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Bassplayer
03-07-2009, 10:26 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/05/michael-jacksons-face-dur_n_172242.html


Just... OMG... I dont know if its human... :panic:
zed
03-07-2009, 10:43 PM
that was scary.
derf
03-07-2009, 11:49 PM
Holy cleft batman! He had an ass surgically implanted on his face
Trip
03-07-2009, 11:52 PM
I think he is whiter than me and I am pretty fuckin white.
njchopper87
03-08-2009, 03:13 AM
I'll never understand him.
Quick281
03-08-2009, 05:36 AM
More impressive than anything is his desire to tour again. Will people show up?

Everyone knows he needs the money but damn, where is he still popular other than sandy countries with nothing but tape players?
Adeptus_Minor
03-08-2009, 09:17 AM
What a frickin' mutant.
And I say that with full apologies to all the respectable mutants out there.
Cass
03-08-2009, 01:45 PM
:backingout:
Smittie61984
03-08-2009, 03:21 PM
Who wants Jesus Juice???
Papa_Complex
03-08-2009, 05:31 PM
I'll never understand him.

I would call that a good thing.
rogue
03-08-2009, 05:54 PM
Yikes!

It's not just him, though. There's alot of celebrities who've gotten into plastic surgery, collagen, breast implants, etc. in attempt to keep a youthful appearance. Sadly, on alot of them, all that money did nothing but make them look awful as they age. Then they're in a vicious cycle of constantly having it redone to keep from looking so horrid, and even some it didn't help.

Plastic surgery FTL :td:
Archren
03-08-2009, 05:57 PM
Yikes!

It's not just him, though. There's alot of celebrities who've gotten into plastic surgery, collagen, breast implants, etc. in attempt to keep a youthful appearance. Sadly, on alot of them, all that money did nothing but make them look awful as they age. Then they're in a vicious cycle of constantly having it redone to keep from looking so horrid, and even some it didn't help.

Plastic surgery FTL :td:

Fake boobs aren't all bad... :whistle:
rogue
03-08-2009, 06:01 PM
Fake boobs aren't all bad... :whistle:

Not when they're done to fit your body and not some over zealous amount of boobage. ;)
Papa_Complex
03-08-2009, 06:01 PM
Fake boobs aren't all bad... :whistle:

There are going to be a whole lot of perkies on 86 year olds, in the home.
askmrjesus
03-08-2009, 06:04 PM
There are going to be a whole lot of perkies on 86 year olds, in the home.

So the trick to having sex with an 80 year old chick, will be the ability to maintain a narrow focus. :lol:

JC
Archren
03-08-2009, 06:05 PM
Not when they're done to fit your body and not some over zealous amount of boobage. ;)

Truth.

There are going to be a whole lot of perkies on 86 year olds, in the home.

Hey, at least some part of me will still look good. :lol:
Adeptus_Minor
03-08-2009, 06:08 PM
There are going to be a whole lot of perkies on 86 year olds, in the home.

Either that or they'll have hip-tits because their implants will have migrated with the rest of their sagging flesh.
Smittie61984
03-08-2009, 06:10 PM
There are going to be a whole lot of perkies on 86 year olds, in the home.

Can't wait to see the 86year olds with fake boobs they got at 18 and the tramp stamps they got at 14 on spring break.
zed
03-08-2009, 07:14 PM
Can't wait to see the 86year olds with fake boobs they got at 18 and the tramp stamps they got at 14 on spring break.

I think I can wait for that.
Smittie61984
03-09-2009, 12:40 AM
I think I can wait for that.

I'll be 86 (Providing I make it that far) by then and my peep won't work. So it'll be funny to see for shits and giggles.
Homeslice
03-09-2009, 12:52 AM
Fake boobs aren't all bad... :whistle:

Until 40
Sixxxxer
03-09-2009, 01:52 AM
Holy Hell...
Bassplayer
03-09-2009, 12:35 PM
When i first saw it I thought it was a joke, an impersonator..
picture the worst South Park version of him and compare...

I think hes got more cleavage on his chin the Pam Anderson has on her chest.:panic:

Hes one uuugly mutha fucker. His bone structure is robotic...

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/southpark_jackson.gif
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/848/848950/south-park-20080131034948483.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1129/slide_1129_17807_large.jpg
Avatard
03-09-2009, 02:38 PM
On top of obviously displying signs of the numerous surgical procedures to his face, I think the pictures rather clearly point out something else about Mr. Jackson's appearance.

He is clearly suffering from an auto-ummune condition, as well as vitiligo.

His hand shows advanced arthritis.

The first joint on his pinky is completely fused, others are very inflamed.

His dancing will surely be affected, as I suspect some amount of systemic skin and soft tissue necrosis has begun, now likely affecting nealy all joints in the body to some degree.

Wiki: "Vitiligo is associated with autoimmune and inflammatory diseases, commonly thyroid overexpression and underexpression."

I don't really know if he's truly fucking twisted, but I suspect whatever weirdness, real or perceived, about him and kids, stems from the fact that his childhood was probably beyond fucking weird.

...and yeah, he looks like a fucking alien being. Poor bastard. He has to know it.