jpg

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/382188472_M6iPA-L-1.jpg

smileyman
03-04-2009, 05:02 PM
How much do you like your male anatomy attached? Just saying...i hear she's got sharp nails...

Ooooh pray tell? Surely she wouldn't object to a few face shots for me and Corey to appreciate?

Corey
03-04-2009, 05:04 PM
Ooooh pray tell? Surely she wouldn't object to a few face shots for me and Corey to appreciate?

I approve of this and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

the chi
03-04-2009, 05:39 PM
Ooooh pray tell? Surely she wouldn't object to a few face shots for me and Corey to appreciate?


Not for me to answer dearie, ask her. Our beautiful Katherine is "shy"...

smileyman
03-04-2009, 05:52 PM
Yeah I noticed from Ebbs photos!

Dave
03-04-2009, 05:57 PM
:lmao:

the chi
03-04-2009, 06:02 PM
Yeah I noticed from Ebbs photos!


Yeah yeah...i think he was sposed to keep those under wraps!!

Papa_Complex
03-04-2009, 06:24 PM
Just trying not to leghump, boss. Don't want her to be all freaked out when she gets to the rally. Damn internal censor, I'm having it taken back out.

Telling a beautiful girl that she's beautiful isn't leg-humping.

Now following her through every thread that she posts in........ That's both leg-humping AND creepy.

Mr Lefty
03-04-2009, 06:26 PM
Telling a beautiful girl that she's beautiful isn't leg-humping.

Now following her through every thread that she posts in........ That's both leg-humping AND creepy.

you cant leg hump Rae anyhow... she's a midget

Amorok
03-04-2009, 07:07 PM
She looks pretty statuesque in those pictures.

Rae, short chicks are awesome. Short, hot chicks are even better. Don't let Ebbs got to you. Geeky giant.

Sixxxxer
03-04-2009, 07:13 PM
Rae I mean this in the Nicest way Possible.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

That is All.

Lamnidae
03-04-2009, 07:36 PM
you cant leg hump Rae anyhow... she's a midget

Dude you're seriously gonna get your ass handed to you for that one.



But yeah, Rae is kinda short... ;)

Sixxxxer
03-04-2009, 07:43 PM
Short is Hot...Who gives a Fuck

rogue
03-04-2009, 07:45 PM
:dthumb:

Lamnidae
03-04-2009, 07:47 PM
sometimes makes it difficult for oddball positions.


but it does mean they're typically easier to pick up.....


Spinners FTMFW ;)

ericr
03-04-2009, 08:36 PM
...you have after all outed me to the new peoples...

Tigger, we thank you for that! :dthumb: Rae, I'll reserve my leghumping for later after you get to know me a little better...and after you run out of bullets :lol: (you are a cutie though ;) )


you cant leg hump Rae anyhow... she's a midget

:lmao: Ebbs, I'm glad I got to meet you before your tagic death that is coming real soon after that one!!! :lmao:

Mr Lefty
03-04-2009, 08:55 PM
Please... rae is all bark...

the chi
03-04-2009, 10:23 PM
Dammit. I'll kill him later. I'm too lazy to get outta the chair and kick him, and after throwing the dogs toy and completely missing him, I'll wait for a better window of opportunity. Im taking him out with the crew this weekend...

heh heh heh..

Dave
03-05-2009, 12:57 AM
Rae I mean this in the Nicest way Possible.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

That is All.

im sooo telling your missus :zowned:

Porkchop
03-05-2009, 01:56 AM
Niiiccceee.... im likin the white there! Are we gonna see any of that at the race this year? lol jm :whistle:

Short is Hot...Who gives a Fuck

I second that motion......

Dammit. I'll kill him later. I'm too lazy to get outta the chair and kick him, and after throwing the dogs toy and completely missing him, I'll wait for a better window of opportunity. Im taking him out with the crew this weekend...

Wait, he is there with you??? Be careful Ebbs, never underestimate the tenacity and supprise factor of a pissed off miss....

Quick281
03-05-2009, 02:05 AM
Haven't even been back in the lower 48 but a week or so and people are already stacking against ya Ebbs. :lol:

t-homo
03-05-2009, 02:13 AM
It's because ebbs is a douche and he's not an asshole online. Although, I'll be the first to say that he can be in person. Rae is gorgeous. That is all that needs to be said about that.

Lamnidae
03-05-2009, 06:24 AM
It's because ebbs is a douche and he's not an asshole online. Although, I'll be the first to say that he can be in person. Rae is gorgeous. That is all that needs to be said about that.

I'd second that.................... all but the Ebbs IRL thing. Never met the prick, but I love to start threads about him.

Mr Lefty
03-05-2009, 09:18 AM
:lol: I am a dick... I told you guys that before we all met... no one believed me.. your bad. :lol:

and for the record... Rae did try to attack me last night... with a stuffed frog... but being a girl... she throws like one... and missed me sitting 6' away :rofl:

AquaPython
03-05-2009, 09:22 AM
blah blah blah - can we get back to posting hot women pics? i dont care if they are board members or not.

Amorok
03-05-2009, 12:08 PM
Ebbs, I hope you're this big of an asshole in person. UFC weekends will be so much more fun if I'm not the only one.

Porkchop
03-05-2009, 01:32 PM
:lol: I am a dick... I told you guys that before we all met... no one believed me.. your bad. :lol:

and for the record... Rae did try to attack me last night... with a stuffed frog... but being a girl... she throws like one... and missed me sitting 6' away :rofl:

And she is going to kick like a girl if you arent careful......

Fleck750
03-05-2009, 01:43 PM
:lol: I am a dick... I told you guys that before we all met... no one believed me.. your bad. :lol:

and for the record... Rae did try to attack me last night... with a stuffed frog... but being a girl... she throws like one... and missed me sitting 6' away :rofl:

If she has kids, her aim will get better. :dthumb:

Mr Lefty
03-05-2009, 03:08 PM
Lol rae having kids:rofl:

Trip
03-05-2009, 03:20 PM
It's because ebbs is a douche and he's not an asshole online. Although, I'll be the first to say that he can be in person. Rae is gorgeous. That is all that needs to be said about that.

Well if you stopped checking out the dad of a cute girl instead of the girl in ice cream shops, we wouldn't be such bastards to you.

the chi
03-05-2009, 03:23 PM
And she is going to kick like a girl if you arent careful......

More like a mule. :dthumb:

Well if you stopped checking out the dad of a cute girl instead of the girl in ice cream shops, we wouldn't be such bastards to you.


Awwww, come on, havent we picked on him ENOUGH??!!

t-homo
03-05-2009, 04:16 PM
Well if you stopped checking out the dad of a cute girl instead of the girl in ice cream shops, we wouldn't be such bastards to you.

#1. I wasn't checking out the dad.

#2. That girl was not cute.

#3. She was in there with her dad, so obviously like 15.

Corey
03-05-2009, 04:19 PM
#1. I wasn't checking out the dad.

#2. That girl was not cute.

#3. She was in there with her dad, so obviously like 15.

Old enough to pee, old enough for me, right buddy? :rofl:

Mr Lefty
03-05-2009, 04:57 PM
More like a mule. :dthumb:

please... I'm more afraid of Abby than you...


Awwww, come on, havent we picked on him ENOUGH??!!

I'm gonna go with a NO on this one... fair game till next indy... then we must move on

#1. I wasn't checking out the dad.
:skep:


#2. That girl was not cute.

you were look'n at the dad before she even turned around


#3. She was in there with her dad, so obviously like 15.

you've never seen a girl older than 15 with her dad? :skep:

the chi
03-05-2009, 05:00 PM
please... I'm more afraid of Abby than you...

I'm gonna go with a NO on this one... fair game till next indy... then we must move on


:skep:



Fine I'll sick the vicious beast on you, she'll gnaw your eyes out and bite off your nose...

or something. :lol:

Poor T...

Mr Lefty
03-05-2009, 05:03 PM
more like lick out my eyeballs...

and T can take it... or give it... (only if your friends and your sleeping though)

t-homo
03-05-2009, 06:23 PM
more like lick out my eyeballs...

and T can take it... or give it... (only if your friends and your sleeping though)

Fuck you.

Lamnidae
03-05-2009, 06:37 PM
... and missed me sitting 6' away :rofl:

haha! Girls can't throw. Haha!



Abstract FTW.

http://jsoltys.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bikini1.jpg

Dave
03-14-2009, 12:11 AM
team fast bikes dropped a new cracking wallpaper today. seemed a good enough reason to revive this thread

http://www.fastbikesmag.com/resources/fastbikes/FBK221cracking21280x1024.jpg

Lamnidae
03-23-2009, 07:31 PM
thread res-errection FTW!

zed
03-23-2009, 08:13 PM
so, where's the picture?

Porkchop
03-23-2009, 08:29 PM
Ew, her face is fugly....

Lamnidae
03-23-2009, 09:45 PM
Ew, her face is fugly....

paper bag will fix that.

Amber Lamps
03-23-2009, 11:08 PM
paper bag will fix that.

Doggystyle FTMFW!!!

Dave
03-24-2009, 12:54 AM
bitch bitch bitch whine cry moan. at least i was advancing the thread lol.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/508/fullkatguzdock6js.jpg

not like this ones much of an improvement but that guzzi sure looks good :drool:

Amber Lamps
03-24-2009, 02:54 AM
I know Smileyman and you,sir are no Smileyman! j/k

Katherine
03-24-2009, 09:04 AM
EBBS, YOU PRICK!

Why are my pictures posted? Do you just want a nut punch? I'd ride to the rally just to do it.

Dave
03-24-2009, 09:22 AM
I know Smileyman and you,sir are no Smileyman! j/k

get his ass in here then :P

EBBS, YOU PRICK!

Why are my pictures posted? Do you just want a nut punch? I'd ride to the rally just to do it.

you wont kat, you wont post the vid on youtube :P

Mr Lefty
03-24-2009, 10:50 AM
EBBS, YOU PRICK!

Why are my pictures posted? Do you just want a nut punch? I'd ride to the rally just to do it.

:lol: you're just looking for an excuse to come to the rally... And touch my nuts.

Amber Lamps
03-24-2009, 11:00 AM
:lol: you're just looking for an excuse to come to the rally... And touch my nuts.


hey that's why I'm going..... Totally just kidding!!! Ah man here come the gay jokes for the next 6 months. SELF-:zowned:

Mr Lefty
03-24-2009, 11:22 AM
Huh... Looks like my leave was just denied :lol:

Amber Lamps
03-24-2009, 11:29 AM
Huh... Looks like my leave was just denied :lol:


Yea....it was one of those deals that looked really funny until I hit "submit reply"....

Katherine
03-24-2009, 11:45 AM
:lol: you're just looking for an excuse to come to the rally... And touch my nuts.

You, sir, are a doodie head.

t-homo
03-24-2009, 11:50 AM
You, sir, are a doodie head.

Didn't I text or PM you tellin you about that?

Katherine
03-24-2009, 11:53 AM
I don't remember if you did, but I appreciate the gesture all the same.

Katherine
03-24-2009, 12:01 PM
Hahahahaha.

Yea, t-rock... A little late, love.

smileyman
03-24-2009, 12:07 PM
I know Smileyman and you,sir are no Smileyman! j/k


I'll take that as a compliment!!!:rockwoot: