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ontwo
04-07-2009, 11:01 PM
She is participating in the local citizen's police academy. Not to be outdone by any of the men in the class, she volunteered to get tasered.

Here is the result. She took it like a champ!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9uoDKO1e-I

Dnyce
04-07-2009, 11:15 PM
sweet...

shes got a cool tattoo too

ontwo
04-07-2009, 11:16 PM
Yep, we like the ink.

Trip
04-07-2009, 11:31 PM
nice, electricity is not nice

t-homo
04-07-2009, 11:36 PM
The commentary by everyone before she got hit was hilarious.

Quick281
04-08-2009, 12:35 AM
Holy crap she took that well.

t-homo
04-08-2009, 12:40 AM
looked painful when you were taking the top one out of her spine.

Porkchop
04-08-2009, 12:43 AM
I love the looks she shoots you right before the shot at 1:12.....

Good job! :pat:

njchopper87
04-08-2009, 12:57 AM
It definetly looked painful pulling the top one out, or was the area numb? But she did really well.

Amorok
04-08-2009, 07:07 AM
Your wife's hot. Frisk me, baby!

Seriously though, good job by her. That shit hurts, and she rode it right down then got right back up after.

ontwo
04-08-2009, 07:25 AM
I'll show her your comments.

The top one stuck in pretty good, but the barbs are only about .25" long. They are designed kinda like the end of a fish hook. The electricity has some type of cauterizing (sp?) effect. Most people don't bleed. I bled a little, and the one in her but had a drop of blood.

It is unbelievable pain. The only way I can describe it is a cramp in every muscle, including you face, and at the same time, someone is hitting you with a bat. It is the longest five seconds ever. 50,000 volts, but low amps. that's why it doesn't kill you.

Particle Man
04-08-2009, 07:26 AM
damn, good for her

askmrjesus
04-08-2009, 08:25 AM
You know the economy is screwed when guys start taking their wives to get tasered, instead of dinner and movie. :lol:

JC

Switch
04-08-2009, 08:49 AM
Tell her good job for me.

CrazyKell
04-08-2009, 09:15 AM
Holy Guacamole your wife's a trooper! Seriously!

I had the sound off at work so I didn't hear the commentary but her looks were priceless.

Archren
04-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Haha, that was awesome!

KSGregman
04-08-2009, 09:20 AM
My wife watched this over my shoulder last night....she said "That girl is TOUGH...but...if you ever shoot me with a Taser it's your ASS!!!"

I was like, FFS I didn't even DO anything and I'm getting yelled at. :lmao:

Adeptus_Minor
04-08-2009, 09:23 AM
She took it really well. :rockwoot:

I tried to get the lady cop that used to do security work for my previous employer to hit me with the taser, but she never would do it.
Apparently the PD makes them account for every cartridge (to prevent 'misuse').
She wouldn't even hit me with the stun gun portion. :rolleyes:

the chi
04-08-2009, 09:31 AM
Kev, your wife is officially BAD ASS!! That is too cool!

Switch
04-08-2009, 09:34 AM
She took it really well.

qft

NONE_too_SOFT
04-08-2009, 09:37 AM
ahhhhh she shoulda started yelling "quit tazin me bro" . that would have been classic. did those barbs hurt commin out?

OneSickPsycho
04-08-2009, 09:38 AM
I'd hit that shit.

ontwo
04-08-2009, 09:58 AM
Different people react differently. She was like me. Everything froze up. There was no way she could say anything. The barbs don't hurt coming out. It is a lot like a bee sting.

As for the cartridges, yes there are matched with the officer. Also, when they are fired, hundreds of little bits of paper come out each with a serial number on it matching it to the cartridge.

Also, the gun stores information like time, date, number of times the current is turned on. That way if a guy says, "they tasered me 5 times" the info can be downloaded for verification.

Oh, and BTW, when the barbs are sticking in you, they can hit the juice again for another 5 seconds.

z06boy
04-08-2009, 10:01 AM
You know the economy is screwed when guys start taking their wives to get tasered, instead of dinner and movie. :lol:

JC

:lol: :lol:


She's a trooper...cool video.

Adeptus_Minor
04-08-2009, 10:02 AM
As for the cartridges, yes there are matched with the officer. Also, when they are fired, hundreds of little bits of paper come out each with a serial number on it matching it to the cartridge.

Also, the gun stores information like time, date, number of times the current is turned on. That way if a guy says, "they tasered me 5 times" the info can be downloaded for verification.


Yep, that's what Chantal told me.
I guess I can't blame her, I think APD was already under scrutiny for being a little too free with their taser usage at the time.

HurricaneHeather
04-08-2009, 10:24 AM
I'm just subscribing so I can watch the vid when I get home(youtube blocked at work). ;)

PhiSig1071
04-08-2009, 10:45 AM
Damn, she's a real trooper, nice ink too.

Gas Man
04-08-2009, 11:26 AM
GO WIFEY!!!

Her avatar should be this
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/a618_thumb.gif

ontwo
04-08-2009, 11:39 AM
:lol: Thanks for all the replies guys. I'm sending her the link

Cory
04-08-2009, 06:06 PM
ahhhhh she shoulda started yelling "quit tazin me bro" . that would have been classic.

:lol:

omg, I would have been crying!!!

Librarian
04-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Case of beer to the first one who can show me a video of my first wife getting tazed! No fair telling her before you do it.

Adeptus_Minor
04-08-2009, 07:23 PM
Case of beer to the first one who can show me a video of my first wife getting tazed! No fair telling her before you do it.

I'm guessing you'd want the gym mat and two helpful gentlemen omitted as well?

HurricaneHeather
04-08-2009, 07:35 PM
That was awesome....I would never do that shit! :lol:

Hats off to her!

Frostz28
04-08-2009, 08:38 PM
wow that was impressive, Id hate to be the guy who had to follow her. you'd have to man up or there would be much laughter directed at you. It would be one thing if the woman before you had been some big butch girl, but to have a sexy little thing go before you and show you up would be embarrassing. Sexy ink too!!! props to your wife for takin it and props to you for managing to land such a good lookin woman!

Smittie61984
04-08-2009, 09:30 PM
wow that was impressive, Id hate to be the guy who had to follow her. you'd have to man up or there would be much laughter directed at you.

Even though there would be no understanding from your buddies, women are suppose to tolerate pain much better than men.

Most guys at my work have been arrested and tased at some point. I love hearing their stories. My favorite is one guy who was in prison and was acting up on purpose. Well he taped some notebooks around his chest before going after a gaurd. The gaurd hit him and he yanked it out but the funny part is he said 'What are you going to do now bitch" and then he got tased by a stun gun on his shoulder from another gaurd. Said he dropped immediately.

NONE_too_SOFT
04-08-2009, 11:55 PM
:lol:

omg, I would have been crying!!!

word. nothing like taking excruciating pain and turning it into something enjoyable for the family.

I'm still dying to know how those barbs felt comming out. I've heard they are capable of going through 1.5 mm thick material, which means bike leathers would not stop an assault. They've got to make penetration to be effective, so whats the deal? are we talking a half inch of deep tissue infiltration?

Rangerscott
04-09-2009, 12:06 AM
http://outsidemybrain.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dont-taze-me-bro.jpg

ontwo
04-09-2009, 09:39 AM
word. nothing like taking excruciating pain and turning it into something enjoyable for the family.

I'm still dying to know how those barbs felt comming out. I've heard they are capable of going through 1.5 mm thick material, which means bike leathers would not stop an assault. They've got to make penetration to be effective, so whats the deal? are we talking a half inch of deep tissue infiltration?

They really aren't bad coming out. You end up with something similar to a bee sting. And it's all relative. Yu just had 50,000 volts hit you. A little barbed wire isn't too bad.

As for the guys, here are the guys that went before her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebfXXxRhzz0

VatorMan
04-09-2009, 10:06 AM
Tough cute little lady ya got there. I take it she's not the submissive one in the relationship. :lol:

Trip
04-09-2009, 10:36 AM
Let's taze someone at the rally

Smittie61984
04-17-2009, 04:29 PM
Let's taze someone at the rally

I agree. We could have a non-lethal weapon war. Tasers, Mace, bean bag shotguns, etc. Though odds are someone would die but what's a party without atleast one death???