Tell her you heard it on Oprah....

[neebelung]

Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer.

Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often.

So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch!




And you single guys? This could work for you, too.... Picture this, you're out at a bar or restaurant, there's an attractive woman who catches your eye. Saunter up and tell her:

"I need to have sex today."
"Umm... why?"
"Because I didn't have any yesterday..."
"....So?"
"You don't understand.... if I don't have sex every other day, I will die a premature death. Do you want that guilt on your shoulders?"

How can you fail with logic like that? :lol:

[azoomm]

:dthumb:

I've never understood the need to beg.

[neebelung]

:dthumb:

I've never understood the need to beg.

Nor have I :shrug: (but obviously husbands of Oprah fans do :lol: )

[azoomm]

Nor have I :shrug: (but obviously husbands of Oprah fans do :lol: )

:lmao:

I mean, sex will cure any headache... and clears the head so you can sleep... great workout... and so much more. Maybe we should just write up a list for the guys on the forum?

Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:

[neebelung]

Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:

Bow chicka wah wah!!

[itgirl]

no thanks. i wanna be a rich, young widow. :)









just kidding. :)

[VatorMan]

no thanks. i wanna be a rich, young widow. :)



just kidding. :)

:hss:



I guess this is the reason women outlive their partners.

[fpzx10]

No way am I using "Oprah says so" That bitch is the cause of much misery in the lives of men. This could be the only thing she's said to actually benefit a man.

[Mistress Maygin]

:lmao:

I mean, sex will cure any headache... and clears the head so you can sleep... great workout... and so much more. Maybe we should just write up a list for the guys on the forum?

Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:

Not ANY headache, usually tensions headaches. A sinus headache, not so much. but I see your point :dthumb: Sex is teh awesome!

Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P

[Beefcake Morris]

[QUOTE=Mistress Maygin;19488]Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

Dam how long does it take to clean up and what kind of sex are you having where the clean up takes a while.

I mean it only takes me like a min. to put away the swing and the whips.

[neebelung]

Not ANY headache, usually tensions headaches. A sinus headache, not so much.

Splittin hairs like that, no wonder you have headaches! :wink: (j/k)

Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.


QUICKIES ROCK!!!!!!! (no, not ALL the time, but there's definitely something to be said for a dirty, sweaty quickie!!!)

I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P

It wasn't referring to one specific study as far as I know. Probably more about the general knowledge that happier, content people live longer.

People who have more sex = more content.
People who have more sex have more endorphins released = happier.

You could even go so far as to say, people who get more sex at home might be less likely to cheat, and therefore will live longer (since their wife won't find them in bed with someone else and subsequently murder them :lol: )

I mean, really, we don't need scientists to tell us that we'll all be happier if we have more sex, do we? We know it!!! (I was merely posting it for the guys whose wives/GFs haven't yet arrived at that conclusion, ya know, to help them out! :wink: )

[Mistress Maygin]

[QUOTE=Mistress Maygin;19488]Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

Dam how long does it take to clean up and what kind of sex are you having where the clean up takes a while.

I mean it only takes me like a min. to put away the swing and the whips.

EXACTLY!

For women, going to take a piss and putting her clothes back on. And the sex I was having with the ex took less time than that. AND was boring, if you can imagine. Yeah, that might explain why I stopped having it all together.... Hmmm

Splittin hairs like that, no wonder you have headaches! :wink: (j/k)



QUICKIES ROCK!!!!!!! (no, not ALL the time, but there's definitely something to be said for a dirty, sweaty quickie!!!)



It wasn't referring to one specific study as far as I know. Probably more about the general knowledge that happier, content people live longer.

People who have more sex = more content.
People who have more sex have more endorphins released = happier.

You could even go so far as to say, people who get more sex at home might be less likely to cheat, and therefore will live longer (since their wife won't find them in bed with someone else and subsequently murder them :lol: )

I mean, really, we don't need scientists to tell us that we'll all be happier if we have more sex, do we? We know it!!! (I was merely posting it for the guys whose wives/GFs haven't yet arrived at that conclusion, ya know, to help them out! :wink: )

LOL- No, the reason for my headaches is GONE! Woohoo! :P

Dirty, passionate, naughty quickies are a MUST!
~poke, grab, thrust thrust, done~ Before you're even half awake....not so much.

It probably has a lot to do with the exercise as well. Your heart gets a good work out. And if you're having the good kind of sex you should also be laughing with your partner and having a good time. Laughter releases immunoglobulin-A, which enhances the immune system response (and truly is the best medicine!).

[Beefcake Morris]

[QUOTE=Beefcake Morris;19501]

EXACTLY!

For women, going to take a piss and putting her clothes back on. And the sex I was having with the ex took less time than that. AND was boring, if you can imagine. Yeah, that might explain why I stopped having it all together.... Hmmm

What kind of clothes are you putting back on? I have to do the same thing, unless the girly like to sleep in the buff then I would too. Hell sometime I bush the teeth again.

Anyways sorry about the crappy sex, been there didn't care for that either.

[neebelung]

Dirty, passionate, naughty quickies are a MUST!
~poke, grab, thrust thrust, done~ Before you're even half awake....not so much.

It probably has a lot to do with the exercise as well. Your heart gets a good work out. And if you're having the good kind of sex you should also be laughing with your partner and having a good time. Laughter releases immunoglobulin-A, which enhances the immune system response (and truly is the best medicine!).

Abbbbsolutely. :)


And on the flipside, I HAVE heard there was a British study that showed that women who were exposed to their partner's semen on a regular basis were happier... something about it acting as a natural antidepressant (but someone said they heard that was a hoax... :shrug: )

[fnfalman]

I think that men need to go out and find some mistresses on the side. That solves the begging problem.

[neebelung]

I think that I need to go out and find some mistress maygin on the side. That solves the begging problem.

Fixed it for ya. :wink:

[No Worries]

I think that I need to go out and find some mistress maygin on the side. That solves the begging problem.

Fixed it for ya. :wink:

Good one.

[Mistress Maygin]

:rofl:

[Gas Man]

No way am I using "Oprah says so" That bitch is the cause of much misery in the lives of men. This could be the only thing she's said to actually benefit a man.

No shit...

And no way I'll tell the wife that... i'm worth more dead... then I won't get any anymore.

[DLIT]

Not ANY headache, usually tensions headaches. A sinus headache, not so much. but I see your point :dthumb: Sex is teh awesome!

Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P

With my time here in Korea (383 days), I should never, ever, ever, ever get prostate cancer then.

[fnfalman]

Fixed it for ya. :wink:

MistressMaygin is a sexy little thang, but one of her ain't enough for me. I have a large appetite.:drool:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

possibly one of her, coupled with a few cheesburgers and a banana split would suffice.

[vabarber2]

Yeah, saw that episode. I hope it works. :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

you heard it people vabs watches opra.

[ceo012384]

Yeah, saw that episode.
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/ceo012384/ghey.jpg

[Captain Morgan]

Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer.

Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often.

So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch!


My guess is that most women will simply take out a huge life insurance policy on their husbands and then sew the vagina shut. Yeah, I know, just :diitb: