Gotta love getting bitched out

[tommymac]

So its 2am and things are fairly quiet here. just took sign out am waiting on a few things here and already got yelled at.

people come in off hours thinking they will get stuff done faster then get pissed when they see that we only have ancilary services for emergent situations and the non emergent stuff has to wait. esp for stuff that coudl be seen in a clinic anyway.

Kinda sux being stuck in the middle too. i cant make the other services come any faste rsince they need to prioritize their consults or procedures, and cant see them dropping what theyre doing to come see a non emergent case when they have enough work to do. But it also sux having to wait several hours instead of being home sleeping.

tom

[Quick281]

Sometime hearing your day to day job experience makes me sort of happy to be jobless. :D

[tommymac]

Sometime hearing your day to day job experience makes me sort of happy to be jobless. :D

tonights kinda boring so I just need to post about something. Nothing good like some cursteacean getting stuck in someones but tonight. the side job has been more stressful as of late, it sliek one of those things where you cant do anything right and its one thing after another:idk:

Tom

[tommymac]

hospital police is now forcibly removing a couple of drunks so this will be entertaining:rockwoot:

Tom

[Particle Man]

hospital police is now forcibly removing a couple of drunks so this will be entertaining:rockwoot:

Tom

"don't taze me bro!"

[cbrchick]

It sometimes surprises me how much shit I can take off of people and it doesn't elicit a response. You can call me any name you want at work, it wont get you any farther. We can only do so much for a problem someone has had for months (many time by their own doing) and it wont be fixed in 4 hours with services that are being used by emergent cases.

People don't understand that if you've had to wait for 8 hours, your problem isn't an emergency.

I also love asking people what their family doctor has done for them and where they live b/c inevitably they have walked by 3 walk in clinics that could have seen them in under an hour or two.

I love people that walk in complaining of abd pain and are drinking a coffee/pop.

Or people that cry b/c they need a tetnus shot but yet have full sleeve tats...

I love people that come in complaining of not being able to breath and then want to go out for a smoke.

Or people that want a taxi chit for a cab 3 blocks from the ER.

I had one mother that would not shut up b/c her 22 year old was hungry and had to be NPO b/c he was on the wait list for an appendix. I told her there was no way I was going to interrupt the Surgical peeps b/c they were busy with 5 freaking traumas. I almost blew up at her and told her if she asked me again I would not be as polite b/c people were fighting to live and 2 had already died.



I'm starting to turn into a cold hearted bitch in selected cases b/c people expect way way too much for no effort in taking care of themselves or being responsible.

[Dragonpaco]

I love people who say "i can't breathe"

[t-homo]

Question. Is it an emergency case if I get a snakebite, but don't know what kind of snake it was. There are quite a few water moccasins in the area I was in. We told them that when I got there and still had to wait 2 hours to see a doctor.

[Curb]

Question. Is it an emergency case if I get a snakebite, but don't know what kind of snake it was. There are quite a few water moccasins in the area I was in. We told them that when I got there and still had to wait 2 hours to see a doctor.
did they eventually give you antivenin?

[Rider]

There should be a sign at the ER that reads, "If you are not bleeding or unconscious, take your ass to your primary care doctor."

[t-homo]

did they eventually give you antivenin?

I think their theory was to just wait and see if I died first. They didn't even send anyone into the room other than when I first got there and then when the doctor 2 hours later. After that, they told me since i was looking ok, to just come back if i start getting sick or anything. Our hospital is also known for being fucking retards. If anyone has something serious, they take em 45 minutes away to Columbia.

[pauldun170]

I'm only posting in this thread because evertime I see the thread title
" Gotta love getting bitched out "

I keep thinking it's some sort of new sex thing...

Some sort of variation of a girl "getting eaten out"


Dude A :"Hey ...you ever have a girl bitch you out?"

Dude B:"What the hell is that?"

Dude A :"Well you and your girl start 69'n see...and then here's the thing. This only works if she cums first..."

Dude B:"Ok...I'm following ya..


Dude A :"Ok...So she's reached and your almost there and just as your about to explode..
Your girl punches you in the balls and says "Bitch" while she still has you in her mouth"

Dude B:'DUDE...That's fucking horrible!!"


Dude A :"Actually best orgasm ever...something about 3 happing all at once...the balls getting smashed and her saying "VISHZZ" while yer bustin one out..."


Dude B:"Really"


Dude A :"Yeah...yer mom taught me that..."

[Curb]

I think their theory was to just wait and see if I died first. They didn't even send anyone into the room other than when I first got there and then when the doctor 2 hours later. After that, they told me since i was looking ok, to just come back if i start getting sick or anything. Our hospital is also known for being fucking retards. If anyone has something serious, they take em 45 minutes away to Columbia.well then it wasn't a water moccasin:lol:

you can definitely tell when you get bit by a snake if its posionus or not. especially if its a cottonmouth. i believe they have a hemotoxin venom. you'd be doubled over in pain within 30 minutes if it was from one of them. plus alot of oozing at the wound site. i know it doesn't help now but you will always be able to tell a water moccasin by the shape of its head...kinda looks like home plate. plus if it opens it mouth before it strikes, the inside is pure white...hence the nickname cottonmouth

[Archren]

I'm only posting in this thread because evertime I see the thread title
" Gotta love getting bitched out "

I keep thinking it's some sort of new sex thing...

Some sort of variation of a girl "getting eaten out"


Dude A :"Hey ...you ever have a girl bitch you out?"

Dude B:"What the hell is that?"

Dude A :"Well you and your girl start 69'n see...and then here's the thing. This only works if she cums first..."

Dude B:"Ok...I'm following ya..


Dude A :"Ok...So she's reached and your almost there and just as your about to explode..
Your girl punches you in the balls and says "Bitch" while she still has you in her mouth"

Dude B:'DUDE...That's fucking horrible!!"


Dude A :"Actually best orgasm ever...something about 3 happing all at once...the balls getting smashed and her saying "VISHZZ" while yer bustin one out..."


Dude B:"Really"


Dude A :"Yeah...yer mom taught me that..."


:rofl:

[Particle Man]

I'm only posting in this thread because evertime I see the thread title
" Gotta love getting bitched out "

I keep thinking it's some sort of new sex thing...

Some sort of variation of a girl "getting eaten out"


Dude A :"Hey ...you ever have a girl bitch you out?"

Dude B:"What the hell is that?"

Dude A :"Well you and your girl start 69'n see...and then here's the thing. This only works if she cums first..."

Dude B:"Ok...I'm following ya..


Dude A :"Ok...So she's reached and your almost there and just as your about to explode..
Your girl punches you in the balls and says "Bitch" while she still has you in her mouth"

Dude B:'DUDE...That's fucking horrible!!"


Dude A :"Actually best orgasm ever...something about 3 happing all at once...the balls getting smashed and her saying "VISHZZ" while yer bustin one out..."


Dude B:"Really"


Dude A :"Yeah...yer mom taught me that..."


:lol

[Tsunami]

It sometimes surprises me how much shit I can take off of people and it doesn't elicit a response. You can call me any name you want at work, it wont get you any farther. We can only do so much for a problem someone has had for months (many time by their own doing) and it wont be fixed in 4 hours with services that are being used by emergent cases.

People don't understand that if you've had to wait for 8 hours, your problem isn't an emergency.

I also love asking people what their family doctor has done for them and where they live b/c inevitably they have walked by 3 walk in clinics that could have seen them in under an hour or two.

I love people that walk in complaining of abd pain and are drinking a coffee/pop.

Or people that cry b/c they need a tetnus shot but yet have full sleeve tats...

I love people that come in complaining of not being able to breath and then want to go out for a smoke.

Or people that want a taxi chit for a cab 3 blocks from the ER.

I had one mother that would not shut up b/c her 22 year old was hungry and had to be NPO b/c he was on the wait list for an appendix. I told her there was no way I was going to interrupt the Surgical peeps b/c they were busy with 5 freaking traumas. I almost blew up at her and told her if she asked me again I would not be as polite b/c people were fighting to live and 2 had already died.



I'm starting to turn into a cold hearted bitch in selected cases b/c people expect way way too much for no effort in taking care of themselves or being responsible.


Wow so stupidity is not only in the US. That saddens me.

[HurricaneHeather]

I've found that the best way to get lots of attention in the ER is to come in via helicopter :lol:

There were more people attending to me than there was space around the bed for them to stand.

[derf]

I've found that the best way to get lots of attention in the ER is to come in via helicopter :lol:

There were more people attending to me than there was space around the bed for them to stand.

Did that once too, it works.

You can also get really fast attention id you can squirt at the nurse from 5 feet with your blood (not reccomended because they run extra tests and are painful), or if you can hold the bones in your forearm and use your hand as a stick puppet. The nurses always get a kick out of that but it usually scares the shit out of everyone else.

[Archren]

Did that once too, it works.

You can also get really fast attention id you can squirt at the nurse from 5 feet with your blood (not reccomended because they run extra tests and are painful), or if you can hold the bones in your forearm and use your hand as a stick puppet. The nurses always get a kick out of that but it usually scares the shit out of everyone else.


Puking blood helps too.

It sucks that I don't remember my first ride in a helicopter. :lol: At least I've been fortunate enough to ride in them again since (and NOT for purposes of medevac!) :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Puking blood helps too.

It sucks that I don't remember my first ride in a helicopter. :lol: At least I've been fortunate enough to ride in them again since (and NOT for purposes of medevac!) :lol:

I remember mine....lots of staring at the ceiling because my head was strapped down. Then the guy dropped an IV bag on my broken leg. I actually laughed about it when he apologized and said, 'it's okay, worse things have happened.' :lol:

[tommymac]

heres one I may get in trouble for. Walked into a bunch of complaints that all were goin gon for upwards of 6 months so I realy wasnt in the mood for anything. So I see one guy and he tells me hes not working. I discharge him and hes giving me all sorts of attitude, he thinks the ER is his personal walk in clinic and he says he doesnt feel like being on the phone all day trying to make an appt so I told him well youre not working so you have time to be on the phone. My attending heard it and actualy started laughing too.

Tom

[rogue]

:lol: That is funny. :lol:

[Cass]

:lol: That is funny. :lol:

I'm with her!

[tommymac]

I somehow think the hospital administrators wont think so :lol:

But after 6 years I recieved a permenant apointment (kinda like tenure apparently, plus thye cant get people to work here and I am actualy good at this, and I work all the overnights no one else wants, so I ant going anywhere unless I want to leave. Or they revoke my priviliges again for not filling out paperwork :lol:

Tom

[the chi]

I think we need the "Tommy" show, to update on all the weird and strange he sees at night in a big city ER...:lol:

[Archren]

I think we need the "Tommy" show, to update on all the weird and strange he sees at night in a big city ER...:lol:

Plus eleventy-billion to that. It'd be better than House. :lol:

[tommymac]

Rogue keeps telling me I should start a blog to rant a bout all my exploits.

Tom

[Archren]

Rogue keeps telling me I should start a blog to rant a bout all my exploits.

Tom

Doooo eeeeeeet.... you could be like Tucker Max. :lol:

[tommymac]

Doooo eeeeeeet.... you could be like Tucker Max. :lol:

Whos that?

Tom

[Archren]

Whos that?

Tom


Seriously? (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tucker+max)

:lol:

[tommymac]

Seriously? (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tucker+max)

:lol:


never heard of him:idk: of course the damn filters here block his sites. Guess I have someting to aspire for if I do this.

Tom