tonights a better night

[tommymac]

ok time to chronicle toms antics and exploits :lol:

prety quiet so far, lot of boring stuff but got it under control.

I got a cool story form one of the other docs last night. Guy comes to one of our satelite clinics stating he ate an entire shrip (apparently youre supposed to clean or gut them or something) and it made its way through and got stuck in the rectum.

the docs at the clinic couldnt remove it, our attendings couldnt remove it, the surgery guys couldnt remove it so he had to go to the or to get it taken out.

So the case gets signed out a couple of times because i ttook a while to book the or, anyway my freind was thinking about this since it was kinda strange and realized given human anatomy a full shrimp would not make its way all the way to the rectum, it would not have passed through a few different places. thats when he realized the guy duped everyone and the shrimp was placed up there.

Anyway I am working on getting the x-rays for this one:rockwoot:

Tom

[rogue]

I'm glad you got an easier night at work to help balance the chaos from the night before. I'd love to see those xrays too. :lol:

[Angee]

I'm glad you got an easier night at work to help balance the chaos from the night before. I'd love to see those xrays too. :lol:
Bwaahaahaahaa!! Oh man, tha's a gem...LOL :lol

[Archren]

Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems. :panic:

ETA: He accidentally the whole thing. :lol:

[rogue]

Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems. :panic:

ETA: He accidentally the whole thing. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[tommymac]

Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems. :panic:

ETA: He accidentally the whole thing. :lol:

he was prolly walking down the street minding his own business when all of a sudden......... thats how most of the stories start :lol:

Tom

[Tsunami]

Wait, let me get this straight, some guy shoved a shrimp up his ass??

Did he put in his ass and then took something else and shoved it in further? If he just using his fingers why can't he go back in there and fish it out? And can't he take a laxative and have whatever is in his system push it out?

[Cruzergirl]

Wait, let me get this straight, some guy shoved a shrimp up his ass??

Did he put in his ass and then took something else and shoved it in further? If he just using his fingers why can't he go back in there and fish it out? And can't he take a laxative and have whatever is in his system push it out?


:lol: Wait... Are you using logic??


... well, he probably tried everything else and couldn't quite achieve the sensation he was looking for... shrimp was the next most obvious choice... duh!!!:panic:

[tommymac]

Gina thats prety much what happened, not sure if he used any eels or other critters to keep it company up there, but stuf flike this happens with some regularity. Put something somewhere it doesnt belong and we have to go get it out.

Tom

[Tsunami]

:lol: Wait... Are you using logic??


... well, he probably tried everything else and couldn't quite achieve the sensation he was looking for... shrimp was the next most obvious choice... duh!!!:panic:


You mean he was doing it for sexual satisfaction? I was thinking it was a bunch of idiots doing dares! What the heck would possess someone to shove critters up their butt or even come up with that idea?

Man I must live under a rock...

Tommy how did you get the shrimp out?

[rogue]

Tommy how did you get the shrimp out?

Yeah...did you use your fingers? :lol:

[tommymac]

Ok guys you need to reread the story. First off I was told about the case not one I actualy saw. Secondly the guy went to the OR to have them removed surgically :)

Tom

[Tsunami]

Ok guys you need to reread the story. First off I was told about the case not one I actualy saw. Secondly the guy went to the OR to have them removed surgically :)

Tom

Yikes, bet he won't be shoving random stuff up his ass again. How does one surgically remove a shrimp, where is the incision made?

[rogue]

Ok guys you need to reread the story. First off I was told about the case not one I actualy saw. Secondly the guy went to the OR to have them removed surgically :)

Tom

Ooops....I thought you got to play with somebody's butt. :lol:

[tommymac]

Yikes, bet he won't be shoving random stuff up his ass again. How does one surgically remove a shrimp, where is the incision made?

Damned if I know, I am assuming they just use a scope and go in therough the anus to get it out.

Tom

[njchopper87]

He had to be high. If he wasn't he's a fuckin idiot.

[t-homo]

There was a guy in my hometown who went to the ER with a curtain rod shoved up his ass. His mom had to drive him there and go inside to get help.

['73 H1 Triple]

Gina thats prety much what happened, not sure if he used any eels or other critters to keep it company up there, but stuf flike this happens with some regularity. Put something somewhere it doesnt belong and we have to go get it out.

Tom

He's not regular. He's got a shrimp stuck up his ass :zowned:

[cbrchick]

Food processor plungers, batteries, glass dildos, vibrators, pop bottles....

You name it, seen it or the Xrays :)

[Mr Lefty]

He had to be high. If he wasn't he's a fuckin idiot.

so if he was High it's normal? what the fuck do you smoke? cause that shit most definitely needs never be smoked again! :panic:

[njchopper87]

so if he was High it's normal? what the fuck do you smoke? cause that shit most definitely needs never be smoked again! :panic:

Yea, I was thinkin about that after I said it. It didn't come out right, but that was my way of calling him a dumbass. I'm pretty tired so everything I say isn't what its supposed to say.