TWFix Box o' Crap: What's in the box?!?!

[Corey]

Let the fun begin!

Immediately I'm both elated and disappointed. A quick sniff and shake of the box tells me it's probably not feces. Hooray! But it's too small to be a severed head, totally removing the potential awesomeness of a Se7en reference.

So let's dive right in...

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F*ck yeah tshirt! We're off to a damn good start!






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Areva Hat. Nope, no clue what Areva is.

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Sweet, an empty cassette box of romantic tunes and granny porn. It's gonna be a good night. The TWFix cards cover the naughty stuff quite well.

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A map, a bike, and a free meal. Could this be a clue?

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Go into the light.

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Super Bounce Ball??! Fuck yeah! Now, excuse me, I need to dig out my old nextel to see if it fits this holder. Then it's off to Mickey D's for some nuggets. Thanks Trip!

[marko138]

Get rid of the granny porn and it's not a bad score.

[t-homo]

hahahaha. Some good stuff though.

[Ninjakel]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[rogue]

Ha! I was right about a TWF shirt and stickers! :rofl:

Granny porn??? OMG! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[buzzcutt2]

Hooray for granny porn. :nana2:

[G-Rex]

Bahahaha! Great booty Corey! :lol:

[pauldun170]

Get rid of the granny porn and it's not a bad score.


Whoa hold on just one minute...
That's 4 hours worth of granny porn.

You don't just throw that away....

[Archren]

:rofl: Awesome!!

[VatorMan]

:rofl:

[anthonyk]

:twfix:

[Mr Lefty]

ROFL trip gave you the fucked up Tshirt! classic

[rogue]

ROFL trip gave you the fucked up Tshirt! classic

What's fucked up about it? :scratch:

I noticed the stickers have the "dot" on them. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

the circle thing around the TWFix... it's not the same as the site... none of us notice either... but trip did straight off... :lol:

[rogue]

I see it! :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

WAHHHHHH!!!!! I want an Areva hat! And a super bounce ball. And an outdated GSXR model. Plus I just happen to have an old half eaten box of nuggets without any sauce!!!!!

[rogue]

I thought you'd be jealous of the granny porn, Tig :lol:

[Rangerscott]

This isnt whats in the box is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g&feature=related

[JoJoYZF]

Im probably going to regret asking this but who had the granny porn in the first place that donated it?

[Corey]

I thought you'd be jealous of the granny porn, Tig :lol:

It's one letter off of his porn of choice, so no jealousy there. Close, but no cigar, so to speak.

[Amber Lamps]

It's one letter off of his porn of choice, so no jealousy there. Close, but no cigar, so to speak.

As it happens,Trip can hook you up with some of that kind of porn too....

[Trip]

Im probably going to regret asking this but who had the granny porn in the first place that donated it?

drewpy sent me it first

corey, it's your responsibility now to trick some TWFix member into taking it.

[JoJoYZF]

drewpy sent me it first


And why doesnt that surprise me?

[LittleTaz]

You should try to use the Chic Fil A coupon just to see what they say when you present them with one that expired at the end of '03 :lol:

[Corey]

You should try to use the Chic Fil A coupon just to see what they say when you present them with one that expired at the end of '03 :lol:

Maybe they'll take it if I tape it to the granny porn.

[ericr]

Whooo hooooo :rockwoot: Good score Corey :dthumb:

Guess that nugget sauce can be handy with the granny porn too :idk: :lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

Looks like a couple of items to stuff in a geocache for another GRex scavenger hunt. :lol:

[Gas Man]

There should be a quiz needed before one can pass the granny porn. Something that you won't know from some place in time in the video, that you have to know before you have the permission to pass it. That would be super funny!

Nice score either way!!!

[Archren]

Looks like a couple of items to stuff in a geocache for another GRex scavenger hunt. :lol:

Winner!! :lol: Only if it's planned when I can go too, dammit!!

[G-Rex]

Looks like a couple of items to stuff in a geocache for another GRex scavenger hunt. :lol:

See Greg, the problem is that if *I* plan a scavenger hunt..well, the United States is my playground. Not everyone is as adventurous as me. Hell, Slaggy sat entombed under a Mormon Barn in Jackson, Wyoming for almost 10 months before he was rescued.

Winner!! :lol: Only if it's planned when I can go too, dammit!!

Don't worry, you're coming for sure. ;)

[azoomm]

Good job Trip :lol: That's awesome!!

mental note - don't trust Corey now for any reason...

[Archren]

Good job Trip :lol: That's awesome!!

mental note - don't trust Corey now for any reason...

That's probably a good idea whether there's granny porn involved or not. :lol:

[Corey]

Good job Trip :lol: That's awesome!!

mental note - don't trust Corey now for any reason...

That's probably a good idea whether there's granny porn involved or not. :lol:

You ladies are way too paranoid. On a completely separate and totally unrelated topic, I have some gear that I'm no longer using that I'd be happy to mail to either of you. Just let me know and I'll send it out priority.
:angel:

[Particle Man]

Christmas lights work well for drying out rain-soaked boots overnight (got that from ADV) :)