Dead man walking [Archive]

pauldun170

04-28-2009, 10:42 AM

I fogot today is karens birthday, so I will be dying a slow painful death around 8pm.

Tom

YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP.

ah fuck it...
What's she gonna do? Throw you out?

Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email.

Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH?

Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers.

I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating.

This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"

Archren

04-28-2009, 10:43 AM

:rofl:

Wow, dude. Nice knowing ya. :lol:

askmrjesus

04-28-2009, 10:43 AM

YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!

Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP.

ah fuck it...
What's she gonna do? Throw you out?

Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email.

Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH?

Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers.

I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating.

This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"

:lol:

You're on a roll today, aren't you?

JC

HurricaneHeather

04-28-2009, 10:47 AM

Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?

Dummy :lol:

tommymac

04-28-2009, 10:49 AM

Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?

Dummy :lol:

I cant leave the job site till theyre done:idk:

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

Fleck750

04-28-2009, 10:50 AM

tommymac

04-28-2009, 10:51 AM

You screwed up by getting married.

No marriage means your woman has no birthdays, there's no anniversaries, holidays or any special days. Think how much money you would have saved by just living together. :zowned:

Thats all we are now. Were not married yet, but were buying a house, we havent even moved in yet and I bet she will throw me out :lol:

Tom

cuttle

04-28-2009, 10:55 AM

send a really tacky "birthday dancing cowboy gram" to her workplace and she'll never want you to get her something else....

askmrjesus

04-28-2009, 10:57 AM

I cant leave the job site till theyre done:idk:

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

What woman wouldn't love some fork oil on her birthday?

Oh yeah, YOURS! :lol:

JC

Fleck750

04-28-2009, 10:57 AM

Thats all we are now. Were not married yet, but were buying a house, we havent even moved in yet and I bet she will throw me out :lol:

Tom

So what's the problem? You shouldn't be hiding or afraid. She should just be happy you're there and contribute to the household.

This is turning bad, I'm gonna shut up now. :sorry:

Particle Man

04-28-2009, 10:57 AM

Dude, you are so screwed

I forgot the day of my first wedding anniversary.

that's why my wife had it inscribed on the inside of my wedding ring :lol:

Particle Man

04-28-2009, 11:31 AM

b) how often do you take your ring off and look at the inside of it..?

every time we're in an argument and I am looking for something else to focus on other than her just to piss her off. :lol:

HurricaneHeather

04-28-2009, 11:31 AM

b) how often do you take your ring off and look at the inside of it..?

When the weather outside starts to resemble the weather on his wedding day :lol:

I think my wedding was around Springtime....oh yeah....I can check it right here :wink:

askmrjesus

04-28-2009, 11:33 AM

a) how often do you take your ring off and look at the inside of it..?

About once a year, the day after his anniversary. :lol:

JC

Particle Man

04-28-2009, 11:33 AM

When the weather outside starts to resemble the weather on his wedding day :lol:

I think my wedding was around Springtime....oh yeah....I can check it right here :wink:

it was 87 degrees outside when I got married... it was 87 degrees yesterday.... hey, it worked! :lol: ('cept I got married in July but at least I got reminded early :lmao:)

Lucky3623

04-28-2009, 11:35 AM

I cant leave the job site till theyre done:idk:

then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks.

Tom

If you want any chance of living... you better put the forks on the back burner... Putting your forks before remembering/saving her birthday... it would suck to be you.

tommymac

04-28-2009, 11:35 AM

every time we're in an argument and I am looking for something else to focus on other than her just to piss her off. :lol:

Thats when you fire up the puter and look at some porn:rockwoot:

I also call BS on the 87 degrees when you got married, yo ulive at th enorth pole and it never gets that warm up there :lol:

Tom

Particle Man

04-28-2009, 11:54 AM

I also call BS on the 87 degrees when you got married, yo ulive at th enorth pole and it never gets that warm up there :lol:

Tom

oh, it certainly gets freakin' hot

Trip

04-28-2009, 11:57 AM

that's why my wife had it inscribed on the inside of my wedding ring :lol:

:lol:

I got married right after my wife's birthday, so if I forget the birthday. I can try to make it up with the anny. If I miss both, I'm fucked.

rogue

04-28-2009, 12:16 PM

Damn. My one chance to finally meet my favorite PA and he's gonna be dead before the rally. :(

Before she kills you, send me all your beer! :D

:lol:

rogue

04-28-2009, 12:17 PM

:lol:

I got married right after my wife's birthday, so if I forget the birthday. I can try to make it up with the anny. If I miss both, I'm fucked.

My ex couldn't forget my birthday, since it was his too. :lol:

Particle Man

04-28-2009, 01:08 PM

My ex couldn't forget my birthday, since it was his too. :lol:

I've forgotten my own birthday before... don't think it can't happen :nee:

Dragonpaco

04-28-2009, 01:16 PM

dude, have you lost your manly instincts? if your forget a major event; you're supposed to get arrested for some minor bullshit and get locked up for the night. then make up some great thing you planned

wildchild

04-28-2009, 01:17 PM

dude c'mon you gotta be creative. Phone a restaurant for reservations, phone in an order for flowers, stop by a jewelry shop on the way home.

doesn't have to be a party, tell her you wanted quality time alone with her at the restaurant.

we all forget sometimes, it's how well you save your ass that matters.

Sixxxxer

04-28-2009, 01:19 PM

Unless you suffer from Serious Dimensia or Amnesia...How the FUCK do you forget your own birthday??

As for Your Girl Tommy...I'd think of SOMETHING...Even if you stall on your way home and get her something...tell her you were stuck in traffic...

rogue

04-28-2009, 01:20 PM

I've forgotten my own birthday before... don't think it can't happen :nee:

The last couple of years I've tried to forget mine but certain people just won't let me. :td:

Tsunami

04-28-2009, 03:18 PM

Send someone to buy her that Sears gift card (though i hope you change your mind on the store) and flowers. Where the heck is MK, tell him to go fetch something and you'll pick it up later. Or tell him to drop it off at the hospital.

njchopper87

04-28-2009, 03:24 PM

If you're on here panicing you definetly have time to think of something. As the others said, it doesn't have to be the best thing ever. Returning home with the lamest gift or plans in the world is better than returning home empty handed. Calm down and use the time at work to think of something creative.

You are a guy after all, you should have mastered last minute shopping (or w/e) a long time ago.

the chi

04-28-2009, 03:26 PM

I've forgotten my own birthday before... don't think it can't happen :nee:

Guilty, I forgot it last year...and the year before that. I get the calls from family as a reminder. :lol:

T-its not over yet, get on the phone, damage control STAT!

Method

04-28-2009, 03:44 PM

You're already screwed Tommy - May as well come meet me for a beer in the city after you get done dropping off your forks.

:D

Tsunami

04-28-2009, 05:17 PM

You're already screwed Tommy - May as well come meet me for a beer in the city after you get done dropping off your forks.

:D

Hey you should volunteer to shop for Tommy!

Curb

04-28-2009, 06:09 PM

can i have your snakes?

tommymac

04-28-2009, 07:49 PM

can i have your snakes?

I expected nothing less from you :lol:

well so far so good I bought the dreaded card and we will go out for dinner either tonight or thurs night.

And I still dropped my forks off at the shop:rockwoot:

Tom

Sixxxxer

04-28-2009, 08:16 PM

Well thats good news...Get the Shish Together before we leave bossman!!!

tommymac

04-28-2009, 08:22 PM

Well thats good news...Get the Shish Together before we leave bossman!!!

This is going to be another of those last minute ordeals. They have the seals but are mad busy, they may squeeze it in tomorrow which would be sweet. They did say I will get it by the weekend though. Thing is I need to put them back on so I can do a bunch of other work/maintenance and now get another damn inspection since i destroyed the sticker.

Tom

Sixxxxer

04-28-2009, 08:25 PM

I just responded about Inspection in the other thread...NY really that hard on you for that shit???

Mins not inspected worth shit...Lol

'73 H1 Triple

04-28-2009, 08:32 PM

This is going to be another of those last minute ordeals. They have the seals but are mad busy, they may squeeze it in tomorrow which would be sweet. They did say I will get it by the weekend though. Thing is I need to put them back on so I can do a bunch of other work/maintenance and now get another damn inspection since i destroyed the sticker.

Tom

In PA we can get replacement stickers :dthumb:

Good work saving your own ass :rockout:

Jeff

Curb

04-28-2009, 09:12 PM

I expected nothing less from you :lol:

Dude, they need to go to a good home...besides the only other person that would take them would be rogue and half of them would probably mistake her for dinner :lol:

btw...the local reptile store had dwarf retics in stock when i was there saturday

rogue

04-29-2009, 01:01 AM

Tommy! You could have returned my text! Good thing I decided to read this thread or I would have marked you off the rally list and tried to put an APB out on you! :lol:

rogue

04-29-2009, 01:02 AM

Dude, they need to go to a good home...besides the only other person that would take them would be rogue and half of them would probably mistake her for dinner :lol:

btw...the local reptile store had dwarf retics in stock when i was there saturday

I've never had problems with any of the larger pythons I've owned. They all loved me! But then, they were probably thinking I might make a good meal too. :lol:

How much were they asking for the dwarf retics?

Curb

04-29-2009, 05:40 AM

How much were they asking for the dwarf retics?
i don't really remember seeing the price i think it said $399...

tommymac

04-29-2009, 06:59 AM

Tommy! You could have returned my text! Good thing I decided to read this thread or I would have marked you off the rally list and tried to put an APB out on you! :lol:

I sawwy, I left my phone in the car last night and went to bed somewhat early.

I am assuming the dwarfs are jampeas?

Tom

rogue

04-29-2009, 01:16 PM

I sawwy, I left my phone in the car last night and went to bed somewhat early.

Tom

According to my phone, I sent that text a little after 3pm and I'm an hour behind you. I'm just going to assume you were busy with damage control at that time since you're still alive. :lol: