F my life - Quote of the Day!

[CrazyKell]

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

:rofl: I have SO done something similar! :lmao:

[ontwo]

I once went to Wal Mart and picked up something that I knew would fit in my backpack. I got to the bike and realized that I didn't wear my backpack that day

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I've spent a couple rides home with food or whatnot crammed into my jacket cause i forgot i didnt have a backpack. Once it was a bottle of vodka for a party i was having at my house later that night... glad i didnt get pulled over on that trip.

[z06boy]

Well when leaving the adult toy store I think I would have deflated her and folded her up until I got her home. :lol:

I mean if I was in to that sort of thing...:whistle: :loser: :jump:

http://heidikins.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/vespa-blow-up-doll.jpg

[Archren]

Oh shit. :rofl:

[HurricaneHeather]

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.

[Archren]

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.

Necessity is the mother of invention... :lol:

[dReWpY]

we have had to call a car to come and pick up the groceries we have bought cause we forgot we were on the bikes

[Smittie61984]

we have had to call a car to come and pick up the groceries we have bought cause we forgot we were on the bikes - FML

Fixed.

First time I wen to Steve and Berry's I was so thrilled with the $5 T-shirts and $7 pants that I got $100 worth of clothes and then realised I was on my bike. It's amazing how far bunjee chords can stretch.

[Amber Lamps]

I stopped at Meijer's to pick up a "couple things" and ran into a huge sale on ribeyes! I bought over $100 worth @ $5/lb and called a cab to drop them off at my apt FTMFW! I think the cab was about $10. I wasn't leaving them som-bitches at the store...NO FUCKING WAY!!!:drool:

[Sixxxxer]

How do you forget your on a Bike??

[rogue]

How do you forget your on a Bike??

That's what I can't figure out. When I go anywhere on the bike, I always have my gear...holding my helmet in my hand and my jacket still on. I can't forget. :idk:

[Lucky3623]

That's what I can't figure out. When I go anywhere on the bike, I always have my gear...holding my helmet in my hand and my jacket still on. I can't forget. :idk:


Amen... Hard to forget when you have to lug that crap around...

[rogue]

Don't get me wrong. It's still funny as hell that someone would do that. Almost like self ownage! :lmao:

[Sixxxxer]

Oh its funny...but even if I left my gloves and helmet on the bike and went in a store I ALWAYS take my jacket with me (I have a phobia of leaving it with the bike)

And furthermore...Mentally I know I rode that day...I dont go to the supermarket on the bike if I have to go shopping...I take my car??

Maybe Im just Weird?? LMAO

[rogue]

Oh its funny...but even if I left my gloves and helmet on the bike and went in a store I ALWAYS take my jacket with me (I have a phobia of leaving it with the bike)

And furthermore...Mentally I know I rode that day...I dont go to the supermarket on the bike if I have to go shopping...I take my car??

Maybe Im just Weird?? LMAO

When I didn't have a car, I shopped on the bike. But I was always prepared. Backpacks and bungee nets. :lol:

[Sixxxxer]

I bungeed an Easter present from my dad today to the back of the bike...But it was small and flat and he made me...Lol

[Smittie61984]

That's what I can't figure out. When I go anywhere on the bike, I always have my gear...holding my helmet in my hand and my jacket still on. I can't forget. :idk:

What's a helmet?

[Antwanny]

I stopped at Meijer's to pick up a "couple things" and ran into a huge sale on ribeyes! I bought over $100 worth @ $5/lb and called a cab to drop them off at my apt FTMFW! I think the cab was about $10. I wasn't leaving them som-bitches at the store...NO FUCKING WAY!!!:drool:

mmmmmmmmm rib eyessssss

[Fleck750]

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.


I bungeed two 30 packs on the back of a scooter one time. Cop pulled me over and asked if I'd been drinking. I told him, "Not yet." :)

[Particle Man]

That's what I can't figure out. When I go anywhere on the bike, I always have my gear...holding my helmet in my hand and my jacket still on. I can't forget. :idk:

I've carried my helmet around the store while picking stuff up and still forgotten :lol: