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tommymac
04-17-2009, 10:58 AM
No storries of stanky cooter this time. Was having a rough night, had a few patients with social work issues and 2 lousy nurses, told one if she moved any slower moss would start growing on her. Anyway EMS brings in a guy with an elevated blood sugar level, so I figure ok this is easy check a fingerstick send some labs and thats that. Then I go on to find out this guy one lives in a homeless shelter and is a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. Fortunatley I found this out towards the end of his stay. otherwise I may have had to draw the blood myself, and prolly would have slipped and stabbed him in the ey eor something.

Tom

Ninjakel
04-17-2009, 10:59 AM
Your patients are the dregs of society, aren't they? :lol:

tommymac
04-17-2009, 11:02 AM
Your patients are the dregs of society, aren't they? :lol:

Somewhat, interesting thing was he was a regular white guy, dont see too many of those here. Theyre either russians or hasidic/orthodox jews.

Tom

Rider
04-17-2009, 11:03 AM
Thats why you need to keep those aids infected syringes around.... For people like that.

Ninjakel
04-17-2009, 11:10 AM
Somewhat, interesting thing was he was a regular white guy, dont see too many of those here. Theyre either russians or hasidic/orthodox jews.

Tom



Hey now, I live with a Russian. :lol:

tommymac
04-17-2009, 11:17 AM
Hey now, I live with a Russian. :lol:

Is he like the seedey russians up here who all drive BMW's or range rovers but only make 10 bucks an hr working as a home health aide :idk:

Tom

Ninjakel
04-17-2009, 11:20 AM
Is he like the seedey russians up here who all drive BMW's or range rovers but only make 10 bucks an hr working as a home health aide :idk:

Tom


No :lol:

He drives a Caddy:rofl::rofl::rofl:


He grew up in Brooklyn though.

NONE_too_SOFT
04-17-2009, 11:27 AM
Its really shitty that they dont put this stuff in the charts... I've had many a rapist/pedophile/ etc etc be admitted unbeknownst to the staff until later in the stay. There should really be a criminal record tab in the patient charts, cause really, the patients who havent fucked young children get priority.

AquaPython
04-17-2009, 11:58 AM
i thought you lived with a russian orthodox jew?

Ninjakel
04-17-2009, 11:59 AM
:rofl:

the chi
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
Its really shitty that they dont put this stuff in the charts... I've had many a rapist/pedophile/ etc etc be admitted unbeknownst to the staff until later in the stay. There should really be a criminal record tab in the patient charts, cause really, the patients who havent fucked young children get priority.

Ya know, I wouldnt be so much worried about the priority, even if they are scum but rather the fact that they are in a position to be around small children and are a danger to other patients...I've sat in many an ER and there was not staff there to be aware of the comings and goings of individuals...:idk:

tommymac
04-17-2009, 01:55 PM
Ya know, I wouldnt be so much worried about the priority, even if they are scum but rather the fact that they are in a position to be around small children and are a danger to other patients...I've sat in many an ER and there was not staff there to be aware of the comings and goings of individuals...:idk:

its real easy too esp if its busy. everyones running aroun ddoing their thing its real easy to just wander around. Plus our hospital security is a joke so if yo uknow what youre doing its easy to move around un noticed.

They year before i started PA school there someone actualy walked in and stole a baby:panic:

tom

Tsunami
04-17-2009, 02:32 PM
Hey Tommy, i was wondering, when you see nasty cooters all day long (goes for male gynos too, does that kill your sexual appetite?

Particle Man
04-17-2009, 02:47 PM
They year before i started PA school there someone actualy walked in and stole a baby:panic:

tom
did they since install the monitor device that locks down the entire wing if the baby is removed from the OB floor? That's how it is as the hospital down the road...

Archren
04-17-2009, 05:16 PM
did they since install the monitor device that locks down the entire wing if the baby is removed from the OB floor? That's how it is as the hospital down the road...

The hospital where I had my second daughter was that way.

tommymac
04-17-2009, 08:34 PM
did they since install the monitor device that locks down the entire wing if the baby is removed from the OB floor? That's how it is as the hospital down the road...

They did soon after that, same fo rthe peds floor and that actualy works prety good. It locked down once when a tech moved a baby by mistake and got too close to the sensors.

Tom

iDesmo
04-17-2009, 09:33 PM
They did soon after that, same fo rthe peds floor and that actualy works pretty good. It locked down once when a tech moved a baby by mistake and got too close to the sensors.

Tom
Ten years ago they had that stuff in place in major eastern seaboard hospitals with drills from internal security to cover exits as the alarm sounded in "drills." For your place to just initiate this these past years is ....

Anyway, careful what you write. I made a comment about staff once, on line, and it ate me sideways. Your job is hard enough.

Particle Man
04-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Ten years ago they had that stuff in place in major eastern seaboard hospitals with drills from internal security to cover exits as the alarm sounded in "drills." For your place to just initiate this these past years is ....

Anyway, careful what you write. I made a comment about staff once, on line, and it ate me sideways. Your job is hard enough.

holy crap, it's Desmo

:rockout:

askmrjesus
04-17-2009, 10:34 PM
holy crap, it's Desmo

:rockout:

Passover let out early this year.

JC

pickle.of.doom
04-18-2009, 02:05 AM
Well, if it is on their record, it means they did their time for whatever it was. The fact they they are free to wander into the hospital means they are "rehabilitated" . Treating them any different because of their criminal record, even if it is sick like pedophelia, is against a persons rights as an American. So no, joe shmoe working a desk at a hospital should not have access to anyones criminal records just because they got sick.

tommymac
04-18-2009, 07:19 AM
Ten years ago they had that stuff in place in major eastern seaboard hospitals with drills from internal security to cover exits as the alarm sounded in "drills." For your place to just initiate this these past years is ....

Anyway, careful what you write. I made a comment about staff once, on line, and it ate me sideways. Your job is hard enough.


its prolly going on 10 yrs now I started school in 2000 and the stolen baby happened in 99 I believe.

tom

cbrchick
04-18-2009, 07:30 AM
Anyway, careful what you write. I made a comment about staff once, on line, and it ate me sideways. Your job is hard enough.


Heya Des... howya been darling?

Plus one to what he's saying... I could entertain with many more a story, but the potential for backlash is too great. I don't want to take the chance. Makes me nervous.

tommymac
04-18-2009, 07:35 AM
Heya Des... howya been darling?

Plus one to what he's saying... I could entertain with many more a story, but the potential for backlash is too great. I don't want to take the chance. Makes me nervous.

prety much whatever I do post is common knowledge among the staff. Everyone prety much knows where people stand as far as whos good or not, I just tend to be a bit mroe vocal about it ;)

Tom

Particle Man
04-18-2009, 08:08 AM
Passover let out early this year.

JC
:lol:

tommymac
04-18-2009, 08:18 AM
wish passover let out early in brooklyn. We have been so shrot staffed the last 2 weeks its ridiculous. Our director has worked 4 or 5 straight overnights, and a few by himself just to cover the shifts :(

Tom

iDesmo
04-18-2009, 12:20 PM
Heya Des... howya been darling?
Busy. I miss you. That other joint, CF, is a morguer.


Plus one to what he's saying... I could entertain with many more a story, but the potential for backlash is too great. I don't want to take the chance. Makes me nervous.
They use to sit down at the desktop right after I posted on CF and figure out ways to back page even after I deleted cookies and history. One floor person even subscribed and took the posts through e-mail. Little did I know. From that point on, I'd delete my posts before getting up. It became a habit. It seemed, my mind became that tempor.

Tsunami
04-18-2009, 05:04 PM
Hi Desmo!:welcome:

Dova80
04-19-2009, 03:47 AM
Hi Desmo!:welcome:



Funny I was thinking the same thing..lol I do enjoy his avatars of lovely Israel women. I want to go over there sometime, ahh the women and guns everywhere...

Frostz28
04-19-2009, 08:05 PM
The fact they they are free to wander into the hospital means they are "rehabilitated"

:rofl::rofl::rofl: LOL.... that is a joke right?

pickle.of.doom
04-22-2009, 01:05 PM
No, it means they did their time for the crime they commited and are now free. They should get different service at a hospital because of a record?