PDA

View Full Version : How Mature?


AquaPython
02-17-2009, 02:48 PM
Hello, I am mystery person.
here are some facts about me.
read them and then vote how mature you would rank me.

i post in a public social networking site like Facebook all day long.

on this website i will post public polls on people i dont speak to anymore, totally unprovoked , very rude and personal "polls" like for example:

a)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX has a personality disorder? - Yes or No (http://apps.new.facebook.com/friendfactoids/?qid=1&fuid=709891303&_fb_fromhash=7310c10823c562e02a8b8f31b7e9f7fb)

b)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX is attractive? - Yes or No (http://apps.new.facebook.com/friendfactoids/?qid=1&fuid=709891303&_fb_fromhash=7310c10823c562e02a8b8f31b7e9f7fb)

c)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX has ever watched porn? - Yes or No (http://apps.new.facebook.com/friendfactoids/?qid=1&fuid=709891303&_fb_fromhash=7310c10823c562e02a8b8f31b7e9f7fb)

these polls are right on the profile for all to see. both mine and the subject's

while i am at it, i LOVE to E-stalk, especially when it comes to keeping my close friends and lovers in check.

i play apps on myspace like "hotties for sale"

I choose which of my significant other's friends he/she is allowed to see.

i mind-fuck said significant other to do my bidding, such as house and feed me.

i pose like i am a biker, but have no bike.

i update my facebook status, literally every 2 hours, like someone, anyone, anyone at all out there gives a shit.

i pretend to hate people with a passion, but end up emulating their exact phrases and sounding just like them.

i am all about PDA's. that is short for public displays of affection with my S.O. this is so everyone knows who is my territory.

I am all about making sure everyone thinks i hate PDA's and when some person of the same gender who is, younger, thinner, and more attractive does it off to the side of a party, i make sure to make HUGE deal out of it. and let everyone know what a skank-whore-skeeze-slut that bitch is. at least the next 5 get-togethers will have photographic evidence of myself perpetrating the same crime.

Even when i get invited to parties by lots of different people for over a year, when it is time to throw the surprise party for my S.O. who everyone is friends with, i will not invite 80% of his close friends, because they rub me the wrong way.

when nobody responds to my un-funny posts, i cant take the hint nobody likes me, and start recruiting my "REAL" friends for the impending WARRRRRRR over my affection.

then i love to project my feelings that other people think about me onto them first so it appears that i am the clever one.

the chi
02-17-2009, 02:50 PM
:lol: That was just a funny read...

Ummm...11 but given the ability to mind bend others, a 13? :idk:

buzzcutt2
02-17-2009, 02:53 PM
IS this your gay lover? :whistle:

Ninjakel
02-17-2009, 02:54 PM
I voted for welcome to recess, bitch

Archren
02-17-2009, 02:55 PM
WTF? :lol:

Corey
02-17-2009, 02:56 PM
"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting.

2up
02-17-2009, 03:10 PM
WTF? :lol:

What she said. I suspect I am missing some details here, and am probably ok with that. :lol:

unknownroad
02-17-2009, 03:12 PM
Just reading that killed brain cells. This ain't myspace, dude... save the e-drama for your bff.

neebelung
02-17-2009, 03:13 PM
"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting.

snort

Tater's whore of an ex-wife has been replaced. :rofl:

What she said. I suspect I am missing some details here, and am probably ok with that. :lol:

Ditto here! I also suspect the person in question is on this site and will see this thread... so someone pass the popcorn.

Leon
02-17-2009, 04:22 PM
Love the baked potato one :lol:

buzzcutt2
02-17-2009, 04:24 PM
I didn't know the baked potato was loaded. :idk:

marko138
02-17-2009, 04:29 PM
About as mature as someone who would post a retarded ass thread on a motorcycle forum asking how mature some retard is.

neebelung
02-17-2009, 04:34 PM
About as mature as someone who would post a retarded ass thread on a motorcycle forum asking how mature some retard is.

:dvrofl:

AquaPython
02-17-2009, 05:05 PM
whoever added the tater option was too stupid to realize the potato option WAS the whore option.

t-homo
02-17-2009, 05:13 PM
This thread sucks. I knew I shouldn't have clicked it.

Amorok
02-17-2009, 05:20 PM
I want to know who the thread is referring to, and I'm disgusted with myself for wondering.

neebelung
02-17-2009, 05:20 PM
whoever added the tater option was too stupid to realize the potato option WAS the whore option.

I 'got it' as the tater option (and personally I found it hilarious), and I didn't add the new options...

BUT, I must say.... it takes massive testicles to post up a thread as rife with lamosity as this, and then dare accuse someone ELSE of being "too stupid." :rofl:

I'm just sayin... :dvrofl:

smileyman
02-17-2009, 05:23 PM
So where was the " I vaguley remember fucking Taters whore of an ex-wife with a loaded baked potato" option?:idk:

Ducati Diva
02-17-2009, 05:24 PM
I 'got it' as the tater option (and personally I found it hilarious), and I didn't add the new options...

BUT, I must say.... it takes massive testicles to post up a thread as rife with lamosity as this, and then dare accuse someone ELSE of being "too stupid." :rofl:
I'm just sayin... :dvrofl:

So true! :lol:

R6Chick
02-17-2009, 06:22 PM
This thread has layers of funny, like a loaded baked potato.

I get it, it's the potato option!!

Particle Man
02-17-2009, 06:28 PM
okaaaaaaaaaaaaay :lol:

vickibocc
02-17-2009, 06:31 PM
this mystery person sounds like a real winner to me.

t-homo
02-17-2009, 08:18 PM
I'd say the OP is more of a douche for caring that much about one certain person's behavior than whoever he is talking about.

Quick281
02-17-2009, 08:23 PM
If it weren't for the fucking potato, this thread would have been a big fail.

t-homo
02-17-2009, 08:44 PM
Don't worry. It still fails.

snaps
02-17-2009, 09:20 PM
Objection...Leading the witness...

Ah who am I kidding, no objections here, though I do see a little bias :)

BTW - I'm going for the baked potato option just because it's made of "win"

OneSickPsycho
02-17-2009, 09:21 PM
I think the most immature thing would be posting all this bullshit and asking how mature... I'm pretty sure anytime you're arguing maturity, it's a losing battle... like wrestling a pig... you both get shit all over you, but the pig LIKES it.

Lamnidae
02-17-2009, 09:36 PM
I think the most immature thing would be posting all this bullshit and asking how mature... I'm pretty sure anytime you're arguing maturity, it's a losing battle... like wrestling a pig... you both get shit all over you, but the pig LIKES it.

Agreed.


However, props for the potato option.... and it's a rule you must have one derogatory option for Tater's whore of an ex wife.....Which, is in the lead.....

AquaPython
02-17-2009, 09:58 PM
yes, yes, you are all very clever for calling this thread into maturity question. i fully was aware that was going to be brought up, but after weighing out the options, this was the best. sorry for those of you not in the "know", but i tried real hard for you guys with the baked potato and went RIGHT over one of the admins heads :(

buzzcutt2
02-17-2009, 10:08 PM
I'm always the last to know. :idk:

JARVIS518
02-17-2009, 10:14 PM
much safer home

OneSickPsycho
02-17-2009, 10:37 PM
yes, yes, you are all very clever for calling this thread into maturity question. i fully was aware that was going to be brought up, but after weighing out the options, this was the best. sorry for those of you not in the "know", but i tried real hard for you guys with the baked potato and went RIGHT over one of the admins heads :(

Apparently I have bigger things to worry about than what trite things some jackass does on their Facebook, MySpace, and anywhere else for that matter. Why anybody cares enough about shit like this to even acknowledge it continues to escape me...

rogue
02-18-2009, 12:02 AM
Apparently I have bigger things to worry about than what trite things some jackass does on their Facebook, MySpace, and anywhere else for that matter. Why anybody cares enough about shit like this to even acknowledge it continues to escape me...

Apparently it concerned you enough to post your opinion on it :poke:



:runaway:

Lamnidae
02-18-2009, 06:10 AM
I'd say just ignore the... who ever the fuck the unnamed person is.


That tends to work pretty well to piss them off cause it seems like in this circumstance it's an attention whore. No attention, ohhhhh yeah they get pissssssed.


They do it because you react. Stop reacting.... Well i'm sure you get the drift.

:dthumb: Now go nail some hot tail

neebelung
02-18-2009, 08:01 AM
Dagnabbit, the potato option changed AGAIN! :rofl:

AquaPython
02-18-2009, 09:22 AM
whoever took the potato option out completely is a sour puss and a coward for not owning up to it! shit was funny, have another :aide:

neebelung
02-18-2009, 10:52 AM
I don't think that make's them a sourpuss, I think it just means they wanted to piss in your cheerios. :lol:

marko138
02-18-2009, 10:52 AM
I don't think that make's them a sourpuss, I think it just means they wanted to piss in your cheerios. :lol:
I think it was Gas Man. Blame him.

unknownroad
02-18-2009, 12:43 PM
This thread now has no value at all :sorry:

neebelung
02-18-2009, 01:17 PM
I think it was Gas Man. Blame him.

Hmmm, ok, I'm good with that. My other option was just to blame Canada. :shrug:

marko138
02-18-2009, 01:50 PM
Hmmm, ok, I'm good with that. My other option was just to blame Canada. :shrug:
Well that too.