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Sixxxxer

04-01-2009, 06:23 PM

You literally can Talk to someone you dont even know...

http://omegle.com/

My first one...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whosterhe
You: Say what?
Stranger: whsthere
Stranger: whosthere
You: You mean whos there
Stranger: yep
You: I'm batman
Stranger: im jennifer lopez
Stranger: drom america
Stranger: im little frunk
Stranger: drunk
You: Really? you dont say
Stranger: i make new film
You: Im big High
Stranger: name is my big bobes
You: Big bobes magee?
Stranger: du you have good grass?
You: Nah man I got that liquid meth shit
Stranger: oh why not grass
You: Gas grass or ass
Stranger: i get free mari everyday

Sixxxxer

04-01-2009, 06:25 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You: im not mad just in awe

lauralynne

04-01-2009, 06:25 PM

:diitb:

HAHA!!

Sixxxxer

04-01-2009, 06:28 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: Okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh fuck this is fun...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *coolface*
You: PIITB?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-01-2009, 06:36 PM

oooo this is so much fun

Sixxxxer

04-01-2009, 06:38 PM

LMAO

Im a Dick...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HEY
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: let's play a little game
You: i say three words
You: then you say three words
Stranger: okay
You: and it'll be a ****ing wild story
Stranger: alrigh
Stranger: t
You: you start
Stranger: my names jordan
You: I have AIDS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

t-homo

04-01-2009, 07:12 PM

I did it once. Here is what I got.

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.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP!
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Sixxxxer

04-01-2009, 07:19 PM

Lmao

Trip

04-01-2009, 07:37 PM

I been trying to find someone who will respond to Honda? correctly with a motorcycle similar response, and if they don't I say fail and disconnect. I got the same guy again and again

You: Honda?
Stranger: again ?
You: answer the damn question
Stranger: go fk urself
You: Honda?

Sixxxxer

04-01-2009, 07:40 PM

Lmao...Thats awesome

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wat u do wit it
You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________
________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________
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Stranger: where.
You: Pwnt
Stranger: WHERE
Stranger: Did I really?
You: Cum guzzling sluts
Stranger: cum drippign down your cheeks and i'll lick it off you sick fuck
Stranger: you fucking faggot you liek it that i wanna fuck you in the ass dont you queer
Stranger: shoving my dick up your ass dripping cum all over your shit
You: Wow you need help
Stranger: you fucking faggot

Trip

04-01-2009, 07:52 PM

You: want to see if I am gay together?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-01-2009, 07:58 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: crackwhore
You: give me my money bitch
You: i know its you shawanda
You: fucking cunt
You: i know you have my money
You: i am going to rape your 4 year old
You: and chop off her fucking head
You: wheres my money!!!
Stranger: hi
You: dont say hi bitch
You: go get my money
Stranger: baitola
Stranger: gay
You: meet me at the 7/11 in 5 mins

Mr Lefty

04-01-2009, 08:11 PM

You: what it be
Stranger: yeah
You: don't yeah me
Stranger: you into Elton John?
You: only once... but I was drunk
You: and he drugged m
Stranger: was Webster there?
You: he was filming
You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos
You: you still there fuckstick?

Particle Man

04-01-2009, 08:20 PM

:lol: nice

Mr Lefty

04-01-2009, 08:23 PM

You: ...
Stranger: Ronaldo! e Brillhas muixtus nus corinthians
You: this is america motherfucker
You: speak american

Archren

04-01-2009, 08:25 PM

:rofl:

Mr Lefty

04-01-2009, 08:33 PM

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: good to meet you
You: do you know the word of god?
Stranger: you too
Stranger: I am sam
You: he has spoken with me
Stranger: are you cath.
You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake
Stranger: wtf?
You: he is undergoing tests
Stranger: sinner

Stranger: hi
You: what
Stranger: nothing
You: you said something... what did you say?
Stranger: hi
You: hi what? do I look like I wanna fuck'n talk to you?
You: do you often just talk to strangers?
Stranger: very often
You: that's a good way to get yourself capped around here
Stranger: yeah, i'd like to see you cap anyone over the internet
You: this isn't the nighborhood for a red fellow like yourself
You: CAPPED!
You: PWNED
Stranger: Oh SHI-

njchopper87

04-01-2009, 08:41 PM

Trip

04-01-2009, 08:43 PM

You: do you know jesus?
Stranger: What does "Connection Imploded" mean?
Stranger: Jesus is my buddy.
You: really
You: did you send him a get well card then?
You: it was such a terrible incident that he had that stroke and germany while eating cake
Stranger: Jesus of Nazareth?
You: that's the one
Stranger: Or, Jesus... like HEY ZUES?
You: Jesus
You: You didn't send him a card did you
Stranger: Was it German Chocolate cake?
You: you are so going to hell
You: nah it was like black forest cake or something
Stranger: I hear he forgives though :(
You: good point
You: better send him a card though
Stranger: I'll get right on it.

Trip

04-01-2009, 09:04 PM

You: press alt+f4 to win a prize
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mr Lefty

04-01-2009, 09:04 PM

You: press alt+f4 to win a prize
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl: awesome

Particle Man

04-01-2009, 09:33 PM

You: press alt+f4 to win a prize
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha I remember pulling that one on people on Battle.net waaaay back when the first Diablo came out :lol:

Trip

04-01-2009, 09:41 PM

apparently it doesnt like a taste of it's on medicine

Stranger: Hi my name is Pedobear
You: i want to rape you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-01-2009, 09:44 PM

Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: This thing is exhausting.
You: why?
Stranger: So many morons.
You: really, i dont think so
Stranger: Maybe I am just bitter.
You: yeah
You: want to fuck a donkey?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rogue

04-01-2009, 09:45 PM

Dragonpaco

04-01-2009, 09:58 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ronaldo
You: No i dont want to have sex yet. i am only 11
You: i'm telling my dad
You: he's a policeman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JoJoYZF

04-01-2009, 10:38 PM

Not only is this thread hilarious, but I cant wait to see two people on here end up chatting with each other,

Mr Lefty

04-01-2009, 10:40 PM

Not only is this thread hilarious, but I cant wait to see two people on here end up chatting with each other,

me and trip tried for like an hour...

I kept type'n

Trip?

just ended up getting cussed out in spanish about 12 times... and random replys about being clumsy or if I wanted shrooms

JoJoYZF

04-01-2009, 10:41 PM

me and trip tried for like an hour...

I kept type'n

Trip?

just ended up getting cussed out in spanish about 12 times... and random replys about being clumsy or if I wanted shrooms

:lol: Nice

Particle Man

04-01-2009, 10:42 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RONALDO
You: bacon
Stranger: SALAME
You: bacon
Stranger: MORTADELA
You: bacon
Stranger: PRESUNTO
You: bacon
Stranger: QUEIJO
You: bacon
Stranger: SANDUICHE DE MERDA
You: bacon
Stranger: BACON
You: bacon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I decided to play :D

Dragonpaco

04-01-2009, 10:47 PM

Stranger: Vasco
You: Vasco?
You: thats a name for faggots
Stranger: Si
You: are you a faggot vasco?
Stranger: FUCK
You: do you touch men in inappropriate ways?
You: and speak slow spanish to them?
Stranger: أنت مثلي الجنس؟
You: you terrorist son of a bitch

Dragonpaco

04-01-2009, 10:54 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: the fucking program said for you to say "hi" not "hey"
You: cant follow a simple instruction?
Stranger: ye but I am a fucking rebel
You: you slow boy?
Stranger: no, just being a fucking rebel man!
You: oh, so you shop at hot topic then?
You: answer the fucking question you terrorist asshole!
You: i dont speak that squiggle language of yours
Stranger: harr
You: i got a one way ticket to gitmo for you
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: YALLYLALYL
Stranger: DURK DURKA BALLAH JIHAD
Stranger: is that what you wanna hear huh?
Stranger: Duuude?
You: you're a fucking delivery boy for grocery clerks aren't you
Stranger: Almost right
You: come coollect your fucking bill
Stranger: that were a step up though
Stranger: from what I really am
You: your my father
Stranger: luke..
You: luke is a name parents give to their kids when they want them to grow up to be gay
Stranger: so you turned out to be gay then?
You: only when my penis is inside a guy
Stranger: ahaa
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Bye bye

Trip

04-01-2009, 11:03 PM

Dragonpaco

04-01-2009, 11:16 PM

i am having to omuch fucking fun

JARVIS518

04-01-2009, 11:19 PM

whats with all the brazilians?

Dragonpaco

04-01-2009, 11:23 PM

I dunno but they get mad when you call them mexicans

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
Stranger: u
Stranger: HHHHHHAYYYY
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: YAYUH
You: FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE
You: DUNNA DUH
You: DUNNA DUH
Stranger: DUNNA DUH
You: DUNNA
Stranger: DUH
You: FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE
Stranger: FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE TO YOUUUUU
You: DUNNA DUH
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bad company ftw
Your conversational partner has disconnected

canibeyou

04-01-2009, 11:24 PM

Wow... I must really suck. I logged in and after waiting over 3 minutes, I never got connected to talk with anyone!

LOL... how sucky THAT feeling is! :lol:

Cass

04-01-2009, 11:32 PM

:lmao:

Dragonpaco

04-01-2009, 11:36 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IF YOU DISCONNECT FROM THIS CONVERSATION I WILL KILL MYSELF
Stranger: if i stay and chat will you use more lowercase?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so. whats up with you then.
You: oNlY hAlF oF tHe TiMe
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'm in california.
Stranger: et tu?
You: i'm in labor
You: but i'm not going to let that kid run my fucking life
Stranger: <snort>'
Stranger: damn straight
Stranger: werd
Stranger: show that little fucker who's boss, yo.
You: he dodged the coathanger for the last time!
Stranger: i found this site from a valleywag article.
Stranger: i've never been here before.
Stranger: you're devirginizing me.
Stranger: or something.
You: i'm only 12
Stranger: uh huh.
You: my dad said that people who talk like that shouldnt be talked to
Stranger: you should probably listen to your father.
Stranger: i mean your dad.
Stranger: never listen to a priest.
You: i decided i'd rather kill myself than talk to you
You have disconnected.

i got a little confused with that one

rogue

04-01-2009, 11:38 PM

derf

04-01-2009, 11:39 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gello
You: hey
Stranger: horses
You: they have shoes
Stranger: not all
You: no but I've never seen one without
Stranger: I guess you hang with the wrong crowd
You: well ive never really seen a horse before
Stranger: I was horse once
You: congratulations, I probably rode you once then
Stranger: So, you are a face rider?
You: only on sundays, the rest of the week i ride Hanibal, sometimes Mr T, but I save Face for sundays
Stranger: Ha!
Stranger: I tried to save Face once, he didn't make it
You: so where in the world is carmen sandiego?
You: how bout just you?
Stranger: Chicago, you?
You: NJ
You: ..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP!
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Stranger: Where in Jersey
You: Right in the middle
You: literally
Stranger: Near Princeton?
You: about 15 minutes away
Stranger: Ever been to Maplewood?
You: Probably not
Stranger: I grew up there
You: ahhhh nice
Stranger: Near Newark
You: upire name wouldnt be arthur would it?
Stranger: No, Ken, and you?
You: Derf
Stranger: Seriously?
You: I know an Arthur that grew up in N NJ and moved to Chicago
You: yeh seriously
Stranger: Your parents were cruel
You: its a Dutch name
Stranger: Well, I guess it beats shithead
You: shithead would suck, crappy poopy face would be worse
Stranger: That would be bad
You: yes it would be

Cass

04-01-2009, 11:42 PM

Stranger: brasil?
You: hot women
Stranger: err i have to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Derf... that's some funny shit, i mean poopy. :lmao:

t-homo

04-02-2009, 12:06 AM

derf, fucking hilarious that you posted that picture right in the middle but kept talking like nothing happened.

Sixxxxer

04-02-2009, 04:56 AM

Lol...Glad to see you guys are having fun with it...And I to tried to find Trip...I started posting Honda? And one guy actually wrote back Yamaha...Then he turned into a Faggot.

askmrjesus

04-02-2009, 06:06 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: he
You: Hi, I'm jesus
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I WISH I HAD MURDERED YOU INSTEAD !
You: what's up down there?
Stranger: drinking goats blood/using it to masturbate
You: Jew bastard
Stranger: go hows it up in the clouds
You: cloudy
Stranger: o that sucks man
Stranger: cant ur dad
Stranger: change that shit
You: no rain though
You: he's on vaction
Stranger: o
You: twf?
Stranger: you should murder him in his sleep
Stranger: wat?
You: bastard never sleeps
Stranger: murder him in broad day then
Stranger: simple
You: Isee
You: why you merder him?
Stranger: cuz he ruined my life
Stranger: my car got repo'd
Stranger: his ass is mine
Stranger: and the world is going with me
Stranger: after him
You: pay your bills next time
Stranger: it's you
You: slacker
Stranger: still paying off for the time at lucky ladies'
Stranger: :-/
You: they charge by the minute?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i gotta hit the sack so i can die rested tomorrw good nite

JC

Archren

04-02-2009, 08:51 AM

Dave

04-02-2009, 09:18 AM

i tried putting on my robe and wizard hat but the other guy wasnt into it :lol:

derf

04-02-2009, 03:39 PM

start off your conversation with this

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Rider

04-02-2009, 03:44 PM

You guys have way too much fucking time on your hands... :panic:

the chi

04-02-2009, 04:29 PM

I gotta say tho, as inane as this stuff is, damn its funny!

zed

04-02-2009, 05:24 PM

there's some funny post in this thread, been a while since I've laughed this much.

zed

04-02-2009, 05:27 PM

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .
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Stranger: ty
You: NP
Stranger: you're very welcome :)
You: who's the fuckhead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dReWpY

04-02-2009, 05:43 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welsh?
You: so
Stranger: Are you welsh?
You: ..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP!
.................................................. ............................,-''\':\: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;\:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
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You: ho
You: no
Stranger: Good
Stranger: I fucking hate the welsh
Stranger: asl?
You: word
You: i hate jews
You: trip?
Stranger: To where
Stranger: jewland?
You: screw jewland, hope it burns
Stranger: I hear its a shitty theme park
Stranger: With a shalamacoaster
You: but they have a great bbq i heard
Stranger: I have a memorobilia ashtray
You: dont drink the water though, and shower at your own risk
Stranger: Its bloody massive
Stranger: Its too crowded
Stranger: not enough food either
You: was it still smoking when you got it
Stranger: was hungry
Stranger: Was a bit warm too
You: i heard that was a hot item
Stranger: It is
Stranger: What did you get?
You: a bit of a sun burn
Stranger: I got a great pair of striped pyjamas
You: jew burgers wernt bad though
Stranger: Bit lean
Stranger: Not enough meat
You: atleast there were well done
Stranger: Tasted a bit chemically
Stranger: I suspect GM
You: the chidrens platter was a bit bony
Stranger: Wasnt it just!
Stranger: But I went to Arabland
Stranger: don't get me started
Stranger: It must have been a waterpark from what I saw
You: heard it was a bit crowded, but its clearing out this time of the year
Stranger: Well everyone had a towel on their head
Stranger: must have been swimming park
You: too many suicide bombers going off premature
Stranger: It disappoints all women
You: how do you know they are women?
You: damn towel is in the wya
You: way
Stranger: Don't wanta see any of that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dova80

04-02-2009, 10:21 PM

best one so far... after countless people disconnecting...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Today, war is to important to be left to politicians they have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Stranger: im not prepared to talk about this

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dova80

04-02-2009, 10:42 PM

Another jem I beat at his own game

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: PENIS

You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-02-2009, 10:44 PM

You: QUEEF!
Stranger: Sniff
Stranger: mom?
You: no son, it's daddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-02-2009, 10:51 PM

You: i slept with the queen of england
Stranger: fuck me fuck me
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: she gave me a gum job, it was awesome
You: i wanted a rimmer, but she said no because of my dingleberries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-02-2009, 10:53 PM

You: testicle shitballs
Stranger: have you been waiting all day to say that to someone?
Stranger: I'm honored
You: nah
You: 5 mns or so
Stranger: still... really, thanks.
You: i just told some dude about trying to get a rimmer from the queen of england
You: but she said no because of my dingleberries
Stranger: refreshing
You: yeah, i need some cleansing wipes
Stranger: well, this has been enlightening
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jtemple

04-02-2009, 10:54 PM

Try song lyrics:

You: hi!
Stranger: hy
Stranger: hey
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Stranger: no
You: Flame up the herb

jtemple

04-02-2009, 10:57 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
You: Flame up the herb
You: Woof down the beer
Stranger: your fluffy chair?
You: I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
You: My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage
You: So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll
You: How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill
You: You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
Stranger: dead kennedys so boring
Stranger: derivative crap
You: M.T.V. Get off the air
You have disconnected.

jtemple

04-02-2009, 11:00 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yeah, how are you doing?
Stranger: ok, u?
You: This is Kissel. What time are you gonna come over and fix my sink?
Stranger: not any time soon with THAT attitude!
You: I don't know. I called you guys about 4 hours ago to fix my sink it's all over the water's all over the place.
Stranger: well we sent a guy, i dont know what to tell u
Stranger: ill check up on him by radio if u want...
You: Yeah, that's right! What's taking you guys?
Stranger: just a sec....
You: Ah, Jesus Christ
Stranger: .
You: Are you Freddie?
Stranger: ....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
You: You're Uncle Freddie!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-02-2009, 11:02 PM

You: slip the roofie in her drink
Stranger: sounds responsible
You: well it will help you get rid of that virginity problem you been having
Stranger: you know, rape isn't exactly a tool i'd care to have in my arsenal, js
You: don't forget the shovel
You: that's important
Stranger: right.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yamerhaw

04-02-2009, 11:11 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you sexual prey?
You: i like to shave midgets
Stranger: well
Stranger: who doesn't?
You: i know right
Stranger: i like to eat bees
You: do you know Valentino Rossi
Stranger: never met him but his mother is nice
You: i went to england once, but didnt care for the smell
You: my cat is staring at me
Stranger: i need a new country
Stranger: everyone has something they hate about england
Stranger: feed it
You: i feed and water my cat , clean his litter box, and the S.O.B keeps staring at me
Stranger: maybe you should get a tiger
You: if i had one, i'd ride it to work, and let it tear my boss's face off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yamerhaw

04-02-2009, 11:21 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: make me a sandwich and be quick about it
Stranger: Oi
Stranger: meu nome é samara
You: no hold the oi
You: no hable french'e
Stranger: tinha se não estivesse morrido
You: no hable chinese'e
You: i'm a super model
You: uh, super'e model'e

Amorok

04-02-2009, 11:25 PM

Dude, you guys need a hobby.

Yamerhaw

04-02-2009, 11:29 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do you know who valention rossi is?
You: valentino i mean
Stranger: no sorry :(
You: please die
Stranger: Im culturally ignorant
Stranger: sorry :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yamerhaw

04-02-2009, 11:39 PM

WTF:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fkn pants
You: do you know who valentino rossi is?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: italian motorcycle racer
You: yep
Stranger: yeah, but thats probably all i know about him
Stranger: do you know how to pee your pants?
You: just when drinking Jager
Stranger: JAGERBOMBS FTW
You: yep
Stranger: k, you bore me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip

04-02-2009, 11:40 PM

Stranger: your asl
Stranger: plx
You: 2009/m/heaven
Stranger: shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

t-homo

04-03-2009, 12:28 AM

I love how so many people type in asl. Do they think they can actually find a girl on there?

azoomm

04-03-2009, 12:43 AM

I keep waiting to see one of my conversations here :lol:

You: what?
Stranger: aids?
You: I didn't do it, I swear.

Trip

04-03-2009, 09:15 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you remind me of the babe
Stranger: what babe?
You: the babe with the power
Stranger: what power?
You: the power of the voodoo
Stranger: who do?
You: you do
Stranger: what?
You: you remind me of the babe
You: DANCE MAGIC DANCE!

Particle Man

04-03-2009, 09:55 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: make me a sandwich and be quick about it
Stranger: Oi
Stranger: meu nome é samara
You: no hold the oi

:lol:

Dragonpaco

04-03-2009, 11:58 AM

you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You remind me of the babe
stranger: What babe?
You: The babe with the power
stranger: What power?
You: The power of the voodoo
stranger: Who do?
You: You do
stranger: What?
You: You remind me of the babe
you: Dance magic dance!

epic!

the chi

04-03-2009, 12:52 PM

Trip

04-03-2009, 01:01 PM

You so didnt break out David Bowie and the Labyrinth!!

oh yeah, i loved that movie when I was little. Sir Didymus and Ambrosius were the shit.

It surprisingly only took a few people to figure out what I was doing.

the chi

04-03-2009, 01:13 PM

oh yeah, i loved that movie when I was little. Sir Didymus and Ambrosius were the shit.

It surprisingly only took a few people to figure out what I was doing.

:lol: Its still one of my faves, I have a copy on my shelf right now. :lol:

Particle Man

04-03-2009, 08:17 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: did you take my cheese?
Stranger: Yes.
You: was it good cheese?
You: I made it with milk and ground up hampster shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:D

Particle Man

04-03-2009, 08:25 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??
Stranger: probably
Stranger: north south?
You: what is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: cant think up a witty reply to that one:lol:

snaps

04-03-2009, 08:34 PM

This has also turned into forum wars... every forum I've seen has their own little language they're using to find out if "Stranger" is on their home forum, and blasting all the other forums. I've seen some hilarious conversations posted:rockout: