Why the 'F' do you have a kid?

[pauldun170]

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

[Trip]

:lol:

good find

[Moni]

Wow

[Flexin]

I should send in a picture of my dumb ass cousin.

James

[Dragonpaco]

Moar!!!!

[Sixxxxer]

Thats Great!

[TYEster]

This is part of the reason it's so f*cking amazing to me that there's still anti-abortion protest in this country.

[BobTheBiker]

so very true. some people need that hole sewn shut.

[Flexin]

so very true. some people need that hole sewn shut.

That would be my cousin and her sperm donor. I think they both share one brain cell. :panic:

James

[Porkchop]

Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens.... :scratch:

[BobTheBiker]

Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens.... :scratch:

they gon let obama bail them out. aint ya hear?

actually they're just dumbasses. birth control and condoms FTW!

[Particle Man]

outstanding :lol:

[Flexin]

Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens.... :scratch:

Because a lot of teens are stupid. :panic:

James

[Ninjakel]

Oh wow. :rofl:

[njchopper87]

Because a lot of teens are stupid. :panic:

James

:bonk: That's exactly it. Ah well.. let em pay the price for their stupidity.

[lauralynne]

they missed one

"because he said he'd pull out"

[askmrjesus]

Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens.... :scratch:

Same reason homeless people have dogs.

No one else will talk to them. :lol:

JC

[Flexin]

:bonk: That's exactly it. Ah well.. let em pay the price for their stupidity.

But the stupid bastards have no money, so others end up paying. :panic:

James

[CrazyKell]

Very funny find! :rofl:

[Flexin]

they gon let obama bail them out. aint ya hear?

actually they're just dumbasses. birth control and condoms FTW!

Birth control, condoms and brains are great, but they are not used very often by teens.

James

[EpyonXero]

This is part of the reason it's so f*cking amazing to me that there's still anti-abortion protest in this country.

If somebody would have just told them about not having sex none of that would have happened.

[pauldun170]

Same reason homeless people have dogs.

No one else will talk to them. :lol:

JC

outstanding :lol:

[Archren]

Yeah, I know some people who should be on there. :lol:

[unknownroad]

But the stupid bastards have no money, so others end up paying. :panic:

James

Why are you calling them stupid? They're getting free shit! It's us responsible working schmucks who are the stupid ones.

The underlying reason is that there aren't enough negative consequences, because children are sacred cows.

[Fleck750]

Birth control, condoms and brains are great, but they are not used very often by teens.

James


I think my 16 year old son will stay away from girls for awhile. I showed him close ups of all the diseases you can get from the skanks. :)

[Rider]

I think my 16 year old son will stay away from girls for awhile. I showed him close ups of all the diseases you can get from the skanks. :)

So did you show him a coffin too?

[Fleck750]

So did you show him a coffin too?

I think the half rotted penis photos were enough.

[Flexin]

I think my 16 year old son will stay away from girls for awhile. I showed him close ups of all the diseases you can get from the skanks. :)

Good luck with that. For that to work you will need to get some of them made in poster size for his room, and make one the wallpaper on his cell phone. Do you forget how quick a teen girl can knock the sense out of a horny teen boy?

When I was around his age I would ride my bike an hour to get it. I also didn't eat lunch at school so I could buy a 12 pack of condoms for the weekend. Each weekend for a while. So good luck.

Your best bet would be to kick him in the nuts each morning. That will keep things on ice for a while.

There was talk about one of the schools here. They would go out in groups from the school at lunch I guess and then watch a girl give a guy head in the woods. They were around your sons age. Maybe even a bit younger.

I have about 8 years till this shit starts for me.

James

[TYEster]

If somebody would have just told them about not having sex none of that would have happened.

If it were only that easy...

[Riceaholic]

nice :lol:

[Particle Man]

they missed one

"because he said he'd pull out"

hahahahahahahaha

[Rangerscott]

"Cuase he's gonna be in the NFL."


"Cause losers pull out, winners finish."

[shmike]

becuz between the three of u, u wud have one full-length pair of jeans


:lol