Ugly Car Model

[JoJoYZF]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/adg/1079313077.html

Someone put this on my mustangforum and I thought it was hilarious and needed to be shared.

[pauldun170]

My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, fucked up, greasy hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't fucking want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your vagina.
-your armpits must be hairier than your vagina
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-a tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better

and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.


:lol:

[Archren]

Oh shit... that's funny right there. :lmao:

[Dave]

thats fackin hilarious

[rogue]

:rofl: :rofl:

[shmike]

Hilarious.

:rofl:

Nice lookin' Bimmer too.

[derf]

wow, just wow

how much you wanna bet the next add he runs is look at the ugly chick on my car

[Homeslice]

Old news.........Also the Integra chick started a blog defending herself, don't remember where it was though, probably myspace

[BobTheBiker]

thats just AWESOME right there.

[JoJoYZF]

Old news.........Also the Integra chick started a blog defending herself, don't remember where it was though, probably myspace

I knew the integra girl was old news but I never saw this til yesterday.

[Quick281]

Old news.........Also the Integra chick started a blog defending herself, don't remember where it was though, probably myspace


Must find!

[Racerboy]

gone!!