Shortest Fairy Tale

[AquaEv77]

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'


And the man lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles and he went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

[Hondahugger]

But what did the girl do?

[zed]

But what did the girl do?

she found someone else that said yes and made his life a living hell. ;)

[Hondahugger]

she found someone else that said yes and made his life a living hell. ;)oh, so then it was a happy ending :lol:

[Amorok]

Hey, its better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with that bitch for the rest of your life

And hugger, about the chick - I think you might have missed the thrust of the story which is, quite simply: Who gives a shit?

[rogue]

The Amended Version

Once upon a time a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said, "NO!"

Wanting to see the world, the girl packed very little on her motorcycle and rode away.

The end.


redflip

[Corey]

But what did the girl do?

Last anybody heard, she was blowing guys for money once the gravy train left town. These days she's on a different gravy train, and it makes deliveries to Throatsville and Anal Junction.

[Hondahugger]

And hugger, about the chick - I think you might have missed the thrust of the story which is, quite simply: Who gives a shit? well, it depends on who gets to :diitb:

The Amended Version

Once upon a time a boy asked a girl to marry him and she said, "NO!"

Wanting to see the world, the girl packed very little on her motorcycle and rode away.

The end.


redflipI like your version better! :dthumb:

Last anybody heard, she was blowing guys for money once the gravy train left town. These days she's on a different gravy train, and it makes deliveries to Throatsville and Anal Junction.with daily shuttles launches to uranus.

[Lucky3623]

I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

[Corey]

I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

If you're going to tell stories that are completely unbelievable, you might as well throw in some ray guns, the force, and a house made of candy and perfectly cooked steaks.

[Lucky3623]

If you're going to tell stories that are completely unbelievable, you might as well throw in some ray guns, the force, and a house made of candy and perfectly cooked steaks.

Don't be jealous.... and yes... it's all true.

[Amorok]

Newlyweds.

[Lucky3623]

Newlyweds.


How long until we are not newlyweds? :idk:

[Corey]

How long until we are not newlyweds? :idk:

When you're in court losing half your shit. :lol:

[Ducati Diva]

I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

I'm with you! You can be a couple and be blissfully happy :whistle:

[Lucky3623]

When you're in court losing half your shit. :lol:

But half of nothing is still nothing... so she isn't coming out on the top of this deal... :rockwoot:

Seriously though, I wouldn't trade her for anyone. :dthumb:

[derf]

But half of nothing is still nothing... so she isn't coming out on the top of this deal... :rockwoot:




Yes until the last day of court right after the judge says to you lucky youre poor and have no money or she might have walked away with something.

After the judge bangs gavel everyone leaves. You watch her walk out to a brand spanking new porche with your lawyer driving it

[Amorok]

How long until we are not newlyweds? :idk:

When you stop gloating and start bitching like the rest of us.

[xx CURVE xx]

I love a happy ending :lol: