Top 10 things douchbags buy....

[VatorMan]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/03/the_10_products_only_douchebags_buy.php

[itgirl]

:rofl:

axe body spray, blue tooth headset...too funny and so true!!

[neebelung]

Top 10 things douchbags buy....

Spellcheck? :nee:








(just teasin :wink: )

[itgirl]

haha! i think only women know how to spell douche properly. i might actually be freaked out if men got it right. it'd be kinda like 'why do you know how to spell that?'

[neebelung]

haha! i think only women know how to spell douche properly. i might actually be freaked out if men got it right. it'd be kinda like 'why do you know how to spell that?'

I dunno... many of the guys here noticed that the 'deuchbag of the day' smiley we have is misspelled. :lol:

[itgirl]

i must say, men that can spell turn me on. it's like they are intelligent or something. :)

[neebelung]

Brains FTW!

[Trip]

I love my penis!

[itgirl]

Brains FTW!

i like my men with just one brain. :)

never understood why people pluralize brain, seeing as we only have one. :lol:


I love my penis!

and i'd love to see your penis. ;)

[neebelung]

i like my men with just one brain. :)

never understood why people pluralize brain, seeing as we only have one. :lol:



:dvrofl:




and i'd love to see your penis. ;)

:hss: Someone pass the popcorn!

[OneSickPsycho]

:rofl:

axe body spray, blue tooth headset...too funny and so true!!

Funny you should mention those... those are the only two things I have in that list...

i must say, men that can spell turn me on. it's like they are intelligent or something. :)

Floccinauccinihillipillification.

[Trip]

i like my men with just one brain. :)

never understood why people pluralize brain, seeing as we only have one. :lol:


That's because men have two heads and the one without the brain does the most thinking so we might as well call it a brain too.

[itgirl]

Funny you should mention those... those are the only two things I have in that list...



Floccinauccinihillipillification.

oh yeah baby, talk dirty to me. :drool:

That's because men have two heads and the one without the brain does the most thinking so we might as well call it a brain too.

alas, that one is usually the bigger one too. :whistle: :)

[Trip]

Floccinauccinihillipillification.


Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

or

Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipu kapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

stupid add a space...

[itgirl]

is it getting warm in here or is it just my crotch? :whistle: excuse me a moment.

[OneSickPsycho]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

On Wiki I see...

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Tobacco Mosaic Virus...

[Trip]

This is the longest word ever. It's too big to put on here.

It's 189,819 letters long.

Titin, also known as connectin[1] (UniProt name: Q10466_HUMAN; accession number: Q10466), is a protein that is important in the contraction of striated muscle tissues.

http://www.othyr.com/titin.html

[OneSickPsycho]

This is the longest word ever. It's too big to put on here.

It's 189,819 letters long.

Titin, also known as connectin[1] (UniProt name: Q10466_HUMAN; accession number: Q10466), is a protein that is important in the contraction of striated muscle tissues.

http://www.othyr.com/titin.html

Fuck that word... This place has a maximum of 10k characters per post...

[VatorMan]

Spellcheck? :nee:



(just teasin :wink: )

I'm pissd off at the letter e today. Fk that suckr.:zowned:

[neebelung]

I'm pissd off at the letter e today. Fk that suckr.:zowned:
:dvrofl:

[Crazy]

I dunno... many of the guys here noticed that the 'deuchbag of the day' smiley we have is misspelled. :lol:

I thought a deuchbag was just a german douchebag?

[neebelung]

I thought a deuchbag was just a german douchebag?

Hmmmm.. you might be onto somethign there.

That's it - next time someone complains about the spelling on that smiley, we'll tell them " :gtfo: Don't you know German, fuckwad?"

[Crazy]

anyone seen beerfest? :lol:

[Cutty72]

Bluetooth thing is the only one i have...
Only use it on trips in the car.

[azoomm]

Barbed Wire Tattoos - :lmao: This proves my ex-husband is a douchebag.

A Set of Balls for Your Truck - These only indicate to me that you are a person to avoid on the roadway...

[marko138]

All true.

[vabarber2]

:lol: Wow, where do I purchase my 10 at?

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: Wow, where do I purchase my 10 at?

Funny thing is guys...I'm sure this nerd thinks we're all douches for having sportbikes!!! It also reminds me of how people called you a db if you had a cell phone,then it was a pda and now it's down to a blue tooth headset. Some of the other things I've seen on DB lists in the past were; PSPs, I-Phones, loud car stereos, big rims, in dash dvd players, expensive cars/suvs, diamond earrings/big jewelery, expensive name brand clothes/shoes, big screen tvs, basically any big ticket item that everyone can't afford. I always have to wonder who these guys are and what kind of lifestyle do they have. I mean are they Amish or something? What does anyone else care what I spend my money on? As far as the balls on the truck thing goes....sure I think hey look stupid,they have them for bikes too,btw,but what do I care if YOU have them on your truck?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Funny thing is guys...I'm sure this nerd thinks we're all douches for having sportbikes!!! It also reminds me of how people called you a db if you had a cell phone,then it was a pda and now it's down to a blue tooth headset. Some of the other things I've seen on DB lists in the past were; PSPs, I-Phones, loud car stereos, big rims, in dash dvd players, expensive cars/suvs, diamond earrings/big jewelery, expensive name brand clothes/shoes, big screen tvs, basically any big ticket item that everyone can't afford. I always have to wonder who these guys are and what kind of lifestyle do they have. I mean are they Amish or something? What does anyone else care what I spend my money on? As far as the balls on the truck thing goes....sure I think hey look stupid,they have them for bikes too,btw,but what do I care if YOU have them on your truck?

tigs just owned the universe through rhyme and reason.

[Mudpuppy]

lol.. too funny..

[DLIT]

If I had a bunch of time I felt like wasting doing stupid shit, I could come up with a much better list.

[OneSickPsycho]

If I had a bunch of time I felt like wasting doing stupid shit, I could come up with a much better list.

No shit.