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Homeslice
02-23-2009, 10:35 PM
Good Cook safe-cut can opener. NEVER slips off the can like cheap-shit openers, NEVER needs cleaning because the blade never touches the can's contents, and NEVER produces sharp edges.

Yeah I know, turn in my man card, but you know what, fuck the haters. :rockwoot:

Available in a Target or grocery store near you :dthumb:
Amber Lamps
02-23-2009, 10:36 PM
Good Cook safe-cut can opener. NEVER slips off the can like cheap-shit openers, NEVER needs cleaning because the blade never touches the can's contents, and NEVER produces sharp edges.

Yeah I know, turn in my man card, but you know what, fuck the haters. :rockwoot:

Available in a Target or grocery store near you :dthumb:

Just tell everyone that you got it for the beer bottle opener!
Homeslice
02-23-2009, 11:13 PM
Just tell everyone that you got it for the beer bottle opener!

nah that's what this little guy is for
azoomm
02-23-2009, 11:14 PM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/756e/

:dthumb:
Dragonpaco
02-23-2009, 11:17 PM
i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day
rogue
02-23-2009, 11:22 PM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/756e/

:dthumb:

I like that one! :dthumb:
Lamnidae
02-24-2009, 06:49 AM
i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day

bwahahahah
Homeslice
02-24-2009, 09:08 AM
i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day

if that was the case I would have at least rounded it up to $15 for her
Dragonpaco
02-24-2009, 02:50 PM
if that was the case I would have at least rounded it up to $15 for her

doing that is how you take a first timer turning tricks to get by into a greedy ass ho
Yamerhaw
02-24-2009, 06:05 PM
i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can!


that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well:diitb:
BobTheBiker
02-24-2009, 07:44 PM
on account of the very girly bottle cap thingy, and that "safe" can opener, you are hereby commanded to surrender your man card IMMEDIATELY. revocation period:permanent.
'73 H1 Triple
02-24-2009, 08:13 PM
i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can!


that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well:diitb:

We have a similar opener which my wife purchased for me soon after we started dating. (She seriously cut her finger on a conventional opened lid and won't use that style anymore)

Jeff
shmike
02-24-2009, 08:52 PM
i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can!


that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well:diitb:

Homeslice is a fashionista, it's no surprise that he spends time at the stove.

I never expected this from you, Yamer.

What's next, Pampered Chef parties?

I guess Zoomie really does know more about cleaning bikes than you, Nancy. :whistle:
Amber Lamps
02-25-2009, 01:56 AM
i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can!


that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well:diitb:


Yea I bought one of those "Gizmo" electric can openers by Black and Decker...

http://www.blackanddeckerappliances.com/product-214.html