SGM Church

[Trip]

Anyone a member of Sovreign Grace Ministries churches? If so, fuck yo church....

That is all...

[Homeslice]

cliff notes?

[shmike]

Fyc.

[HurricaneHeather]

I'm too lazy to read through their whole website to find something cooky about their doctrine....so could you just go ahead and tell us why they suck?

[the chi]

Are these the "god hates soldiers" bunch?

[MikeSP1]

Are these the "god hates soldiers" bunch?

Unless I'm horribly mistaken, I believe you're correct.

[Trip]

No they are the trip head hunters.

[HurricaneHeather]

No they are the trip head hunters.

Oh is that all? So they want to recruit you? :lol:

Here I thought they might believe in feeding babies to hippos or something.:panic:

[the chi]

snort

:lol: Why are you hating on them again, they string another clothesline?

No, HH they tried to take is head, LITERALLY.

[Homeslice]

No they are the trip head hunters.

WTF does that mean, they knocked on your door? Tell them they're interrupting a marvelous session of buttseks.

[z06boy]

:?:

[the chi]

I cant find the old story right now...

Short version: Trip likes to play on his fiddy (before he blew it up), he was playing in a wooded non cultivated area next to SGM church. On Sundays. They put up a clothesline of sorts. Thank goodness he was wearing helmet and not on a fast bike, else he could have sustained major damage possibly fatal as the line was invisible. Think snowmobile barbwire type thing, thus the "head hunters".

As it stands, he was injured, IIRC had to make a trip to the ER to get taken care of, yadda yadda, Trip holds grudges.

Have they done something new?

[rogue]

I cant find the old story right now...

Short version: Trip likes to play on his fiddy (before he blew it up), he was playing in a wooded non cultivated area next to SGM church. On Sundays. They put up a clothesline of sorts. Thank goodness he was wearing helmet and not on a fast bike, else he could have sustained major damage possibly fatal as the line was invisible. Think snowmobile barbwire type thing, thus the "head hunters".

As it stands, he was injured, IIRC had to make a trip to the ER to get taken care of, yadda yadda, Trip holds grudges.

Have they done something new?

:wtf: That's fucked up!

[Trip]

I didn't ride my fiddy while church was in session. I would only play in the woods when no one was there because my fiddy is loud.

The fuckers tried to recruit me. Told them they were a cult and they should take that shit away from me as fast as possible because the last run in I had with their church, they tried to kill me.

More to the story: Trip research said local church to find out the church was part of this SGM group. SGM is a cult and the leaders are there to make mega profit. One ex-churchie blog I was reading said they took in like 850k in tithing and only gave 18k to charity and the rest went to the pastors. They are known to only seek upper-middle class white families and extort money out of them by preaching the dominant working male - submissive stay at home mom bullshit and they also forbid kids from dating and shit. You are only allowed to date your husband, you can't date ever til you get married.

[the chi]

I didn't ride my fiddy while church was in session. I would only play in the woods when no one was there because my fiddy is loud.

The fuckers tried to recruit me. Told them they were a cult and they should take that shit away from me as fast as possible because the last run in I had with their church, they tried to kill me.

More to the story: Trip research said local church to find out the church was part of this SGM group. SGM is a cult and the leaders are there to make mega profit. One ex-churchie blog I was reading said they took in like 850k in tithing and only gave 18k to charity and the rest went to the pastors. They are known to only seek upper-middle class white families and extort money out of them by preaching the dominant working male - submissive stay at home mom bullshit and they also forbid kids from dating and shit. You are only allowed to date your husband, you can't date ever til you get married.

*shudder* They have a few of those type things down here I've heard about...creepy.

[z06boy]

That is messed up !! I do remember the clothesline thread now but didn't remeber it was friggen' chuch members that put it up !! :panic:

[Homeslice]

Wait a minute, this story sounds familiar......Were you on CF?

[Trip]

Wait a minute, this story sounds familiar......Were you on CF?

no

[HurricaneHeather]

More to the story: Trip research said local church to find out the church was part of this SGM group. SGM is a cult and the leaders are there to make mega profit. One ex-churchie blog I was reading said they took in like 850k in tithing and only gave 18k to charity and the rest went to the pastors. They are known to only seek upper-middle class white families and extort money out of them by preaching the dominant working male - submissive stay at home mom bullshit and they also forbid kids from dating and shit. You are only allowed to date your husband, you can't date ever til you get married.

Honestly....that's most churches. :shrug:

[t-homo]

lol. Chi, good call on trip holding grudges.

[Particle Man]

sounds like a job for the good ol' fashioned flaming bag 'o poo (while in session of course) and the ol' dead fish adound the campus gig.