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Dave
02-16-2009, 09:21 PM
i just got treated to a home cooked meal of porkchops wrapped in bacon with a side of scalloped potatoes served with a cold yuengling. fucking awesome.
Archren
02-16-2009, 09:25 PM
i just got treated to a home cooked meal of porkchops wrapped in bacon with a side of scalloped potatoes served with a cold yuengling. fucking awesome.

:drool: So, when can we come have dinner at your house? :D
Adeptus_Minor
02-16-2009, 09:25 PM
served with a cold yuengling.

Quit bragging... ya bastard..
OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 09:25 PM
Have you posted naked pictures of her on here yet?
Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:33 PM
.... served with a cold yuengling. fucking awesome.

that's about all i really cared for out of that statement.


Not too big on pork chops and just ay no to scalloped potatoes. For some reason they make me gag.
Adeptus_Minor
02-16-2009, 09:34 PM
No no... food is fine. I just haven't had Yeungling in years.
OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 09:35 PM
I think Yuengling sucks fucking ass.
JoJoYZF
02-16-2009, 09:36 PM
A yuengling sounds great right now.
Lamnidae
02-16-2009, 09:36 PM
I think Yuengling sucks fucking ass.

it contains more alcohol than anything else he's having.


Hell if you were here I'd let you have the next to last of my Sam Adams..... but you're not getting the last one, asshole.
OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 09:37 PM
it contains more alcohol than anything else he's having.


Hell if you were here I'd let you have the next to last of my Sam Adams..... but you're not getting the last one, asshole.

Dogfish Head.
Dave
02-16-2009, 09:48 PM
:drool: So, when can we come have dinner at your house? :D

she loves cooking so anytime you guys happen to be on the east coast you are more than welcome to drop by

Have you posted naked pictures of her on here yet?

now i have

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv216/torilynne52290/Me%20Pix/DSCF7018.jpg

Dogfish Head.

great stuff, do you guys get flying fish over there? its a local brew for us but i always wonder how far it gets
Archren
02-16-2009, 09:50 PM
Good cook, and hot to boot? Nice catch. :dthumb:
Adeptus_Minor
02-16-2009, 09:52 PM
You get her, bacon, and Yeungling...

Dude... I hate you just a little.
G-Rex
02-16-2009, 09:53 PM
Good cook, and hot to boot? Nice catch. :dthumb:

I've got one of those myself. :drool: Now if I just had a cold Yuengling!
Dave
02-16-2009, 09:55 PM
I've got one of those myself. :drool: Now if I just had a cold Yuengling!

drinking the last one or id send you some. she's loving the comments guys :dthumb:
JoJoYZF
02-16-2009, 09:55 PM
You get her, bacon, and Yeungling...

Dude... I hate you just a little.

Add in the nsx and I hate him quite a bit.
Dave
02-16-2009, 09:59 PM
Add in the nsx and I hate him quite a bit.

hey now, they are plenty affordable now. just about anyone could swing one with a little extra effort. mine cost me six years. found out way to late that we were getting extended to support the surge and that i didnt need to re-up. ah well :D
Dave
02-16-2009, 10:06 PM
now shes taunting me with a popsicle
Archren
02-16-2009, 10:10 PM
now shes taunting me with a popsicle

For you or for her? :lol:
Dave
02-16-2009, 10:12 PM
For you or for her? :lol:

well she has it, its how shes eating it lol
azoomm
02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
First of all... Dave, get the hell off the internet and go have monkey sex with your wife!!!

I think Yuengling sucks fucking ass.

:dthumb:
Amber Lamps
02-16-2009, 11:12 PM
i just got treated to a home cooked meal of porkchops wrapped in bacon with a side of scalloped potatoes served with a cold yuengling. fucking awesome.


You have a wife?....
ZUKIMON
02-16-2009, 11:28 PM
:rockout: Damn, you're making me hungry............for lots of things. :drool:
OneSickPsycho
02-16-2009, 11:41 PM
she loves cooking so anytime you guys happen to be on the east coast you are more than welcome to drop by



now i have

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv216/torilynne52290/Me%20Pix/DSCF7018.jpg



great stuff, do you guys get flying fish over there? its a local brew for us but i always wonder how far it gets

That pic is unacceptable. Full frontal and full rear nudity is required. I've had Flying Dog, but never heard of Flying Fish.
Sixxxxer
02-17-2009, 12:55 AM
Her head is blocking her ass...No go...

And My fiancee fucking rocks in the kitchen, I had Chicken Alfredo with broccli last night a Milkshake and some Homemade brownies...

She makes KICKass baked ziti to.
Adeptus_Minor
02-17-2009, 01:24 AM
Yeah, but how does she handle the manicotti? :whistle:
Quick281
02-17-2009, 04:19 AM
You lucky people and your significant others! :tt:
Dave
02-17-2009, 08:33 AM
First of all... Dave, get the hell off the internet and go have monkey sex with your wife!!!



:dthumb:

You have a wife?....

wifepeice = girlfriend. you know us young people and our crazy slangs
RACER X
02-17-2009, 08:34 AM
I think Yuengling sucks fucking ass.

+1
rogue
02-17-2009, 08:35 AM
wifepeice = girlfriend. you know us young people and our crazy slangs

And some people wonder why the english language is so horrible now... redflip
tommymac
02-17-2009, 08:46 AM
Dogfish Head.

Chicory stout FTW

the way my
week is going I need a good 10 or 20 of those :(

tom
Dave
02-17-2009, 09:25 AM
And some people wonder why the english language is so horrible now... redflip

well i AM a product of the new jersey public school system and ive been combat arms in the us army for a little over eight years now. im lucky if i can stand in one spot and not drool on myself ;)
marko138
02-17-2009, 09:27 AM
I made my wife steak with twice baked potatoes last night. I washed it down with a Great Divide Robust Porter.
AquaPython
02-17-2009, 09:28 AM
the right to bare arms did not mean the right to beary-arms!
neebelung
02-17-2009, 09:54 AM
First of all... Dave, get the hell off the internet and go have monkey sex with your wife!!!

:dthumb:

I was thinking precisely the same thing "He's fed, she's teasing him... WTF is he still doing online?" :rofl:
Dave
02-17-2009, 10:39 AM
well she wanted to get a shower first. Still gave me plenty of time to light about twenty candles in the bedroom and fire up some smooth jazz via the psp clip player :D
Adeptus_Minor
02-17-2009, 10:44 AM
Jeez... rub it in, why dontcha?!
Amorok
02-17-2009, 05:21 PM
I just like that he referred to her as a "wifepeice." That's awesome.
Dave
02-17-2009, 07:03 PM
I just like that he referred to her as a "wifepeice." That's awesome.

they dont use that one in the south eh?
Cutty72
02-17-2009, 07:29 PM
well she wanted to get a shower first. Still gave me plenty of time to light about twenty candles in the bedroom and fire up some smooth jazz via the psp clip player :D

I would have said fuck the candles, and joined her in the shower... :idk: but that's just me.

And FYI, that's not a naked pic... i can see underwear.
Still very nice though :dthumb:
Adeptus_Minor
02-17-2009, 09:08 PM
they dont use that one in the south eh?

Honestly, first time I've ever heard it.
So... is 'wifepiece' like 'dime piece', only much more expensive?
:lol:
Dave
02-17-2009, 09:12 PM
Honestly, first time I've ever heard it.
So... is 'wifepiece' like 'dime piece', only much more expensive?
:lol:

i think they are interchangable really
Amber Lamps
02-17-2009, 09:19 PM
So Dave...when were you going to tell me about this "wife" of yours? I thought you just said that you love ME in the body kit thread...Well which is it you bastard!!!!!:panic:
Dave
02-17-2009, 09:32 PM
isint there enough of me to go around?
Amber Lamps
02-17-2009, 09:42 PM
isint there enough of me to go around?

Gawd you bastards from NJ are all a like!!!!
Dave
02-17-2009, 09:46 PM
kinky ;)
marko138
02-18-2009, 07:55 AM
they dont use that one in the south eh?

I've lived in the North for 27 years and I've never heard of it. Must be some shitty New Jersey thing. :idk:
Dave
02-18-2009, 09:31 AM
I've lived in the North for 27 years and I've never heard of it. Must be some shitty New Jersey thing. :idk:

pshh we already know you dont socialise :whistle:
marko138
02-18-2009, 09:46 AM
pshh we already know you dont socialise :whistle:
No you dont know that.
Amber Lamps
02-18-2009, 06:41 PM
pshh we already know you dont socialise :whistle:


Hey don't piss him off he's the defender of the universe....
Dave
02-18-2009, 07:41 PM
marko is voltron?! holy shitballs! maybe he is really go-lion in disguise
marko138
02-19-2009, 08:01 AM
Hey don't piss him off he's the defender of the universe....
Thats right.
Adeptus_Minor
02-19-2009, 09:16 AM
At least he's not the one with the damn cars.
Dave
02-19-2009, 09:31 AM
At least he's not the one with the damn cars.

cars? you mean the second "voltron"? the one that was a rape of armoured fleet dairugger xv? thank God anime comes here in its original forms now instead of us chopping it up and changing the plots around to make it "kid safe" :rolleyes:
marko138
02-19-2009, 06:34 PM
cars? you mean the second "voltron"? the one that was a rape of armoured fleet dairugger xv? thank God anime comes here in its original forms now instead of us chopping it up and changing the plots around to make it "kid safe" :rolleyes:
Vehicle Voltron. Super gay. Ugh.
Dave
02-19-2009, 07:07 PM
came home having a not so great day and i just got a good 45 minute backrub...with lotion!
Amber Lamps
02-19-2009, 07:38 PM
Okay,is it just me but why are we just now hearing so much about your "wife"? You've never mentioned her before....seems strange.:idk:
Dnyce
02-19-2009, 09:10 PM
Okay,is it just me but why are we just now hearing so much about your "wife"? You've never mentioned her before....seems strange.:idk:

i remember the chick-didnt know he put the handcuffs on and she had become wifey tho...
Adeptus_Minor
02-19-2009, 09:11 PM
came home having a not so great day and i just got a good 45 minute backrub...with lotion!

Better than what I got.
I came home today and gave myself a front rub... about 15 minutes... no lotion.
Amber Lamps
02-19-2009, 09:13 PM
i remember the chick-didnt know he put the handcuffs on and she had become wifey tho...


I vaguely remember women being mentioned but definitely no wife...even when he was in Iraq,I don't remember any wife...:idk:
Dave
02-19-2009, 11:56 PM
Better than what I got.
I came home today and gave myself a front rub... about 15 minutes... no lotion.

fifteen minutes?! buddy when i get down for a hand jam i aint trying to make love to myself.

I vaguely remember women being mentioned but definitely no wife...even when he was in Iraq,I don't remember any wife...:idk:

you e-stalking me? i was long out of iraq when i joined two wheel forum ;) and the reason i never really mentioned girlfriends before was that previous ones didnt really cook or anything special lol
rogue
02-20-2009, 12:03 AM
and the reason i never really mentioned girlfriends before was that previous ones didnt really cook or anything special lol

I guess that means you weren't getting laid either? :scratch:

I keep forgetting....for those that get it, sex isn't special. :lol:
Dave
02-20-2009, 12:05 AM
I guess that means you weren't getting laid either? :scratch:

I keep forgetting....for those that get it, sex isn't special. :lol:

oh i was, but this one is um...better :whistle:
Adeptus_Minor
02-20-2009, 02:38 AM
fifteen minutes?! buddy when i get down for a hand jam i aint trying to make love to myself.


Well, when you have a source of real sex in your life, the hand is just a supplement.
For me, the supplement is my whole sex life. :P
DLIT
02-20-2009, 08:02 AM
the right to bare arms did not mean the right to beary-arms!

hahahahahaha
Dave
02-28-2009, 05:48 PM
got a semi nice day today and get her out on the 450. only her second lesson ever and she has the clutch and starting down plus basic turns and some really wide figure eights. gonna try to get her signed up for the msf in the spring

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/0228091515.jpg

even took a turn screwing around myself.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/0228091532a.jpg